PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practicing black magic for 17 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets get serious:

EVERY post that ends in 00 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 99 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only reply if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

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I remember this pasta from six years ago, get a life bro.

Come at me with your so called magic

Fuck it I'll give it a shot

I've got nothing to lose

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Kill me

Aside this shit being stone cold pasta ...
FUCK YOU!

Can 66 count as an upside down 99? Or is that inverse death?

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Rollolol

bullshit. come at me bro

We got a winrar

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Gimme that 99

hoping for a 99

hi

need a 00

Oh boy

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Hand over your money cuck

>in

Lol get it on

Here comes the Monayyy

What the fuck?

>limit reached

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I honestly don’t care which lol

rollerino

Did you really have to be an intel until you turn 30?

Go back to /x/

>Black magic
What are you, racist?

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Let's get it

No risk, no fun...

Shit, do we get more than one?

Nice get

roll

Based Lucifer is right

Alright Satan.

Haha

Can I have the pussy instead

Would be cool is it worked. I'd honestly rather just die, so can we get on with this?

So what. You get a life if you remember this shit still. Fucking psuedo old fag.

Here goes nothing...

Sure.

bro can i not be lonely

pls

FUCK ME UP FAM

Gib muney

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Reroll one more time

FUCK, SO CLOSE

Nice and cool

Fight me.

FUCK

Go?

Hand it over. that thing, Your dubs. For my waifus dreams...

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Roll

rawl

I don't need it

Whynot

Roll again

cant hurt, right?

Either one works for me

Ends in 911
That must mean somethin

Lucifer banished op

roll. hope i die a painful death

PILEBEP?

plsss

k lol

Why am I trying so hard

close

Roll

fuck it

Please bless me

OP is a faggot

I win

LETS GO 99

fucking rolling

gib wealth

Meh, just use some basic pentacles and you can cancel out the 99 risk.

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Soon

My mom told me confidence makes me win

rolling

lets go boys

roll

Gib da luk

Rollin

roll time

Now

rolling now

rolling derby!!!!

maybe paddy luck will help

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gib cash

give the goods

rollin rollin rollin

Timing is key

OP better fuckin deliver

give me some good shit

Watch im probably going to die.

Magic isnt real go back to hogwarts fag

Check 'm

Reroll

it's a win-win situation so why not

Roll

99 please

Im lucky

rollllll

roll

Bring it on bitch

THE POWER OF COMMUNISM COMPELS YOU

rollon

sounds good

Oh no

I've applied for a new job that I'm not qualified for. I'm good as fuck at talking tho. Roll.

roll
please god give me death

tits or gtfo

Rerawl

COMPELS YOU

Rip me

you almost die nigga

Motherfucker, that’s TWICE I got 01

Close one

Give me the money magic man

I have Allah(swt) on my side. Your pathetic black magic will achieve nothing for you besides one free ticket to eternal suffering in hell.

hnnngh

I don't care if it's fake both results seem pleasant to me

Fuck it

HNNNNNGH

Rerolling

lol that was close

rolling

AAGAIAN

99 lets go

rerawl

Please make bless me with your magic, either one is good for me

Reroll GET

BRING IT

yeEt

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Go

Captcha makes this fucking annoying, but not like I’ve got anything better to do

go go go gog ogog go go

Roll again boyo

Death or money? Sounds like a win win huh

YEET

I hope i die if not, Kys faggot

pls my children are dying

RICHES OR DEATH

what for 11? Will I find some spare change in my pants pocket?

jjn

Kek me down

Dubs

AAAA

GET

Alright you fuck

Nothing will happen to me user

Riches no

We out here

Ruches now

Doubt kills more dreams than failure

Oh no

The cash or your dick

violent death it is

Rip

any luck?

F

if I win I’ll buy just, so many hookers

R.I.P my mans.

00

Kys

rolling for that cute glasses girl in the porn ad

tits

khv

Come on sweet death!

roll

one last roll

Thanks bro! (y)

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For my father, please.

rolllll

So close

can’t wait to have a sugar baby and/or funeral

uhvb

Rolling

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monayyyy

wef

If 00 I will share the wealth with my fellow shit posters in any way I can.

Oof,’close one

Come bitch, greeks are afraid of no one

rip

win win situation here

That's real fuckin' neato

Lol I won’t,’I’ll just buy me a castle and fill it with whores

I tried. We are all going to be poor forever.

khhvbh

death pls

99 pls

kill me

ldjf

god help me

Satan help me?

pih

rawl

Either way I win!

LUCKY 69

F

Fak

Fuck it

its been years since ive seen one of these threads.

last time i played i rolled a 99.

i’m a ghost btw

time to win

Skype the death

We LOVE bait

If I die I’ll livestream it

Rolling my niggas

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fuck it I'll try

Oh hey, might get it this time

ok

Roll

Defense. Wins. Championships.

sage sage sage

sage sage sage sage sage

Sage

here's to violent death

Win

last time

Come
On 00

Time to hire people to fill Yea Forums with even more cancer

99 get

00 jdhhdhdh

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00$;&;$;&

Ffffffffffffff

test

Gggggg

oh shit oh shit

Fuck my shit up

Gimme that 99

Roll

f

Busses

bet

you wont

Store front

Rolling for the wealth lol

Going on a road trip
99 GET

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faggot

99

>rolled 99
fuck

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nigger

rawl

Robot

kike

Imagine a dimension

Verify

fuck off with your nigger magic

ape

Fuckoff

Rich at last.

Mother fucker

negroid

00 now

sagee

Bus

nigger faggot

Cunt

pedo

neger

Rollin

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Niggers tongue my anus

this is probably fake, but whatever i guess

Muslims are a protected class

rall

csage

wsage

tits for my 00

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Rolling hopefully that that good luck I can get quick and painless

Rooolllllll

esage

Rolling

qsate

uadsage

I win either way

Roll...

If I get a 99 imma just play my No u card

asage

comon bruh

m.youtube.com/watch?v=im8cMIiz0K4

Fuck it.

hit the dab, hit the yeet

trips mean anything? also rolling.

rollll

zsage

Ungh

xsage

guess ill die

Sure nigger

dsage

skeet

fsage

Come on

gsage

go go go

00 now

hsage

jsage

Sage

ksage

lsage

rsage

Just fuckin kill me already

lasange

Fuck it

tsage

LOL biggest gay

ysage

Benis

usage

whatever, give it to me!!

have a look at a nice picture

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isage

superstition the resort of the idiotic.

Wtf I was gonna die

osage

psage

bsage

99 me then.

nsage

msage

fag

fags

faggas

Nice, that suxxx well HF it's tha same thang (sage)

I'm dead

How does it feel knowing that within the next 24 hours you're gonna get final destination'd?

roll

EGGS

uwu