You have 10 SECONDS to name something dumber than traveling by aircraft

Checked

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fpbp

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This is a blessed thread

Err travelling by Hovercraft obviously.. Durr

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Challenge accepted....

Travelling in the back of a police squad car in cuffs.

Lo
L

That only happens 2 black people

"Air travel is safe, you're more likely to die in a car crash"

Well no shit, ever think that's because more fucking people travel by car than planes?

Also car crashes are rarely fatal, air crashes on the other hand

Of course if this was common knowledge the entire aviation industry would die and cripple the world

not travelling by the safest means possible like aircraft.

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Not massaging your prostate during masturbation

voting to remain in the EU

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Converting to Islam

>Something dumber
That would be you, OP

nah, black people are taken away in a meat wagon

Travelling by zepplin

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CHECKED

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Ban assault aircrafts

op

Czeched

> Being this much of a try hard

Literally hang yourself faggot

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Checked.
Allahu akbar

FPBP

A rigid air ship with naturally safe helium.

what the actual fuck

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Hot Air balloon

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fuck you i didnt want to see that

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Nigga you're retarded.
Even if it is true that the fatality rate of planes in the event of a crash is much higher than that of automobile accidents, the fact is that airplanes crash FAR less often than cars.

Plus most plane crashes happen within 10 minutes of takeoff or landing, a time when surviving a plane crash is much easier considering how close to the ground you are.

>mfw

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meh If the pilot can maintain control of the aircraft, there are ways to "safely crash" basically like a controlled crash to minimize damage and fatalities.
It's been done many times before, it's only when something so fucked up happens that the pilot can no longer control the aircraft that there's a good chance everyone will die.

Replying to this thread

> Google reverse image
> Girl
Kek

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Also the sky is way bigger than a road, and thanks to tower control, planes basically never crash into each other

Voting to leave, voting against the agreement that rules how you leave, voting against sending someone else to negotiate.
Basically, it's a lot of grown-up people throwing up a tantrum that a 5-year-old would be ashamed of.

replying to OP

spaceship

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All because they can't respect the will of the vote..

Gyrocopter, Helicopter, and, ekranoplan. Protip OP is a faggot.

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OP

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Helicopters are quite safe, fag. Unless you are flying a hind

Arguing on Yea Forums

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or a crashhawk

Trying to troll people with this dumbass thread

A what now? Black hawks are quite sturdy nowadays. However russian planes and helicopters. Oh boi...

They weren't in my day. 2002-2005 They had a pitch issue which drove them into the ground nose first. Hence the names like Lawn Dart and Crassh Hawk.

Those idiot dopes on ropes used to bitch about it all the time.

Opposing vaccinations

befriending a muslim

Used to tho. Nowadays they work just fine. The Nh 90 also had a few teething troubles when the first ones were delivered. But nowadays they work just fine.

Traveling by any other means

Trump supporters

Copy Loud and Clear.

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Roger.

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Hanna Reitsch laughs because of your stupidity and your cowardice.

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travel by dynamite?

Eating tide-pods

AOC
This thread sounds like something she would say

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Traveling by car. Nothing save eating horribly will kill you more than auto collisions. Don't be retarded. Air travel is the safest form of travel. Aviation maintenance technicians ground planes if a screw is loose. Redundancy is built in to airframes as well as power plants. If you doubt it you're fucked in the head.

Yea Forums is just as if not more stupid.

Conservative Americans

OP

I love it when I'm getting head and a finger is massaging my prostate.
You have no idea how hard you can come with that...feels good man.
Nothing better than you partner whos ok with shoving a finger in your ass to get you off.

But then again im gay and fags have no problem with a finger in the asshole

lol, allah get.

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Traveling by donkey.

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Soviets were getting fucked until winter came

What a stupid thread topic. Stop being a coward, OP. Go see the world.

Alice? Who tf is Alice?

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Trying to fly an albatross

fucking a goat.
Yea, I thought it was a good idea, but that goat wouldnt cooperate, it turned around and rammed me in the crotch and broke my dick. Now my dick has a kink up in it.

winter always comes so its still retarded to invade the soviet union

Just simply stop drop and rolling in the middle of the street

At night in dark clothes

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Bad idea?
Letting my GF stick her dildo in my ass....felt good.
Now I caught the gay and I can only come with a dick in my ass.

supporting trump

>you
Air travel is one of the safest ways to travel.

staying in one place forever like a biggity bitch

Why hello there

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/thread

Wassup

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Brexit

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Traveling by train

Walking across a street you ignorant fucking moron.

>literally also aircrafts

Not too much, just got back from rolling a bucket of some silver junk on a roof top, drinking a beer to relax.
How about yourself?

About to sleep. Had an assesment today. So had to do a presentation about safety on a festival. Fuckin aced it

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>who knew running out into traffic while jaywalking could be dangerous

Niiiice and congrats! Sounds like you've earned some well deserved rest for a job well done. I always get me some good sleep when I feel like I've had a successful day.

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I can do anything one Thing thats more retarded is being evil

race mixing

By showing a photograph of an airplane and not giving a specific definition of aircraft OP forfeited this result.

>MFW you are a cum gobbling faggot soy boy

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That sucks. Fucked Up a perfectly good airplane.

This! No escape option

That's why you don't let nigger pilot airplanes. Nig nogs landed half way down the runway in the Congo

This, so much more dangerous.

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Voting left, at least on a plane you stand a chance for a future

Heelys

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Vilma?

making this thread OP

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I don’t know why she’s leaving, or where she’s gonna go

check em

Trips

.

planes are pretty safe. even if you have to CRASH land, 70% of people survive.

Traveling by rocket.

Riding your dick down a slalom

this man

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being OP

>voting democrat
>being socialist
>getting married

Kayak, but inter-continental

oh shit somebody said that already, btw check these trips

close enough

FakeTaxi - Brazil Edition

Travel by Gameboy Color.

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This guy, right fucking here.

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no worries...according to AOC, we're going to eliminate all planes and build a railroad to europe.

Musilms

Once the hyperloop gets built it goes 700+ mph, just saying.

>rent a very fast car with no top
>bring lots of cocaine
>tape recorder for special messages
>acapulco shirts
>get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours

Being an American and voting Democrat...

Cp!

>Travelling by zepplin

* zeppilin painted with gunpowder

Gothic Communist

emo while starving in the dark

reminds me of that 'dumb and dumber' quote people unironically say occasionally
>statically you are more likely to get killed on the way to the airport
nigger, everyone who ever died in a plane crash safely made it to the airport, how does that information help anyone?
shit is the dumbest statistic in history

link?

Traveling by aircraft without a pilot.

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>something dumber than traveling by aircraft
OP

Where's this from?

Fuck you. Submarines are safe as hell. Submariner

U are a retard

Being OP

sucking hobo cock.

WOO! Fellow BOOMER!

kys OP

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More like being American and buying into right/left false dichotomy

keep serving your masters, goy.

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This is a bullshit statistic. Lives are not measured in passenger miles. If you examine the statistics based on the time spent traveling then flying and driving come out basically the same. An hour in a car or an hour on a plane have the same risk of death.

incorrect

Actually, they're measured in miles in BOTH samples. It's okay to admit you're wrong, yknow. People learn every day. Are you refusing to learn?

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this

in winter

Giant seahorses

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This is fact. I work for the airline industry btw.

You

OP refuses to better himself and learn so he didn't respond to my post. sad as fuck

Being liberal.

This

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circumcision

Democrats.

Caring about political affiliation this much

Traveling by big pile of razor blades.

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Nig nogs are incapable of doing anything that requires any real mental/technical capability.

Wrong they have bean known to crash against each other cause they can't see each other dumbass.

Both Russia and USA have secret radar resistant silent nuclear subs so radar won't do shit.

Have fun being stuck down in crushing depth after your sub faults without a jetseat escape like kursk you fucking faggot

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>>Caring about political affiliation this much
>Implying liberalism is simply a political affiliation rather than a mental disorder

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Traveling by sticking your dick in a Sarcastic Fringehead.

Pic related is a Sarcastic Fringehead.

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Love it when people use the word "dichotomy". Makes it easy to identify the retard in the room.

Projection much? Sounds like you're rather obsessive. Is all you can do just remarking "pwning da libs xd"?

OP

Yeah because when they see you not understand what dichotomy means and you sperg out they clearly view you as retarded.

mental disorder vs mental retardation, not sure which is worse. one you can overcome with therapy I suppose.

Traveling by hitting yourself on the head over and over in the head with a hammer.

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lol rekt

>Electronic warfare (EWAR) decreases the enemy's effectiveness in battle using electronics-based modules. It is often categorized as a "force multiplier" because, without actually dealing any direct damage, EWAR can make a fleet several times more dangerous than it otherwise would be.

>There are four basic kinds of electronic warfare:
>Electronic Counter Measures (ECM, or "jams")
>Weapon disruption (Tracking and Guidance Disruption)
>Remote Sensor Dampening ("damps")
>Target Painting

Traveling by high tension power line.

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Dubdubs checked

Letting a woman be the pilot

Don't worry, those crocs will keep her grounded.

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Why? Does it rustle your jimmies?

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Grenade juggling.

1. Traveling not by aircraft
2. Your mom

Are you on drugs? My jimmies aren't rustled and I'm not a leftist. wtf.

Accurate government statistics. Way safer to travel by plane.

You were a misquote.
Other guy's rustled.

Accurate government statistics. Way safer to travel by plane.

OP is either a mong or an incel.

God is Great, my man. checked!

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The amount of people doing either is irrelevant to the statistic of it being safer to be in an airplane than a car. The proportion of people who die in crashes is relevant, and it's much lower for airplanes.

were you there the day some dude dumped a ton of these?

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Listening to dubstep.

driving an automobile

not really lol

OP. There, that's a lot dumber.