Ask a Femanon

Ask a Femanon

You have questions
They have answers
Tits are as always welcomed in with open Zippers & Dicks in hand

Attached: FEMAN0N.jpg (900x600, 65K)

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1mp5C6akSqc
discord
youtu.be/N6FmKkmJVVk
youtu.be/tck8StK-15Y
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Vchan reporting for duty....sort of.

vocaroo.com/i/s1mp5C6akSqc

My hand is on my dick right now, although you're not going to post your tits as usual.

aka trashy prostitutes of Yea Forums

Attached: 4L_8Jxqbwa2.png (500x397, 98K)

decorative towels.

why?

Bump

Simple they look nice and they work,, real question should be throw pillows. There’s so many and they’re hecka uncomfortable!!

do you like anal sex? why?

I want to try it. I like to think i'll enjoy it but i'll have to wait to find out.

Anna here.

No reason other than they look nice.

Yes, the feeling of fullness is pleasurable.

Attached: AA93BD61-8282-47F2-8437-61B1FC365F2C.jpg (507x646, 55K)

Do you think all women should be three hole women?

Personally? Yes. Trans is a mental illness.

~Anna~

how much would a guy having a giant hog influence your decision to give it up to him ?

as nobody saw fit to post the rules

Attached: 18694168561481684.jpg (259x194, 11K)

do you live in finland? are u my ex?

Do you ever think that some of the people in asking in these threads are the people from older threads? Curious because i tend to post very similar questions about being depressed, constantly alone, and just feeling like it is all my fault.

Lol I dont even know what to say to that lol

-vchan

>prostitutes.

Disgusting. I'll have you know I fuck for free thank you very much.

They're pretty. Though I believe in actually using them.

Ugh no. I've said it a million times.

Literally doesnt matter. Big dicks arent always great.

?

Some are regulars. Some arent


-vchan

Didn't you make the OP?

Well, I like animals and that would certainly be interesting.

No, I live in Georgia these days.

Sure, we have lots of regulars, all are welcome here.

~Anna~

>Some are regulars. Some arent
I was in a thread earlier today asking about what therapy does for depression and talking about meds. Idk i keep hoping one day there is the magical answer to fix everything i guess, so i keep asking. Plus i guess it kinda shows me that i do want to try, and i do want to feel better.

Quick question. So my dick game is ok, girl gets off to it, so I assume it's fine. My hand game is awesome. Can make a girl cum pretty quick. All I need to learn is my tongue game. Any tips, ideas, advice? Dont really eat out, so never got enough practice. Plus it hurts my neck

Warst du jemals Spitroasting?

what do you think of slim guys?

like 5,10 and 130 lbs?

and overweight? for example 5,10 200 lb

which one you prefer

what part of Yea Forums is anonymous board you dont get fucking anna cunt¡?

If it’s painful to your neck try a different position, sucking the cult feels awesome, as does long licks up and down.

I love slim! Papa was very thin himself.

~Anna~

Nope not me.

Oh yea I remember. The fact that you even have the thought about wanting to change is a big deal.
For a long time I had no urge to.
You need to cling on to that desire

Best of luck to you

What was the roughes or wildes sex you've ever had ? (before your bf)

With Papa on a cocaine binge. He choked me and called me his little Italian whore, said he was going to put his Libyan babies inside of me. Pulled my hair, smacked me around, fucked me hard.

~Anna~

I dont recall most of the sex I had being exceptionally rough but I've had lots of sex in very public places. A cemetary, my driveway, behind buildings, in closets

-vchan

Can you remember THE biggest and most satisfying orgasm you've ever had ?

I'm really trying to but I cant.

Though the biggest ones are so strange haha.
They make me cry!
Its the weirdest reaction!
It's not a sad cry. Just this uncontrollable onset of tears that I cant properly explain lol

-vchan

if i post a pic of myself, could you tell me how you feel?
i don’t wanna be tHaT cUcK that is trying to get attention on a worldbased image board at 1am because i’m lonely
i’m genuinely curious what you think of my body type in general

Well you could post if you want but I gotta warn you that I don't even have an opinion on most men I see.
I just like at them like "yep...you're a dude I guess..."


Lol so I really cant say I'd have something to say about you


-vchan

anything at all would be v appreciated

Attached: 9D33CF64-E8BD-40BE-8518-0EC1F2DC5683.jpg (640x1136, 79K)

i’m like 5’5” maybe 165-170#

Ever fucked a guy with huge balls ?

for sofa sex,duh.

First thing that comes to mind is "soft"


-vchan

yknow what,,? i’m gonna take that as a compliment :-)
thank you, vchan

Good evening.

I have no fucking idea. I would also like to know. I think it's a white people thing.

I use all my throw pillows for sleeping too. I just don't get the stiff ones. I like having varying sizes for my burrowing.

No. Uncomfortable.

If this means trans women aren't women, then no.

That's the shitty part about mental health. There's no magical answer. The way it gets better is a lot of different parts, including therapy and medication. Good on you for starting your journey. Every little bit counts.

I got pinned down and called a bitch once. It was really nice.

-Lesanon

Questions:
>1. Do you prefer when guys cum inside of you? Or do you say that just because you want to get knocked up and own his soul for the next 18 years?

>2. Does dick size actually matter? I've heard both yes and no answers previously, but what's the truth? Do most women prefer huge whale dicks and having stretched out pussies, or what?

>3. Are women ever really faithful? Every female i've ever dated fucked around on me. They always lie and say they don't, but that's never the truth. Why lie? I just don't get it.

>t. neckbeard

1. You’re a nigger.
2. You’re not a nigger obviously.
3. You’re a faggot.

You're not a femanon, faggot. So shut the fuck up before I track your IP, hunt you down, and kill your entire family while you sleep.

>1. Do you prefer when guys cum inside of you? Or do you say that just because you want to get knocked up and own his soul for the next 18 years?

Lol I just think the ol fumbling to pull out and trying to aim your shot is awkward. Just take that climax to the max by keeping it in.

I'm on birth control though.
If I wasnt then obviously I'd have ti use condoms or the ol pull out method.

>2. Does dick size actually matter? I've heard both yes and no answers previously, but what's the truth? Do most women prefer huge whale dicks and having stretched out pussies, or what?

Girls who think big dicks=good sex are just retards that have been told bigger is better and havent had enough of a variety to know size doesnt mean shit.
Put it this way.
Give a toddler the best high end tools hes just going to hurt himself or others.
Give an experienced carpenter some cheap tools hell still manage to build something pretty well.
Sometimes guys with big dicks are just toddlers with big tools.


>3. Are women ever really faithful? Every female i've ever dated fucked around on me. They always lie and say they don't, but that's never the truth. Why lie? I just don't get it.

You're just attracted to/ attract shitty women.
Been with my bf for 4 years and I've never even flirted with a man.
All I see is him and everyone else is black and white.


-vchan

Fell hard for a friend if mine, she was already dating someone so I tried to move on. Just when I think I'm over it the dude proposes and I'm emotionally destroyed. Now even though I want to be happy for her, all I feel is pain when I see her. Tried avoiding her but she obviously doesn't know my feelings and goes out of her way to hang out with me or ask what's wrong. Not sure what to do. Thinking of just packing my shit and leaving. Sorry for the sob story I just really needed to vent

Attached: 50309736_632495970516272_6949034227664945152_n.jpg (277x270, 7K)

>being this new

This is me


-vchan

no balls

Thank you for taking the time out to answer my questions. I appreciate it.

Did you just assume my gender? CNN was right about this site.

how accurate is the story that when fingering a girl you insert you hand palm up with curled fingers and rake back and forth

Yes I did, now stop being a faggot.

You should work out, other than that your fine.

You seem like a virgin, you wanna link and lose?

Why the FUCK have you not joined this discord already?
discord
.gg/gsHmkCD

-j

Attached: 1263840605.png (271x288, 68K)

What's the psychological feeling/impression of being slapped while the guy grabs your neck and fucks your pussy mercilessly?

Attached: 47790.jpg (212x239, 10K)

It's weird. It's not the act of being slapped that's arousing.

Feeling pain by itself feels bad obviously

And pleasure feels great.


I dont know how but when you're in the midst of pleasure and receive a small amount of pain (or a lot depending on the person I guess) the normal pain is masked as pleasure for that moment.

Almost like your body heightens the pleasure to dismiss the pain for a moment.

-vchan

discord
(O)---|1|---(O)
.gg/vvftDyy

Attached: ahegao 1.jpg (437x404, 49K)

b4 even read this, i am guyanon
don’t apologize, shit’s rough. i’ve had super similar situations. never had the girl get engaged, but in high school the girl i absolutely loved and adored and all that stupid shit, ended up getting with my best friend. neither of them knew i felt this way, so i did everything i could to try and be happy for them, but you just never truly can yknow.
it happened twice, actually. maybe even five times.
we’ll give my one friend the name joe and my other friend carl
greentext in a sec

How do you feel about other cultures?

Where is the line between flirting and being a creep

Not op , but maybe she assumed it would never happen? Did you ever tell her your feelings?

/SoS/ - Sons of Saturn General
Welcome to Saturn!


>Discord Link
kga4Vvv

>What does Saturn have to offer?
It's got E-Girls and Boys, Nudes, Lewds, Boipussy (Traps/Femboys)
Also but not limited to....
E-Sex, Dropbox, Megafiles, Vola, Meetups, VC, Links, Snapchat adds and more!

>What is the #comfy channel about?
This is the place you can talk and be chill about whatever you want and escape the cancer of #general.

We're working to improve and make S.O.S. better!:)

(Make sure to talk if you want your Pleb Role Removed! Plebs eventually get wiped from the server.)
We

Attached: ZomboDroid30032019015301.jpg (717x540, 48K)

i have a Strength Training and Conditioning class at the IM building on campus
basically it’s just a thing where the teacher dude gives you a workout suggestion and sends you off
he grades it off attendance so it’s pretty cool. i workout when i can in there. 5 days. 1 hour a day. wednesday is conditioning day. friday is “game” day

welp i had it all typed out annnnd it said it was too many lines so i thought i copied it and just posted that, but apparently i didn’t copy it, took me like 20 minutes to type out soooo that’s cool. so sorry
no greentext

I need a good idea on how to eat pussy. How does one of your dates go about eating you out?

Can you tell me what you’re thinking when a guy is about to cum in you (and you’re on birth control) are you excited for it? How bad do you want a shot of his DNA at your uterus?

Depending how feasible it is for you to pack up and fuck off you should do it.

Even if it's just for a couple of months, take the time to isolate yourself sort out your feelings and experience new shit in a new places.

Weather or not you should tell your friend how you feel is entirely up to you, I personally wouldn't recommend it.

If you tell her how you feel and things go south you'll feel like a piece of shit.
If you don't tell her how you feel you will forever wonder what could have been.

There's literally billions of fucks roaming around the earth, that alone should be reason enough for you to try to let go.

Either way good luck fucknugget.

If two di-poles were placed in a uniform magnetic field at the same quantum number but exact opposite spins separated by a plank distance; what, if any, impact would it have on their individual magnetic resonance? What about their combined resonance?

I'm on the opposite end of this one. Wondering the same. Isnt life silly.

Yes, it was with Papa, the first orgasm I ever had, ah, memories.

Yeah.

Hello Lesanon, hope you’ve been well.

>Yes I prefer it, it’s live having a part of him inside of me, and who wouldn’t want that if they love the guy?
>It doesn’t, average is best, if you’re small then learn how to use your fingers and mouth and you’ll be fine.
>Yes. I’ve been in love with the same man for over thirty years, now that he’s gone I’m celibate.

Sounds awful user. Maybe you should tell her how you feel if only to gain some closure.

That’s good, but don’t ‘rake’ Use gentle motions.

I’m submissive, so it’s arousing to me, but everyone is different.

Depends on the culture I guess.

When you don’t take a hint.

Sucking on the clit is good, tongue inside and long licks up and down.

It’s incredibly erotic to me, I loved the one I was with and the thought of a part of him being inside was amazing.

I’m a Biology gal, physics ain’t my thing. H was into that stuff if I remember correctly.

~Anna~

Anybody know who's been making these lately?

Original OP is vchan and she does them during the day.

Pretty sure these nightly ones are from SD

What's your favorite non romantic memory?

Oh that's easy!!!! Ok so I've been a huge fan of this band for about 17 years now (granted I'll admit the newer stuff I dont really listen to but I still would go see this band live in an instant and I lovel them dearly)


Well at a time I really loved this song by them
youtu.be/N6FmKkmJVVk


By the time I finally got to see them live however they really didnt perform this song much anymore and I was pretty devastated.

Then one year when I went to go see them (cant even recall...might have been 09?) They performed it!!!
The energy from the crowd was intoxicating and I cant even begin to tell you how fun it was as a crowd to sing those background vocals along with them!
It was a moment of pure bliss. I had never been happier.
I still get choked up thinking of that time.


-vchan

Thanks for the support, wasn't expecting actuall replies. The worst part I can tell she does genuinely care about me as a friend, unfortunately it's just not enough for me the hurt just grows when I'm around her. I'm looking at job postings in other cities, I don't think I'll tell her, as much as I want to, real life just doesn't work out that way. Not too mention she's so happy right now, it be selfish of me to bog her down with my emotions, I don't want this kind of hurt for her.

If you feel like leaving anyways why not just tell her then?

Are you in a relationship also?

How do you know shes actually happy?

Not sure who’s making these.

Walking through the palm garden that was beside our hotel after midnight. I remember that there were a few stars out and I was looking up at them as we walked along, his arm around me and my hand in his pocket. He asked me to marry him that night.

That’s very sweet of you user, you’re a good person for that. But still, I’d tell her,

~Anna~

discord
(O)---|450|---(O)
.gg/vvftDyy

Attached: ahegao 10.jpg (464x463, 68K)

Pretty sure this user hit the nail on the head

No I'm not in a relationship right now. And like I said, I don't want to pressure her with my feelings, when she's already committed herself to someone. It would just hurt both of us. It's better if I just remove my self.

>be me
>have younger female coworker (she's 20)
>when she first started, every time i tried to talk to her, she would bring up her bf all the time
>believe her to be dropping major clues of "don't fucking hit on me creep"
>still be me, fucking happy go lucky on the outside and everyone thinks i'm a goofball and funny despite being fucking dead inside and thinking about suicide constantly
>coworker starts touching more- nothing inappropriate, just a friendly tap on the shoulder etc
>notice she starts laughing at my jokes a ton more
>says i'm her favorite coworker, etc
>last week casually brings up she broke up with her bf
>today she is way touchy, touches my shoulders multiple times, came up to me while i was sitting and put her chest on the side of my head to get in really close for a hug

d-does she like me? please explain to me what's going on please. i still won't ask her out or anything, i'm going on rotations in like a month so i wouldn't want to start anything that would end immediately anyways. i do think she's attractive but i've never hit on anyone ever and odds are she's just really friendly and considers me a non-threat since i'm ugly as fuck. she did say she thought i'd be a good dad a couple weeks ago though.

I'm sorry, I know it's tough. I'm going through something so similar to you it scares me haha. Good luck with what you decide

random server
WZSWCy
take off your shoes

Attached: 0.png (112x112, 26K)

what do you think of this dick

Attached: image.jpg (3088x2320, 1M)

>at the same quantum number
retard you mean quantum state

Time to feel inferior among the presence of the perfect female.

Attached: EP34.jpg (420x573, 60K)

Been going on an old nostalgia trip and I came across my old weeby YouTube channel lol

I never posted anything aside from 2 vids of an old cat of mine. Ugh I'm having some feels

youtu.be/tck8StK-15Y


-vchan

Sounds like she’s testing the waters to me, just wait it out and see where things go user. And sorry that you have to deal with suicidal thoughts, I can relate, hope it gets better for you user.

That’s adorable. I’ve got three, they’re my substitute kids, I’m a sad old cat lady. Pic related is my most photogenic.

~Anna~

Attached: 5C1A1552-9906-4A24-B4B9-BCAB42EBC115.jpg (1536x2048, 938K)