Haven't been laid in over four years and this summer I have to get laid.
An active 28 year old male. I'm doing this alone.
Gonna start at the beach.
Any tips from the Femanons? Pic: unrelated
Haven't been laid in over four years and this summer I have to get laid
Austin Lee
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Matthew Phillips
Why the FUCK have you not joined this discord already?
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James Morgan
Use stronger language and demand more money
Blake Barnes
Want to fuck my girlfriend? It's our kink. What state you in?
Landon Garcia
Live in Los Angeles. My stamina and reatard strength would make me the perfect candidate for a bull, but I don't know about cuckoldry. It seems too evolved for me.
Blake Moore
I prefer the term 'hotwife.' Cuckolding implies there's a humiliation aspect which we're not into.
We're in east WA anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chase Ramirez
Stronger language? Thats perfect for me because I've been reading the unabridged dictionary religiously for the last two years. Whatcha mean "demand more money" Like after I hang out with them, befriend them, then fuck, demand money afterwards?
Anthony Cox
On my way
Owen Cook
I’ll fuck your wife and then high-five you while pretending you’re not a complete faggot.
Parker Butler
Pics of the product.
Daniel Lee
Go to a grocery store and chat up the employees. Or leave a good tip at a restaurant and write your number on the receipt.
Getting laid is so fucking easy if you're not a complete dumpster fire. Do literally what I just wrote. It works at least one in five.
Luis Reyes
Just kidding I am not on my way and the term "hotwife" makes more sense. Since cuckoldry mean that your wife is unfaithful to you. She's still faithful to you even if we fucked. So cuckoldry wouldn't be the word. "hotwife" I like that. It's like both the males are agreeing hey look it's the "hotwife". Gotcha. I have this fantasy where I want to be on my daily constitutional and find a female, a stranger if you will, and fuck, in public somewhere. Like we get into a good conversation and then ask "hey I got like about ten minutes to spare do you want to go over behind there and fuck?" Would something like that work if I am somewhat attractive? Do girls think like that?
Leo Cruz
Don Lemon’s sub detected.
Brandon Perez
Fucking jew shills trying to destroy the white race. Would have to, but whites elected Trump. Avoid estrogen, fight and bred my brothers. Fuck die juden.
William Williams
Nolan Stewart
I go to the grocery store every single day. And the ladies there aren't in my age bracket. Well there is one. She gives me the look. But she's a BBW. Too be honest. I'm about to dive over into that threshold if I am deprived any longer. All I know is there has been some fucked up shit that's happened in my life in the last two years. Quit drinking. A lot of pent up shit. I've been running nonstop 6 to 8 miles, sometimes up to 12 miles every single day. It's manic really. But I got fucking strong with the wind of a gazelle. An indomitable gait.
28 years old. 6'2 170 pounds. Dick size well it's not the lengthiest but it's got neck and garth. And my last two girlfriends where dicked down.
I'm afraid because when it happens it's going to fucking rock the world. Like I am going to slay. Like a hot dog and a bun in a psychopathic knife fight. I just hope I wont summon any demons or kill anyone when the fuckaning commences.
Benjamin Ross
i cringed
Ayden Nelson
thanks
Christopher Ortiz
Was it the "fuckening commences" part? My realist approach, my desperateness for intimacy, or my perspective on things? I don't normally treat women like objects, but right now, I don't care if I sound like some pathetic desperate pervert. I need to fuck. I need to smell. I need to touch. I am a needy fuck.
Jaxson Flores
Yeah. Whatever.
James Scott
Honestly, I don't know how to meet women.
Fuck, how do I get by?
Liam Jenkins
Kind of you.
Owen Young
Oh I didn't realize behind the caption it was a picture of a pornstar. Pornstars aren't real people. I want the real thing. I just don't know what to say sometimes. What can I talk about? And what happens after you talk with them do you extract information from them before you leave? I try to go to church and devolop the social tools they use, but they want you to hang out with the guys first and play oh heavenly father for awhile, before you get introduced to the females of the congregation. I guess you can just talk to them after service. I apologize for the internal dialogue. Can any one give any tips. I am in my prime and time is ticking. Tick tock tick tock tick tock. You know? I plan on fucking throughout my life but I need to fuck now
Sebastian Nelson
op, here. I don't know how to meet women, but I can give this piece of advice. When you do see the attractive one don't stare, speak up and talk to them. About anything. Fuck it. Ask open ended questions. Actively listen. Look at the coverstion like a game of tennis and you're talking then they talk back. Back and forth. It sounds really obvious and stupid but if there's a connection there something can happen. If something's cooking when your talking, you know?
I mean tuck away all the sex stuff, until your alone with her in a dark ally then put her in the van ha ha ha I'm just clowning about that last part.
You'll get by, just take care of yourself, find your exercise, if you don't already have one. Always continue to learn. Don't rape anyone. I fucking miss the craigslist days. There was a girl, kinda skinny femboy looking but she wanted to do rape fantasy. Like fake break into her house and rape her. This was in 2016, before my best friend and mother died. I would totally fucking do that right fucking now. She died in a car crash last year though. MISS THE FUCKING CRAIGSLIST ADS
Jaxon Carter
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