Ask someone who’s about to kill themselves anything

Ask someone who’s about to kill themselves anything

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how are you gonna dieded?

>what country
>age
>main reason you're suiciding

Hanging

why?

United States
18
Depression

whats your last meal
whos your last fap

why haven't you done it yet?

Giving up

Live stream?

Scared to

Last meal was Taco Bell
Last fap was Ftv Kelly

Don't do it OP

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This?

can you please not kill yourself?

How devastated will your family be
Why would you do that to them

You have probably 60+ yrs to go, why give them up?

Not sure if I feel like live-streaming it

show how you plan to do this. what rope? from where?

No

To be honest OP, I've never seen someone live stream it, so you'd make my day if you did

Why no therapy? why not traveling around to see something of the world? I mean you are just 18

My family is abusive, they can suck my dead cock

Rope from true value, hold 150 pounds, I weigh 135

>not rebelling against the tyranny of this reality and letting it get the best of you

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how will you eat food and lurk then?

Tried therapy

>using shitty meme

With that rope? Better tripple it up. Even a 2ft fall the avg human body can exert up to 1500lbs of shock loading. At 6 ft you do around 4200lbs of shock. Betteer make sure the wood is sturdy enough to support this load also, dont want to rip the cieling down with your failure.

bro... thats kind of cringe.

youtube.com/watch?v=gVEDnyDMHHQ&t=4s

Please don't OP. I don't know you, but please don't.

Why kill yourself when you could suicide by cop and go out like a fucking legend?

Thanks

Youre gonna break that garbage poly rope bro. Dont waste your time.

Just do it already and stop wasting oxygen

holy shit retard you're 18

You don't know what youre feeling.

Im not black

found a hanging victim in the woods two weeks ago, was pretty grim. Guy just looked sad and alone, whatever he had been going through I dont think what he did fixed anything. Dont do it OP, seek help.

are you going to stream it?

do you plan on dangling from somewhere or leaning into it?

This. At least take a pig out while you do it

No

I don’t need help

what if you fail and remain handicapped your whole life? Please do not do it user ):

Will at 12

fag

Again..I’m not black

why not stop by a mosque for some "prayer"?

Why not get a ticket to the middle east and go an a "holy journey"?

kinda just moves the pain to the people around you. doesnt really fix a lot

I have a question for every faggot in this thread : will you go to sleep tonight feeling good about yourself because you saved a faggot's life?
This is not reddit you can't dislike me away.

Don't do it suicide is for pussies

Then I’ll use a glock or something? I don’t care at this point

Good for you for having the courage to leave this pit of filth and wretchedness, OP

Whatever your method though, just ask yourself this: Would a woman use this method?
If no, you're good. If yes, pick a different one that will actually work

Praise allah

Fixes my issues

Wise words

Make a live stream for it

Im a pussy

you think you don't care because your an angsty teenager

you'll find it's not as easy as it seems to give up existence.

if we actually save a life i would be pretty damn proud. at least I did something useful in my life

A Woman couldn’t tie a rope

Did you take time to consider the financial burden of your decission? Funerals arent free or cheap bro. Youll not only be causing undue pain to those around you but also an unexpected bill they may not be able to afford. Have you set aside money to help them in this case. If not I suggest you grow up.

>will you go to sleep tonight feeling good about yourself because you saved a faggot's life?

yes

yo have you killed yourself yet? checking in from australia 2:52am

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eventually you will get your wish, in the meantime do something you like

thats selfish

I did it a year ago and failed, went to a mental place for a bit, I think I can do it good this time

You are a fucking faggot.

Parents are rich

5 minutes

told you it aint easy

I know

I had a failed suicide attempt once. It really chanced my perspective on life. i hope you fail

I know.

>my parents are rich my life sucks :'(((

Fuck you

then dont do it. be better

OP listen what to think after death fucking nothing when you die its blackness thats scary user dont do it over time things change life is kinda cool just fucking wait on it

I hope I don’t

Nevermind, don't do it

Wealth does not indulge mental well being

Did OP do it yet? Or are we still trying to talk him out of this faggotry?

If you're gonna do, fucking do it. Don't post about it on the internet.

Fuck you

But trying to make someone continue to live unhappily for years and decades on end for your own emotional comfort = not selfish

Ok

If you're "giving up" wouldn't it make more sense to just run away and go to a new state/ country to start fresh?

Better than this life

soooo live stream or coordinates? like I want to see what pussy actually did it

Im 18.

Fair enough. Hope it goes...whatever, adios user.
I wont talk you out of it, in a world of 7.5 billion people, we are all insignificant. If you cant man up and cope, then the world is free of one more pussy wasting time with psychiatrists.

If you're gonna kill yourself send nudes

pls dont do it

2 minutes

I hope you do man. Everyone deserves another chance. But i get you. Sometimes it just becomes too fucking exhausting to continue.

Thats gay

Why not just fucking run away from everything that makes you depressed and see if that helps.

18 is so young man there's so much more to get out and see/do.

Fuck you family if you hate them. Just leave and get on a bus and go somewhere and I bet you'll feel like a new person.

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And I can respect that, but I think op heard the reasoning why not to suicide already. And moral support from anons won't last more than a few days.

Even tho it doesn't feel like it right now, shit will get better, it always does. Life is a bumpy roller coaster, you won't be stuck on the bottom forever. And you're 18? Shit, got your whole life ahead of you man.

You know, there is a better option for you that can still end if you so decide. There exist agencies that have need of people with, shall we say... a certain level of fearlessness and moral flexibility. Dangerous jobs, but with ridiculously good compensation, which may mean nothing to you but it would definitely give you the ability to at least maximize your enjoyment of the time you have left, before (if) you decide you are done.
Worst case, you take a dangerous job and get killed - well, that was your plan anyway, but at least you got to blow your advance on a wild weekend first. Best case, you get a taste for this kind of work, and enjoy a career that most can only dream of in theaters.
Are you in decent shape physically? Not that it matters much, but if you do go long term that will definitely make you more effective.

>at 18
Lmao I dont think so, live another decade then complain, then shut up and repeat.

Nah, i get him. if he really wants to kill himself that's his one choice. Life is horrible and fucking exhausting. im just trying to talk him out of it, perhaps he can give himself a second chance

Be careful have a safe trip.

he is answering questions before kiling himself so that way while he hangs there as he dies he will feel good that he made a strangers day better

you know you're too young to make a rational decision about this right?

I know it sounds like a meme, but your brain isn't fully developed yet, which means you will change mentally for years to come. I'm not trying to talk you out of it, I don't give a fuck, but I just remember myself when I was younger, started to get suicidal about your age, now i'm 27 and even though thoughts of suicide still linger, I don't really have any pressing reason to kill myself at the moment. I found my reason to live with drugs and alcohol. Obviously i'm killing myself slowly but I found out i'd rather be high as long as I can and then kill myself when i'm old and my body is fucked up, instead of dying some painfull death at 18 when i'm emotionally unstable because my brain isn't fully developed yet.

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I think you got the wrong user here dude, im not 18

Bye boys.

Have a safe trip boyo

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Hey Babe. Yes. This feels like the end. Like there is no way out and even if there is, maybe you’re too tired to fight anymore. But depression can take a really long fucking time to to come through. You are really young. Not to invalidate your feelings, but, when you come out of this. Years from now, you won’t look back and say I should’ve kicked the chair. You’ll say, damn, I would’ve missed seeing my own story play out. So, right now, try to dissociate yourself from your situation. Think of it as a dark part in a story. Instead of making it the end of the story, just make it a chapter that most of us go through. You are not alone and you are worth staying alive. Unless your a pedo.

so we should just give up? doesnt that feel wrong for you?

Link to stream?

please dont

You should stick it to your parents by trying to swallow the biggest dildo you can find and choking to death on it. Just imagine them finding that body

I was commenting on the exhausting thing...not your age, hes 18, life hasnt even begun and hes giving up.

not even dubs, damn

litteraly nothing matters in life your existence will be erased in time as will everything else

How do I live stream it

eh, you never know. i got raped at 14 and got pretty close to ending myself at 18. A lot can happen in 18 years

Just do it already loser

Yeah i already knew that, that's why im trying to make it a little better for others. To forget that. helps me, and them

are you men?

user you have a life to live what about some cuccie dont do it you have a whole life anaon

nah

op just go smoke some weed

No one asked stfu

How come no one ever an hero with a bigass ziptie, just yank it real tight round your neck no way to get it off cheaper more reliable than hanging and you still get to sit there and choke for 15mins

Why do you have the constant need to seek attention?

If you want help, call a suicide line. But don't push your bullshit on Yea Forums trying to get (You)'s

Could just do an old fashion twitch stream. If you’re doing in on phone you can just download Streamlabs and do it easy peasy. On pc, same thing just need a webcam

then it's not as bad

bro weed can fuck you up trust

Just an example my dude. I can understand why user wants to off himself at 18, its just a shame

Then leave you’re 18. Join the military. Find a girl and make some cash.

Holy shit, are you me? Or am I you?

You had it coming

i think he ded

PLease go to the nearest casino and max bet all your coins on a slot machine. Do it for me, you're gonna die anyway lol.

ye, he dieded

"Finding a girl" absolutely is not going to make him happy and improve his life

Imagine making someone else’s thread about yourself bc “I had trauma too :(“

op are you dead

Rich kid whining? Yeah off yourself faggot

I fucking knew those heelys/teddybear combo would be the end of me

Don't do it man.

I was going to do it 19 for the same reasons (was going to slit my belly - heh, you only get to do it once).
But since not going through it I have had the best years of my life. In honesty I've had a lot of bad ones too, but none that were as bad as that period.

I went through every antidepressent in the world that didn't work for me. Years later I learned I had been severely testosterone deficient - an improval of life started in a week.
-Dr do not check for this unless requested.

Many years later I am glad I didn't, it was temporary but the solution was permanent.

I would like to say you should go to college and make yourself an educated person on things like psychology and other social studies so you can enrich yourself and make yourself into something more notable than a unproductive and unrecoverable burden.

Says the incel... Relationships impact happiness more than anything.

So yes... a nice girl who isn’t a whore will help. They do exist despite your sample size of 0

rather than doing what this guy did, when i kill myself i will be downing as many substances i can get my hands onto i wont even remember dying

expect an answer if he is?

OP... you should take out as many gang members with you as possible

Well some anons don't seem to understand a lot can happen in 18 years, but i get yah. I just hope it's a troll thread, it usually is. and if not, he ded now

Tell me more CIA faggot

>i got raped

How was I to know you were gonna be such a huge baby about a simple prank?

is OP ded?

Don’t do it

Post your last shit and leave it for your family to see

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If you are sure and afraid that you are not strong enough to do it, just listen to any Phil Collins Album, after the first song you will kill youself for sure. Don't forget your safety glasses.

F

not really a question, but, when you do it, do a backflip

Your fantasy world with your waifus sounds really nice but I'm talking about real life with non-cotton-filled 3D human beings

minute of silence for everyone who has killed themselves under a spotlight

Always add 'its just a prank bro' after rape. 100% guarantee they will laugh it off

I'm not that user, but you may be using the incel brand a little loosely there. I think his point is that if OP has underlining mental issues, then finding a girl isn't going to magic those away. It's like someone who would say "getting a job will help!" To an unemployed person with depression. That might work, IF the main reason the man's depressed is unemployment. Otherwise it likely won't help at all.

This is a baby arctic hare.

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i think op ded r,i,p OP i hope the afterlife treats you well

*stabs user*
"chill bro wtf it was just a prank"

I think it would help for a little while, but ultimately you’re the same person you were before

*slowly dying*
'oh haha nice bro..'

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What about all the things you want to do? All the things you want to experience?

Imagine making someone else’s thread about yourself bc “I had trauma too :(“

You mean like dying?

yeah i think he ded now, we can joke about it

What is your idea of a complete breakfast?

who cares he is dead now

Coffee, eggs sunny side up and a bullet in the brain

Will you say hi to Shinmyoumaru for me?

rip op :(

Why not kill government spies instead OP?

Borrow a fuck ton of money and invest. I don’t get how you would feel bad even if you manipulated them into it as you’re gonna commit robin williams soon enough

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Why is Yea Forums acting like OP actually did it, and this wasn't just attention whoring? Is this board that full of newfags now? Wtf

Don't do it you pussy

Dead nigga. What a fag. Didn’t even stream

You're tired of your lifestyle not life.

Still waiting for any sort of suggestion or proof you’re right? I’ve got the longest Harvard study on happiness as my source. You’re just a guy with no assertion.

“Uh the suns going to explode anyway so what’s the point?”

Why are you using a singular subject and plural object when referring to same person.

I'm engaged to a women I love very much. And I still suffer with the same depression I've had my whole adult life. But hey, I'm sure I'm just the exception to the rule, cause Harvard said so.

Hate to do this to you but 18 year old depression isn't shit. YOu haven't even begun to understand how shitty life can be. Go to amazon, buy this book. ebook is only like 5 or 6 bucks, and be thankful your life wasn't like this poor fuck. amazon.com/dp/1731540582

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Well, What the Fuck are you Waiting for?

why dont you stfu and stop being an attention whore and just DO IT FAGGIT?

No point checking out just yet OP, things change all the time so you may as well make the most of it. I've lived twice your lifespan and my life is nothing like it was 18 years ago.

Why not find a hobby the way through depression is to find something to occupy your time
D&d a girl friend gap more 18 come on man life is just starting drugs I cool to

Your brain changes ever 6 years don't let this brain fuck you sir

God speed.

Hey! Me too man, I’m going pills!

I'm scared to do it Yea Forums

See you later space cowboy

Would you mind subscribing to my channel before you die?

youtu.be/ZALTZdeXhPY

pills? what kind of pills? Do some research so you make sure you're taking something that will actually kill you. The kind of pills that will kill you is almost only opiates. Don't overdose on some random shit and think you're going to die. Pills are considered one of the most useless way to attempt suicide, unless you have the actuall good stuff. However, if you fail, you will just get extremelly sick and possibly fuck up something internally.

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OP was a girl btw

Did OP do it?

Austria or Prussia?

...

Good