Show me your morning wood Yea Forums

Show me your morning wood Yea Forums

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You have a tiny nutsack.

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Omg it’s you cranky user lol, everywhere all the time just like me

Almost forgot

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Kek OPs nuts are kinda messed up. Nothing to play with. Just two tiny beads
Dick is not too bad.
4/10

That's my kind of cock, OP. I would suck all the cum from those balls.

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OMG, best dick in this thread! Perfect in any way! I want you to fuck my wife every day while I jack my tiny dick in the corner and cry! I wanna paint the walls with those balls!

Why thank you

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>*Yawns*

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Rate please I'm kinda shy

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Cute, I would lick all that body and suck that dick for sure

bro drink some water wtf

You're one of the few cut cocks I'd gladly suckle, I prefer uncut.

That’s actually a massive compliment, thank you so much. I know people who prefer cut rarely find cut acceptable. And that’s totally understandable, but thank you user

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Post more of your legs

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Have you made an xtube or pornhub account yet?

you have an anatomically perfect dick dude

no homo

Having trouble figuring out how to record and upload videos on my laptop. I’m absolutely retarded when it comes to that stuff, and it’s the end of the school year so I’ve been ultra busy with finals and homework and shit

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Thank you user

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Post a few more so I can cum

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I love the hair. Your legs are great too

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Thanks. :)

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Keks

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Post kik

Thank you for posting more

Dubs demands, monsterbreeding

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Let's see your cock hard?

> Sexy teens links TOP/

lmy.de/x6j75

Anything for compliments from random strangers. :*

My cock doesn't get hard anymore.

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Tfw no thicc trap gf

Samefagging this hard

Go impregnate some boys you ManBreeder

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His name is bitch balls Bethany

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The edginess is over 9000

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Your fucking gross. Pretty sure you get off from people making fun of you that's the only reason you keep posting. Remember when you post your dick in chastity?you aren't breeding anything lmao

Keks never did chasity but ok guy, I actually go around often and make fun of the cucks. But I’m sure you’re one of those people who just always thinks reality and your wishful thinking are the same

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>keeps posting his ugly little balls
Just stop you have a little pink chastity cage

Idk is op a troller or legit mentally ill?

R8 this

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He's an annoying spammer been doing for 3+ years, I left for 2 years except back then he posted in chastity and like being bullied

Moar! Fuck all the jealous dicklettes

mentally ill

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Strongest cock in the thread

youtu.be/rSENDrE1FCA

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Thanks user

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kik skj0707

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Would love to see my wife ride that and drain those big balls

Post pics of her

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Thicc

MOAR

M o a r

Unless you want most of your flattery to come from literal faggots, you need to post content on more mainstream sites. You can get paid and fuck fangirls/hotwives

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More

Deflated and saggy purple balls
Real man

You got it user

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Water would help my dick look better ? Explain

Good God. Please tell me you're into smooth twinks...

If the ass is nice, why not kek

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Nice

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Nah, his name is actually handbreeder, has been for almost a year now.

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Best

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Realistic pokemon, keks

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He's been around longer then that his name is bitch balls because he likes being bullied for his little balls

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I'd sit on it.

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In reality I’m pretty sure people shitpost and larp the fuck out of that dick

Call him what you want, doesnt change his name

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cute, I'd love to dress you up

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Juan?

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Oh look.. the dick that is shown more than any other dick here on Yea Forums. So tired of seeing this faggot's dick.

Your cock looks crispy drink water for more hydrated skin.

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where do you live? 19/f/az

Yes it does you're just one faggot everyone else knows he's the bitch balls

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Believe what you want kiddo

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Jesus Fucking Christ, don't you ever get sick of posting your little pencil dick all over here? At the very least, take a nwe fucking pick, cocksuker.

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OH LOOK ANOTHER HANDBREEDER THREAD

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where are your balls?

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Youre literally the only person in this thread talking to yourself and calling yourself handbreeder

pleeeeeeeeeeeease be in arizona

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TIL: Handbreeder wants to be called bitch balls

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Michigan

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Running out of pokemon guys.

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Wait nevermind

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Good stop bumping your own thread bitch balls. Youre desperate for ppl to like you

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Whatever you say Mr Handbreeder

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90% sure bitch balls user is actually the handbreeder

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Oh no, I actually WAS RUNNING OUT OF POKEMON

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Tay Tay to the rescue

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Actually in Indiana sadly

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I'm cool with this

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Keep going with Tay , just saving here

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You are so gay

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Thabk you!!!

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You have shit taste in women bitch balls

My name is sam haha

Daddy breeder is that your dick on ad banner "juicy ads"

In the future perfect dicks like this will be the exclusive privilege of the ruling überrich

Great pic reeder

I really really really hope you are actually the handbreeder, cause if not this is even sadder lmao

Closer looks it's not, I think it was the pose that made it look familiar

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Hoping he kills himself tired of seeing his ugly little dick in every thread

Ha! Handbreeder would ruin that pussy for you entirely! You'd be lucky if you could touch her sides after with that little dick

Agreed!

Impossible, handbreeder only breeds hands, never women

Why do you samefag OP?
Your balls are to small to even breed a hand

Please be in Indianapolis

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