Hi Yea Forums, I am a total fucking retard

>game

Hes not very smart. He just has a system, hey your cute, do you have a boyfriend? (Regardless of what she says) Want my number?

Milfs are nice but I like mature milfs. My friend's mom is in her mid to late 40s but looks really fucking good. Shell come by to see me but play it off like she's saying hi to him. The first time I saw her I asked my friend If that was his girlfriend cuz I had a feeling she was a cougar. She goes to hug him and then winks at me when he couldn't see her face.

You should try to smash that old pussy

Lol ik but he's become a better friend these last few years. We served on the same sub when we were in the Navy. Hes the manager where we work and he helped me get the job so I'd feel shitty about that. His mom came in to bring us lunch and she had to remind me that she was his mom lol. I followed her out and lit up a cig as I watched her drive off. Me trying to be sexy for her.. hoping shell come back soon

I am an out of shape, 36 year old man with two girlfriends who know about each other and one official side chick, who does well on tinder and pof.

Dating apps are easy if you know what you're doing. 1 pro tip: never swipe on a girl who rates 4 and below or 8 and higher on the 1-10 scale. Too ugly isnt worth your time and too attractive is usually fruitless.

>m-my ex was mean guys
Kill yourself, you literal eternal beta fucking loser holy shit. Go blame your lack of life on a woman, you absolute clown

This. Also don't procreate.

Got any more tips, pham?

>t. Pays alimony

1: never let them know where you live or work. They are short term and disposable.
2: your first approach better be perfect. You are almost literally one of a million prospects. Set yourself apart. Look at the profile and pics, figure her out, then make the perfect pitch.
3: you profile needs to be generic enough to fit a broad range of women but also unique and full of subtleties. Most of these women are pretending to be something they arent, so you do the same.
4: extend your radius as far as you can and target those further away. Do not shit in your own backyard. Dont wanna be at a restuarant and bump into last weeks date that yours still dangling.