Hypothetical Scenario: You have to get rid of a dead body without getting caught. What do you do?

Hypothetical Scenario: You have to get rid of a dead body without getting caught. What do you do?

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Eat it.

cut it up into smaller pieces and drive around at night, tossing the pieces away in random spots. Drive as carefully as possible to not get pulled over. If possible, switch out your license plate with someone else's without getting caught. Basically make sure you don't get caught and you're good. Don't buy gas with your card, make sure you have enough that you don't have to stop at a gas station and avoid places with cameras.

literally my first thought

Shave their head and feed em to the pigs

Cut fingers off and pull teeth

Get diesel fuel, burn the body im a barrel out in the country until all that is left is ash.

Put the fingers and teeth in cement

Throw the cement into the ocean

Acid bath for teeth and fingers if you can aquire without a paper trail (most cant)

>Basically make sure you don't get caught and you're good

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I wouldn't post suspiciously about the topic on Yea Forums, for starters

Cut the body up into small pieces, encase said pieces in cement, drive all across the state dumping them in random locations, such as lakes, dumpsters, scrapyard, etc, all while making sure not a single piece of my DNA is found anywhere on the body. Then I'd go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all of it to blow over

Listen to the song “Dead Body Disposal” by Necro, pretty good legit instructions

>most cant

I see this a lot, what do people mean? I can go to any hardware store in literally a thousand miles and buy gallons of muriatic or sulfuric acid with cash, no questions asked.

Weighted oil barrel + ocean

Either throw it in a river or in a ghetto, try to not being seeing by anyone and then hope for the best.

Ok well then do that instead of the cement.

That's a terrible idea.

stab bladder , lungs or any other parts of the body that can make a body float get the body waaaay waaaay far where i kill that person ( like the sea o beach / in case of beach put the corpse in a barrel and throw it in the water ) obviously burn and eliminate gradually the evidence in other states for more security

I live in a small city with so much grasslands and farmlands around it, and many of them have woods, others don't. All it would take is a few hours drive away from population and several more miles into the boonies. Followed by a walk through the middle of nowhere with a shovel in the dead of night.

Get ops mom to eat it or fuck it or something.

Dissolve it in caustic acid, then dump the fluid far away

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Chop a tree down over the body in an area with little to no foot traffic so when people find the body itll be decomposed and look like an accident

Make napalm and throw it on the body

Buy a pig farm and throw the body in there

it depends where you live, for example if you live in a rural area you con go to a farm and feed it to animals, or you can just go to a cemetery but not today CIA NIGGER

Steal a car and cover that bitch up with gasoline and put the body in the front seat and cover that faggot up get the cat engine soaked and set it ablaze somewhere off the highway and walk home.

Now this is what im talking about
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Two things you gotta know.
First. Get rid of the body.
Secondly. Don't get caught.

You do those two things, and you're good.

Soak it in diesel for a week till it turns to jelly then burn

Or a meat grinder

>Done

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