When’s the last time you had sex?

At least she is smart enough to know you need your medicine. Women these days try to withhold sex and then act like it's the guy's fault when the marriage falls apart.

Around New Years 2017
Flying up to a girl soon, can only dream

January 2016 I think?

It's been a while.

Summer of 2013.

Wednesday night. Footjob and anal. Good times.

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April 2018

last time I fucked my wife was a week ago today. she just got back from a business trip yesterday. last time I fucked my new girlfriend was two nights ago. last time I fucked my old girlfriend was on Sunday. sure you neckbeards won't believe me, but being polyamarous with my wife of 18 years has been paying off lately

Yeah, it's hard to complain, just hope she's a little more involved next time

About a month ago, then have been locked in chastity since then and not even allowed an erection.

Last saturday but it was in a sex club and we'd just had a bit of MFF play too, so bonus points.

My wife rode me to a couple orgasms last night too. I can't cum like that though. I'd love to pop a nut in her and have her just keep riding. I always end up just flipping her over. It at least let's me watch the cum gush out of her.

I had sex with my boyfriend two days ago.

never have

>only 3 years
>calls himself a master wizard

Try 25 years

never....unless you count oral, then 11 years...

Couple of days ago.
I could honestly live without sex though, however I don't think I could live without daily companionship and kissing.

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never

Last week

May of 2017.

2017 in september. Its been so long I hate myself for it

I'll be 50 later this year - still not had sex...

If it was polyamarous you would be referring to them as "OUR new girlfriend" and "OUR old girlfriend"

Teach me your ways.

28

it was with twitch.tv/georgehopkins. his dick is 4 inches lol

This morning

polyamarous does not necessarily mean that we both form relationships with the same people. we have in the past with women but now we more focus on individual relationships. maybe we've moved more towards ethical non-monogamy, but traditionally we meet each others partners at some point

been just over a year, really thinking about doing the hooker thing... (no, I don't want a fatty from the bar...)

Late 2008 and never again probably

Nothing to teach.

Shy, quiet (Introvert)

Social anxiety at sharing my feelings...
Leads to taking far too long to man up how I fell, and by then she goes elsewhere.

Also, not in any hurry to either - as not having sex doesn't make me any less on a person at all.

Never, the idea of getting married and having kids is so fucking cringe.

Implying I'm not a virgin lol

I hired a girl for sex with my 2017 tax refund. Too many bills this year for sex, maybe in 2020.

For what reason would you create a human?
What are you talking about?

4 years ago. if prostitutes count, then 1 year ago.

Two weeks ago. Wife and I had sex. She bent me over and took my ass to pound town

August 2013, didn't even get to cum. last time i got to nut during, January 2012.

Female or male?

Wednsday night

this morning

Never. 31-year-old kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin here.

Just say you've never been with a woman. You guys are depressing.

Like two years ago.
When's the last time you turned down sex?

Trap

missed out on a threesome last weekend MFF.... dose that count

So yes to both....

Does it count if it is your wife? If so yesterday if not 14 years ago.

I'm talking about people who have kids, get married etc, it's so fucking cringe, I'd rather spend my life playing video games.

Man maybe like 2 weeks ago

Couple months. Feels bad

Yesterday evening
First time I made her orgasm by only licking her ass
Came buckets after that, didn't last more than 5 minutes
Hadn't seen her in a week so it was no use resisting

December 2011

This

>having sex is only for procreation
>coping this hard
the cringe is you boss

He knew I had a penis beforehand, even played with it a little bit >.

Like a month and a half ago. I was supposed to this past Monday but the girls roommate wouldn’t leave

4 years and 4 months

about a month ago

Wouldn't leave? So what, then you fuck in front of her. She may join. Do it pussy.

This

Was this a random hookup or the result of multiple dates.

Ok.

Aprox. 14-15 years ago.
It was a one night stand, and not a good one - since then I haven't bothered.

Pic unlrelated.

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is op shayna g?

That's muh boy !

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Random, didn't really have dates as such but we'd talked for a month or two

Dude, no. Fucking isn't everything but, there is a place for it to be a well balanced person. Get a escort and fuck her like 6 times. Then you're good for a bit. Do it, man. Release the beast.

10 weeks ago when my gf left for basic

sounds like he had sex and you were just there

>gf left for basic
ex girlfriend left for basic. I fixed it for ya. You're welcome.

Well most women are stuck up bitches.

I don't want to, if ever I'm to have that kind of intimacy again, it'll be with somone with whom I'm in love. And I haven't been in love since before 2000...
It may happen, or never - either is good, I've had some fun times in my life so I shan't complain.

Are you going to completely transition? Lose the bemis?

Did you fuck him as well?

Her... Two weeks ago.

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I respect that. I can understand the feels sex is better. I'm just a man whore. I suppose I could go that long but, I wouldn't. Only because I enjoy sex and I don't care if I like the woman or not. I'm still going to fuck her at least once, cause It's new pussy. Then after 1 fuck I decide if j want to hang around with her or not.

its gonna be awkward when im at graduation with her parents huh.

It's all good, we have different limits and wants.
You run with what works for you, and enjoy it!
I really mustn't complain, I've been around a long while, some parts were depressing, others quite exciting. A mixed bag, just like life should be. Have fun out there user.

This morning, she was sound asleep too

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Checked....

Sure she did

2012
She was ugly, I'm no prize. Dated her for about 4 months. She got on the pill just so she could feel me shooting my cum inside her.

Realized I didn't love her and that dragging out this "relationship" was cruel for both of us, so I ended it.

Checked. I'm gonna keep my girl penis for now as I don't think SRS has come far enough and I want a pretty, fully functional pussy when I get one. I tried riding him, but didn't work too well so we mainly did doggy and missionary (my legs over his shoulders) until I decided to suck him off and jerk him into my mouth. I was leaking precum the whole time and it was really fun having him cum in my mouth as I got to play with it a bit after :*

Last week

10 years of not having sex with my wife

>pretty
>functional

lose your hopes m8

Have an affair faggot

Like three months ago. Having twins killed sex life.

That's why I said I don't want it right now. One day I'll have a cute little pussy that can get wet >~< I know I'll never be able to have a period or anything like that lmao

How the hell do you even communicate with females LMAO?

Last week

Yes, yes it will be.

>cool mo fo user trips checked!

Do you orgasm from your current penis? Pleasurably?

Did he get you off as well after?

Monday. Bitch been on the rag since

Monday, wife blew me until i came on her face, then I fucked her, she came a couple times, I blew my load in her, kept fucking till she came again.

Uhh, last July, I think. I'm surprised how little I care and how little I miss sex.

Free time > relationship.

Last week, my slam piggy came over and I fucked her pussy then ass in the shower with conditioner as lube. I made dinner afterwards and then we did the same thing but in bed but with spit for lube

Oh and I nutted in her mouth

8 years ago, when we were just dating, wife and i took a break for about 4 months or so. She was very young (19) and wasn't sure what she wanted. It all worked out in the end.

I didn't have much "game" back then and didn't hook up with anyone else so that 4 months was the longest I went without sex since I started having it 2 years or so prior.

It fucking sucked. Masturbating is fine for a couple days, but it just does not give me that full release that sex does. When we got back together I fucked 3 times a day for a week straight.

A few weeks ago.

Trying to convince GF to start a pornhub channel, ama.

>Will be showing her responses.

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Last night. Nothing really interesting happened, pulled her hair and had my hand around her throat. Sex has gotten boring as I've gotten older and being with a girl who tries to beg for it every night makes it seem like a chore. If I could offer her out to some of you sexless anons I'd gladly do it to keep her at bay

Yup, sorta anyway. Takes a lot to cum and when I do only a bit trickles out and it's almost completely clear.

He didn't get me off, but I didn't mind. We had fun cuddling and talking for a few hours after :*

She is super pretty! Yes please

4 days.

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2 years ago.

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some months ago don't really care though

Tits or gtfo

Some other life

Did you nut in your mom too?

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Thanks user, what type of videos would you all be interested in?

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January, but I got head like 3 weeks ago

Do you always let guys know you have the penis?

Ever get with ladies? Or strictly into guys?

Mostly anal

Post vid of her pounding you with a strap on

Her working your cock in public

I hate fucked my wifes ass last night after a fight. It did not help the situation since she is still mad but at least I feel better

That's a triad relationship you stupid fuck.

Last Monday on the 25th, The night before we took pictures of ourselves then we swapped nudes. She said she wanted to fuck me, so I told her I'm open tomorrow after school (she's 17, I'm 18). I picked her up from her school at 3:00, we drove and talked until I parked at a wildlife refuge dirt parking lot. We originally planned to have sex right by the creek, but snow still covered the trail, so we just made out in the car, then we made our way to the back seat of my 93' Riviera. Made out some more, she grabbed my cock through my jeans, she took off her leggings, we first fucked missionary and I was playing with her tits while pumping her (she has 38DDs) . I came around 15-20 minutes of that (used a condom). We both rested for a while, she later her head on my crotch, I got hard again, I unzipped my pants, she stroked me and sucked me off and she really liked to rim my tip, I fingered her. She later went on to sit on my lap and she fucked me reverse cowgirl position (no condom this time). After a while, I was about to shoot ropes, she jumped off and started stroking my dick really fast and wrapped her lips around my cock and she then took all of my cum, and swallowed it. We got dressed. I drove her to the teen center in her town and dropped her off. I drove back home and started on my homework

Anal and cock work would be good. Good candidate for facefucking?

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If I want to sleep with them I kinda have to, otherwise they'll get a little surprise. I've flirted with guys before and got their numbers without telling them. I usually send a few sexy pics and then ghost them though because I don't wanna tell them in case they get mad >.<

I've been with ladies before, but mostly men now.

As long as you have that pretty face in the video.... that alone would make most cum.

A few days ago...

Being married sucks

Last night with some chick. Me and a bro are gonna be tag teaming some slut later tonight. Gotta love college

So how cute are you? Are you willing to post a pic?

What kind of guys are you pulling in on a scale of 1-10 ?

You have limited time living. Not to fuck someone in at minimum time span of a year. No more then a year. Not good for the mind nor body. Fuck someone every year. Do what I say.

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March 17 with her

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Nice cleavage, I'd like to lick between them titties to the nips.

Last night.

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It's been almost two years, a hottie twink I was chatting with came over to help measure me for a cosplay outfit and I ended up fucking him on the floor. He was pretty tight.

Last time I got fucked was over 3 years ago.

Show da pussy, mane.

last night

reporting in

maybe a month ago, coworker

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Look, I don't tell anyone how to live but, gentlemen you need to drain the balls with a person at least once a year. I give zero fucks if you have to pay for a escort, meth head, street Walker, whatever. You guys can not tell me I'm wrong. Really I believe it should be no less then once a month but, I didn't want to push you guys to fast.

Never

Age? Don't fuckin lie.

Honestly never, im 31 now and its kinda getting into me, in my 20s didnt care so much and i was afraid of rejection, satisfy a girl, any of that. late 20s thats when I got really depressed, now its just simply plain, no desire, no hope no nothig.

Why do people post these, what's the point?

Three years ago

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2010

Yeah, but now you have wizard powers. That's pretty cool.

2009

Its a bot

take two

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2015 or so

got to say, it is a bit over rated, and if it's your reason for being, you don't have much going on in your life.

Yesterday, GF of 4 years.

> making me sad dubs checked
Get out of your head, bro. They are just women, they are not above you. I'm being serious when I say if you feel you want to experience sex, search for a escort you like to talk to. Yeah, some affection is paid for but, that doesn't mean she doesn't like you as a person. What I'm saying is, women are women, get a pretty faced, tight body escort. You may look at live differently and see the confidence hiding inside of you b/ro. Stop procrastinating, don't talk about it, be about it. It's all in your mind, please understand that.

pretty fucked up, i watched some interview with a semi-famous guy, he is married with kids now, he says he misses playing wow, he was "happier" then, pretty crazy.

>dubs of a true b/ro checked
Fuckin nice ! I'd lick it.

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Almost 2 months. She's been depressed.
I almost got laid yesterday, missed out. She's feeling a tonne better so I think my days coming soon boyos.

last night

Nothing in the world feels better than fucking a pussy and then later that same day doing a different one. The differences, bush, lips, insides make you hard as hell, plus you last way longer and make the babe cum harder.

I have three regulars beside the wife. On some lucky days when all the schedules work out just right I can do all three plus the bride. I call those days, "The hat trick".

If you dont know what the hat trick is, look it up.

Just start your 40th thread this week, for fucks sake.

cool you get laid every two months? Fire that bitch

ok kiddo

>fellow cocksmen dubs checked.

Fake and most definitely gay as fuck

over 9 and a half years ago

Not that user but, no shit in real life, I have pulled the hat trick. And if you think you can't then guess what friend? You won't.

nobody would lie on the internet...

Does sex with your own sister count?

As of this week it will be a year since I came from sex. Fucked my ex raw after her bf left her. Had an ugly bitch in my house months back because she was begging me to fuck so i didnt have to try. Lost interest mid fuck

13 years ago.

>white people

Never, 34 years old Wizard, flesh is for the weak and the simple minded.

Aren't we all bots?

Im having sex right now.
Literally right now....

Last november. I'm married...

Like sands in the hourglass,so are the days of our lives...

Trap user are u still there

Some time in 2017.

I could have had quints..

Damn dude. How does that happen? She just lost interest entirely? Does she not understand that sex and intimacy are important to keeping a relationship alive?

Never, I'm 29 years old and have never even moved past first base

Always counts

Two weeks ago, with an escort girl. It was too expensive and I couldn't cum cause I was too anxious.
I've never experienced free sex.
Sad life

i fucked op's mom a week ago

discord
(O)---|13|---(O)
.gg/vvftDyy

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I'mma dude, but enjoy this fat man title anyway

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Last year when I was still with my ex

2 days ago perk of marriage

kek

This morning with my wife.

Jesus fucking cringe

Make up sex is some of the best.

not always the case.
I haven't fucked since last november and haven't even been married for 2 years yet.

Oof
Note to self: dont get married

Copypasta?

Couple days ago.
Will be having sex again in another couple days.

Tuesday

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jan 2019, broke up at the time though so single now

last weekend

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Literally 3 minutes ago.

Currently in my Chinese girlfriends bathroom browsing Yea Forums after morning sex

Since birth

3 years ago

Saturday

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Why did you have to specify her nationality?

august 2018 then me and my gf broke up shortly after. i havent been laid since but i bet she has

>shit that never happened

10 years ago

Never

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Mid January. Some chick asked me “if I was in my dorm” at 3:30am last weekend. Was asleep.

November 2018. Gf broke up with me the same night. Since then I haven't come across someone who I liked or found attractive enough to come up with the effort.

7 years ago

How does manipulating spacetime feel like?

A couple of nights ago, high on edibles. Fucking fab!

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>how does
>feel like
Pick one

>Since then I haven't come across someone who I liked or found attractive enough to come up with the effort.
This is how you die alonefag user.
Dive in.

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Last week. Ran the pool heater to take the chill off and fucked after dark out there.

post a picture of you

two weeks ago, will fuck her again tonight

So yeah, got any more?

About a month ago, don't miss the ass pain of dealing with women. I have a gay friend that jerks me off every Saturday and Sunday for 6 hours straight.

I am regularly fucking high class whores for about 8 months now, absolutley worth it

this morning

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Yes lol. That boat goat has sailed famarino

>tfw your gf isnt two cantelopes and a qtip.

Why do trannies all talk like a high dominatrix?

Just buy some sex user. Maybe all you need is getting over that hump!

Thats pretty gay. Bro.

Sunday. Threw the wife a stiff one. It was nice. Orgasms all around. After all these years, I can flip her switch like I'm turning off the lights.

In one of my many past lives no doubt

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Today

Last Thursday. Went on spring break

Been bout a year, only sex I ever had and she broke my heart and I’m going to kill kuself to me

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Tomorrow

3 years ago, on account of being in jail and shit

u did not fuck catplant you fucking faggot.

July 2015, with a 39 year old Chinese women. I was 29 at the time.

never.

34 and kissless virgin and wasting my time on Yea Forums.

What. The. Literal. Fuck.

Three weeks ago i rawdogged a stripper.
Going to get checked next week for stds.
Main concern is that she might be pregnant.
>she was actually expensive and the studio was top notch
so i might just be really paranoid.
Anons dont do this shit.

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3 months ago.. I guess
but i don't miss sex, life's been fucking me non-stop

25 year old master apprentice, reporting.

It's been about a year and a half... *sigh*

?? Dude, hookers totally count. They absolutely kill it at dick pleasuring. Bless them, all of them.

yesterday

>be me
>be 21
>came back from night of drinking with friends
>friend takes bar, gave girl whole bar of xanax
>she is beyond gone and had to carry her back to our apartment
>leave her on the bed downstairs
>friend passes out next to her
>roommate invites in mexican neighbors for first time
>roll up blunt
>smoke it with them
>i knock over ashtray and go downstairs to get vaccum
>see one of the mexicans trying to get inside passed out girl
>he had her doggystyle, she was still completely knocked the fuck out
>passed out friend was right next to them still asleep
>"what the fuck are you doing?"
>obviously know what he's doing, I wanted to see what he was gonna say
>wide-eyed looking crazy he speaks spanish back to me
>friend is still passed out right next to them
>walk away and go up stairs and text roommate he's raping her
>roommate sees the text while still smoking with the other mexican neighbors
>"where's your friend? who is he?"
>"Oh that guy? We don't know him, he's retarded, he's crazy"
>everyone goes downstairs and catches him trying to take her but she's total dead weight and drops her
>one of the neighbors drops his beer
>"you rape that girl?"
>cold cocks the fuck out of him
>nigga starts bleeding
>they're screaming spanish and he's scrambling for the door
>friend got told by girl she doesn't remember anything at all
>hear them fuck in the morning
pic related her

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Last week with a hooker if that counts. Last non-hooker was about a month ago.

Never.