Jeez user you're all alone on a monday night?

>under 140 pounds
>no hair
sorry, im all opposite

oh, well alright; we can be different kinds of friends then -._^

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Wtf fortune has a chemo fetish

noooo wth I mean like no body hair or facial hair; hair on top of your head is coolsies; I am under 140 now : ^)

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No facial hair? wtf fortune hates eyebrows

I meant your image bro

>no facial hair

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you know what I mean cutie; I will probably get cancer one day too then start acting like that guy from breaking bad so until then I can only try and make myself happy and other people in my life happy; and also means making myself happy in my alt life so like ... sexy things ... style ... i duno; I'm tired maybe I should sleep but I really don't like to sleep because it's a 50/50 toss up on whether or not it will be scary or nice.

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O wowe that’s a lot of nightmares, now that you mention it last night I woke up with a startle because I dreamt that an octopus climbed onto my feet

I was watching netflix like i duno couple months ago and I think I passed out for about 4 seconds because a cat looking thing with spikes started to claw at my feet and I could feel it then I got up and started punching but there was nothing there. It was like a dream right where I was sleeping you know?

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Fortune has schizophrenia;_;

no I have sleep paralysis.

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and i have Asperger Syndrome

i forgot the namefag

I'm not joking though it's scary stuff lol. look it up. Imagine waking up from sleep and you are trying to move but you can't, even trouble breathing. It doesn't stop until you force it to several times and you get lucky and your body starts waking up or something. During that whole process bees sting your neck, dark figures fuck with you and then when you finally wake up there are still all kinds of things floating around your room, like magical looking things. I need a cutie to cuddle me and keep me safe : ).

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christ is the answer

im not alone on tuesday night, but i fucking might as well be
im literally with nerds tryna play dnd
facking kill me

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happened a lot to me when i was little, almost always involved some decrepit corpse crawling onto me and draining my soul which was horrifying, tried to situp and run but couldn't and it's weight made it hard to breath
always ended up being drenched in sweat after waking
bad dreams

Make your character a kawaii elf (male)

Heh :3 i also have bad dreams.. like last night i dreamed i was unable to use certain parts of my bryan and i got in a mental institute where i established myself as a sex master, dreams sure are scary!! O~0

jeez user, all alone on a tuesday midday?

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SO WHAT

I DONCT CARE

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for your information, i were out with friends playing tekken 7 and rekken some nubs

thats great le 12 damdo i was also out

with friends

doing things

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nice le tom
poster good to hear

you had

fun :^)

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yeah, but it depends for what

monday night
it's wednesday afternoon nigga

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yes but then again not really

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hey tomposter do you wanna come over maybe I can shave your facial hair and you can completely remove my toenails

its TUESDAY you fat nasty trash

no...

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