Whats stronger Yea Forums?

ITT: Children.

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This

be a man...funnel them both

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fucking genius

to be fair, if you drink enough water fast enough you will also die since your kidneys wont be able to handle it and al the salt will come out of your cells and heart will stop.

milk is better you cant fucking prove me wrong on that

Mix them together for maximum strength

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good to know

im having a Manhattan right now

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drink both

ya but what the fuck is water?

If you're just looking to get trashed, mix the vodka with something and start chugging.

TRUTH.
Checked the thread to see it anyone said this...

Taste is subjective. Nothing to do with being a pussy. This kind of language leads to all kinds of trouble.

yeah but what?

If uve never drank, vodka is definitely going to be easier than johnnie walker black. It’s scotch btw

Sky's the limit, but soda or fruit juice is a pretty common choice, just grab one you like.

>never drank before
You're gonna feel something unique tomorrow! I'd go with whiskey, but for you i'd recommend vodka redbull.

god damn it
alright then

>i want my first time to be as brutal as can be.

Then mix both together and chug

Sip it with something you enjoy. Go light, on a standard glass fill one up to halfway your pinky nail and fill the rest up with a mixer like coke, etc.. Don't overmix to 'get fucked up'. Alcohol tastes like shit and will fuck you like Satan's cock on a Tuesday.

Now sip that shit. Let yourself feel a warm glow and a slight disconnect from your front brain. Feel your eyes latency. If it's stupid high, you're stupid drunk and will feel terrible the next day.

Now fast forward fifteen years. All you do is drink and work. Hopefully you don't start your morning off with a shot or a bloody mary every morning. You avoid painkillers cause your liver is fucked up enough already and you know your organs are starting to swell but nothing hurts and you're alive so that's okay.

A few years later you start to smell something. It's kind of weird, a bit like standing at a urinal, but you're feeling okay and nothing's hurting. So you keep going but you start to notice it more when you do. You don't know what's happening, but you're okay and there's no pain.

Then you smell pee non-stop. What the fuck is this? But pee is urine and urine is in your blood and now you reek of piss all the time. But your okay, despite a bit of pain in your sides or back. You're young still and you can handle shit, you don't black out anymore and you're appropriate when you need to be.

Then you fall asleep and never wake up.

So no, don't try it with anything. Alcohol is a legal heroin and there's a reason we vilify drunks.

think he’s just saying it that way cause scotch/whiskey is an acquired taste. Gotta balls it thru ur first 40 glasses til it starts tasting ok.

achem
ever clear with a tampon or stay home

Fuckin mr buzzkill over here. Difference between gettin a little fucked up and chronic alcohol use you fuckin dweeb

Get a beer bong and a bottle of 151 rum, then lay on your back, put your legs up and insert the beer bong hose into your rectum. Then proceed to pour the 151 rum into the funnel, thus having it go into your anus. Keep your legs back with it in your anus for a least 10 minutes and you'll be wasted

First one then the other

do u really do this? or do u just want to see someone else do it

That difference is one drink.

This

No, it’s a difference in mentality and reason for use as well as the amount of usage. You haven’t been around many alcoholics if you think this

This is the best you can do. Thank me next week.

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I've done it once with a Modelo and got totally smashed. I want to see someone do it with extremely strong alcohol

Look at the proof rating stupid. Can't find that? Find % alcoholx2 =proof. Jesus I hate this place

You are probably going to die.

Anyone who gets addicted to anything is a weak willed faggot who deserves it

ya, noted thanks user

Drink the Absolut tonight and save the Johnnie for when you're old enough to drink legally.

.... worst. bait. ever.

Check the alcohol content.

Drink 190 and don’t be a bitch.

>whats stronger Yea Forums?
PROOF is PROOF.
if its' 80 proof (40%alc.) ANYTHING, it's a\the same as far as intoxication.
How much you suffer the next day, because you are drinking newbie, well that's another story

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