July's first Asian Gorl thread!

yes please!

illl be your frend suess! you gabve me a name! an identity!

>“Country people are actually worse, if anything, than city folk,” he went on. “Another thing. You said just now that you didn’t think there was anyone among your relatives you’d call bad. But do you imagine there’s a certain type of person in the world who conforms to the idea of a ‘bad person’? You’ll never find someone who fits that mold neatly, you know. On the whole, all people are good, or at least they’re normal. The frightening thing is that they can suddenly turn bad when it comes to the crunch. That’s why you have to be careful.” –Natsume Soseki, Kokoro

Ragnarok.. the Twilight of the Gods. Where Aesir and Vanir stand up with each other, to combat the primordial Titans in a final fury which ends the world! Norse Mythology views the apocalypse as a twilight of reason and scarcity; the dusk which infers a mingling, a foraged intimacy which settles into the testicular light of heroes and villains! This vestal vestige of valorous vanity is the vein of all vice and vacillation!

Asian Gorl sees now, in front of her, all the moments which would lead to the end of the world. Like a vision, it comes to her instantly, the actors all spy on that same admixture of soothsaying aetiology... Just as the legend in the Edda describes, the heroes all foretell Ragnarok under influence of Idunn's golden apples, and they all become long and defeated with grief, for the end of days had been made clear..

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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can't waif for the august issue, that one's going to be hot

seuss feels bad, everything everywhere predictable... and no one cares. It's like seeing Ragnarok... very painful.

Ogey fren! I'll knit together this story...

Asian Gorl in high school was seuss' fren, who seuss met through Kat; Kat introduced Asian Gorl to seuss and seuss hit it off with her very quickly. They started dating, going out and cooking together. Soon they were even making out! This was all in high school mind you. Now this is the point of the story: Asian Gorl one day decided to treat seuss at length, this didn't upset him very much, but it did enable a relationship with Asian Gorl homosexually. This relationship spawned a divide in the admixture of teenage romance that neither seuss or Asian Gorl wanted to subside.

In the Holy Bible, Jesus died on the cross, and promised to save the two others who were crucified with him, a man who was put to death for thievery, and a man who was put to death for the same thing. What separated the two thieves was their ability to repent. The thief on the right was repentant and allowed glory in heaven through passing, while the thief on the left was demanding Jesus save the three of them from certain doom..

When people have a disagreement, especially a spiritual or sexual disagreement, they will sometimes want evidence or features which support their lot. A visual representation of what they have chosen in life. The parable of Asian Gorl and seuss is this: Asian Gorl wanted to see results where there already existed many changes. But the representation was inside seuss, not on his exterior.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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dang...
maybe you need to detach from everything for awhile so you regain feeling and clarity
try to be alone in a room with yourself and nothing else for 24 hours straight, most people would struggle to do it
no internet, books or activities. just you and your thoughts
go as long as you can, and good luck

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thats beautifkyl seus. thank you

>Blood ribboned out of her wrist. The shock of red splashed over white china. As her knees buckled and she crumpled to the floor, the knife was wrested from her by In-hye’s husband, who until then had sat through the whole thing as an idle spectator. –Han Kang, The Vegetarian

An analepsis.. Asian Gorl relives a flashback of her youth! Playing in the park, her and seuss run around the asphalt with dodgeballs! The memory ripples out in her mind like a vivid metaphor: Asian Gorl will hit seuss square in the nose and cause him to cry. This playful export only illustrates the fear, the eternal return; a destiny which will eternally occur! ...Ragnarok. The alchemy of life which blends together to create a narrative, that very same narrative which conveniently explains the ruin of all men! Asian Gorl's sense of E.S.P. is so strong, she had been living out her entire life in microcosms of this eidetic scene.

delta is patronizing me again.. why does Yea Forums attract people who neither like to learn or communicate?

Thamk you fren!

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Asian gorl provides sustinence, will you choose to eat it?

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hi delta nice dubbles
arent you a kniggt of the king of dunes court?

I want Chicken Katsu on rice...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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it was sincere.
i was not trying to condecsend or scold you
sorry
i just think it would help you since it helped me.
drives you nearly insane if you have a lot to face
oh! i remember that thread! yep. thought you meant discord for a sec... nvm
that was a fun, the thread i mean

I don't see how becoming a vegetable for twenty four hours helps anyone do anything.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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ever have a computer become unusable then reset it and it works fine?
similar concept
sensory deprivation allows you to mentally reset and gives you time to face and come to terms with yourself
that's a scary thing for most people, facing who they are, not having contact with anyone
try it if you have the will to break free from these distractions

delta, you don't come off as the kind of person who should be giving existential advice, you'll forgive my being forward.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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ilu asian gorl
google... how to get asian gorl gf....

I wish people would grow up... I'm discouraged slightly by how eager eberyone is to stay the way they are. Everyone altogether predictable. Someone, anyone, please do something surprising!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Double dub dubs!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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it's your choice
just telling you what helped me when i was feeling similar to how you said you feel
you can continue to face away or face the issue and move on.

How is it my choice if there is an indefinite obstacle you're telling me exists?

Get the fuck out of my thread, now.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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sorry i upset you.
it is your choice choice to face yourself without distraction and make peace with who you are.
i claim nothing more.
goodbye.

suope.... in the kitchen.... come back.... :(

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seuss has studied philosophy... it would be imprudent for an argument to be waged on the artifice of delta's truism without proper testimony.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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okay
it's okay
no one's going to make you face your demons
your choice

That wasn't a command.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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is noticing yur dubs predictable?
if u lesve for a day ill bump asian gorl theead...

If you buy me a Yea Forums pass I'll consider it.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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it's your life and you are in control of it.
i possess no control over you
therefore it is objectively true that it is your choice to do as you will within the constraints of your own abilities.

if i dont vuy myself a pass, whg would I buy smeone else a pass?

seuss needs to
1. get doubles
2. make s4s a better place by being more positive on his awesome threads
3. make up with delta
4. watch doremi

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i dont like ur trips...2 is a bad number. 2 is unlucky.

I'm saying you should probably leave before you embarrass yourself more than presently. Either that or have the foresight to realize you're on a pilgrimage to incite spiritual and philosophical algebra with no heads or tails of what it is your talking about: in the Asian Gorl thread.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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it's the first prime and the only even prime, so lucky as i see it
i only told you something i had to deal with and a reasonable solution that worked for me
no need to be hostile

Delta you make one more post in my thread about nonsense and I'm reporting you!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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suss...youre being scary

I am human and allowed to be scary!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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seuss, i hope you have a nice day.
i still love you as a friend and hope everything's alright
bye for now

grown up anne frank

You don't give an apology from auspiciousness!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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can you guys take this to the dms please
doublels

He said sorry from the highest mountain in all of Greece! The whole thing was condescending! I will never forgive him. Never! Zettai ni! You want to say sorry, you do it proper! You come to terms, eye to eye! You don't say sorry while nestled in your comfy little zone!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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perhaps if condescension wsa his goal, ur anger gibves him the win..?

You're still arguing from the post-adolescent fustian crap.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

i dont mknow what thismeans...

Don't worry about it!

Just stop mentioning him, and go back to being a good poster!

Your fortune: Good Luck

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breaking news....
seuss... is rude....

seuss did nothing wrong.

In fact I haven't been able to make an Asian Gorl post for twenty posts now!

Your fortune: Good Luck

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no! seus gave me a name

soose i never thought i would have to do thise but...

Please just leave the Asian Gorl thread.

I'm going to cut myself if you don't!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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2 dubbs dont amke u right! and that 2 is a bad numbr

nice people dond cut themselves.... seuss needs help...

This thread is sixty-three posts in now!

I want to talk about Asian Gorl!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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seuss gets quades!!!! proof yuji sakai loves him... and proof he deserves better...

yur not qualified to help!

seyss, tell me about asian gorl!

Okay! More Asian Gorl posts...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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seuss is smart! smartre than me! thats wyh I wanted seuss to name me! asian gorls parents would be proud to m eet suess!

You better not be one of those creep-os that carve up Asian Gorl with scalpels Solecisgendered!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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yo seuss don’t cut yourself ok if you die then youll die

never!! but I understand u saying so with all these rudposters around...

Lots of sickos on here... I'm serious!

People worried about seuss cutting himself, when they commit heinous acts... much worse acts!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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i wouldtn lump them all in the smae group
but now! i await your asian gorl post!

your spelling cleared up!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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oh! thank you! i have goood and bad days

did chu draw? your art is hella cute,

Do you want my blog?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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that would be great I'll totally follow

I have a tumblr and a facebook!

Which do you prefer?

tumblr.com/blog/interrum

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Both r good do you have Instagram

Yes, but my smartphone doesn't have an app for it. Firmware is too old.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Thanks man, I love your art style

Thamk you fren!

Your fortune: Good Luck

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as the youhth would say--she dummy thicc!

dummy thicc...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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bump for seus!

Go away!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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oh

>“Not really. We’re actually one of the many clichéd ‘Asian immigrant success stories’ that politicians love to trot out every four years during their conventions.” –Kevin Kwan, Crazy Rich Asians

ASIAN GORL THREAD ON PAGE NINE

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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hello evrywan i m glad i could make id 4 dis edition of da prestigious "Asian Gorl thread" :)

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Thamk you for joining the Asian Gorl thread fren!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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seuss told me to go away bjut ima gonna pge7 bump!

i am laet tto da thred im bury sorrye.
da shock ob red splash'd ober white china is a bury cool image u paint'd out fren

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hi doremopster! suess thought i was yuo!

lole i SAW!
wut a happenstance! (i dond nno wut dat memes)

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hemlo friends.. welcome back to the Asian Gorl-o thread...

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Bery sensual Asian Gorl thread todaye...

4th ob July...

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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your dubbles are like my exitcemte for this theead!

Those are some pretty good digits to get excited over!

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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tell me abotu asian gorl! tell me about...herr hair!

Okay!

>“Our readers would like to know if you’re truly naked behind your bubble.” –Lisa See, Crazy Rich Asians

Asian Gorl can live in a bubble too! It's sexist to believe that only one gender can live in a pocket, secluded from the world's impulse... Sometimes she even has a mind to stay there! Stay in the bubble which keeps her skin fed, and her ideas nourished.. though lately, Asian Gorl has been facing more and more tribulations; at the consequence of seuss... She's a regular dreamer, a head-in-the-clouds woman: Asian Gorl can't break away from her fantasies for one moment to be realistic!

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Okay!

>“Our readers would like to know if you’re truly naked behind your bubble.” –Lisa See, China Dolls

Asian Gorl can live in a bubble too! It's sexist to believe that only one gender can live in a pocket, secluded from the world's impulse... Sometimes she even has a mind to stay there! Stay in the bubble which keeps her skin fed, and her ideas nourished.. though lately, Asian Gorl has been facing more and more tribulations; at the consequence of seuss... She's a regular dreamer, a head-in-the-clouds woman: Asian Gorl can't break away from her fantasies for one moment to be realistic!

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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silly suess posted teice! thats where the bsd luck came from...

>And, my good friend John, let me caution you. You deal with the madmen. All men are mad in some way or the other; and inasmuch as you deal discreetly with your madmen, so deal with God's madmen, too—the rest of the world. You tell not your madmen what you do nor why you do it; you tell them not what you think. So you shall keep knowledge in its place, where it may rest—where it may gather its kind around and breed. You and I shall keep as yet what we know here and here. –Bram Stoker, Dracula

Asian Gorl keeps her thoughts in secret... like a brisk wind against wind chimes.. her thoughts steal in the night, reserved only for her body, until like minded thoughts gather in procession. One after the other, thoughts create more thoughts, until they become people, and these people, in turn create architecture, and in this architecture, they create the nomenclature of the body... this vessel we call sex. Asian Gorl should know the libidinal aura by its function, but also by its grace: the psychic energy linked..

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Oh yeah! I mistyped... wrong book citation!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm. –William Shakespeare, Hamlet

Psychic energy is recyclable... from the emanation of kings, to the providence of fortune tellers, the mysterious ways of the mind are shared and shared alike! The channels which define our cosmology can come from royalty or beggars, the thoughts which define us daily, slowly shape an economy of the spirit. Like an inkling, a white canvas is consumed until fully soaked in that summoned hue; thoughts change not just people but their surroundings!

Asian Gorl has created a Norse tale, one which would conjure Ragnarok and the end of days! The Twilight of the Gods.. Her flow is that of an Asgardian king, which oversaw the development of Valhalla! Through time and space and spirit, she wrestles with the rites of royalty!

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>A seat and place will the Æsir never choose for thee at their board; for well the Æsir know for whom they ought to hold a joyous compotation. –Snorre Sturleson, Poetic Edda

seuss shares no mead, no delicious liquor that warms his soul.. Just as Loki walked into Idunn's garden, tasting the savory apples delivered to him; seuss walks among gods—never as them. Numerous imprecations and reproofs surround him; Asian Gorl in her jealousy of seuss favor seeks not only apples for herself, but to deprive seuss of his own. Asian Gorl the wanderer, which shares guile even for her kindred, seuss.

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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i m likign this norse motif! i ammfrom the nordic lands mysefl...

Oh...

What part do you hail from?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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i am finnish...but imm also american!

FINLAND!!!!

lole the world of vikings.. I read Finland Saga sometimes too,, though it's called Vinland Saga!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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finland ddi not have so many viikings...we even hvae our own gods

i ddont think vinlanbd is actualy finland..?

Oh it's Estonian...I don't know too much about Estonian mythology.. the Baltic sea can be weird about translations too; let's take a looksie!

I don't think so either! I thought it might have been a play on the name, but it has princes and kings like Canute which were really indo-Germanic lole!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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it is estonian btu its simply called "finnish paganism" today

the balitc is ploluted and dirty!

Lots of stuff travels over the Baltic sea! Can really confuse translations..

Do you have a book I could read? Help bring seuss to awareness about Finnish mythology?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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i canot think of any except the kalevala, our national epic

btu its long and may be disintresting for u

I will try... It can't be too boring... unless I read it before; lole.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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whre is suess from?

youtube.com/watch?v=40MRASC-Ndw

seussfren i thing u'd liek dis?

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My family is from Jamaica, but seuss is American!

He has American gods and heroes!

Most of his mythology is centered in New York, where his town is... so I guess it looks a lot like this:

>Stanley Kubrick
>Jay-Z
>Woody Allen
>Rudi Guliani
>Michael J. Bloomberg
>Rich Uncle Pennybags
>Attica
>Donald Trump

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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i loev america...here it is alredy the fourth!

hi doremfrend

I spelled Ruy Giuliani wrong...

But there's more!

>Edith Wharton
>Spike Lee
>Ahmwt Ertegun
>The Cuomo family

I don't like this! I don't like this at all... who wants to see this? Girls fighting is not bad, but the whole premise is stupid! It's just stupid! I don't want to save no boy!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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I spelled it wrong again! Rudy, R-u-d-y Giuliani!

But there's tons of stories based on New York mythology too, even in anime... Big-O, Boogiepop Phantom, Cowboy Bebop... lots of media!

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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hlello!!! happy wednesday!
ummm.... i thing girls saebign dere boyfrens is a p goode plot. shows dey rly love dem too!

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its thrusday! i said thsi already!!

dont be so harhsh on ur speling...ur makign me look bad

Dick Tracy... Goodfellas.. Batman... the mystery unfurls in the Manhattan streets!

Bang, bang! Pew! Bad guys! Chase them, don't let 'em get away!

You know, New York City!

Yes but... it doesn't make sense. No one will want to imagine themselves saving their boyfriends except girls and homosexual boys! Possibly even transgenders... The whole mode of adventure is weird!

You don't have to be embarrassed! It's your spelling! We're all friends here!

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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o.... happy thursday!
wlell u dond hab tto slelf insert u cam appreciaet dese yung ladies beign awesome ann kicking b*tt ffor such a passionaet raisin... imagine if u had a girlfren who wud go out ob dere way tto saeb u! deres alot ob ways tto look at id eben if u cant see urslelf in da saem shoes

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I want to! I want to insert! I want to imagine I am the hero! I don't play a beat-em-up to imagine I'm the guy getting thrown around!

Your fortune: Good Luck

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If I try really hard I can do it well!

I think it's a grsat plot! A little boring, but goodd!

wlell ur stlell playign as da girle lole
yea ids p basick but id workse!

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Yeah but I'm fighting for truth! And justice!

Not to save my BOYFRIEND lole.

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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July's first Asian Gorl thread!

>Chaque époque rêve la suivante. [Each era dreams of the next.] –Michelet, "Avenir! Avenir!"

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Your fortune: Outlook good?

I am going to take a nap in this thread

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Se.. a... l

Cya.. later!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Nice booty!!! Lewd but not rude!

There is thigh fat too... furufuru... I want to tuck my had in her buns and die.

*brap*

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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There is thigh fat too... furufuru... I want to tuck my head in her buns and die.

*brap*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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happ fourth of july suees!

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Thamk you!!!

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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bump becaues asian gorl is improtsnt!

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Just reading some book-os...

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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suess sure reads a lot! idk hwo to find the tiem...i just watch youthbe

seuss wants to be a Hasidic jew, like the New York Brooklynites with the big-rimmed glasses and the pastrami sandwiches!

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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damn! now THATD be teh life!

im watchign chess videos! i want to be goood but i dont hvae time to read books or study opengins...
does suess play chess?

V66gcZ
seuss join

Super-seuss... I could even capitalize my name!!!!

Super-Seuss! With a long beard... and the Torah..

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Nope! I only play Monopoly and Connect Four! Professional Monopoly player... professional connector..

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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a new quetsion for seus!

if you had to sumarize what asian gorl theads are abotu in a few sentences, how would you?

is suess seekign an understadning of asian gorl? is it about suess's quest to haev interacial secks?

Asian Gorl butt mostly.

But I think I've been inspired in ways for more bragging and Asian Gorl pictures.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Another day down...

Fortune smiles on the Asian Gorl thread once more... in these, the latter days of Asian Gorl...

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Wooo freedom day america!

Yes... Independence Day!

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Freedom from Englan but not from Asian Gorl

seuss doesn't want to be free from Asian Gorl... he does this out of the joy in his penis.

Also heart!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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duhhhhhhhh, who would want to be free from Asian Gorl? This is the place for the asian gorl race

I have a tumblr too! but no luck getting into Asian Gorl panties...

Don't even get me STARTED on Facebook fren..

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Tumblr used to be good until they got rid of the porn. Cool unique people there but i hated it. Facebook is pretty much the new edgy site but without anonymity and even shittier posts.

seuss has got twitter... he's lingering around on some gaming sites..

SomethingAwful, Neogaf... Gamefaqs..

The only way for seuss to become sexually active is to become a celebrity it seems..

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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pge 8 bump!

unchecked doubles on page 5!

thamk you for bumping the thread frens!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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cool dubs!

seuss is on a roll!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Gamesites are alright... Seems like being a celebrity and being sexually active are one in the same...

seuss must practice his lines for his big debut! Make haste for his television special..

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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On today's episode of the Asian Gorl thread... Asian Gorl decides to become like BATMAN... (no not really). She is still musing about a paradise... an afterlife for the mightiest and bravest soldiers of all the earth! A place where all warriors can finally rest in peace, doing what they love... Valhalla... Asgard!

youtube.com/watch?v=_K8qOXAQZx0

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Asian Gorl would be a funny Batman member... tossing batarangs and using her kung-fu judo!

Whip, crack, slash! Swag! Asian Gorl is part of the blaxploitation movement... Batgorl..

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Your fortune: Outlook good

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two same numbers!

More doubles in the Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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In writing... we have three major voices: the ethos, the pathos, and the logos... The ethos is the tone of a work, the overall atmosphere and tone which persuades the reader into believing whatever is written. The reason we believe journalists is because they criticize from a specific political and psychological angle, whether it is Republican and Orwellian, or Democratic and Freudian.

The logos is the voice of reason. It relies less on atmosphere and the "ego," and more on logical steps in narrative. Such that a story can start to look like another story! A mise en abyme! This plays out just like the Exodus Moses talked about, or this reminds me of the twelve trials of Hercules! Logos is the voice of reason which shapes persuasion through logic and blockyness... like Tetris!

Then the pathos tries to persuade people through their hearts... changing their perspectives on a topic by wrenching their heartstrings... or causing them to laugh (lole)! Pathos is short for the "pathetic," but not actually pitiable... the other definition.. meaning evoking emotion... seussfren writes in the logos way, but most people like pathos and the pathétique...

Anyway, when seuss pieces his story of Asian Gorl together he does it through facts and reason! Only what seuss can record and relay does he share with you all! Sometimes these seeming random pieces of information form new and amazing emotive moments.. sometimes they have gradations of character that change seuss' entire credibility! In any case.. please bare with seuss' neophytic writing form! He is still learning..

pathosethoslogos.com/
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Your fortune: Average Luck

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jsut lookin after the thread in seuss' absense...

suess, isnt ethios credibility and confiedence?

not in the same sense as a politician I think... It's like the tone used to persuade the audience. We say credibility as a means to supplant the idea, but really even a conman has an ethos.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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a conmn has ethos becuase they can appear credible...

Also because he can be incredulous.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Ethos is for girls dude

Please stop being a pseud in my thread pls!!

No one needs to agree with me for the terms to be justified, they have definitions all over!

Your fortune: Good Luck

so's my pp

jk im asexual

Solecisgendered why don't you post in my other thread?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

ATTENTION ALL S4S POSTERS
THIS IS A LEWDPOSTER
(PUT NAME OF LEWDPOSTERHERE) NAME OF _SEUSS_
THEY ARE GOING ON THE OFFICIAL LEWDPOSTER LIST
I AM SORRY THIS HAD TO HAPPEN
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL LEWDPOSTING REPORT
IT CAN BE APPEALED AT ANY TIME AND AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WISH
PLEASE SEE A LOCAL NICEPOSTER TO APPEAL IT
OFFICIAL REPORTER T. : NAME OF REPRESENTING YO MY DUDE GLITCHIE GLITCHERSON VON GLITCHINATOR GLITCHIFYING GLITCHED GLITCHITOR THE GLITCH GLITCH ITSELF GLITCHENING GLITCHIE

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oh? wehre is it?

Right here!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

this threads confuses me
nice dubbbs tho

Don't worry about it!

Just go back to being a good poster!

Your fortune: Good Luck

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sorry suess if i cant relate!

Sympathy is not needed here!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Page nine Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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ann a quick bumo ffor seussfren!

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A real human bean

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Thanks for bumping guys...

I'm not feeling so hot today..!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>No matter how much I poured into the cup, it never filled. And then I realized that the liquid I assumed to be coffee had, unbeknownst to me, turned into night. –Hiromi Kawakami, Record of a Night Too Brief

Romance is a perishable quality... a reflection in a placid sea! Lake born images, residual representations of ourselves, ripple on the serene canvas before we adopt new ideas and new memories! No matter how irradiated, how fanciful Asian Gorl becomes, her romance never seems to end, the excitement flows like a endless stream of mystery, flooding her life like an intoxicating beverage! Though love is no alchemic response, it is a natural course of the mind; a scientific answer to a strained emotion. Where romance ends, seuss begins, always lying in wait to support Asian Gorl, to keep her lovingly...

Asian Gorl begins to wonder why seuss has become enraptured with Heyday, seeking memories, seeking nostalgia! Is she doing something wrong?

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>find me sharon tate - charles manson
charles manson according to some asian gorls

lole
now wat if i told u asian gorls are golems, liek porn ppl, and can die once the key, word that made them live is removed

Did you know western mythology doesn't have "super modes?"

Western Gods and heroes don't transform, they... just get stronger. Zeus steals the lightning from the Cyclopi, Superman reaches near invulnerability towards the end of his youth... Jesus Christ simply performs miracles... the phase in which a person is overcharged, or "over-limit," is largely an Eastern concept... Probably relating to Sun Wu-Kong..

So it should be surprising! When the big bad enemy rises from the ashes and adopts a whole new alter-ego on top of his super-ego! Super-Superman! Wait... that doesn't sound cool. Still, it should be a surprise. Something amazingly conspicuous... it should stand out.

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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What 'webtoon' or where is the art of the black hair from from :))

Looks like "Cheese in the trap"

Thamk you for providing sauce fren!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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seusy bumpe

dubs bump..

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Why not?

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Bad dream...

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Feeling when

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Asian Gorl poster departs...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Page eight Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Page one Asian gorl bump!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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improtant bump

Bleeding today!

Lots of blood-os...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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scaery stuff! bump btw

More blood-o's...

Very hurty neck..

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Annnnnnd a page ten AsianGorl thread...

Requires a bump!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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kill thyself faggöt

seuss tried yesterdya...

Huery neck...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Dubs!

seuss tried yesterday...

Hurty neck..

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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yu shouldnt do tha t i heard it isnt very haelthy...

nice man

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nice dubs

Wphew... I think it's safe to post in the Asian Gorl thread now!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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hey retard, get a fucking livejournal, christ

Yep... safe now. Only hecklers and shitposters left...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>In a great mob, the birds pecked at his arms, ankles, chin, temples, neck, stomach. –Hiromi Kawakami, Record of a Night Too Brief

Asian Gorl thread on page 8!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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hey retard, get a fucking livejournal, christ

>They began to hear the twang of a samisen coming from a balcony down the river. The party on their own balcony was getting noisy; loud Osaka voices were plainly audible. The sentimental songs and the sound of the Chinese fiddle were fading into the distance. –Yasunari Kawabta, Beauty and Sadness

Been a rough couple of days... gonna try and make these Asian Gorl posts count before Yea Forums is deleted! Deletion is bad... but inevitable.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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frend dubs

why deleted? i liek the esforest

Remember when you made one and keep posting here anyways lol

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Spooky nightmares on the Yea Forums board...

Every night, seuss sleeps and suffers painful dreams... they eat him up inside! "Asian Gorl! Come back! I love you!"

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Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>"The law cares nothing about motives." –Henrik Ibsen, A Doll's House

What machinery moves the heart? Gears which tumble and lock the heart into motion, set it on its ways toward abandon? What is the schematic of the soul? That incorporeal design, hemmed together through cunning and wit? That which absorbs us here, at the center of our tragedy: The Twilight of the Gods. Asian Gorl cares nothing for the machine... unconsciously stringing together through pacifism, a warfare both harrowing and foul. The signature destruction of heaven, and all of Valhalla, Ragnarok.

All starting from Idunn, and Asian Gorl's jealousy over seuss.

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Your fortune: Outlook good

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we are pleased with this thread.

if i waneted to fug anyone id probly want to fug asian gorl

>They want me to buy the paper, the public, the pollution of the springs, buy the whole pollution of this town! They'll make a hero out of me for that! But I'm not a hero, I'm the enemy—and now you're first going to find out what kind of enemy I am! I will sharpen my pen like a dagger—you, all you friends of the people, are going to bleed before I'm done! Go, tell them to sign the petitions! Warn them not to call me when they're sick! Beat up my children! And never let her in the school again or she'll destroy the immaculate purity of the vacuum there! See to all the barricades—the truth is coming! Ring the bells, sound the alarm! The truth is out, and soon it will be prowling like a lion in the streets! –Henrik Ibsen, Enemy of the People

Rally in the streets! Take up arms and defend yourselves from the falsehoods... Asian Gorl threads are under seige from anonymous agents who seek to undermine the very fruits of seuss' labor... Not even Doremiposter can save these threads from wanton fury and strife...

Your fortune: Average Luck

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schizophrenia is a serious mental illness and you should go see a doctor

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hey retard, get a fucking livejournal already, christ

You guys are getting more sexist as the days go on!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>Now I understood. His sailor outfit—my jogging. They served exactly the same purpose. I wasn’t as eccentric as him, so I was satisfied with mere jogging. Because nothing so conventional would do for Hiiragi, he chose the sailor outfit, as a variation. Neither recourse was anything more than a way of trying to lend some life to a shriveled spirit. It was a way to divert our minds, to kill time. –Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen

Sex has become a mystery... a gentility of the mind. Some effusive quality which has been made bare, under the spotlight of the flesh. A romance between bodies, angular and diametrical, mathematical and practical! The things we wear, the way we carry these bodies... all for the import of sex. Asian Gorl is livid with curiosity, frustrated by failure... in an attempt to secure holy treats from Idunn.

Those treats offered to seuss so freely.

kayo.moe/aNTX8Z5u.mp3

Your fortune: Good Luck

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hmmm..thsi threa d has returend

the fruits of iðnn must be sweet...

Savory butt apples...

Your fortune: Good Luck

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if suess says so

I hoped so... lole

seuss can not even hope responsibly anymore...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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sues can u shoot me in the head?

I don't have a pistol...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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oh

>“I don’t know. But I wouldn’t be surprised if they were lesbians. Living together at an old temple in Kyoto, both of them insanely passionate, it seems.” –Yasunari Kawabata, Beauty and Sadness

Asian Gorl is heckin' pissed off! I can feel the anger from here... that lurid smell, the grave paradise of anger... that field of posies and fury, borne out of the practice of serenity. A serenity agitated! Soon.. it will all come together soon! seuss promises...

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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a bump for suess and asion gorl
+suess format music

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Good, good, ah let the anger flow through you.... And then... Unlimited power

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!!!

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asian thot thred is a moral goode, ive heard

Just like the female lady bug. Did you know they can have as much sex as they want because they can choose to either suck the cummies inside or push it out for another go with another male? Can you imagine that, getting lady bug cucked?

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i didnt know! i cant imagine getting cucked bcause i cant imaginen having secks to begin with !

You're not just getting cucked friend. Picture this if you will, you've just given your all and she let you finish all the way inside. You're thinking "I've accomplished my life's mission of reproduction, now I can begin my life+" and *slbrrraaaaaapppp* she just jets all of your seed onto the floor. She then turns around just enough to cut her eyes at you and limps off a few feet to the other male lady bug you didn't notice standing by.

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werll im asexual so its a bit ahrd to pictrure

what is going on in the Asian Gorl thread?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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ladybugs and ladythugs and nice dubs

Oh!

Alright carry on!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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ive been taking good care of the thread i promsie! watchign it like a hawk! my vision is like--40, total!

I'mportant page 6 bumper

hey I have that book!
I never really read much of it though, it was written in like a poem format and while very interesting was sometimes hard to make sense of. maybe I could take another shot at it? it's a very big book tho

Is them Asian Gorl thread okay?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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asian gorl thread is doin great!
spaeking of which, heres a page 7 bumper!

100 years asian gorl thraed! asin gorl thread is for life!

Nice Asian Gorl thread..

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>I knew Sarah wasn’t unusual when it came to these preferences. It’s shockingly common to come across profiles that say, “Sorry, no Asians.” –Andrew Lee, When A Dating Dare Leads to Months of Soul Searching

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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What happened to her pupils?

>Who called me so—father or mother? Oh, In God's name, speak! –Sophocles, Oedipus Rex

They're still there! They just vanished in the torrential abyss of her romance for seuss...

Your fortune: Outlook good

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a thoguht provoking but wholesome story about asian gorl and asian boye!

>22
Isn't that kinda, well you know... Dangerous?

Did you see the movie, "Before Sunrise?"

Could be a dangerous time to get dubs... very curious time...

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>“Those that go now aren’t many of them coming back,” was the way he put it; there was a catch in his voice, and with a little bit more they would have had to pull out their pocket-handkerchiefs, which would have been equally embarrassing to both. All that Bunny could do was to repeat, “I’ve just got to go, Dad; I’ve just got to go.” –Upton Sinclair, Oil!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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The way I see it, there is really only two ways it can go. Only one of them is worth thinking about.

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>...I imagined two babies, one born in China and the other in the West, given different passports at birth—one child was automatically granted the freedom of travel. Why should the Chinese child grow up without the same right? What or who was responsible for that child’s deprivation? The country the child was born into. A country that cannot endow its citizens with the same right of travel and migration as most other countries have, a country that makes its people second-class citizens in the world, has failed and should be held accountable by its populace. So much of our humiliation and resentment toward the West in reality originated from the country we created but cannot hold responsible. We allow the country, which should be the guardian of our rights and interests, to rule and abuse us like a god. –Ha Jin, The Boat Rocker

A fork in the road... duality of chance; with both conditions as likely as their frequency... truly a burden of mathematical opinion.

Just like your dubs!

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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That's definitely something to think about

Oh you like that one? Heh.. I got more!!

>To my surprise, she came again in the afternoon with a sheet of paper and asked me to sign it, saying this was just a statement of the terms we’d agreed on. I couldn’t read English, so I wanted to see a Chinese version. I had to be careful about signing anything; four years ago I’d lost my deposit when I left Elmhurst for Corona to share an apartment with a friend—my former landlord wouldn’t refund me the seven hundred dollars and showed me the cosigned agreement that stated I would give up the money if I moved out before the lease expired. –Ha Jin, "A Pension Plan," A Good Fall

kayo.moe/NN8OMMie.mp3

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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So many options now, I wonder how far one could go?

T-shirt read: STRAIGHT OUTTA AREA FIDDY TOO

>“We know that it disturbs her psychologically if she sees a side dish containing meat, so we’ve been taking extra care to make sure this doesn’t happen. But now she won’t even come down to the lobby at mealtimes, and even if we bring a meal tray up to the ward, she won’t eat. It’s already been four days. She’s started to become dehydrated. And, since she becomes violent every time we try to put in a drip…well, I’m not sure we can even give her the medicine properly anymore.” –Han Kang, The Vegetarian

kayo.moe/adqFGLxR.mp3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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no! solecisgernederd doesnt like moveis

Oh... The last movie I went to see in the movies was... 22 Jump Street!

Infiltrate the dealer!
Find the supply! (of Asian Gorl booty)

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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so much wokr to be done...i just want to sit on a bridge, paly my harmonica, and read asion gorl thread...

+suess format music
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oh... I feel sad now!

That song was so sad... no more sad feelings! It's Friday!!!

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

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its not that sad suess...just melancohly--its a springtime song!

It feels very mellow and somber!

Sad!

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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solecisgnederd is in a curious mood! tell us about...asian gorl's habits!

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Asian Gorl is playful... she likes to terrorize seuss.

Scaring seuss half-to-death with painted on wounds.. play vomit and convincing others of a stopped heart..

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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oh my! i can see asian gorl thinks shes being playful in hre mind, but in suess's she is terrifying him!

has it ev er caused serious trouble?!

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Triplels!

Yes... Asian Gorl created pain and mystery.. but seuss fixed it all himself! seuss is a master craftsman, and can create any tool necessary for a job (he's probably not a MASTER craftsman..). But he still managed to yield excellent results in repair!

>...Sometimes, there would be suggestions that, in terms of work ethic, Asians performed better than Americans. The things most commonly enforced are heteronormative expectations; queerness was never an expectation. Regulation of sexuality was quite prevalent as well and happened to women and girls, their bodies working under more scrutiny by parents. –Rosalind S. Chou, Asian American Sexual Politics

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>“They finally realized what was happening when the train began dragging her along the platform, but there was nothing they could do. My mother screamed. My aunt was being strangled and pulled away more and more quickly—and I was still in her arms. In the end, her head hit the last pillar on the platform and she died instantly. Her skull was crushed, her neck was broken, and the scarf had burned away all the skin on her neck. But she still had me tight in her arms, and there wasn’t a scratch on me.” –Yoko Ogawa, Hotel Iris

Like a hammer to an anvil seuss keeps safe his prized inventions! Clang, pow, splat! The anvil sparks with fury as seuss protects what is dear to him.. Asian Gorl! That golden hearth, the canvas of all creation; for seuss' begirted security! The art of refinery... cools like a simmered water to a tempered blade...

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>“A family without a woman is like a man without a soul,” Eddie recited. My parents nodded, happy that they had him on their side, and recognizing, at last, that he had come from lineage as good as, if not better than, ours. –Lisa See, China Dolls

The world's best scientists, writers, photographers, painters , theorists and mathematicians all meet... under the umbrella of the Asian Gorl thread.

They are creating a monster... a creature to rival Metal Gear! A monster which will scare the world into peace...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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they always say you shoudltn marry a project
but is this waht seuss means by this metaphor?

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The Asian Gorl thread... has become a vested interest of the government. A topical thread on Yea Forums... where great minds can come and go as they please... posting from their smartphones or office computers.. delegating info about genetics or narrative... communing over photographic and political expression... reinforcing the idea that the Asian Gorl thread must prevail!

When it it's... it will be wonky! Music will be splintered, worlds will be flipped, men will be aped.. A tune which destabilizes the cultural codes..

It's true, they say the chef can't eat what he cooks. Dangerous results can stem from the infiltration of Eden...

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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who was the most interesting personalyty to stop by the asin gorl thread?

In seuss' opinion... it was this one poster that said "dahling" all the time..

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>“It’s not just when you’re dead. A woman without husband or children must be like that even while she’s still alive. Suppose I didn’t have you. You’re still young, but …” Her mother hesitated. “You often paint pictures of your baby, don’t you? How long do you expect to go on doing that?” –Yasunari Kawabata, Beauty and Sadness

We all want to be remembered... to have our bodies linger on the thoughts of others when we're gone... How do you want to be remembered? seuss wants to be remembered as a sexual deviant. Pressing his thumb against Asian Gorl's soft labia, causing her to moan and foam at the mouth in pleasure. "Ahn," she'll cry out... "my groin... feels like it's gonna explode!"

seuss can't be remembered as a sexual deviant through words alone... can he?

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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dubbles
perhaops if those words are set in the stones of th e internet...

The internet is a perilous tomb... tantamount to all of creation!

What an invention!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Ah yiss...

Open that f*ckin' mouth... *heave* *deep panting*

F*ck yess... put this sh*t in there! *Sucks in air through teeth* Auuugh, yes... suck me... this is where you.. f*ck... belong... yes!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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If everyone only spoke their mind

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Oh yeah... sweet Asian Gorl *ss...

I'm gonna split you in two! Just add a little lube... and shove it right in there... between the pubes... Almost in... I can feel your sh*t peaking from your an*s! It's tickling my d*ck! I'm gonna punch your sh*t with my d*ck! I''m gonna shove your sh*t, Compton style!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Yes, this was fun lol. I have to go now but, I will return lol.

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Okay!

seuss will do his best to wait... hornily!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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solecisdgendered did horribl y on a chess tournament so no w im depressed

and here suess is, being lewd in asion gorl thread--even more depresisng. ik its expected of this thread but emotinos are irrational...

Emotions are... generous.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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11 losses in a row, suess! countless blunders!

i do llike this gif though...a rare shiny frmo suess...

im not sure what you mean. perhaps that emotions can be tooo much?

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I mean they are generous... they are very giving. So as to produce an effect of largess. They are a gift given to you! A gift from your parents... from all the elements around you, even a gift from your body!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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that may be one way to look at it...tgey are alos forced upon you...

Triples again!

>"'Tis Pride that breeds the tyrant" –Sophocles, Oedipus Rex

It's pride which feeds the monster... the genesis of all emotion is creative and ingenious... constantly craving a food which is both endless and without inhibition. That we call vanity...

Very humbling thoughts... stuff to drink alcohol to...

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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solecisgendered does no drugs, has no sex

This is good!

seuss doesn't do any drugs either.. has no sex...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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i know not if its good i juts dont want to...

Oh... well sex is just a normal part of life... and drugs are in coffee and soda. But heavy duty drugs you have to buy... Oxycontin, Xanax and stuff... really you should only take drugs prescribed by your doctor!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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i ddont understand sex at all.

i guess i only meant hard drugs/party drugs/class A or B drugs. whatver you want to call them.
sugar is mdangerous—addictive and with many bad side efects.
caffeine is extrmlely similar to nicotine...but i dont drink coffee

Sex is the ultimate disconnection from psychic energies.. a pure physical bond, the ultimate expression of physical pleasure! It can be really fascinating and wonderful... lots of studies and philosophies associated with sex, tantric exercises and kama sutra...

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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some say im missign out

others say im better Off

Who says these things?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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people i enciunter
which does sueess think? is living without the urge to have sex a blessign or a curse?

I don't think it's either! A sexuality cannot be pronounced good or bad... that would be an oxymoron..

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Page eight Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Page ten bumpers

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Oh nooo!

Thread is on autosage...

We need a new Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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