Ask a Femanon

I'm an assfag. I tried approching my gf with a finger here and there, but she bolts off like hit with lighning! Laughing and/or smiling tho, so do you think she really wants it? Should I just go dive face first in one day? Do YOU like getting your ass eaten?

I don't have tits either

What's the most embarrassing farting story of your life? The one where you farted?

Fucking ask her. Say you want to try it, ask if she'll let u do anything to her ass.

Also yes i love getting my ass eaten.

Hello,

Recently vented on /fit/ about this, and I'm already fairly confident about that answer, but do girls look for men who are a healthy weight (not necessarily fit, but just healthy) over those who are obese?

My therapist seems intent on making me believe otherwise.

Her answer is "noooooo", but as decribed above. Can't make clarity of it

femanon's,what kind of pussy do you have

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Yes, atleast I do. Plenty of women like "chubby" guys who are actually obese. I don't want a partner like that just because I used to be obesed but worked hard to be healthy now so I don't want someone with those kind of habits around me.

Is it in a playful tone? She could be embarassed to try ass play but I say don't risk it.

6 but hairy

What kind of birth control are you on?

Ever eaten pussy?

No. I've hardly done anything sexual

Abstinence

>female

>hardly done anything sexual

alright kid,your obviously not a real femanon.so get the fuck out troll,ill except a picture of your pussy time stamped as proof or im calling you a guy

You two need to fuck off & die already

expect i mean

Call me whatever you'd like.

show me your pussy

POST TITS FFS

Cool. Thank you. My therapist seems intent on making me accept my body and never improving (sounds like HAES bullshit) because she believes that's what will make me happy. In reality, seeing my fat body in the mirror makes me so angry and reminds me of what an undesirable loser I am.

Also, Tits? No women on the internet after all...

I tried but it didn't take

>Is it in a playful tone?
Very much so! Yet like I said, she bolts off like a rocket anytime I come near that region. She is embarassed 99%, but how do I get her over that shit? Can't force... well I could... but no! I can't force her down and eat her ass. How do I get her to lighten up and just let it happen?

Anna?

where's Anna

>Hi im female

>No tits nor timestamp

LMFAO

Hello, I hope you’ve been well.

Night user.

Ask her, tell her you’re into it and see what her reaction is, it’s not like it’s a disgusting fetish it anything, and yes.

Probably when I did it in a public restroom, no one knew it was me, but still...

Healthy, I prefer thin, but not obese anyway.

20 I guess.

~Anna~

I don't have tits, females don't exist here.

You don't have to follow everything your therapist tells you. Improve if you want to. Exercising and eating well really helped me gain confidence and discipline. I still have low self esteem but it's nowhere near as bad as it used to be.

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Why do you care is the more important question

Would you like be branded and collared like a slavegirl?

Do you prefer uncut/cut peniz, Anna?

None.

Someday, but let me at least finish the school year.

I’m here.

~Anna~

For the most part I'm alright, I hope you've been doing ok

Great! Thanks i've been alright.

~Anna~

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Wait for the right time. Try exploring other things in the bedroom. Get her a little more open to trying new things.

But theres always some things women still won't do for a man. This may be it for her. Just keep that in mind.

Lol

whats the average cock size you would accept a facefucking from?

Can women orgasm, then continue to masturbate and orgasm again repeatedly? Do you have a refractory period?

If I masturbate with lubricant, focusing on the head of my cock and edge for a while I cum hard, and can usually get out a second round. Same goes for good sex. Is it the same for women?

Eating well mostly being avoiding that coke and bag of potato chips? What did you do for exercise? Along with that, how did you develop the discipline to keep the weight off?

Also, what is your opinion on:

In a way I was.

No preference.

Yes, I’ve been alright, could be better.

Oh no...

~Anna~

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HOw can I slide into my ex coworker’s dms and eventually panties?

Will do. Thanks femanon! Have this kitty.

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Tell me what you think why ?? Just be truthful and brutal :)

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Would you get fucked by a dog for $1,000,000?

You're welcome! And thank u! I love cats!

Post more spiderman

Oh for fuck sakes not this shit again

Well, Papa was about 7 inches, so I guess that.

Typically yes, sometimes the clit becomes too sensitive and you have to wait a moment.

Start by being friendly.

Get fit and lose a bit of weight.

No.

~Anna~

>Would you get fucked by a dog for $1,000,000?
Would you get fucked by a dog for $10,000,000 then?

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How do I start by being friendly? What do I say? How do I keep the conversation going?

No, my dad left me plenty of money, more than I could ever spend. I have no need to degrade myself in such a manner.

~Anna~

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If you had to eat another female, who would it be?

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Eating well as in actually eating veggies and cooking for myself. Definitely keeping soda and chips and sweets in moderation.

As for exercise i jog, lift a little, and try to follow dance videos on youtube. I feel dumb with the dancing but it works. I get winded quick.
Keeping the weight off relies on how well I've ingrained these new habits. I'll have bad days or weeks but I love how pretty and great I feel now. I don't want to go back to feeling gross and frustrated at my appearance and physical inability to do anything.

As for the women going around without a top, I'd prefer not to see them. It's just not my thing so ai definitely not participate. And frankly just sounds a little dumb.

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I wouldn't do it again user.

~Anna~

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I think you need to go out insead of using tinder if that's the case.

Probably my cousin, she's pretty good looking eventhough i've never been attracted to girls.

Please stop...

~Anna~

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Did you two get along? Flirt, make arrangements to meet.

Wanna cuddle?

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Uh...Hard to say user, I’d really have to think about it.

At least do something funny.

~Anna~

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Thank you for the advice! I hope you have a good like!

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Not enough spiderman!

Moar

Vchan reporting in!

Actually happened recently. I was laying in bed without underwear and laying on my side. My bf went to use the bathroom and I had farted without much thought but to my horror I felt something seemingly wet. Come to find out it was just a little more than a fart. It really caught me by suprise and i usually dont trust farts if I felt something off but I felt nothing wrong. Luckily it was such a small amount that only a tiny bit got on the sheet. I debated just trying to clean ut off with a lysol wipe before my bf returned because I was highly embarrassed and didnt want him to know but then my conscious kicked it and I couldnt just leave the sheet on there. I removed it and I just waited by the window contemplating my choices and thinking how I'll explain the missing sheet to him.
He came In...saw me standing at the window and the missing sheet. I sighed and I started nervously laughing and I said to him "you know there comes a time in a relationship where things will go to the next level..." he seemed confused for a minute and then said "...what did you do?"
I laughed unable to say.
"....you farted...?"
"...well...not just farted..."
"OMG LOL"

The end.
And he still hasent let me live it down

-vchan

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Wow, so big u cant be contained in one thread.

Kys

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Like still be in love with a dead retard after 30+ years of being raped by him?

Post a timestamp you fucking retarded faggot, posting multiple times answering yourself as if people know who you are LOL.

No one fucking knows you, post a timestamp of shut the fuck up

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Thats cute. Thank u for sharing that story!

LMFAO jesus christ V

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You need to work on your spidey posting.

Pretty close to 20

I've been on the pill for years.

Nah that's a bit cringey

When I orgasm I need to chill out for about a minute before I can go back at it.

-vchan

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discord
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.gg/vvftDyy

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Can you make cummies without finger action? And is doggy the best pos for this?

Which pill? There's a lot of them.

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Wow user, you really showed me, I’m literally shaking right now.

>post a timestamp of shut the fuck up
Ok.

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Yes, of course. Any position will do for me, but I’m sort of weird like that.

Not sure why that’s upside down, but ok.

~Anna~

get out your vagina, tits and body like that at that angle suggest a trapfaggot.

Lol cute? Well glad that someone thinks so!

HAHA I get really embarrassed when he brings it up but it was a pretty funny moment.

-vchan

>being this new

~Anna~

I believe it's called cyclafem 7/7/7

Been taking it for so long in an hardly remember Haha

-vchan

more spiderman

how does it feel to be a fucking sperg roastie

Christ I'm drier than a ginger drinking lemonade in canada

Not such a good idea to mix this shit with booze, taste is awful

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>drier than a ginger

I'm triggered.

But hey I've mixed that with some Jack and it wasnt too terrible!

-vchan

Ive never tried mixing a drink with that. Thanks for the tip.

Regular lemonade is good with booze!

Does your bf cum inside you?

lol me, new LOLOLOLOL!

YOU'RE FUNNY!

That stuff is nasty enough by its self SD, try just plain lemonade or ginger ale next time. I got a bottle of it because I like both, but something about mixing them together is awful.

If you say so user...

~Anna~

Does squirt really exist or is it just girls peeing for our own enjoyment?

All the time. That's literally the way it always ends.
Havent had a real scare at all.

Shes right though. You're clearly new.

-vchan

I didn't use Jack, I added a bit of Gin

I'm not. You're retarded.
I'm like so old that my hair has thinned.
And I'm like a fucking warlock tier.
I would come here on and off after I graduated undergrad.

That was in the mid 2000s.

Not that I ever understood calling anyone a newfag.

Choose what you mix with it carefully or it'll have bad taste results like mine does
It's a little too late for that now Lol

Does it drip out while you sleep? Or what?

Squirting is indeed pee (guys hate to accept it)
But its not something that's done voluntarily (unless obviously in porn).
It's a sudden loss of bladder control.

It's happened to me and it does feel pretty great but it is just pee.

>inb4 pee drinkers attack me with "facts" of it being magical girl cum lol

-vchan

it's fucking piss. And gross :(
I think girls do have ilke... a whiteish wetness/smegma or whatever though? Like when wet/aroused etc.

Asking just to clarify.

Ahh I see. When us boys pee after ejactulation you can feel your urethra tingle a little bit from the contraction. I still wanna take female cumshots tho.

Ah that's the problem. Gin is terrible lol

Sounding a bit overly aggressive there Haha

No. We have baby wipes by our bed that are specifically for cleaning ourselves after. I usually hop off him and clean it out of me with a wipe. I had having cum sitting inside. It feels gross.

-vchan

Yeah I figured fuck it & grabbed the nearest bottle turned out to be a bad idea

I'm always "aggressive"....
Comes from being consistently cooped up in yourself from social norms and laws.

As a femanon, do you feel empowered being on a male-mayority website with a lot of males? Do you feel unconfortable with the blatant sexism of this site, or you feel comfortable on this environment?

What drives you to post/lurk on Yea Forums?

Does chocolate really help with your menstrual cycle? I’m planning on getting bars of it every day of it if I ever get a girlfriend?

Oh yea that just mother batures lube. That's just basically a slow dripping mucus.
Kinda like how you're mouth us naturally wet and slimy and gets a bit wetter when you're about to eat and shit.

A vag basically has the same mucus though it can have slightly different consistencies. Sometimes more gory like liquid boogers or more thick almost like semen.

But that slowly drops out of the vagina during arousal normally.

"Squirting" is just pee shooting out of the urethra

-vchan

Hell to the yes

Can't say I feel empowered. Its just a website with lots of boards that can have interesting discussions.

The sexism and aggressive behavior in some boards is kinda funny. But overall its not uncomfortable. The anonymity helps with that I guess.

Is the “all girls are bisexual” bullshit true?

I’m sorry for the way they treat you.

If it helps its just slightly. But most girls like chocolate so it'll make her happy that you thought of her and want to make her more comfortable.

Ok I’ll remember this? Is there anything that can really help menstraul cycles though? I want to help ease her pain.

when you go swimming does the water get in your vagina

Same here. A shame that in this website which should shelter some people from being bullied in real life ends up making other people feel bullied or at least unconfortable.

For me it's hard to pee after an orgasm. At first I wondered why but I'm pretty sure it's because the blood flow that had just rushed to my vag temporarily swells the urethra so it makes the home even more narrow. (Not sure if that's actually factual but it seems like the logical reason)

Yea next time just stick to whiskey!

I dont feel any empowerment really. Pretty much indifference.
I was a tomboy growing up so I always had that ",just one of the guys but with tits" kinda feeling so being here felt natural for me.

Some would consider me sexist against females but I personally dont really think so.

What drives me to post here?
The community. Being around people who I feel I have things in common with.

-vchan

It's a myth, been proven chocolate even dark chocolate doesn't do shit. Fun fact for ya chicky, no shit proven science for helping a cramping vag? A good fucking. Look it up, if you think I'm full of shit.

It’s not hard for me to pee after I cum, even though our erections are mostly blood anyways.

Fuck off Anna you attention whore

Noted Whiskey it is

I mean i like watching girls in porn but i only want dick irl.

Lots of girls are curious. So are guys.

What drives me is i'm bored as hell and no the sexisim isn't that disturbing to me after witnessing the shit sandniggers think is ok

Same with me. I only watch straight porn with white men because I Project myself on the man because I can’t cum unless the attention is for me. Are you that way too or do you like the form but don’t like pussy?

As a guy that used to think I was bi until I tried doing butt stuff to myself causing me extreme pain, discomfort & to bleed out of my anus

Porn with other dudes even if it's a trap is better way to go to get your fix

when you go swimming does the water get in your dick?

I can cum easier if I have something penetrating my butt but I’m not gay since I don’t find men attractive at all.

Where's a good place for a shy/submissive boi to meet the ladies?

fetlife perhaps?

It's only gay if it's another man's dick user

It's not that it "helps" it's just a craving.
Just like how you guys get cravings for foods so do we but a little more aggressive.
Also period cravings wont just be chocolate and song girls womt have any cravings. Me personally I enjoy I've cream and chips the most during my period.
Sometimes even pickles.

I like tits and ass a lot and I love pretty girls but the thought of another vagina grosses me out.

Does the water do into your butthole when you swim? Lol
Same thing basically. Though if I played down in a tub and opened my vag then some water would come in.

-vchan

Can girls ejactulate from anal penetration alone? Or it just a porn thing?

Tumblr. But be careful

Maybe. Depends on the girl.

Sort of true. The cravings are true but as I said. It's not just chocolate and there are no foods that actually lessen the physically symptoms.

And sort of true on the fucking. It's actually more of "feeling pleasure temporarily will numb pain"

-vchan

158 replies and 34 images and no tits. Time to leave guys

Would you date a shemale then? They have both tits and dick. Do you like a curvy butt for men? I’m losing a lot of weight but my butt is still pretty thick and I want to know if I should flaunt it when chasing girls.

how can i fake being a femanon on an image board

Also is there a preferred height for women? I’m 6’5 but is there a cut off generally for too tall and intimidating?

Browse any other thread here theres plenty of free tits everywhere.

>ITT: Thirsty faggots think that some faggot twink is a real female.

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Best way to meet a woman? Just cold approaching seems fucking weird as hell, but I'm not really sure what else to do tbh. Any advice?

Is 5 inches enough

Put on ur big girl panties and just make a post. No need to even say ur a chick theyll pay attention without tits

The answer is yes. It might not be a huge amount, but public pools are full of water that's been in and out of all sorts of holes. Why do you think they need so much chlorine?

People just let's the sluts post away anyway. We use to ignore them if they didn't abide by the rules. Now look at em

I'm 5'2 and i generally find anyone above 5'8 too tall. My bf is 6'2 but that was a surprise. I'm generally not into tall or white guys, yet here i am in a ldr.

I like smaller weaker men but it's diffrent for every woman. also bumping with a cat

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6'5" is a sweet spot. you dont pull more girls once you get over 6'4"/6'5" really, but it's just big enough to be huge to them. above 6'5" you start to run into problems with doorways.

>source: 6'8"

it depends on the woman... personaly 5in is pushing it but 4 in is right

Its about average so yes.

What color are you? I’m a white redneck but I love women of color just as much as white women.

How deep is your vaginas? Porn make it seem like my 6.5 inch dick isn’t pleasurable.

Anna, don't you have school tomorrow? Sweetie,it's time for bed!

Bye user see ya.

I dont like guys with a girly kinda butt. It looks weird.

And I've thought about shemales actually. Still dibt really do it for me.

Dunno.

Anything taller than me (5'5) is good.

-vchan

The search for the clittoris continues

It depends on the woman but it tends to be 2-5 in... don't worry about it though most of the nerves aren't in the vagina

It’s plump but it’s not really girly tbh. You could get a handful in public and I kinda want to have my ass squeezed by a girlfriend tbh.

Latina. Mexican to be specific

What exactly should I do in the event of cunninglingus? I want to make my future gf happy and satisfied.

Oops pls refer to

Is there a problem with white men? Do you fear that you’ll be seen as a fetish or seen as more of a “passionate” alternative to white women? Do you have a problem with an ex’s white parents disapproval because of your ethnicity?

I’m the same person.

Hi Anna!

10 with hair.

I've only ever been able to do that once. I've only come twice in one go and 4 times in an entire day. There's a refractory period for me, anyways .

I do not. I am uncomfortable, but I don't talk about it unless I really have to. I only go to Yea Forums for porn and threads like these.

No. I know a number of straight girls.

Dating apps, perusing your interests, and just generally being nice.

-Lesanon

Les short for lesbian? Why do you not like men?

No nothing like that. I just dont generally find them as attractive as latinos or black men.

My bf is cute and perfect tho

Oh ok.

Yo, me too!

Les is short for lesbian. I do not experience attraction to men. It's the same way you don't like men, assuming you're straight.

-Lesanon

Is there a particular reason for it. I don’t believe in the “Born this Way” bullshit. There is not and hasn’t ever been a gay gene.

Not to mention real homosexuality does not exist. There is almost always a feminine and a masculine in homosexual “relationships”.

Femanons, how did you first stumble upon Yea Forums?

I cannot experience romantic or sexual feelings for men. I've tried. It just doesn't happen. I don't think there's a gay gene either. Never claimed there was. Why don't /you/ like men?

-Lesanon

Is there truly a difference between having love for somebody vs being in love with somebody?

I’m guessing because men are supposed to like women. The hips and breasts are inherently desirable because that is just what our animal instincts tells us too.

If I were to fuck an animal, which one would you find acceptable? Like I would be ok if you fucked a dog

Watching anime with my brother. We would browse threads on Yea Forums together.

None. None none none

New to convo. Would it be a bad Idea to tell my gf "I told you so" when her bff uses her again.

Also sodomites are a vector for disease. The anus will bleed during penetration. That’s why the blood borne AIDS disease is ever present in gay and bi men. Also people who are into pozzing should be lined up against a wall and shot.

Got here because I’m a Trump supporter and I heard that Yea Forums and /pol/ in particular would be a great place for me on FB.

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Of course. I have love for my parents and I'm love with my boyfriend.
The difference is that I am sexually attracted to my bf lol

I honestly cant think of one. I love animals too much to think of them sexually.

-vchan

Why do women generally like pink and feminine stuff?

Some people dont like that but some people can handle it. Personally I'm a pretty blunt person and i dont believe in soaring feelings if someone's being dumb.
Eventually she will learn on her own.

-vchan

I think so. I wish I could define it, but I don't really know either. I love a lot of people, but I've only ever been in love with one or two. Your brain just gets a certain way and you just know.

I think human beings are more complex than going off of what is inherently desirable. We're not a simple race that only breeds to keep ourselves alive. We're varied. We're not even the only species that has homosexuals in it. Something else I'd like to let you know is that you don't have to like women if you don't want to. I used to feel like I was supposed to like men too and didn't understand why I didn't. I agree that women are extremely desirable, though.

Yes. Try to be understanding and comforting. What has her friend been doing?

Lube is a thing. The AIDS crisis already happened and it was devastating, but it taught us how to have sex safely. Plenty of heterosexuals are HIV positive as well. A lot of them are IV drug users. During the AIDS crisis, a lot of people who died were doctors and EMTs who came in contact with infected blood while treating patients. No one knew. What I'm trying to say is this argument against gay people is very old and that times have changed. If "pozzing" is the thing where HIV positive people try to infect people who are clean, I also think that's really fucked up.

-Lesanon

Just conditioning.

If you as a little boy had pink toys and crap you probably would have grown up to like that stuff too.

My favorite color is black though.

-vchan

What's your favorite and least favorite thing about your body?

HIV is still spreading and Homosexual men and Bisexual men are still the majority of new cases. They usually have more than a thousand partners in their lifetime and will regularly cheat on their husbands. Gay and bisexual women are also more promiscuous than straight women. Also gays have way more domestic abuse then straight people but the media pretends that there is nothing wrong with gay relationships when the fact of the matter is that it’s inheribtly flawed because of the dynamics. There is plenty wrong with LGBTs.

Favorite is my skin. I love my color, especially in the summer i get darker.
Least favorite I guess appearance. People can't tell my ethnicity sometimes and it can get annoying.

You a fan of makeup?

I agree, Black is pretty rad.

S= bff
S likes to manipulate my gf into cancelling her time with me so they can hang out because her mom has cancer. Well that ended because S's mom died a few months ago. Gf didn't want to go but S kept pushing saying she's not a real friend and that she only cares about herself and that S will remember this when something like this happens to gf. All in all. Bad friend. Manipulative in more ways then I'm willing to write and used both parents deaths to make her come over when she knew gf was very uncomfortable.
Tldr
S is manipulative and only cares about what happens to her

What sexual position is more pleasurable for women?

>favorite?
My nose

>least favorite?
My upper arms

Makeup is my stress reliever!
I think I'm pretty decent with it.
Though I wouldnt use it as a crutch.

Black just goes with anything and Its flattering to everyone! It's a safe proof color!
90% if my wardrobe is black!
10% is just dark floral dresses lol

-vchan

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Yeah I got into black because most of my shirts were dark because I’d always spill something on me as a child.

Favorite thing: My hair
Least: Nothing else

All I'm gonna say is you're deeply misinformed about the LGBT community and it's not gonna take a single lesbian on Yea Forums to change your mind. Please take a look outside of your echo chamber. Hate only leads to more hate.

Yes, when I have time! It's fun.

That's really awful. Something I was told once is "people don't like to hear when they're in an abusive relationship" so honestly, all you can do is remain supportive while your gf is dealing with her abusive friend. Sorry she's going through this.

-Lesanon

Femanons, what do you like receiving flowers?

How quickly can you run a mile?

Does the cervix being hit actually feel like a gut punch?

That’s not hate. That’s science that has been proven with non-biased blind studies. The 1000+ lifetime partners is an average from a study of what gay men themselves say.

Not often and not early on in the relationship.

However my bf of 4 years has gotten me flowers only twice recently and I LOVED it.
When a relationship is fresh all the gifts and crap are almost expected and dont really seem that meaningful.

However giving a girl a rose after years of of being together is the sweetest thing. It's the little gestures that mean more as the relationship ages

-vchan

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Thanks for your input, I just care about her a lot and wanna make sure he knows I'm someone she can fall back on

I see.

Pffft I couldnt. I have weak lungs so I unfortunatly run out if breath easily Haha

YES. hell even worse. To me it feels like someone just took my intestines and ripped them apart

-vchan

Femanons, do you watch porn and how often. I hear that women watch porn a whole lot more than is expected. And if so, why? Is it to aid masturbation, learn techniques, or what?

>I have weak lungs so I unfortunatly run out if breath easily Haha
nothing to do with the smoking, lack of exercise, and 40lb of spare fat you're carrying around right

Why do women like big dicks so much then? Seems like it would just be painful.

Nope.
I dont even smoke! Lol

When I was young and thin I couldnt run either. I was born with shit lungs from the start lol

-vchan

Aid masturbation. I watch some maybe 2 or 3 times a week.

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6 to 7 minutes. 8 if im very lazy on my workout.

When I was a virgin it was curiosity.

Now if I watch porn it's to use as imagination material. Like putting my face and a celebrity crushes face over the couple fucking lol

Girls that think they like big dicks better are just retards that dont know what good sex actually is.
They're told "bigger is better" and they believe it.

I've had dicks of all sizes and some of the best were the smallest

-vchan

How do you really feel about cumshots or swallowing cum? Is it just a thing in porn to increase the hormone flow or is it real?

That's pretty impressive.

Thank you! I worked hard to get here!

At what age range does it become weird to call someone a girl instead of a woman?
How about boy vs man?
Would you get offended if you're called the wrong term?

How can women tell the difference between fantasy rape and real rape?

I dobt think there is a limit. I think grown women dont really have an issue with being called girls unless its clearly meant to be insulting (i.e "whatever little girl").

Where as I think men get really pissy if you call them boys for ANY reason lol

I had a dude on here flip his shit because I just simply stated he was a boy and he was like "boy?? Boy? I'm a fuckin man!"
Lol

-vchan

I think men just go through a phase between about late teens and late 20s where they get offended by the term "boy", because they're still pretty close. After 30, it doesn't matter anymore.