ITT we work on the second death star

How about no thermal exhaust ports this time?
>But, space is a vacuum?

Ask Manny

Hey Vader? I'm going on break. Every four hours, union rules. Don't like it, talk to Johnson, he's the union rep. *flips bird and lights cigarette*

Is anyone else finding the ewoks attractive?

Guys, think something's happening outside

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What’s the protocol on accepting old codes?

benefits? perks? health plan? pensionable?

don't waste my time OP i have alot of prospects.

Hey guys, the Emperor told us the rebels have no chance at doing it again. This one is already fully armed and operational!

Must be space dust. Get back to work

"how come we can design, manufacture and operate an unbelievably powerful laser to destroy planets, but we still haven't developed artificial intelligence to the point it makes us(humans) irrelevant and mere ants in comparison, if we're really serious about our empire"

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and then the Emperor said "I AM THE SENATE" good times.

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So, was the Emperor born that way or nah

Depends, are they flying casual?

Did we close up that convenient outside shaft? So maybe this time the rebel scum doesn't blow up our cool flat ship?

No, accidental mutilation during a botched assassination attempt.

Because AI is only good for design. We still need meat to refine their designs and build the ships. Now shut up and get back to work before I demote you to trash compactor maintenance.

You're the boss, Lord Vader

And don't be jittery as well.

Really? I just thought he was really old. Do you think he’ll talk about it?

>Checkin da quads

QUADS

I once had a friend who went to ask him

HAD

You've earned a promotion for that roll. Congratulations Captain of the D5 Block.

Man why don’t we get any princesses anymore?

I mean I don't think he really cares about his appearance, I guess he was a ginger back in his youth. Don't bring it up though, especially anything about the Jedi, he considers it treason.

former colleague now is employed on endoor. he told me they even have an at-at stationed there.
rebels are so fucked.

It's something to do with Vader's obsession with Skywalker. I tried asking him but he choked me and I almost came in my pants.

I guess you're the boss now quadtrooper

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Actually the admiral of the Q Blocks convinced Vader to replace them with AT-STs instead because of what happened on Hoth

So that answers the question as to why he didn't move on in one of his clones.

You guys hear about Jabba? Some one blew up his sail barge, like 80 people were killed.

Yeah, we always send the new fish to ask him that question. Never gets old. Vader gets so pissed cause the emperor told him he can only mind choke 1 new guy each cycle. Good times, good times..

I heard it was Iceman who did it.

I haven't heard of my buddy on Endor since he messaged me about these weird teddy bear fuckers. Is everything good down there?

Not sand people? Now I've seen everything.

well he send me a pic he took at the landing site last week. looks like they have at least one.

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No way. He's less accurate that the squad that went to Bespin.

Too soon man

Can I go back to that moon. Those creatures at the least can speak enlgish, as well as fly, unlike Wookies.

>Hey g-
[In the time it took for you to read this, a single Culture General Systems Vehicle (GSV) destroyed the entire Empire millitary fleet and installed a benevolent democracy in its place. No need to thank us.]
-GSV "So Much for Subtlety"

I'm sorry, but they are dead. I was there, the inside of the helmet looked like ths inside of a watermelon.

"WHO THE FUCK KEEPS INSTALLING UTP IN THE SERVICE DUCTS?!?!!???!?
I SENT OUT LIKE 4 FUCKING EMAILS TO ALWAYS USE PLENUM!!!!!
IF THIS SHIT HAPPENS ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO HOTH I WILL HAVE VADAR FORCE CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING BOTHANS!!!!"

Hey I can't wait for the new restaurant to open on Deck 420

Huh I guess he was flexing too hard because before last week there were no AT-STs on Endor

Shut up Sergeant. You're gonna have to talk to Vader, not us.

Guys I'm getting the fuck out of here, there were some loud noises and flashing lights coming from the throne room, now alarms are going off? Top it off, that Skywalker kid dragged a humpty dumpty looking crone out of there with him. I'm getting forest moon side asap.

Block J4 already has 7 restaurants already whereas Block Z9 still only has a hot dog stand. It's fucking horrendous.

More raises for us

Little known fact. the tractor beam was shut down due to BSOD but Obi Wan took credit for it anyway.

(on the phone) No... No... No... what do you mean? Wait, what? What?! Theres a pair of Wookie legs sticking out the garbage chute? What? down there?! I swear, if you're fucking around this time I'll have your ass on a platter

lets head for the ferries on deck fourteen. ill also leave.

Retard. Obi-Wan caused the Blue Screen.

Wish Vader could kill him twice.

Top of the mornin' to ya Mr. Vader...
>Oh please call me Darth

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Quit rambling, private. Vader avoids the S blocks for a reason. Now get back to shoveling sand.

Fuck, where the hell am I? All these corridors look the same.

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"Hello, droid repaid service here. How may I help you?"
"Yes uh this droid seems to be malfunctioning. It's repeating the words, 'hairy dude yelling'."

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i heard the rebels are claiming we destroyed planet alderaan and killed like six million people
who the fuck would believe some bullshit like that?

Inferno squad just landed, rebels are fucked!

I got in this turbo lift 17 days ago, it’s like Mr. Bones fucking Wild Ride.

You're not from Naboo, are you? The corridor markings use the Naboo alphabet as tribute to the Emperor.

hey, juuk.
Building a planet destroyer has got me thinking.
You ever think.. you know, that we're the bad guys?

That was Tarkin's greatest victory! All of those Alderaanian traitors deserved to burn and worse. Also, I had been sitting on some Alderaanian ale since my first wedding, shits gonna put my kids through college!

No way. We're wearing the white armour.

yeah...
I guess.

YOU REBEL SCUM!

"Vadar, who is that orange creature from, uh, Earth?"
"That one is called Trump, my lord."
"Excellent. I like his style. Put him in the charge of the shield wall."

no way. think about all the jobs created. were the good guys.

The Rebels are literally terrorists. They ended a LOT of long careers.

"trooper report to sector 11-2B9 for ... um, training ..."

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High profile targets have been spotted both on and above Endor, Stay frosty troopers.

looks like youre allowed to cum in your pants.

Sir it's Urgent a Jedi Has been spotted on the.construction site!

SIR YES SIR

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Who cares? Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

"Han, I'm scared to ask your friend because I want to keep my arms but how does he wipe his ass without leaving dingleberries on?"

Jedi? Bullshit ... Why dont you go report it to section 4? Oh, wait, we haven’t built section 4 yet! It’s not there, just like your imaginary Jedi. Dumbass. Go stand around somewhere, GTFO.

just ask him
HRAAAHH RAHH RURRHH WHRUAAHHH
(what the hell do you mean 'wipe'?)

"Dude that Imperial Guard is totally into me."

High ranking officials have been seen talking to those Red Sentinels, I just got new orders to head to Jakku, boys, DSMK2 might be compromised.

I heard the trash compactor is empty in 30 minutes.
Go get that pussy my dude

Did anyone else notice the entire fleet speed to the other side of the moon?

youtube.com/watch?v=SzWiHQs7vIY

Whoever said that this was a "fully operational battle station" ought to get force choked and thrown into the core. Not even the coffee machines works around here, man!

No you're a towel

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"Have you seen the new leak of Princess Leia in the nude?"
"Yeah, some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's… it's quite a thing to see…"
"What was that?"
"Oh that's probably a leak of Oola they promised."

...

Don't you know anything about droids? Fucking recruits.

I jerry-welded some metal debris over it. The foreman was on FMLA and the administrator wouldn't file my petition because she said it was engineering's thing.

Fake and gay

Tell him to push it back down and get the other wookies to work. On the double.

>jerry-welded
Fuck off Jerry

Any substance to the rumors about Lord Vader and Princess Leia?

Vadar = Trump
Leia = Ivanka

What do you think?

I heard he had her in like a dungeon or something and used the BS-DM 69 droid on her. Dark, man ...

I know for a fact he invited her to dinner one time, but some scruffy guy and a goddamned wookie were there, too, so I dunno. It was weird. That was also back when he got the idea of inviting a bunch of bounty hunters in.

Can you believe that guy? He actually blasted that wookies ass and now the entire compartment smells of burnt molten wookie ass fur. Degenerate

Something weird about the time and length of her interrogations and the fact that he insists upon conducting them alone and without interruption. I also hear he kept reporting that she resisted the interrogation so well that he'd have to interrogate her again... and again.

Damn man, that's really dark. I wonder if Vadar used the IT-O with a dildo instead of a needle.

I Heard he drugged her and was putting deathsticks out on her nipples

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

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Damn man. That's one hell of a daddy issue.

no dude that was just a dude from planet watermelon

>Planet Watermelon
As known as Nigger Planet

"have you seen those new T-16's?"

...

'You know what sucks about being a slave?
They make you work a lot and don't pay you anything.'

What do you mean 'work on it?' You mean work aboard, work on construction, work on destroying? You know, that kinda shit will get you killed in space.

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Will the laser be powerful enough to destroy Amy Schumer?

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I need to change my job.

I know you think you're being clever, but you're actually retarded
Sory to be the one to tell you anin, but somebody has to, and your parents have already given up

Should I play Space Engineers? This whole thread makes me want to play Space Engineers.

No

Yeah, is right: Get back to work.

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Revenge of the quaddsssss