She's only 5 feet tall but she's perfect. Explain that.
She's only 5 feet tall but she's perfect. Explain that
Logan Morales
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Jace Walker
have you seen her recently? she's a MESS. Ellen is a WASTE. plus she's a super cringey sjw "it's us gays vs them" kinda retard.
Ryan Wood
Bingo bro
Leo Hill
she meets all of your criteria for a mate? well you will never willfully fuck her so what's the point showing us ?
Josiah Peterson
Back in the early-mid 2000's she was perfect. Had a slight hint that she may have been a lesbian even then but my goodness was she attractive as a girly girl that was oh-so-obviously tomboyish.
But then when she came out she went to the hyper masculine side and she lost her sparkle. I miss cute, dainty, tomboyish Ellen Page.
Dylan Lopez
yeah she hit the wall fucking hard. saw her on colbert a couple weeks ago and was like wtf who the fuck is that, because fuck yeah she used to be perfect (and what "only" 5ft tall? shorter = better)
Elijah Scott
i was shocked when i read 'ellen page comes out as lesbian'. not because she was a lesbian, but because she was the most obvious lesbian to ever lesbian in the whole history of lesbianning and who could have seriously thought she wasn't.
Tyler Morris
James Carter
She's a fucking stupid cunt SJW and a frail, anorexic-looking has-been. You like here because...........
Aaron Ortiz
I'd really love to abuse the lil dyke, make her rim my asshole out with tears in her eyes
Hudson Anderson
Fucking good feet.
Bentley Young
yeah they're pretty good tbh
Brody Lee
fucking this so hard. why do you faggots keep adoring this midget communist cuntlicker, you know that when the civil war comes you all will be thrown in concentration camps, even if you are such beta cucks to her
Jeremiah Lopez
now... but earlier, shit
look at hebe ellen page, fucking gorgeous
Lucas Rogers
Why the FUCK have you not joined this discord already?
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Zachary Harris
And the reason she’s a lesbian
She wrote some blog about how her dad and uncle used to sexually abuse her all the time and video tape it
Started when she was like 10 and went on for years
They used to dress her up for it too, probably why she never really wears sexy shit and always looks tomboyish
Probably messed her up good
Jonathan Foster
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Wyatt Edwards
Are you shittin me? Dayum, if that’s true
Christopher Long
You are stupid, but stupidity is entertaining.
Easton Johnson
and you’re a faggot
Cameron Sullivan
Lol. Watching her try to act straight in that new Netflix X-Men rip off show was like watching someone slow dance with their dad.
Chase Allen
You know what else is 5 feet tall? Her forehead
Anthony Lopez
Anyone have proof of this?
That’s nuts
Caleb Hill
Fake