If God doesn't exist then how do you explain this?
Checkmate, atheists.
If God doesn't exist then how do you explain this?
Justin Russell
Tyler Gonzalez
>tfw you could grow a field of dicks
Gabriel Sanders
Then explain the cock plants, dubs boy
Blake Nelson
>God's real pal
Austin Williams
is this real
Levi Ross
It is real
Charles Diaz
It's time to accept the Lord
Chase Davis
evolution is efficient
dick shape is evolution
there is no god
Adrian Baker
god love them dicks, clearly made it all to suck it for himself
Brayden Johnson
satan made the dick mushrooms to tempt humans into sin
Noah Garcia
Damnit that edge looks so good on you.
>sees post about god
>subconscious reddit program kicks in
>forces an involuntary response of a semi liquid and gaseous grunt bubble to launch from esophagus
>cracks cheetoh fingers and drys hand from lube
>"the traps will have to wait!"
>"god isn't real"
>not enough
>"pal"
>smirk and tip fedora
Bring around the chopper Helen, we got him.
Dominic Butler
This, god is gay
Leo Price
>edge
looks better on you
Nathaniel Ramirez
You actually might be on to something this time
Jordan Bennett
>Sends his followers to burn and drown witches for lulz with lulzworthy methods:
if you're a witch you will be able to escape being tied from this chair as we drop you in a lake
>animals that can legitimately change gender
>if trans really are trapped in the wrong body, guess who decided to trap them there?
>invents penis plants.
God is a Yea Forumstard and uses the power of intelligent design to specialize in kek's and lulz
Ayden Garcia
The difference between satireand edge is easily defined in this scenario. If you can't see it, the satire portion is my making fun of you.
Mason Gutierrez
D-d-doubledubs.
Parker Butler
They're just a weird version of the pitcher plant, aren't they? Pitcher Plant Cock Edition?
Oliver Gonzalez
nephentes son of a bitch
Dylan Barnes
Go back to fagbook with this shit
Adrian Robinson
Evolution.
Christian Barnes
Satan is not the Creator he is the destroyer.
He does not rule hell he will be the first prisoner there after the white throne judgment. (End of mankind)
Jaxon Ortiz
Can people suck on these/put it inside?
Jaxson Campbell
Probably not, pitcher plants are hollow. I think if you tried to use one as a dildo, it would just crush up and be useless
Daniel Gomez
this is your proof that god exist? this dick looking plant? really?
Elijah Robinson
It certainly worked on me
Landon Roberts
already tried ?
Luke Flores
already tried?
Jacob Diaz
>tfw a plant has a bigger dick than me
why live?
Aiden Evans
someone who hates their neighbor should plant a field of these in their yard, so the neighbor will have to watch a field of dicks swaying in the breeze every time they open their window.
Daniel Brooks
Fake and ur gay