ITT we're some dads gathered around the BBQ
ITT we're some dads gathered around the BBQ
Evan Adams
Jace Robinson
Where ya keep the bud light?
Sebastian Lee
Thinking about buying a riding mower. Yep. Probably a John Deere.
Luis Price
Why do you keep looking at my 7 year old daughters ass?
Lincoln Cook
Gotta flip that one
Adam Gutierrez
My bad dude, I thought she was 5
Noah Fisher
Camden Cruz
"But you know, I lost my job about a year ago and,
HEY YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM MY SHED"
William White
Im going to tell your wife on you!
Nathan Richardson
Camden Hernandez
Just fucking with you bud. I was actually looking at that lawn decoration just past your daughter. What do you call one of those?
Matthew Gutierrez
Carson Adams
Those little fuckers keep changing my thermostat.
Jonathan Flores
John Deere is the only way to go. It'll look good parked next to your beige F150 FX4.
Caleb Wood
Easton Harris
Dam your wife sounds like a bitch
Robert Baker
No little Johnny could come, he's inside playing some fort night? I swear he's addicted to that thing.
Christian Ward
Anyone want another beer?
Michael Thompson
Think I should get the regular riding mower or a zero turn? Zero turn looks like fun.
Xavier Parker
Boy if I only I was your age and know what I know now.
Jonathan Russell
Why do you post asses in every thread?
Joseph Lewis
Yes please! Mind bringing the BBQ sauce from the fridge too?
Wyatt Garcia
"Yup"
Gavin Reed
Yep...
Thomas Bell
> picks up tongs
Jose Myers
Yeah definitely user, zero turn is the way to go. Also consider a front mount, the arrangement has less weight concentrated on the front wheels which leads to less tracks in moist conditions. It feels like it floats and leaves your Scott™ lawn looking like the pride of the neighborhood. Beer?
Gabriel Edwards
Bentley Jones
Yep...
Jordan White
For sure, thanks. So how's the new deck coming along?
Jeremiah Morales
Not good. I bought that cheap pressure treated lumber from Home Depot™ to save a few bucks, so I could get myself a new pair of Levis™ cut-off shorts. It's all waned, kerfed and it doesn't seem as green as the old stuff. They sure don't make wood like they used to. I'm thinking of loading it into my beige F150 FX4™ and taking them back and giving those yahoos a piece of my mind. I might just do that after my 4th 12 pack of Bud Light™. Maybe you could come over and have a look around lunchtime, tell me what you think. After your 2nd 12 pack, of course.
David Richardson
Of course. I'll tell you what we should do. Let's return that wood to Home Depot then I'll take you down to that lumber yard I used when I framed the new bedroom. You'll pay a little more but the quality is fantastic.