Janeane Garofalo Appreciation Thread:

I once got a blowjob from her after one of her shows in San Francisco.

I sold her a wig once. It was made of rat. She liked it and offered to rim me. I said no thanks because I didn’t want to get aids.

Total bullshit. I know her.
What she really wants is an obsessive stalker - someone who sits at home every night in their own filth, posting over and over again about how much they want to get with her.
If only that person had the guts to actually leave the house and meet her...but no, that type really just enjoys their own misery too much to make a change.

Tell that story.

Can confirm this is what she wants.

You tell it. I'm tired.

It happened to you, and I don't remember it.

She was cute 30 years ago. Looks like shaved baboon ass now.

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Oookay.

She hit on my friend when he was 17 and I was 22. It was at a MTV Rock the Vote rally. He claims she gave him a handjob but I don't know if it really went that far. I thought she was drunk but looking back I think it was just cocaine

Damn.

I've seen a lot of things over the years...

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Do tell.

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Faaaarrrrrt

LITERALLY

W H O
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Google is your friend.

Actually met her backstage at a comedy charity event for starving kids. I tried to talk to her but she cranked her leg and ripped a massive fart that stunk out the whole green room.

it happened to all of us! You just choose not to remember!
Dig!
Dig deep into the collective unconsciousness!!!!

viral marketing on Yea Forums is gay. we pirate movies.

unfunny jewess

Not Jewish. Italian/Irish.

Wow that kinda sounds like her. What did it smell like?

Haha.

It actually smelt like really potent pea and ham soup. This other comedian in the room nearly threw up.

kek

Fukn hell. Can’t tell if this is larp or real anymore

Whoah.

Janeane will be performing at Eastville Comedy Club in Brooklyn tonight at 8pm. Try yanking her hair there.

fuck off you can't have my data

Bump.

Whore

How dare you.

True story - a few weeks after 9/11, this lefty cunt was doing a set and she took time out to praise Bush and say that every American needed to support him and give him the benefit of the doubt and fall in line, yadda yadda yadda.

Then when the country had calmed down somewhat, she liked to pretend THAT never happened.

A few years after that, Doug Stanhope called her out on it, in Montreal.

She's a dumb cunty hypocrite.

checked and red pilled

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Chill.

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I really liked her Expedition to Mount Everest series

Don’t fuck it up bro, only wear formal if you are about to woo your waifu.

Ha.

this is a weird looking mill house. still not a meme

I want to get really close to her so I can slip a love letter into her back pocket without her knowing. I will even rub it on my own body so it has my pheremoqns on it to make her ovulate and get all horned up!

Managed to snap this pic of her foot one time.

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don’t know why this made me lmao but it did, so fuck you all and good night.

Jane, I know your star is fading. your PR firms Pugh to make you relevant here will not work. you are old, deal with it. the worst thing you did to yourself is the plastic surgery.

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Sweet.

She didn't have plastic surgery.

No need to be jealous taytay. Janine is just one of those eternally feminine women who look beatiful at any age. She will never look like a weird androdgenous heshe because she is allllllll woman and I want to lick her ears.

have you seen her stand up, or Mystery men? what about her days on Air America?

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agreed.

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What are you people, fucking disgusting?
What kind of weirdo would find that hollywood beast to be appealing?
Also, why do OP keep posting this cunt over and over, has she become ignored and wants attention?

Are you being paid by her publicity people to promote this beast?

In Cincinnati I recognized her at a bar. Not sure how anyone else didnt realize who she was. We took 3 shots of patron, ended up doing a line. We bullshitted for a couple hours just hanging at that bar. Hope she comes back to town someday.

Seen em all. She's admitted to botox and a chin tuck, but that's it.

Not at all.

Was that with the WKRP people?
Ya know, fantasy land?

Honk!

It was after a comedy set, presumably at Go Bananas. Not sure who hosted it because I didnt go. To be honest I wish I would have tried to fuck her, probably could of

Uh what

Mods?

My sister tends bar at a club in downtown Providence. She says Janeane comes in every couple of weeks with one of those folding tables and cologne and gum and stuff. I guess she knows the owner who gives her the ok. Apparently she collects tips as the bathroom attendant. She supposedly gets really close to you at the urinals and nods and smiles at people while offering them gum. But she never actually says anything the entire three hours shes in there. Even if someone recognizes her.