Guy dies but then doesnt because technology and fights evil

Battle of Los' Angeles.

Lmao what

After carefree teenager Jay (Maika Monroe) sleeps with her new boyfriend, Hugh (Jake Weary), for the first time, she learns that she is the latest recipient of a fatal curse that is passed from victim to victim via sexual intercourse. Death, Jay learns, will creep inexorably toward her as either a friend or a stranger. Jay's friends don't believe her seemingly paranoid ravings, until they too begin to see the phantom assassins and band together to help her flee or defend herself.

Girl with dragon tattoo?

Spirited Away

No

Too obvious

Oooo probably this

OK I'll try again
Robot comes from the future to protect a kid named John Connor so he can lead a revolution in said future

Really?

Independence day

One of the Jason kinos?

OOO OO I GOT IT IT"S ROBOCOP

you got it

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> 3 guys want to party
> want fuck
> offer to buy booze 4 party
> do it but only 1/3 gets puss
> mildly bad

It follows right?

Mars Attacks
Alien
Aliens
et cetera

shitty description. A good description is vague but only describes one film.

Gone Girl

>A gang of beaners chimp out and kill a fellow beaner
>It's the wrong beaner
>But even if they killed the right one, it would have technically been the wrong one
>Because this is a sequel with a different lead actor

No

It was really that obvious?

there are like 100 movies with such plot

Superbad

superbad

Superbad

Nigger gets busted by the law

It was Mars attacks lol

Fuckin niggers

Yes, only movie I have ever seen or heard of with STD demons lmao

Yes. Here's another
Guy meets this kind of crazy guy after his apartment blows up and they start a club where guys can fight each other then they start causing mayhem around the city

>Two men play Dance Dance Revolution years before it was even invented
>Is this Jewish trickery or just some gypsy magic?
>An older woman commits statutory rape
>All in all, a morally confused film
>Sometimes you can't see the Forest for the trees

>space
>chimps
>baby

>spend 9 hours returning jewelry
>the end, but not really

Starship Troopers

4 metrosexual guys one possibly gay atleast bi get signed a record deal to play music all across the world.

>dog
>scientist
>magazine

tron

>Be me, single father with two digit IQ
>Not surprisingly, I'm black
>My son dresses like a gang member and almost gets kicked out of school
>Like most blacks, I drive like a fucking retard and practically kill a bunch of people whenever I'm behind the wheel
>Eventually, I meet this big, scary motherfucker.
>He turns out to be a BeeGees fan.

Almost Famous

>2 people love each other
>lots of people go swimming
>the bad kind
>lady betrays man in the end
>old lady now

Third planet of the apes movie, the originals.

Bohemian Rhapsody

No

Yes.

Fight club obvious

>be bad guy
>steal lady
>Stockholm Syndrome
>not actually bad guy
>dance

2001: A Space Odyssey

Nope

Titanic

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>men in the woods
>banjo
>oink

So a guy who's a criminal investalligator has to find two girls that have been kidnapped and drugged by some creepy old bitch and her mentally retarded son.

>Donald trump helps little boy
>other stuff

Yee

>Thor has had enough of your shit
>And now you're fucking dead, old man
>But so is he
>Probably not the Thor you're thinking of

Titanic

Yessir

The Chase
The Transporter
House of Flying Daggers

lots of films match this one

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

how could you guys not get this

Beauty and the Beast

Deliverance

Deliverance

Home Alone 2

yep

Probably this

the one might be kinda hard.

>big ol' red tub
>Murica must find
>defector
>red stuff again
>evacuate tub
>defector goes to Murica

I hope that's not it because if you got it right, it's a lie, not a vague description. The Beast didn't steal her, she volunteered to be there.

>main characters scream each other names a lot

A bug in a typewriter causes the High Sparrow to lose his mind. Oh, and Bilbo's in it.

none of you will ever get this one..

So there's a big ship, it hits an iceberg and sinks.

Prisoner

>booze on the computer
>flamethrower

Pedo takes his gf to watch a scary movie.
They are actually, in the movie, in the movie.
They piss off outside because it's too convoluted to handle, or whatever.
Maybe it was just a dream, who knows?

>A-ha-ha-ha-haaaa

Not initially

Poltergeist 2

The Hunt for Red October

>Cheap UFO
>invisible brain monsters
>pet tiger

>game show
>brother
>dance scene

Yes, finally someone remembers the movie.

yay, Red October! nice job user

Titanic was already said

Bride of Chucky

You made it too easy, user.

nope

A green guy and an annoying animal go on an adventure. Green guy becomes hero despite being kind of a dick.

blues brothers

Cyborg

Shutter Island?

Shrek, or
The Grinch Stole Christmas

no

The Thing

shrek

Nope

Guy wants to work out, but gets into a fight cause some other guy doesn't like his clothes.

yep

Winner.
Loser.

Never back down

>Be me, stupid American
>Have the great idea to move to an island controlled by drug lords
>Live there with no medicine or contact with the outside world
>Act surprised when something goes bad

>leg problem
>army
>aids

requiem for a dream

Forrest Gump. Too easy

>Can only move diagonally

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Robocop

no

well technically yeah, but not what i had in mind.

>priest
>puking up organs
>catchy theme

yes

>monster
>wolverine
>hang over

Chinks fighting up a tower

would that be the exorcist? Ive never seen it so a random guess

>Giant shark kills my friend.
>This is my son now.
>Pirates.
>My son is dead.
>You win this time, shark.

nope

>Niggers are bad
>Wait, maybe they're okay
>Nevermind

the raid

Bishop?

American history X

Beach

American history x lol

black panther?

American History X

>fuck you
>no fuck you
>wrestling

Well done

This isn't a movie, this is literally real life.

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Transormers 5

>jerry curl
>burger
>bible

Winrar! Worst movie adaptation ever. The book is awesome, though. Read it.

war of the roses?

Hint: Motorcycles

Pulp Fiction

pulp fiction

No

Don't worry it's a glitch

>Natalie Portman gets naked.
>Fuck this is a long commute.
>Fuck you, mom. We're going home
>Dead kid.
>Let's get back on a train.

yes!

too fast too furiouses?

>A shadowy overlord departs
>His vassals behave erratically in his absence
>A depraved psychopath mutilates his victims with a screwdriver before murdering them in cold blood.
>An ominous Machine God hovers overhead, reveling drunkenly in his power. Innocent lives are lost en masse in a scene of genocide evoking imagery of the Old Testament.
>All hope is lost in this kafkaesque nightmarescape
>Or is it?

correct

Two murderers from New Jersey hit the big time, then lose everything.

>America built the wall
>gotta sneak into the US
>octopus
>i love you

>golden oldies

nope

>oink
Fucking lost it there

I have been posting this one for like a year now and no one has solved it, even though I think it should be really obvious.

>Nerdy underage b& girl doesn't understand whose fingers to fuck.
>Pedobear kidnaps her little loli sister
>Nerdy girl falls in love with a different rapist
>A comedy

>Chris Rock is really bad at catching chickens.

cats vs dogs

Nope Punch Party try this
Guy drives a taxi
Meets young hooker
Meets hot blonde
Is going to assassinate a politician
Kills drug dealers
Are you talkin to me

>outer space
>kidnapped princess
>robots
>sword battles
>everyone needs a drink
>not star wars

Question: What must we do?
Answer: Die!

Trumps pee pee with hookers?

>A mental patient and a woman spend an entire movie chasing a fake lead.

>Teenage boy is horny as a motherfucker
>Goes on adventures with four legged sidekick
>They eat some pussy together

Space Balls?

I just posted random word to see if someone would come with a thing, so I guess you win

spaceballs

I've watched it 15 or so years a go so I don't remember it so good. I really like the rest of Danny Boyle's movies. The dude that did Ex Machina and Annihilation wrote the novel so I'll read it for sure

nope
>radioland

Moichandising.

The Life Aquatic

Young girl drops house on woman and then conscripts four special needs strangers to help in organ doner scam

12 Monkeys?

Not Spaceballs.
A few years older than Spaceballs.

yuuuup

Lol, And I didn't even know if that was the name of a movie. We both win.

Conspiracy Theory

Born in East L.A. (takes quite a stretch of the imagination to match the description, but it's all I've got)

...with Steve Zissou. Yes.

Milo and Otis?

>Born in East L.A.
nope

Decent guess, but no. The pussy really does refer to a girl.

>A nigger takes a white man's cock into one of his orifices off camera
>John McClane is pissed the fuck off
>This other white guy doesn't have a sign out front that says "Dead nigger storage"
>And this definitely isn't the movie you're thinking of

Need guesses.

Bubbleboy?

Lethal Weapon?

hint: Music is my life

Ooh ooh ook
>all of them

Ray?

" We're in possession of miscommunication "

No. How did you get that from the description?

No

Nigger pukes moths

>Be bald
>Roommate fucks with my meds
>Fuck roommate.
>Blowfeld gets jealous.
>Meet black guy.
>Girlfriend dead
>Car chase.
>Sunrise.
>That wasn't Star Wars.

My man

I thought I remembered a dog.

Not even close.

Candyman, or
Silence of the Lambs

Pulp Fiction?

Flash Gordon?

>Be a drug dealer.
>Government tries new way of controlling crime.
>Why whitey gotta keep me down?
>Dual wield AK47s
>Drug dealer is hero.

Cool Hand Luke

The green mile

The Green Mile

Very close, both in actors and time released.

No.

Is a comedy.

Right you are

cmon need more guesses

>big shark eating kids
>boat isn't big enough
>uss Indianapolis story
>kill the shark by blowing it up

>See weird shit in the jungle.
>Meet a bunch of mentally ill people.
>Kill a fuck ton of cops and US soldiers
>Become Iron Man.

first blood

Reservoir Dogs

nope
its a sequel

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Pedo takes his gf to watch a scary movie.
They are actually, in the movie, in the movie.
They piss off outside because it's too convoluted to handle, or whatever.
Maybe it was just a dream, who knows?

>A-ha-ha-ha-haaaa

A man who is a bat but also a man, manbats around a shitty city and fights hilarious villains. Nipples.

back to the future

Slopes on a porch

Jaws

Reservoir Dogs

Completely guessing on that one but it reminds me of K BILLY super sounds of the 70s with Steven Wright.

Oh, someone just guessed it. Too lazy to delete this.

Donnie Darko

Wizard of oz obviously

Lord of the Rings trilogy

> (You)
>Donnie Darko

No

>Mm I hope this blonde shows her pussy again
>That's a really big booger.
>That black chick is nowhere near as hot as that blonde.
>Screw you, taxi guy.
>In space, no one can hear you breath

Nope Shark Boat

Beetle Juice?

nope
Last hint:
>chainsaw duel

No, this was a new movie.

The Fifth Element

What is... about a hundred movies?

Not sure how you got that.

A Boy And His Dog

enders game

this guy everyone hates but is great

YES!

>A wamen is a pilot
>movie plot is boring
>stronk wamen
>dislikes manuscripts

>you lookin at me?
>lola Michelle Pfeiffer

>Professor McGonagall is sad
>Rain Man tries to kill Mork
>It was all a dream.

Boy Named Sue?

Total Recall

>Be faggot
>Be nigger
>Be space

>midget has to destroy a piece of jewelry

Scarface

No

Lord of the Rings

Mission Impossible?

Winner.

LotR

Time for an easy one

>The kike from Jurassic Park mouth rapes a loli until she's comatose
>Her mom dies. LOL!
>The father goes out and kills a bunch of niggers
>Cops don't arrest him, because it's only niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

...

No, but I actually fucked up- its a loli Jodie Foster

Motel hell

US navy wins a board game against aliens

>be ninja
>be spice
>be smiling sniper

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That's not a movie. Holy fuck, you don't even get the thread.

In that case it's Taxi Driver, and the line is actually "You talkin' to me?"

nope
>chainsaw duel
>golden oldies
>music is my life
>sequel

Thriller?

>This man is not dead.

Nope Midget Ring Destruction Service

Guys wife killed brutally
Handicapped Son gets kidnapped
Tries to rescue son with retarded friend.

>A puppet fights other puppets to save the puppet world.
>Not a comedy.

The Patriot?

The Dark Crystal

>Nigger and white guy talk about burgers, boss gets raped

Team America

Is this like a personal attack or something?

Pulp Fiction

I hope I'm wrong, because this would be a good trick question

Yes.
No.

>for you

No

Oceans 11

>Two black guys really like working fast food.
>Abe Vigoda.

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Finding nemo

>Be me, movie star in big budget movie
>Actor I killed 10 years ago in film by same director is now fucking my wife
>Actress who plays my daughter gets raped by a pedo off camera

serbian film

Ha! That's a clever one.

slingblade

Memento?

>Move into haunted house
>Ghosts.jpg
>We're the real ghosts

win

>Brendan Fraser plays a fish out of water.

The Others

>hide teh movie
>ctrl+c summary
>ctrl+v to Yea Forums
>big hide

The Others

Winner!

Blast from the past

>It gets foggy
>Go to a store

booty and the beets

Tarzan

akira

I think I'm gonna give some clues on unsolved ones.

Hero is a musician. Or at least, travels with a guitar case
Forest means Forest Gump, as in Tom Hanks. How does no one know this one? Is Yea Forums all zoomers now?
Is an animated film
Is set in America and then Vietnam
Is also animated.
Rapist isn't actually a rapist, just a bully she falls in love with after he threatened to rape her.
Stars six of the same actors as Pulp Fiction

No
Yes

the mist

finally win

>volunter to be there
>still stockholm syndrome
autismic

your name

Yep

>Mentally ill electronics expert.
>Middle ages fight scene.
>Ruin TV courtroom drama of century
>Kyle Gas reads a book.

it was akira

No.

neglected australian autist is unleashed into the public, where he discovers the trials and tribulations of life. he eventually murders two cunts, but his friends safe him, and he marries a chick with the fattest tits on the planet.

You are really bad at this, vague not riddles

Big?

The Cable Guy

Oddly enough, the last clue is what gave it away

Sin city

Full Metal Jacket

Be me
Likes to be om time
My tooth hurts
Best friend is a bloody ball

Goofy?

Crocodile Dundee
Yes
Yes
Good guess, but no.
They are vague. You're just shit at guessing.

Journey to the center of the earth

Yes.
Cast Away

man tries to do better for himself

life has no overarching moral logic, so he dies

also his wife dies, and a dude in a gas station dies, and some mexicans die

Lol winner.

No.

Gee, that sounds like every Brendan Fraser role ever.

Blast from the Past
School Days
Monkey Bone
Bedazzled
etc

>mermaid
>not very big
>wants legs
>can't talk

Winner!

>fat jewish neo nazi

And yet it hasn't been guessed yet.
Hint: there's a rodent in it.

Marissa Tomei helps a midget save the day.

Frozen?

>Run, Forest, Run!
>Said no one ever
>Twice
>Because this describes two movies. Name both of them, if you can.

>film involves predatory marine animals and extreme weather

Match of the Penguins

George Lopez chases around two innocent children trying to kill them

No country for old men

incorrect

No shit. Because it sounds like every role he has ever played

The term "movie" has been in continuous use since the earliest monochrome silent movies, some of which were only a fraction of the length of the Thriller movie.
Movie just stands for
> "moving pictures",
not necessarily "full-length" motion pictures which you obviously take it to mean.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film#First_motion_pictures

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sharknado

Parents killed by big cat
Likes to climb
Foster mom is very hairy

Elijah wood is a Chad gamer who is #1 in the world

Tarzan

Jungle Book?

Nope Fish Girl

Great, by your logic, commercials are also movies because they contain moving pictures.

The Jungle Book

>Beyonce
>Childish Gambino
>Chef

Desert mammal wants co-workers to remember the day of the week

heck

No one cares

correct!

shark boy and lava girl

>Nigger in oven
>Doesn't die
>Other nigger gets eaten

It was tarzan but fuck jgl book works to

Deep blue sea

Clearly you do, KEK

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If you want to stretch it that far - yes.
But the Thriller MOVIE was made as a movie not an advert. It was produced by a normal crew of movie makers, screened in cinemas, and released in DVD format. You're just butt-hurt because you think that there should be some sort of minimum length for something to be called a movie, but there isn't and there never has been.

Get over it you mard-arsed faggot.

Battleship

Ratatouille?

Correctomundo

Yep
I am over it, autist. You're the one who won't let it go.

Dingle dingle

>Ratatouille?
No. Live action

We Waz Kangs

Small man gets past all the defenders, scores a basket, and topples an entire civilization.

He has help along the way.

This thread is on page 10

new thread here

A team of psychopaths uses magical portals to sneak into children's bedrooms at night

Days of Thunder?

Little Monstes with Howie Mandel?

Monster inc
Good one

nope

Repost these and any other unsolved ones on the new thread