Time for a lonely thread Yea Forums!
>Yea Forums 2013 me
>lonely virgin weeb Yea Forumstard in college
>don't have many friends
>closest friend is a cute blonde christian grill
>problemsolving.exe
>marry her
>haven't been lonely since
>sex is infrequent and shitty
>never have time to watch anime or play vidya anymore because we always have to do what she wants
Remind me why I'm married Yea Forums. Tell me your lonely stories so my resolve to never be lonely again is strengthened,
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Just do your own shit, what is she going to do?
make her watch anime with you
Drop that bitch.
Go to the gym
Be alpha
Go to clubs/raves
Fuck rave sluts
Gf one once you get lazy
Stop watching anime unless it's in the presence of a girl
wait, ONLY in the presence of a girl?
Try to change her. If you're not retarded you can pull it off.
Sort out your pathetic communication skills. You're a sorry excuse for a human
Honestly not bad advice. She mopes and is unhappy for a full day when I don't giver her all my attention, but at this point who the fuck cares haha
She says it's annoying and leaves the room
Honestly it's tempting. I'm good looking ish, but I'm terrified that I'd end up striking out with women and just be a lonely Yea Forumstard again
What have you got to lose? :/
I've been single for like 10 years now. I'm not lonely anymore, I think I grew out of that at some point and gained some forbidden magic power to just be happy with my own company.
Still wouldn't mind a wife and family though, but if I get one it's going to be a back and forth thing, not "do what she wants all the time" thing.
very true
Thanks user. Makes me feel better knowing I might get over it if this doesn't work out
have you passed on your genes yet?
Yeah man, no worries, honestly I've gotten to know myself pretty well and it's been an overall positive experience.
I'd try to work things out with the misses though, let her know you need some you time and try to assert some dominance maybe? Not in a negative or overbearing way, no anger, just calm and stern.
If she's a christian, do remind her of how a man is supposed to be the head of the house as well.
Looks like Satan wants your first born, don't make any deals with this guy.
Nah, I've been smart enough to keep it bagged. She's been been begging for offspring lately though. I'd sell you her firstborn tho satan my buddy
Solid advice. I'll start by trying to just be less of a beta and see where that gets me. I've brought up head-of-the-household stuff before and she "agrees" but her actions show otherwise.
lets assume I'm retarded
Go full hog and commit to it homie, sit her down and talk with her every time she starts sliding into her comfort zone of being the center of the universe. Take her to a southern baptist church and let the preacher preach the shit out of her yo.
>life-long friend crashed at my place 4 years ago while she looked for an apartment when she moved for work
>became fwb, started dating a month later
>want to propose, been looking for a ring for her
this thread is making me really nervous, thanks op
lol honestly my two mistakes were
1) Not having sex with her before marriage. Religion fucked me harder than she does, because I went into it having no idea that sex with her would be so bad. You were fwb, so you should be fine on that front.
2)Being a beta. This is the main problem I've been discussing in the thread, because she steamrolls me so easily. It'll be a problem regardless of who you date though.
I only kinda regret dating my best friend because if it doesn't work out then you lose your best friend. Like, who can you go to about the breakup? But other than that, it's super nice going through life with your best friend.
If you want ring advice lmk man, A family friend taught me everything you could hope to know about it.
Girls who are okay with being fwb usually have some deeper issues.
>deeper
ur one of THOSE people LMFAO
fucking lonely faggots get married to not be lonely anymore only to realize they are even more lonely than they ever have been before with the added responsibilities of taking care of a thot
Holy fuck that redpilled me hard
A man of taste
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I am a little drunk but I think they're turning out alright.
wait are these legit you?
>Be me
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>Be me
Why live?
Yeah lol, I'm making those.
>she steamrolls me so easily
my grandpa was like that, but he let everyone step on him, not just his wife. i'm not an ultra-alpha like my grandma but i definitely take the lead in our relationship
>if it doesn't work out then you lose your best friend
that's always worried me as well, and it's why i never asked her out despite having a crush on her since at least middle school, but given that our relationship has been great so far im glad i've taken the chance
I want to believe, but how could a man make those sounds?
don't beat yourself up user
see
i know it sounds gey but there is someone for everyone and obv girl you’re w right now isn’t for you
>go to club
>actively look for girls
>maybe get w good one first t
>maybe go thru a few
you’ll be happier in the end*
*emphasis on ER
you may not be super happy but i guarantee you’ll be at least more content w life that you are now
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Had a car drive by in the background... Hate living by the highway :/
Also, lots of practice. Lost my voice for an entire day the first time I tried it. I usually hop in vocaroo threads when I see them for practice.
>i definitely take the lead in our relationship
Proud. I really tied to be the leader in my relationship, but my nature took over before long.
>im glad i've taken the chance
That's all that's important bro
You didn't ask about rings, but I'm telling you anyways: Cut and clarity are wayy more important than you would expect. Women think they care about size, but when you see just how shiny and shimmery a good quality diamond is you realize size isn't that big of a deal comparitively. If you go to Zales, Kay, etc. they fuck you on the price for good quality rings. They're all owned by the same people, so they have no competition and can price the rings at whatever they want. Best advice is to go to sites like Bluenile or James Allen and get the stone separately from the band. This ensures you get the best price, and can make it more specific to her tastes. If you get the stone and band from the same place they'll set it for you, or if not you can bring them to a place to have the stone set. It's very important to talk to people there (either on the phone or in the site chat) about your options, because they're very knowledgeable and super helpful for planning.
i assumed you would just be talking about what color stone i should get lol, didnt expect this
thanks for letting me know about those stores, i had no idea it was just an illusion of competition