Ask a female user

you were say?

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I meant saying shit I havent slept in days

Can you show us your hair?

is that some sort of kink?

No? I’m just curious, I’ve seen your thread before and you never have hair showing. Is it very short? Take a picture from the back if you want to hide face?

I had it in a bun, I don't like hair on my back or neck when I'm just laying at home, it's down to my ass when straightened, right now it's a bit wavy

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Is it true that you have a hole up the middle?

And little people come crawling out?

THAT'S FREAKY !

Ooooh, that explains it. It’s a very beautiful shade of blonde by the way.
Natural?

I dyed my hair a lot so It's not the actual natural shade but I am natural blonde (I decided to keep it blonde and grow it out as long as I can, Just an experiment, I don't think I've been to a salon in like 5 years)

> why the hell do you browse Yea Forums ?
> like really, women just have to go out to a bar and shout *who wants to fuck* no matter what they look like, to have like tripple the fun you could possibly achieve browsing this bukkit of shit called Yea Forums.

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Genuine question: Do you masturbate to fantasy (including porn, literotica, just daydreaming etc) or to memories of having sex?
As a guy I find it’s generally the latter. I’ll start off with porn or something but usually end up thinking about that one time I did X with Y...
Curious if it’s different in a female mind. And it’s an awkward question to ask female friends lol

3 different reverse image search plugins , no results

> off to an okay start. still don't trust you ....

may i ask wich fucking shit part of this shitty planet you come from.

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I can't go to a bar (Im 18 but most of the bars here are 21+ because alcohol and the only bars that arent are gay bars (which I'm not mad at, there's actual straight guys or bi guys I met that were interested but I rarely go out because I have crippling seizures))

>that one time I did X with Y

You mean that moment when you made your sister's ken barbie doll fuck barbie?

I do the same yeah, I look at a type of porn I'm in the mood for and then once it gets to a part I don't like I close my eyes and just imagine the time I was with someone and the idea just kinda...finishes it lol

Pretty much the reason why girls do anything. Just for attention.

America , that's all I'm going to say

eat shit and die, slut

> I can't go to a bar (Im 18 but most of the bars here are 21+ because alcohol
> posts tits on 4 chan instead
> nigga what ?
> seriously wich fucking shithole country you live in ?

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anyone who posts anything on the internet is doing it for attention wym???

Do you have a Snapchat? I can drop mine in the thread so you’re not flooded

there you go
its lardistan as expected kek

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There's no winning, guys on here say post tits to prove you're a girl, then when you post tits they act like it's for attention. lol gtfo

How many dicks have been in your mouth?
Pussy?
Ass?

Oh please, like anyone on Yea Forums is fit.

Nice dubs

uuuu ruh roh

>anything on the internet is doing it for attention
being this retarded. people who post pics or throw themselves into your feed do it for attention. some people do it just to fuck around and laugh

lol sure

Not willing to answer?

i just pointed out the fact that posting tits instead of getting drunk illegally is literally dumb, i.e. i wanted to say: *shit girl get drunk and don't post your fucking knockers on the net*

> get what iam saying ?

Is this really Op? Hard to tell these days

Rating dicks?

I’d wager I qualify

I can't drink alcohol also bc of health reasons one sip of anything alcoholic and I'm fuckin blacked out

yeah. it is, just look at the Number lol

No, sorry

You’re doing a shit job at answering all the questions

lol whatever barba al collo

What

I have a shit connection

Do you have an accent?

More tits?

> i hate to say that
> yolo

dammit i never drank so much in my life but fucking believe me get something else, smoke some weed or shit like that and since you are living in murrica stop by the next marine point and ask the medic for some painkillers. Thats the shit i've done, the medic will get the intention of why you ask for it if you tell the truth and then tell you to shut up about it.
Go out there get high enjoy life have some hard sex and don't regret it .....

you have only one life girl.
mark my words.

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oh good lol a burner snapchat is a good idea Imma do the same bc I don't want stalkers (I mean you know what they say, stranger danger)

A good way to filter internet friends for sure, lemme know if you add me

Would hook you up to an industrial milking machine/10

I do smoke weed lol I don't think there's any marine points around where I live

do you have a femine penis? if not you're not the type of female i have interest questioning

I'm 6'4" with a good job but I'm cursed with this. Would you marry someone like me?

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BIG BLACK COCK WORSHIP
TRY IT PLEASE
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND MASTURBATE TO BBC PORN. IT IS HEAVENLY

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If every other guy will turn me down, sure :)

when did you start masturbating and how?

So more tits or what

YES WELL HMM HOWS NY WIFUE

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I'm sorry....I mean I'm gonna have to decline , I don't think you'd even be able to put that in any pussy (but I guess maybe look for girls who are into that. sometimes size does matter and sometimes girls like small pps

I could not agree more

>HOWS NY WIFUE
Is that even english?

lmao I thought I had life problems

that was kind of my reaction aswell...

What’s your bra size

Are you a virgin? Serious question

Spread your ass. Show your holes or GTFO.

38 DDD

OP you never answered

No, I'm not a virgin

I think maybe 5 dicks , no pussy , ass 1 lmao

...

wait oh you meant how many in the thing lol I misunderstood, maybe 5 for dicks for the first 2 and 1 for the last one lmao

>not a virgin
>zero dicks in pussy
Please tell me there’s a story here

Texas?

nope

Fuck
But nice dubs

Did you like anal? Are you single

Sorry I just misunderstood im abit high

ty :)

Weed? Do you do other drugs?

Do you like cream pies

Ever met up with user

I didn't like it, it hurt and it was more of a guy pushing me to do it (I was young and just went along with it because I was scared so it wasn't a good way of losing my anal virginity)

How do you find so many dicks?

Digits

I smoke weed and that's it, I don't like to mess with other drugs because I already have epilepsy, weed is more of medicine (but it sure is fun as well)

Oh my fucking god, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

No way is that real!

So are you single

im a whore you idiot

So yay or nay on cream pie

I am.

wow its retarded too

I used to do it but then I got off of my birth control because it was effecting my health so I use condoms so a creampie is out of the situation lol but I did like it

Lol

it's italian you uncultured neckbeard

Do you have an amazon wishlist or would you take some paypal to make some vids for me?

no but I guess guys like big girls? (I never understood it either)

take your meds faggot

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Sorry I'm going to have to decline

No u

Why are there so many whore flocking over to the site. whores arent welcome here, stay where youre worshipped by male feminists. or at least be like the gaddafi girl who isnt a fucking whore who shows off her tits.

No but I actually should take my medicine rn, I think I forgot to

>women trying to be funny
off yourself loser

Ew male feminists

who said I was trying to be funny.

its so bad I cant even tell. just pretend youre a man and it wouldnt sound so retarded

Sorry I already have the fact I'm a girl on the actual thread so....

I'm marrying one into the US right now

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OP here
I hate white boys with a burning passion. They make me dryer than the Sahara desert. And speaking of the Sahara desert, I'm going to wander out there alone in Hope's of getting my tight ass raped and blown open
Thanks,
OP

Come back when you're black bred because I'd love to be your cuck!