Be me

>be me
>10 years ago
>in high school
>tall and big (mostly fat) but also some muscle from lifting
>sitting with friends at lunch
>massive faggot jock comes over to the nerd table and starts harassing a friend
>tell him to fuck off
>the fuck you say white boii.jpeg
>put my plastic fork down on the table
>calmly stand up
>I'm 6'5, he's maybe 5'11 with shoes on
>tell him again to fuck off
>he does
>next day find out he assaulted friend after school
>track him down, confront him
>'I told you to fuck off'
>gives this spiel about how he can do whatever he wants (his dad was fucking LOADED and he had one of those rich boy mentalities, his dad is known in the community to be ashamed and embarrassed of his kid who is now addicted to meth lolo)
>he starts running at me
>dude does some running jump kick at me
>it hurts but he fails to knock me over
>catch his foot, twist it
>he falls to the ground
>stomp his face (literally)
>blood starts gushing from his nose and mouth
>tell him if he ever fucks with my friends again, there will be worse in store
>he goes and whines to his dad
>dad refuses to press charges
>tells him to "learn from it"
>in school the day after
>cook up plan with friends
>we make it our mission to bully the bullies
>me and one other kid (a scrawny little asian dude who knew Tae Kwon) act as muscle
>start gaining reputation in school as the school becomes noticeably more peaceful
>get girlfriend, nerdy friends start opening up
>it's like some kind of cheesy fucking movie but actually happened
>at a party
>one of the jocks is drunk as fuck, starts trying to pull the alpha dog shit with everybody else
>i tell him if he doesn't fuck off with his powertrip bullshit, I'd show him real power (I cringe that I actually said this but I was drunk and no matter how stupid it sounds now, it got cheers from everybody who was tired of this faggot's shit)
>drunk jock faggot starts trying to fight me
moar?

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pls cont papa

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>drunk jock runs at me
>trips over a power cord delivering juice to these massive speakers pumping out trash music I'm trying to drown out anyway (it was lil wayne)
>falls on his face, drunk resilience lets him get back up
>his nose is bleeding from his scuffle with the floor
>he's clearly embarrassed at this point but instead of leaving he tries to transfer that embarrassment to someone else
>He picks little Tae Kwon friendo
>Grabs Tae by the shirt and tries to force him tot he ground
>Tae falls easily but does some Jackie Chan bullshit and hops up from the ground in the blink of an eye
>Roundhouse kicks jock faggot in the face
>Jock faggot falls to the ground, out cold
>his girlfriend calls an ambulance, party is pretty much over at this point anyway
>music gets cut, me and TaeKwon stick around to talk to the cops
>nothing happens to us because he was belligerent and trying to start a confrontation or some shit

There is, of course, always MOAR if it is desired

go fo it nigga

>There is, of course, always MOAR if it is desired

Nah, it's ok. Your weird little poorly-written self-insert schoolboy fantasy is really not at all as interesting as you think it is. Bet you have some good DBZ stuff written up though

>nothing happens for a year, most people know not to fuck with us at this point and they know not to fuck with anybody within earshot of us
>Acting like some kind of unofficial police force at this stage, high school is almost over
>jock assholes are actually afraid to act like jock assholes
>Get new kid in the last eight months of senior year
>another jock faggot type
>immediately tries to establish himself as an alpha
>picks, of all people, little Tae
>I think it's because Tae is a turbo manlet and doesn't look like he could do any real damage
>comes up behind Tae
>slaps all of his books out of his hands, calls him a faggot
>hallway goes quiet, all eyes on Tae
>Tae just picks his books up, looks the guy square in the eyes and tells him "that was your one and only freebie" before walking away
>faggot jock is incredulous
>"the fuck did you just say to me you little faggot?"
>runs after Tae
>Tae turns around and throws a 20 lb textbook at this guy's head like it's some kind of fucking shuriken
>flies out of his hands at a million miles an hour
>Tae turns around and walks away
>Ends up getting suspended for a few weeks, everybody pulls for him but it doesn't matter because of some "Zero tolerance" policy which sounded like complete bullshit, telling people basically they'll be punished for defending themselves from assholes
>we double down on the police force bullshit, try to wrangle the next generation of nerds into carrying on the tradition

Thanks for the laughs, captain autismo.

Likewise. Do your pretend stories make you feel like a big stwong boy? Do you feel like Goku?

Stop posting your story, faggot. If you're some sort of gay aspiring writer, don't start out on Yea Forums. Take your business elsewhere.