Post your secrets and confessions in the thread my dudes

Post your secrets and confessions in the thread my dudes

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I started to make fake accounts of a girl I know on dating websites, just to see what kind of DM's they get first off. It's incredibly hot to see guys immediately start off with something sexual, knowing that guys see her like that. I like to egg them on and see how far they go as well.

I want to sleep with my sister in law, I'm just not sure how to approach her. She flirts and last night outside in the dark she complemented a,haircut of mine she couldn't see. Her man doesn't say good things to her and I always compliment her and I can tell she likes it. I'm just worries if it doesn't go right, she could tell my Gf... Help me user

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

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My grandma molested me when I was 6. Ive never told anybody. Also about 4 years ago my uncle was locked up for the same thing. He molested a 13 yr old girl he coached .

Bifag here, I showered with my gf's super cute 9yo nephew earlier today, was kinda fun

I might be trans and I fucking hate it.

i lie to me, i lie to my wife and i lie to my two children every day.
i don't love my wife anymore now for 2 years but i stay for the two children.
dont want to hurt wifey and childs with divorce.
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don't have the balls to divorce, or even thinking to start ALL over again.

Medicfag I really enjoy seeing underage pussy and tits in my ambulance. Been blown by one of my drug seeking patients on the way to the hospital, told her I would give her morphine and just gave her saline right as we pulled up telling her it was the good stuff. Nothing exciting since they put cameras in the front of bus.

Sometimes I bump threads

I grew up seeing my dad try to kill my mum and abusing her nearly everyday for months and hurting us if we got in the way too even if we begged and screamed and cried and it was horrible

The thing is he still lives with us and he hasn't done anything for years and the rest of my family (I have two little brothers both under 13) accept him and love him but I can't bring myself to do that yet I don't understand myself or whether I'm justified or not, I can't tell my psychiatrist this because my mother says he might report it but it's why I'm suicidal and why I have really violent impulses sometimes

I've tried to kill myself before too I'm so angry that it didn't work but I haven't tried again because I haven't had a good opportunity

I don't know how I'm meant to feel or if someone like me who wants to kill and hurt people deserves to live, it's not something like OCD because those are intrusive thoughts you don't want and hate, but I actually do want them sometimes

It's hard and if you've got any advice anons go ahead it'd be nice :)

Bump

You sick fuck....

I know, I need help

A couple of years ago,I stole someone's severed hand from the scene of a pretty bad car accident.
I took it home and put it in a jar.
I threw it in a pond at a local park after two weeks,it had started to decay and smell really bad.

I bet you also have sex in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation...you bastard

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

Did they let you watch?

Once in a while, it's always consensual too

Married with three kids 25 years. I jerk off for random dudes in the internet and want to get pounded hard in the ass from a huge cock. Wife would definitely not be into it

Everything in this thread is copypatsa

Have fun filling out your own dossier for the gov.

I didn't make popcorn and pull up a chair, they did it in the bathroom with the door open so I casually had a few glimpses. I got a good view of the results though

No pics taken secretly?

Nah, I've seen her naked lots of times before though

greentext?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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No you didn't.

You're just traumatized... I have ocd and sometimes I want revenge cause it wouldn't have gotten bad without abuse in my life... And ptsd can look similar btw. Hope my random Muslim opinion helps

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You should see the best option for you, your mother already made her shitty choices on life, and both your dad and she are responsible for the fucked up mental state you're in.

if you're feeling this awful you should do something about it and you know there are options to help you, otherwise, you wouldn't make this post.

Take them and fuck the rest, don't let a Stockholm syndrome victim tell you what to do, they're delusional and also need help.

And also don't feel guilty because you have anger issues or want to hurt people. We all have those. You're traumatized that doesn't make you worthless.

any more ambulance stories?

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Fucked my SiL 3 times now, must say nutting in her feels damn good. Compliment her and do nice things for, get into a situation where it’s just you two. Then make a move, afterwards just give her space. Let her crawl back to you so she u sweatbands it’s just dick and nothing more.

You are the scum of the earth.

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"i might be trans"

that is something that does not exist. first, no one is born trans. second, gender dysphoria would be a psychological issue, and not a genetic problem

>Get dispatched to call for generalized pain.
>Show up to one of those old section 8 houses full of drug seekers.
> 20's female on couch, 6/10, with dirty blond hair with some purple dye, complaining of severe back pain.
>Get vitals and her to ambulance and she starts to ask about what pain medication I am given her by name.
>Diluaded, fentanyl, morphine
> Tell her I can't give pain medication unless she has some type of extremity deformity or injury.
>She begins to cry and tell her we can just leave to hospital cause I know they will give her something.
> On the way there she tells me she can't wait and whispers in my eye she will blow me if I can give her something.
> Partner up front is very chill and doesn't even look back here unless I call for him.
> 20 minute ETA to hospital
> Think to myself I can't give her anything my narcs are sealed and lots of documentation when I use them.
> Tell her I will give her 10mg of morphine but only as we pulled into the ER.
> I am sitting right behind her now and lean the gurney head back almost into my lap
> Pull my dick out and she turns her head to right and starts sucking away.
> Some of the best head I have had in my life.
> Her back seems to be fine now.
> Tell her I am cumming soon and she has to swallow.
> Blow biggest load of my life.
> Get to ER start IV and give her a nice by push of saline.
> She doesn't know any different and she is gone.

found a friends nudes on here couple months ago. jerked lots to it, but dont know what to do with it. tell her its online? pic related (left girl)

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What are the point of these?

Copypasta

who has their tits and pussy out in an ambulance??? wat

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Thanks, really. :)

I know there are meant to be ways to help me, but I'm not sure how. I've tried getting professional help but my mother won't let me give any info so no one knows exactly what kinda help or therapy or anything I need. She always goes with me everywhere to make sure I don't die or something because she's mentally ill although I didn't mention this, incredibly delusional and paranoid.

At one point she forced me on sleeping meds because I had recurring nightmares and was afraid to sleep at one point but that didn't go well

The problem is, rest of my family likes my dad and that includes my younger bros but it's to the point of brainwashing where if I say anything against him everyone gets really pissed so I have to always act like I love him too when in reality he fucking disgusts me

But thanks for the part about guilt especially, I'm probably going to be thinking about your words for the rest of the day.

Most religious man I ever knew. If I was still religious, I'd call him the devil.

Have to get to chest alot for EKG placement and people never where bras when they call for an ambulance. And we also do local psych transfers including minors and someone needs to always keep an eye on them including when they change out of there gown in the ER. Most dont care and start to undress even before the curtains are drawn

Ex Muslim here actually. Everything anyone can add helps, rest assured!

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Hey bud, get some psych help. Don't cut your dick off like a retard.

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I sometimes go on Omegle in panties and do whatever old men ask me to. My girlfriend doesn't know

I know the feeling my mother severally abused me starved me and allowed me to be sexually assaulted ...after her suicide I felt no remorse it's okay to feel that way it's okay to have a hatred or predisposition to your father you can feel how ever you want and this is perfectly normal you're valuable and you matter please dont kill yourself your abuse doesn't define you and you dont have to be a product of your environment

Catholic niggas be like

Why?

after recently turning 26 and still being a virgin I am considering going to a brothel just to change that.

Not it's not, do you want an update

Me and my boyfriend visit my grandfathers farm semi-regularly to have fun with his horses.

I was waiting for you

A few years ago, after I spent 11 months in a mental hospital for paranoid schizophrenia, I started to believe in god. It all started to develop after 2 failed suicide attempts and it really grew on me and started to make sense. I pray every now and then, mainly thanking god for all his creations. I've been thinking about going to a church, only been there as a child with school. Think I'll start reading the bible soon. Yeah thats it, thats my secret, I believe in god.

I had gay sex with a man three times my ages just to experience it. We met in a hotel room for it. I was like 19.

It's good that you see that, user. I believe you can get out of that destructive dynamic, I can't speak for siblings since I'm an only child but my family hasn't been by any means good with me.

I had to move and start my life from scratch, but it was worth it in the end, I got a fianceé and friends who I know will be with me without any kind of codependency for my part. It was hard but it was worth at the end.

I just hope you can find a way to get out of that cycle.

>Most religious man I ever knew. If I was still religious, I'd call him the devil.
If you're talking about your dad, just don't even try anything. Get financial stability, find people that genuinely care for you and build your life around that. Nothing good EVER comes out of religious nutjobs.

how is this even possible? it really isn't hat hard. why go to a brothel and pay some skank that u have to wear a rubber with and hardly feel it???

i've had girls wanting to fuck me since i was 16, many more by 18, and then by my mid 20's i was fucking a few different girls every month. honestly wtf is wrong w u, have u even been trying?

Someone's insecure

I watched him in the mirror taking me from behind, it was pretty nice. Although I have no interest in men. I feel no attraction but liked the sex.

Not that user your talking to but,

how do you sustain a conversation with girls you don't know. like in class.

i get that, but they shouldn't be. just start talking to different girls, at school, at the gym, at work, at the store...fkn where ever. ask them out for a drink or something a few times and then go back to your place or theirs, someplace where it makes it possible for sex. again, it really isn't that hard

That's not being insecure that's being confident and that's what's getting him laid.

I had the same..BUT MORE! At 15 years old! What's wrong with you.... why you waited so long?

Assuming she says yes to hang out, does that make it a date? Like if you say you wanna chill or do something - even as simple as getting coffee or going for a walk. Does that count?

I’ve fucked a lot of escorts/hookers

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Gae.

Shes hot, where was this at? You do sex tourism?

>back in '88.
1888?
The year before Hitler was born?

in school don't be too forward, doesn't work, she's not in that frame of mind, become acquaintances first. maybe u just "happen" to sit near them in class or see them before class or at lunch and make small talk. look over and say something like, "halfway through this class, can't wait for it to be over", then turn away, that's it. she'll remember u said something and when she sees u walk by she'll take an extra long look. work it up from there until after you've made small talk 3 or 4 times then introduce yourself casually by saying (while in the middle of a convo) "so what's your name anyway? i'm xxxxx." depending on how she responds you'll know from that moment if things are going to go any further.

if you're out at a bar be a little more forward. if out in a club be very forward, reason being because things move quickly in clubs and if u don't get her attention someone else will

How did you met?

And how long is this ago?

I raped my mom

I played a role in the assassination of Kennedy.

I had a threesome with female co worker and a ladyboy in Thailand

Tell us, who the killer rally was

correct. i'm not the best looking guy out there although i'm not the worst, i'd honestly put myself at a 7. but i'm confident as a motherfucker, always have been. doesn't bother me getting told no. i know if i throw enough balls up at the basket some are going to go in, simple as that

I used to posts nudes here right after I turned 18, and I wonder if anyone still has them saved somewhere.

That's unlogic.
Who did it come that you and your co-worker were together in Thailand?

*really

femanon?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I understand about adapting to the situation like clubs, bars, tinder - just there for a good time.

The school advice helps. Got a girl who like two seats away and now shes moved closer. I've asked her a question here and there but nothing personal, didn't even ask her name. Let her know about assignments she missed without her asking when she was gone for like two weeks and it seemed like she was asking questions just to keep talking but I played it cool and acted like it was just nothing. Like you said don't be to forward, I just act indifferent.

Anyway, does it count as her being forward if I drop something in the middle of class that was in between us, I got up and grabbed it and she just goes "I would've got it for you" with a full open smile? She usually doesn't talk in class. Or was it just a nice considerate act and I shouldn't read into it?

Either way Imma strike up a convo with her next class as its only one month left and fuck it what do I got to lose right?

I wonder if the story from the severed hand is actually true, because i basically did the same thing with somebody's thumb at a smith. he was using a big saw and got distracted because there was smoke coming from a cable behind him. then i grabbed it and put it in my pocket. I put it in "preserving liquid" and still have it to this day... wonder if its illegal

Do you ever get more handsy than you need to? Especially with the hot or young ones?

Did u jump off the roof and die with no soul?

Yeah, although my threads always attracted people who thought I was just an underage trap.

>then introduce yourself casually by saying (while in the middle of a convo) "so what's your name anyway? i'm xxxxx."
And what if I know all of them at least since im 11

Yea it was back in the days i was 19 worked on cruise ship as casino dealer. Ship will stop here and there for day or two. And basically every time we stop at thailand more than half the crew will go and fuck hookers. So yea i was fuckbuddy with one bartender girl she was 23 and had bf at home. We have had threesomes with female hookers but this time after a lot of drinking and weed we decided we will go with ladyboy because she wanted DP and thats how it happened. Back then it was fucking crazy like you could take 2 bar girls to your hotel room for like 25-30$. good times

How did they call you?
Do you have any of them saved to post them here?

Not to isult you!:
Did you have IRL friends back then?

Not the user who gave advice but if u've known them since 11 it might be to late.

You'd have to be in really good circumstances,

kek

~30 % even since 6 or even earlier

In 2 days i have a date with a man 24y older than me.I'm getting so wet just imagining what he'll do with me!

That sucks user I've been there I've put a .45 of the old mans head because he would abuse the shit out of me. He dies a slow painful death because he drank like a fish and jammed down fist fulls of Vicodin. Wither find a way to scare or kill him would be my advice. Once they're scare of you the whole dynamic changes.

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Spiderbabe, because I wore a spiderman ski mask. I don't have the photos anymore.

No offense taken. I did have friends, but I was super depressed at the time. Very impulsive and nihilistic.

I'm doing better now, and I'm only a little embarrassed looking back on it. Also the spiderman shtick still makes me laugh.

>Anyway, does it count as her being forward if I drop something in the middle of class that was in between us, I got up and grabbed it and she just goes "I would've got it for you" with a full open smile? She usually doesn't talk in class. Or was it just a nice considerate act and I shouldn't read into it?
i wouldn't say she's being forward but it's a very positive sign that she offered to help and that she said it with a smile on her face. if she had no interest in you i can almost promise that smile wouldn't have been there. at this point u can't say for sure she likes u but u can feel pretty confident she's not turned off by u. (there's of course a lot of variables, she could have a boyfriend, she could just be someone that always smiles. regardless you're on the right track to find out if there can be something more.)
>Either way Imma strike up a convo with her next class as its only one month left and fuck it what do I got to lose right?
for sure. be casual, don't talk about anything too serious like politics, sports can be hit or miss (no pun intended). once you've had a few brief exchanges about class/school, move on to her finding out her name. once you're there bring up a topic outside of school, a cool bar, a concert that's coming or that just happened. u need to get to the point where u ask her to join u somewhere, maybe buy her lunch (at school is fine but off campus is much better). get here comfortable being around u and continue from there.

Did he get hard?

fuck user :/

Not exactly too extreme, but I took a massive dose of 4ACO-DMT when i was about 13-14 and suffered an ego-death. The next few months were the weirdest months of my life with just loads of flashbacks and feeling really strange.

I plan on sleeping with older guy who i met online without telling my boyfriend.

I’m on the grassy knoll right now.

No not really with regards to touching too mcuh. just nothing wrong with taking your time and going slow when your setting up your ekg on those busty women.

why don't you break up? or ask if he's okay with an open relationship? vs. going behind his back.

Not fully but partially

>And what if I know all of them at least since im 11
the advice i was giving was for meeting someone for the first time. i have generally stayed away from childhood friends, they simply know too many of the same people. when i'm going after a girl that i've never met i ultimately get to the point where i say and do things that i wouldn't really feel comfortable doing if i had known them all my life and they know my family etc. i've always operated under the premise that i'm going to get laid or get told no trying. what i mean by that is that i continue to make forward moves (at the appropriate times of course) until we fuck or she stops me, it's that simple. if you've never taken that approach you'd be surprised how effective it can be even in situations where u thought u really didn't have a chance. the down side to playing the game that way is that if she's not on board and doesn't want to go as far as u do the chemistry is often over at that point. take home message: if you're looking just to get laid continue to move (at the appropriate times) until u either fuck or she stops u, but if u really like a chick u should take it a little more slowly

how old are your kids?

>don't talk about anything too serious like politics

I found this out the hard way, had a girl who was interested in me overhear something I was saying to a few other guys about a "non-gender binding" girl in class and it was bad. She didn't say anything but her whole vibe changed.

>but u can feel pretty confident she's not turned off by u

Thats all I look for tbh, I let the girls choose me. It's a sellers market at this point in their live and I just gotta buy whats available.

> bring up a topic outside of school, a cool bar, a concert that's coming or that just happened

What if I'm a boring fuck whose only fun comes making fun of democrats? Lol. Like how do you feel them out?

What did you do with him?

I banged this chick after she and her husband has been trying to have a kid for years. Later on see her with a kid It looked just like me . Some asshole is raising my kid.

For a "straight" guy I have sucked a lot of cock...

I lost my virginity to my sister. It was the hottest sex I've ever had and no one I've been with since can even begin to compare.

how did u meet her and where did u end up fucking?

We actually were swinging. She didn't tell me until she was preggers that they were trying. I've been a lot more careful since then.

She was a gymnast to boot this chick could bend her legs in ways that weren't meant to be. Was maybe 100 lbs had a tiny puss.

I sometimes lay on my side and use my sister's 5-6" detachable hairbrush handle and hit my prostate just right until i cum hands free while thinking of getting fucked raw

I have frequent sex with my dog

Well he know i slept few times with a guy from school and its ok with it. But i'm not telling him that i will do it with 47y old guy.

>What if I'm a boring fuck whose only fun comes making fun of democrats? Lol. Like how do you feel them out?
honestly u have to get more social. an ideal situation is after you've talked w her several times and maybe had lunch or dinner take her out to someplace more exciting than eating or a movie. it helps a ton if u have 3 or 4 friends of your friends u can meet up w like at a fun bar or club.

again, stay the fuck away from serious topics like politics. keep a positive mood, try to smile and laugh a little more than u normally would, ideally u want to be genuinely having a good time.

another pointer, if in a club or lively bar keep the energy up, don't be sitting at the table all night or standing against the wall, be active and have a good energy about u. this can be greatly helped by being around a few friends

haha nice, congratulations :)

Girlfriend's little sister sucked me off after gf left to get to run some errands

WTF?

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My parents amicably divorced and I turned out okay. Don't sacrifice yourself for some false sense of duty

People in thread talking about showering with their nephews and this is what you freak out over?

Pro tip, if you want to keep believing in God then don't read the Bible, especially the OT. It's all fucking nonsense written by starving, delirious desert jews

>I AM the original and the real fidget spinner inventor i wanted it to be free for all
no that old hag bitch

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Thanks user. I got more improvements to make but I'm on my way.

when i was 6 years old i forced some girls at the schoolyard to touch my dick

Nothing except just encouraging him to take off his swim trunks

Jack!, HH has the crash pad lined up so drop him a note in the usual place.

i know that my girlfriend secretly has an instagram account to follow all the people i follow that have a private account, and idk what to do, it started to scare me

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Greentext?

I used to unironically wear fedoras in high school.

>I got more improvements to make but I'm on my way
we all do but that's the right attitude

i'm a little older than most on this forum and the one thing i can tell u will get u further ahead than just about anything is persistence. u may not be the smartest or best looking or have the best personality etc, but keep self improvement a priority and do something every day that contributes to u being better tomorrow. it amazes me how many people over the yrs just fade away in terms of personal growth after say their college yrs.

also keep in mind you're a male and your stock will continue to rise as u continue to better yourself. contrast this w a female whose primary asset is her looks, something that fades rapidly after their first few decades of life. right now u have the smallest amount of social currency you'll ever have and women have the most, but that is going to continue to change more and more in your favor.

i can tell u first hand, keep working on yourself and it get better, it gets a lot better ;)

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What is a man?

Can't right now, sry

When I was 16 years old I had a 13 year old girlfriend and she had a 9 year old half-sister who I would regularly grope.

How old?

Thanks user,

Over and Out

I jerk off in my female roommate's shampoo bottle in the shower. Sometimes I use her loofah to masturbate.

ok..i know this one is weird
some times i can see scenarios the future
it works when it want to work i have no control of it
*the scenarios of mecca and what i saw in the future
>the saudi government get overthrown
>the king Escape to european country
>holding with him trillions of dollars of KSA money
>the west(Elite jews of USA) want a piece of that $$$$
>EX king give promises and make deals
>somehow the people of KSA got the codes to the accounts and got the money back
>america started shit with the new leader
>we had a deal with the ex king
>new leader refuse (it belong to our people)
>.......................................
>USA hit mecca with nuke
>WW3 started
>USA/UK/ some countries from EUROPE(they are really mad at USA)/ RUSSIA/CHINA
>"in the right time they will flip on the usa"
>VS
>ALL THE MUSLIM WORLD+INDIA
>if you just saw the muslims eyes it's just pure furious
>they don't even talk just anger
>new york/washington DC/los angeles /Dallas Texas got hit with nukes
>north korea hit japan and south korea just becuse ..fuck it it's WW3
>euro countries start to flip back on the usa
>smoe start to invade each other
>Mexico invade small parts of the Southern United States
>israel got hit
>Vatican City got hit
>the american leader at that time get assassinate by his generals
>they even posted the video to the world
>All in desperation to stop the WW3
>norad base get hit with nukes
>Radiation Leaks inside (norad become a Grave)
>everything is fucked up
>americans were getting killed all over the world
>even by non muslims (other Whites)
>the world blaming americans for WW3
>%69 of earth peoplelation died at the same year

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Sounds fun. Any stories?

I lost my virginity in a 3some with my brother. I was 16, he was 24. He was regularly cheating on his girlfriend with her friend (girlfriend and friend both 19) and he invited me downstairs to his apartment (he had the basement apartment to himself) and they were both high and he had her suck me off and then we double teamed her.

Another time he told me to come down there and he sucked me off himself on webcam for some random guys.

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14. She just started going to high school

>Another time he told me to come down there and he sucked me off himself on webcam for some random guys.
great story until this part

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You're hurting your kids. They'll sense something is wrong and it will affect them. Be a man. A clean break is what you need to do. The pain will be immense but in the long run its less painful. From experience.

Dude, get help

no one can help me
>it's crazy shit i don't blame you

Well, did you do anything that would make her not trust you? Or do you have a history of being untrustworthy? Are these 'private accounts' obvious sluts or attention-whores?

If you did nothing to inspire this kind of behavior then you can consider this a big red flag.

How old are you? And why’s your bf such a cuck?

Story, please.

My sister-in-law stayed with us for a few months and we fucked a few times. Now I when I'm having sex with my wife I'm imagining her thinner, hotter, filthier sister.

Greentwxt, mang.

Do tell, user. How’d it start? Where’d you cum? Eager minds must know!

I cheated on my girlfriend with my boss in a bar bathroom after work once. My boss literally asked me, drunkenly, if my girl would ever have a 3some or would share me, and I said no but we could always just not tell her.

Thats pretty much the same reason why I work at my Hospitals' paediatric operating theatre

19. Because he was my 1st and we are together since high school and i flat told him i want to try different guys also atm we are in long distance due to college. Well im sure he sleep with other girls too.

She's a big tease and flirt so I didn't think anything was going to happen, but after about a month I caught her coming home early in the morning with a guy. They were both drunk and noisy and I went downstairs to tell her off and get him out before they woke everyone up. Instead I ended up watching her blow him, she sent him home, then she said that she knew I was watching and asked if I wanted one too. I came on her face that night but she sucked me off a few times after that and I also got to fuck both her pussy and ass. my wife never lets me do anal and doesn't like taking it on the face so it was amazing.

Post tits

get a better bf satan

Was he embarrassed?

Nice.

I used to be an escort true first 2years of college, now I'm bored and horny. I'm also generally a bit of a slut and party animal. Best story i had: one time a guy requested I wear all red everything so I went in feeling like a cute 60s housewife in a tea dress and red heels and he was a lovely 30-something guy who loved red, was the most complimentary/sweetest person in the world and to top it all off had a big dick and was great in bed. Afterwards we chatted all about his hobby which was building model vehicles - with a particular interest in construction vehicles - which wasn't something that's ever been on my radar but some of them were amazing and he was generally a really great guy.

Green text that boi

bought a pair of this girls socks

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Be 26 and fucked a 17 year old girl I work with. We fucked a lot, and she eventually wanted to film us fucking. Only after we did it, did I realize it’s technically CP that we created. Quickly delete video. She is annoyed that I got rid of it. It’s ironic, I can legally fuck her, but I can’t watch a video of me fucking her or keep pictures of her naked. :(

LOL you got me.

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I just fucking hate niggers and feel uneasy around them

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I've catfished a girl and she sent me her nudes after a few days of talking. I wasn't even after them, just trying to sext and then bam she sends them. They're hot but idk how to feel about having them

>be me
>get a qt3.14 gf
>nice looking, big blue eyes, pale skin
>has cute 14y/o sister, nice perky body. Wears braces
>we get along quite well and her whole family likes me
>one day I meet them for lunch
>she got braces removed and I compliment her, how much of a change it is, and that she look really cute
>she blushes and says thanks, it really means a lot
>ffwd a week, we go to the park. it is sommer and she wears a light dress.
>sits across of me and casually talks about school and stuff and how much she likes it without the braces. I tell her it looks quite nice, and your teeth are beautifully alligned too
>gf agrees, user you are right, I am amazed too.
>she then proceeds to rock her legs apart slowly.
>I catch a glance of her panties and her firm butt
>she looks me in the eyes and smiles flirtaciously
>smile back
>next day I had to sleep over at their place, because parents were out of town, and they were too scared to sleep alone.
>get there, she is in a loose shorts and a tee.
>hugs me at the front door and welcome me inside
>thisisgettingkindaweird.gif
>i come inside and and sit in the living room. Gf comes around and gives me a kiss, says she has to go quickly to her best friend. She has to drive her to her grandma.
>me and her alone at home. she asks me if I want to watch a movie till gf comes back. I say sure, why not
>she goes to grab the remote, bending at her waist, short slide up her butt and I get a full view of her nice buttcheeks
>she sits next to me, "equaliser" is playing.
>gets scared at the gore scenes, tells me to hug her. Don't want to be a dick, so I put an arm around her and she lays her head on my chest and her hand on my belly
>asks me "user, do you think I am attractive"
>Sure, why not. I mean you are cute. I am sure boys hit on you a lot
>she then asks me can I kiss you
>ohshitohshit.jpg
>next thing I know she kisses me on the lips.
>

i want a hot woman to rub her butt in my face

Not that I could tell

my pp is just under 6 inches and is 5 inches girth.

According to my ex, it's tiny. Little does she know her best friend was moaning literally they day we broke up.

so your secret is you're not homosex

Not illegal, you idiot.

I'm turned on most by 16 year old girls.
I don't feel like a pedophile, they're not prepubescent or anything.
I'm 23, I fucked a 16 year old when I was 20, and she was perfect, it's ALL I've ever wanted since.

You are saying it’s not illegal to have nude photos of a 17 year old?

Was that the name of your high school play?

>I, the stupid cunt, can't remember to pull back so she repeats the kiss
>her lips are hot like fire, and she is literally hot to the touch
>I, the horny cunt, can't reason, so I kiss her back. We make out for good ten minutes
>she climbs in my lap and starts grabbing my shoulders and starts grinding her firm booty on my already hard dick
>I grab her waist and she actually takes my hand and puts it on her butt. I take the hint so I grab her ass and squeeze her buttcheeks and massage them.
>she then removes her shirt, and shows me her nice B cups. I lick her nipples and feel the smell of teen boobs which arouses me even more. She moans softly and actually grabs my erect cock through the jeans.
>oh user, how is this so hard. Can I see it. She the immediately proceeds to unzipping my jeans
>I am like paralysed
>she takes it out, and starts jerking it. I am losing my mind. What is happening, omg.
>she then gives me that smile again and she asks me if I want her to give me a bj. I say that would be really wrong.
>she ignores it and just moves aside and lowers her head to my cock
>oh my god. She is actually good. Bobs her head up and down and twist with her hand.
>don't need much, I tell her I am about to cum. She gets up and puts her tee on my cock to catch the cum.
>kisses me again and then spills some of cranberry juice in the tee so she can explain why she had to change.
>I zip up again and she goes to the bath just as gf pulls in the driveway.
>Asks me, if anything happened. I say her clumsy sister spilled cranberry juice on herself. >she comes out of the bathroom in a new shirt and gives me the smile again

Nice user

When I was 20 i raped a friend who i got to stay at my hotel room.
She apparently had issues fuckin me cause of an ex or some gay shit.
Even got her to forgive me and we hang out when ever i went to her town for about 6 months.
Lost contact after and i am now married with kids and sometimes i think about her regretting nothing.

Thanks user

My parents are both heroine addicts and have been for years. I left for university last fall and have been thinking a lot about them. They've hurt me a lot, but I love them very much. I have no idea what to do, I want them to be a part of my future, but I don't see that happening if they're on that stuff. I don't know what action I should take to help them or if I should. I feel like it would be a huge betrayal on my part if I got the authorities involved since my dad is somewhat functional. I've only ever told this to two other people.

discord
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Too bad annon

Masturbated whilst my niece slept across from me when I was a horny 13 year old. She had a really nice tits, really nice ass, and was also pretty and was only a year under me. Honestly I wish I did it more but came on her face or something. It was so hot.

tfw virgin at 27. I'm really tired of going after women and getting rejected. I guess I was destined to be alone huh

get in shape and go to park with a puppy you'll get pussy in no time...

Are you awkward in social situations?

How is that possible? Have you tried online dating or tinder?

I bust constant nuts to my sister and seek out porn that resembles her so I can imagine fucking her. She had an Instagram she deleted a couple of months ago where she would post borderline lewd shit. I cum on her pictures all the time too. Done this with several of my sisters too. I have also created fakes of her fucking/nude for an extra boost. Gonna set up a creep cam in bathroom or take some creep shots. She has a really fat ass and I often nut to the thought of fucking her.

Anyone got some advice for setting up a camera with a regular smart phone?

My wife thinks I’m clean and sober but what she doesn’t realize is I find random places in town to park, drink, and jerk off while constantly looking for fucktoys to fuck instead of her

i got cucked by a tranny and a cashier

Both my parents are heroine addicts. Even though they've hurt me, I still love them, hate seeing them they way they are now. Left for college last year, am going into to off campus housing. Don't know what to do to help them, I feel like I'd be betraying them if I got the authorities involved. I want them to be a part of my future, but I don't see that happening if they're like that.

Fuuuuucxcckkkk that’s hot as shit. You ever do anything more with her?

>college 1st year
>roommate is cool dude we get along fine
>we both are equally normal looking dudes
>somehow this motherfucker meets a girl that is 24000 out of 10
>legit the most beautiful girl i had ever seen until this day and that includes magazines and tv stars
>eventually the dude started a relationship with her (duh!)
>hear them fucking one night
>i could not believe how fucking lucky he got
>didn't let jealousy got to me so i started not thinking about it and actually have fun with them whenever she would come over
>fell in love with her eventually
>could not bear hearing her getting fucked so whenever she would come over i would stay a little and then leave for a good 2-3 hours just playing games on my phone
>she noticed that i always leave when she gets there
>came to my room one day without my roommate
>user what's the problem?
>told her everything
>she was shocked
>she was tearing up
>i tell her she should probably leave
>she tells me they have problems with their relationship
>didn't want to hear any of that
>she asks me if we have sex if i will start hanging out with them again
>told her it would make things too complicated for all of us and to just leave me alone until i stop have feeling for her
>she bursts in tears and leaves
>two months go by
>she wasn't coming here at all and roommate was always missing so i assumed he was in her place
>focusing on studying (and gaming in free time)
>knock on the door
>one security dude, another middle aged man and the dean were at the door
>WTF?
>user your roommate hang himself back in his parents home
>WTF?
>they came in asked me about his stuff so they would collect them
>super awkward 10 mins with me not knowing how to react
>middle aged man was his father
>told me he left a note that he suicide cause he broke up with his gf
>WTF?
>i asked if she knows
>he said yea
>i really felt bad for her
>dean asked how im going on my courses and if i want some time off
>said im ok and i will see how it goes

1/2

Two choices, user. Do something, and worry about the possibility of someone feeling betrayed...

Or do nothing, and risk there being a time where they are not there to make that decision.

Yeah,gonna need a greentext on that

I'm into furry porn. All my friends think I hate furries and I feel so horrible also I have a fetish for ear piercings especially "scaffold piercings" so when the two combine I go nuts

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Trying to convince GF to start a pornhub channel, ama.

>Will be showing her responses.

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Yeah I think the same happened to me. I have a vague memory of her letting me touch her boobs and telling me not to tell anyone or do it to anyone else. I dont want to tell my parents because I love her even though she did that shit. Also she always has seemed to like me a little bit too much

It's okay I'm a furfag too.

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>they leave and i call her
>no answer so i kept calling
>she eventually pick up
>''hey i just heard what happened''
>you could tell she was crying by the sound of her voice
>i tell her i wanna see her
>she tells me where she is staying
>go there and the place smelled like shit
>literally
>she hasn't gone out of her place for a week
>still fucking perfection
>we talked and she told me she broke up with him cause she like me more and after what i told her she was thinking about me constantly
>we were sitting too close for the first time
>i had my hand on her back rubbing her
>and she leaned in and kissed me
>her mouth had this deathly morning breath but didn't mind
>her hair were all oily and shit
>i could not enjoy this moment so i didn't go further and just stayed there kissing her back
>over the course of 2 weeks i got her back on track
>finally the day that i would fuck her came
>went out had a good time
>back to my room
>finally doing it
>condom breaks and come inside her after not having cum for the last 2 weeks
>she gets pregnant
>we get an abortion secretly
>too much drama afterwards
>graduation
>split up
>i move to NY she stays in Michigan
>still most pretty girl ever can't get her out of my head
>make a move again
>she comes over and stays with me in NY
>she gets a good job at Washington dc
>we keep long term relationship for a year
>occasional drama from both of us
>finally decide to end things up cause it wasn't working
>super sad afterwards
>been 5 years since then, she got married and has 2 kids now
>i haven't had another relationship since her
>she sends me happy birthday on my birthday
>i don't text back cause i know i will fuck things up if i mess with her and start pressing her buttons
>sad and lonely
>slowly getting comfortable with the thought of being forever alone now

2/2

i really wanna see this cute face sucking a dick

show ass in thong

Interesting,any reason why?
Have no thong pic sorry user

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damn bro. what a story
why didn't it last?
what did you guys argue about?

my 19 year old gf went on vacation to Florida and got wasted and ended up getting raped by a black guy...what nobody knows is that I made it happen. I found the guy and gave him all her info where she was staying, ect.

been in love with my best friend for 3 years. got her with her current boyfriend, and the love become so obsessive/sexual that i took pictures of her feet as a way of fixating on her more in depth. she doesnt know

Have plans to DP my fiancé with one of my best friends

I've secretly recorded every time I've had sex in roughly the past four years and have posted some of them online

I have guessed my fiancé’s little sisters instagram password as well as like 4 of her friends.
Highly recommend trying to do that

would love to see some of what they got lol

after abortion she was just very devastated and always thinking about it that it was wrong and we should have gone with it that's why we split up the first time
but the long term relationship just doesn't work my man, at least for us it didn't, i wanted to see her most of the time, she wanted some other times, other times our schedules just didn't work so we were not in touch as much as we wanted and eventually we grew a bit apart and decided to end it. I went over there and we were up all night talking and eventually we had sex and ended it.

what do you mean any reason why?
she has a cute face, i wanna see it with a dick in her mouth

There’s no nudes, just interesting to see what people say when they think their messages aren’t being read by others

kek

Maybe it’s time to grow up and fuck some real pussy.

did you get the details?

So you use an item designed to scrub dead skin of your body, to jack off??
You’re one desperate fuck

Got more?

Fucking monster

I'd worry about her telling your wife you have a gf

An old friend visited me last week. She had been living at my place but my landlord made me kick her out. I got a new place and she wanted to see it. While she was sleeping I felt up her tits. I have got to get her to marry me.

yes from both sides too lol

i was 15 on school festival

wanted to go home festival as normal is boring af

go to my class to pick up my jacked i forgot see classdoor open look inside see girl from my class bend over on a table and my teacher with rockhard cock there taking down her pants and start fucking her got diamonds instant heard her crying thought oh shit he is raping her he turns her around getting her shirt of see her tits cant hold it and jerked of to this for 10 mins. he was cumming in her pussy still havent boticed me i got the hell out there went home next school dsy police gets his ass. never told anyone of this for 7 years now
still getting some boner when i remember this she was that kind of girl everyone had a crush on blonde super body sporty sweet sexy

Almost as amazing as your fake marriage vows, you degenerate.

green txt that shit

Because women are cunts

Post them

how hard did he destroy her pussy?

idk what green text means lol

I am acting friendly to a tranny and when he is at his lowest point i will stab him in the back hoping the push is enough to make him decide to end it all

tell the stories

she was crying the hole time he was holding her quiet but was really pounding her

he only fuck her over the desk or what?

kik care2share2019

Creeper

yes

nice. got a pic of her now?

Post em you nigger

i look forward to/ dread the day I have a daughter and they are becoming of age. I fear I will have a hard time resisting temptation and showing them what their bodies are truely capable of at the hands of an experienced older man. If my daughter is going to look anything like her mother i wont be able to help myself....

I fucked my second cousin in the shower once, when we were both 16. Neither of us was a virgin before that though and we both agreed it was a mistake afterwards especially since she had a pregnancy scare.

i drew some lewds of brian griffin

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Fucking lucky bastard

goddam shes fine as fuck!! no wonder he fucked her!

yeah stunning body special her ass

Fake blonde hair and fake dark eyebrows is a shitty combo.

got more??? fuck i bet she was a fantastic fuck back then......

still worth some good rounds of pounding

Why not join your friend?

That's fine dude. As soon as I turned 18, I hit up brothels and developed a quick taste for older women. Couple of years of a new mature to fuck every fortnight. Now I'm burned out on them (wouldn't want it any other way) and my tastes have done a complete 180. (mid-20s and I only fuck with 18 year olds)

kik me: datemeandwehavefun

I pressured my then-gf to get breast implants. Predictably, this backfired horribly and within a few months she left me. And later I found out that she's been doing porn: pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582e408b23371

i really wanna kill someone too, how does it feel

Same. It's the sweetest spot and more guys have done it when transitioning from hs to college than they'd admit.
So long as she pursues you and you don't film it, it's legal. Frowned down upon, but still reasonable. I wouldn't date them for stigma and immaturity, but if they aggressively consent/pursue, especially if they want to lose it to you? Then go for it.

Same. At least one photo/vid from every hookup, and its quite the range.

I'm 22 and a virgin.
I've been planning to go to a brothel for a few weeks now. I've found a place nearby with some nice looking whores, but I'm to much of a pussy to just go.

The thing is, I'm not even unattractive, I'm just anxious because I don't know how to feel about sex. I hope that going to a brothel would fix that.

Well not much, I tried to eat her pussy once, but we were interrupted. Basically, we never had that much time alone. But she was texting me, that she misses our day and can't wait to repeat it

It would definitely help if you can get over the stigma. Spoken to many SWers and I know many friends that have done it too; it's quite a common thing for them to break-in virgin guys. It's a change of pace from the usual crowd, and gives the girls some more power in the session.

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>22
>virgin
you have to actively try to not lose your virginity through highschool if you aren't ugly
sorry bud

this literally never happened

I guess I am. I sometimes hate myself for it, but on the other hand, it was quite nice

i "catfished" a guy for like 10 years he did know i was a guy but there where a lot lies i just lied everytime he want to meet the last time he asked to meet i changed my phone number and deleted my account's and he never heard from me again im sorry dude

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feel free to believe whatever you like mate.

I’m a 30 year old straight man and I’m a secret fan of Ed Sherieen love songs

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When I hear that whistle blowing, I wanna hang my head and cry

Liar

Kill yourselves

You wanna know why?
>Have gf when I was 15/16
>She wasn’t super committed but we both liked each other enough to be kinda dating
>She turns 16, she joins the army
>She gets a military bf in less than a month
>Try and talk to girls, can have friendships with them but none of them want anything more
>Now I’m 29, still no first kiss

so's there a story you wanna share, or...?

>you wanna know why?
>I was a pussy
>I'm still a pussy
what the fuck was the point of this post

What the fuck am I meant to do user? I’m too scared in case I fuck it up, I don’t want her to feel ignored but I don’t want her to feel like I’m a creep. Pls advice would be much appreciated.

Some
Of us want details please.

here's a secret user
every dude that's gotten pussy, has been turned down
more than once
you need to stop being a pussy, if a girl turns you down, it might feel like the end of the world to you, but she's going to forget about it by tomorrow.

i buy female pet mice at the store as "feeders" just to bring them home and torture and/or kill them

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I finger blasted my cousin at a pool party when we were 13.

I feel the same, user

Got two older sisters, one 4 years older, one eight.
When i was probably 10 i had sex with them both a few times, separately.
They initiated and i just went along with it.
Still wanna fuck them both 15 years later... think about it every time i see them.

Im 21 virgin
Ive accepted im alone for life

Your first day huh?

Dude that’s not even bad

I promise you are not the only 21 year virg you know

When i was 15 i combined MDMA and lsd and ended up walking trough the house completely naked and my parents where hopelessly watching it all happen, so yeah, that was fun. do drugs repsonsible

I'm not sure if she would. She has already told me "Don't tell her" in a convo we had away from my GF... I mean dude, I get diamonds every time I see this chick

I lost my virginity at 24, i had given up just like you and started focusing on myself, started working out, just going out with friends at weekends and focusing on having fun, not only chasing after females.
Just as i was doing this females were starting to talk to me out when we were drinking and stuff, then it just happened.
try new stuff, focus on yourself and it will happen. no point in trying to force it.

pic please

nope. You're just crazy.

when i was younger, 11-13, i would take nudes for older men because it excited me and even created a paypal to profit off my doings. I was sexting them from age 9. I knew that everything i was doing was wrong but i liked it and still do.. but i'm mature enough not to act on these thoughts anymore.

What was your reasoning behind it?

Kek

>I don't know either how do you do it

Either die a virgin or try to make yourself into a better person. Its up to you, virgin faget.

Just find a chick that is thick/almost fat and not ugly and talk to her. She will fuck. Also will give really good head. Tell her the situation and she will be down.

I am gay.

Do you both partake?
Greentext.

I let a 14 year old runaway teen stay with me for 2 months until she got the guts to call her parents and go back home. Nothing sexual happened but I feel that if I told IRL people, they would judge me as a pedo or something

I'm not used to interaction and feeling loved so I instantly fall for every girl that starts a conversation with me. I don't know if I'll ever feel 'genuine love' in my life, or maybe I have and I just didn't know it because I instantly doubted myself...

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How is every body doing today?

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I have hidden camera of my wife's bff....I get enormous hard ons whenever we greet or say good by with hugs

A featherless biped.

Will obviously damage the family if she feels guilty and talks.

Ew

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LOGFAG. We know it's you.