Hello everyone. I plan too commit suicide this weekend. I need to be taught how. I’m not here for encouragement...

Hello everyone. I plan too commit suicide this weekend. I need to be taught how. I’m not here for encouragement, pity or suggestions to livestream it. I just want genuine helpful suggestions which will make the last few moments of my life as least painful as possible - I deliberately speak to you fine gentleman knowing that you are the only people I can trust not to try change my mind. Thank you in advance. Pic unintentionally related

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i'm going to call bullshit because you could have googled it. if you want, i'm willing to talk to you
if you just forgot google existed, then go there. if you plan to use a firearm then don't do the think where you put it in your mouth; you can survive and be disfigured for the rest of you life. aim for the side of the head
personal request: donate your organs so they won't be wasted, it's not like you need them anyways, and it's free

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Can you send all your money to my paypal first? I mean, it's kind of a waste otherwise.

No bullshit, every time I search on google it’s fake articles with a Christian agenda alongside a fucking 24 hour hotline. The few decent resource aren’t going into the details I’m hoping to receive from you - help me please

Nah but I plan on maxing out my credit cared before hand and buying a car for mum (mother’s day 31st) - i don’t know how HSBC will react to that but it’s worth an opportunity to make someone significant to me very happy

I live in UK so no guns - I was hoping painless so maybe buy a helium canister?

I’m big into my drugs - would a big enough dose of a strong opioid be strong enough to kill me before I suffer the horrible effects afterwards

if you have access to a firearm then there you go. If you're mindful of others you should do it at the parking lot of a police station.
If no firearms you should OD on Benzo, works better if you take it while drunk. Don't do this at the parking lot since they'll find out and may be able to save you.
It'll probably just remind her of you and she'll end up getting rid of it.

huh, you're right. they must have changed it
i'm willing to help can you at least tell me this is your last option or what's going on? this doesn't feel like helping someone.

Valium and Xanax is one call away - do you know how much I would need and would an overdose on these result in any suffering?