A pension earned by one spouse is considered a joint asset of both, which means it's subject to division in divorce

well dumbfucks. in the past sometimes men would marry a woman, let her start home raise kids, clean and keep house for him, then when she's old and unattractive and he's getting ready to retire, he dumps her for a 20 year old hottie. so if she had no employment experience and suddenly had no home, and no income you think that's fair? she had a stake in his retirement earnings because he couldn't have earned them off the wife wasn't taking care of business at home. use you fucking brain mongoloids instead of just spouting off about shit because it makes you feel good to be angry. jfc.

Equal work? How is that equal? I work, bleed, mentally tired, emotionally exhausted, and don't even get any sex because she has a headache.
And so 8-10 hours of hard labor a day = 1 hour of cooking.

>The photograph depicts United States Air Force Lt Col Robert L. Stirm being reunited with his family, after spending more than five years in captivity as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam. Stirm was shot down over Hanoi on October 27, 1967
>Despite outward appearances, the reunion was an unhappy one for Stirm. Three days before he arrived in the United States, the same day he was released from captivity, Stirm received a Dear John letter from his wife Loretta informing him that their marriage was over. Stirm later learned that Loretta had been with other men throughout his captivity, receiving marriage proposals from three of them. In 1974, the Stirms divorced and Loretta remarried, but Lt Col Stirm was still ordered by the courts to provide her with 43% of his military retirement pay once he retired from the Air Force

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>Equal work?
Im not a judge. Don't argue with me.

You should have known this shit BEFORE you said I DO

you said it, IN THE PAST not now

you said it, in the past, not now

more fair than

So what's the point of even getting married at all? For love and make babies?

These courts need a wake up call. Actually all of society does, 1933 style

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people do it mainly because people have done it in the past. marriage rates are now dropping and marriage delay is increasing because people are hip to the fact that it's a scam.

It's called living life on easy mode. Women get to do it and you don't.

That will teach him for joining the army.

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Then don't get a prenup or don't get married. What the fuck do you think marriage is for?

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If you are good friends, share hobbies and enjoy fucking, its a great tax write-off especially with kids.

Sounds like you married foolishly.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

the lesson i got is that women are faithless whores

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Fuck off boomer faggot

Government turns everything into shit.

I work in DB pensions. The idea is that a pension is just like anything else you earn in a marriage. If a pension was safe from a divorce then people would stash their money there than some other asset. Most of the time a divorce doesn't mean the pension is split. I would say about 1 in 20 divorces are subject to a split. Usually, it's complicated but the split typically happens by taking how much was accrued during the years of marriage.

I'm not defending this, just explaining how it works.

Prenups mean nothing in court ya dingus. Most of them are thrown out.

Tell the judge you are accustomed to a certain lifestyle too and get a blowjob a week in alimony.

Fuck off underage faggot.

name?

Just looked that shit up and was disgusted to find out you weren't wrong. Fuck, that's infuriating.

I was living with my GF, now wife for 7 years before we married. Been married 6 years this year.

You gotta make sure you can stand each other before you get hitched.

Hell, only reason we got married was for taxes and for insurance purposes (We both got the same insurance through our works, but now with us married, we can use just the one insurance and extend it to cover the spouse, which is cheaper than two separate policies. I cover the life insurance, she gets the health insurance)

No kids. No desire for em either.

Easy fix. Don't get married. 60% failure rate. Would you walk into a room if there was a 60% chance of getting fucked in the ass. Of course you would because OP is a faggot

The obvious answer is to never get married. It is objectively a trap.

And when its over in 4 years, you get nothing. She gets the pension, and you have to keep paying for her life style, you also have to keep paying for her insurance.

I just fuck whores anyway. Way easier.

Millenials are in their 20s and 30s now, gen X in their 40s and 50s. Calling out a boomer doesn't mean underage, you old, crusty faggot

Yeah, but people are different after 10 or 20 years of living together. It will be hard to not hate them after that long.

Hey, if you have the cash, why not?

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This is why you only date career women. They drop you like a hot potato and you sweep up that alimony. It's called feminism. Look it up.

We've been in a relationship for over 16 years. I dont think another 4 is going to be the magic number to make it end.

And it wont matter, we both work and have been for the entirety of the relationship. She couldn't claim undue hardship in courts.

Ever heard of common law marriages? You have to avoid cohabitation too.

There's never an excuse for rape.
... Unless you have a good reason.
Like if you want to have an orgasm inside their body and they won't let you.

My plan is just to earn a decent salary
and fool around with women in my 20s, then kill myself in my 30s. Seems like the best route and handguns are cheap

13 years of living together, no problems. Know who you got in a relationship with. If it wasn't just for looks, but mostly mutual interests and hobbies, you'll be fine.

Just live with them for a few years before getting hitched. You'll find out in that time if they have any habits you cant live with or if just the sound of their breathing will piss you off.

Why so soon? Just go until your dick gives out.

"Common law" isn't something that can be used in most courts. It's not legally binding.

You actually get smarter and wiser in your 30s and care less about humanity and morals. You'll see if you read your post in 20 years, you'd call yourself a cringe shitty faggot that didn't know shit.
Like how we stereo type old guys, "kids today don't know how hard it was back then".

>an user
>winning anything
Pick one, faggot.

I figure that I'm in good shape now and and my libido is high. But aging seems awful, and many of my friends dad's (rich or poor ) seem deeply dissatisfied with life.

only a retard like you OP would put a ring on a tapeworm.

you saw the tapeworm, shoved it up your ass and told it "have fun". well guess what dumbass, if that tapeworm sits in you for a while, you can be danm sure its going to take some thing on the way out. dont blame bitches for you being a beta ass bitch.

It actually is legally binding. Even if you're living with a male friend for 10 years, you still owe them half your stuff because its considered marriage.

Hi, I'm a CPA.

A pension earned is only a join asset if it's earned during the marriage. If you earn a pension before you get married, it is not subject to diversion during divorce.

Yet it is being used so and has been used in courts.

Marriage is a partnership, son.

So get married after you retire at the age of 65?

Dont do it with a handgun. Look it up, a lot of suicides with handguns fail, and you're stuck with some serious medical issues for the rest of your shitty life.

Exit bags are the way to go. A CPAP mask, some tubing, and some helium. Do a small test to learn how open you make the helium tank (Dont want to blow up your fucking lungs, that shit hurts), connect the helium to the CPAP mask, put it on and go to sleep. If you're breathing Helium, your brain wont know it's dying. You just fall asleep and die. No pain, no panic. As long as no one is around to wake your ass up in 30-45 minutes, you'll be gone in the easiest way possible. All items can be purchased on Amazon. No backround checks, and if you have Prime, it'll be there to kill your ass in 2 days

Pretty sure that's just the quirks of marriage, being legally considered one unit while having dual income. Therefore, when you legally separate, the income of both is split equally despite who made what. Don't take marriage lightly, only do it if you trust that person with your life.

Wisdom and discipline are super cool. But I'm not cut out for legitimate adult life. I respect intelligent and well rounded people. I run away from discipline and will kill myself when I'm cornered.

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retail helium tanks are adulterated with air now

Well, yeah. But if you're in good shape you should be okay until at least your mid forties. Older men can get mad pussy.

Shotguns have a high success rate and might be cheaper than handguns. A noose might work too. Inert gas asphyxiation is not as easy anymore cause manufacturers are cutting their helium/nitrogen with a small amount of co2

You can't just stash money on a pension, you moronic faggot

Lost.

No, thats retarded and all of 4 chan is dumber for having the severe displeasure of reading your dribble. Kys

Noose isn't painless.

> i don't like facts
> they make my head hurt
go get a juice box and take a nap nap

I don't want to prey on 20 y/os looking for a daddy. 32 is my cap.

> 4 chan

Bunch o' slack-jawed faggots 'round here.

No shit faggot, there's no painless way out.

Yes, I know that. I'm saying if pensions were protected from a divorce then you would see employers with plans where employees can contribute to their plan.

No u

100% agree. I know an electrical engineer that supported a doctor throughout his medschool, and once he started surgery she stayed home to take care of the kids. he started banging hot 20 year olds. They divorced, she got half his shit + alimony for the rest of her life.

She hadn't worked for a decade and could have done so much if he hadn't cheated her out of a good career.

you're right, but what's *not* fair is having to give her way way more than she needs... it's not fair that she's entitled to the same level of lifestyle, and that you have to keep paying even if she gets her own job, starts dating someone else, and in the case of child support even marries someone else.

but she would have gotten the same even if they divorced because she went around banging 20 year old dudes. is that fair?

That sucks. Even more evidence why a you shouldn't get married

Most couples are dual income so this isn't an issue.

She is not entitled to half of your retirement.

Helium is painless

Nonsense. Been on both sides of that coin. Working a job is way harder than cleaning a house and caring for a kid or two. Equal work my ass.

You must have a shitty job.

Im not sure how young you are, but seriously, there is a lot of fine looking pussy up past 35 as long as they didnt do anything to age themselves super fast

>follows the common law marriage meme

Name a job that is easier. Running a house is a cakewalk. 90 minutes of cleaning work. Then you play with the kids until dinner. Sorry, the equal work argument won't fly.

You've never raised kids full time, have you?

Theoretical parenting over here

Depends on the retirement plan. I recently rolled $30,000 from my 401k into my retirement plan.

Get a decent high paying job. I would rather do regulatory work with friendly co-workers than raise my little bastards.
I mean, it'll be a bitch if/when we divorce but at least the kids are better off learning from her and not being molested by strangers.
Let's be realistic

Sexual tyrannosaurus

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I don't mind work. kids are irritating, dirty, and don't shut up

But thats WRONG retard...

gb2 reading your Admiralty Flags and the Sovereign Citizen.

I'll second this. I did the single dad of 2 kids for 5 years while working full time. Get organized and it's a piece of cake. Anyone who says different is sandbagging.

yeah and if niggers could fly they wouldnt have to steal bikes you cocksucking faggot

>I've seen people who have kids, didn't look hard.
Well you could be Asian and have 10 family members living with you who take care of the kids too I guess.

Your kids old enough to feed, clean, wash and take care of themselves I assume? Otherwise you are full of shit.

This is incorrect.

I don't think you understand what he means by common law.

naw you're wrong. in a lot of states the law favors whatever loser made less money, even if its the guy. my sister makes 300K/year plus bonuses as a VP. her fucktard first husband collects fucking palimony payments from her because he was a blue-collar construction guy, and when he got a taste of real money he went full retard and quit his job, announced he was gonna be a pastry chef, took classes and got a pastry chef degree, then decided he didnt want to be a pastry chef and decided he wanted to be a rock climber and buy a $100K boat. obviously my sister got sick of this bullshit real fast and divorced him, and the shameless fucking pussy took her to court to get her money to continue his no-work, fuck around lifestyle.

these "men's rights" faggots you hear about these days make me sick. fucking crybabies who don't realize men have everything including the divorce payout if they want it.

Lol, your wife is total shit. If you don't get your wife to do more than 1 hour of chores per day, you have utterly failed at marriage.

prenup means nothing in current year unless you own property. just dont get married, srs theres literally no benefit for a guy and all benefits for female.

>you have to keep paying
>she doesn't have to keep cleaning/cooking.

much equality

It all has to do with filing taxes jointly.

See, if the wife stays at home and earns 0$, and the husband works a respectable job, chances are he will earn at least twice the base deductible. Being married, when he files taxes, he "splits" his taxable income with his spouse.

Therefore, at least half of his pension is not legally his.

this tbh

Go to bed faggot

those comments

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