Has anyone else done this? Do you you do it often? Any stories?

Interesting stories, don't have any but would love to hear some.

Op here

Is there anything specific you want to know about?

Sometimes when there are people around I do it with a sweatshirt on my lap. Some times I’m uncovered and no one knows I’m doing it and sometimes I do it openly where I know she can see or hear it.

There was this one girl who went to the college near me and was a freshman and regularly jogged around the parked. She was cute and small. I would jerk off to her and when she was leaving the park to go home she would walk and on two occasions I parked around a corner where she turns on and came as she turned the corner and made eye contact with me

Well, I sometimes take my pants an underwear off while driving long distances. I'm not sure anyone can actually see below my waist while I'm in the car, though.

Never jerked while driving, that just seems dangerous.

Op here

I have a car and I know people in trucks or suvs can see your lap when they’re close to you on either side.

Anyway I consider it safe as long as your not rubber necking or in stop/go traffic. I first did it one summer day when it was really nice out and I was horny driving home from work so I lowered the windows for fresh air and jerked off with a condom on and a sweatshirt over it so there was no mess and no one could see. From there I started jerking off more while driving home and started getting more daring I guess

For me, it was a rush at first to be jerking off while driving. Then I started uncovering myself while jerking when on the highway and pulling up on or having a woman pull up on me. Sometimes they would speed up or slow down and I would distance them but most of the time they would drive right beside me or in my blind spot. Some would pretend to not notice, some would keep glancing over, if there were two girls in the car one would always point it out to the other and they’d kind of laugh and cheer. It’s a rush to know the person is watching. The biggest rush though is when youve been masterbating a bit then call a girl over to your car and start asking her directions to places. Pretty much always they walk over to talk, kind of pause and looked surprised at when they see when they get there, then keep talking to you while moving their eyes between yours and your dick. Every time I’ve tried this so far the girl kept talking and watching, I’ve never had one get upset or walk away. But yeah it’s a huge rush having an attractive stranger stand at your car window watching and waiting for you to cum and then you drive off and never see them again lol

MY SIDES

>I’ve had women drive side by side with me on the highway and steal glances.
nigga do you even know how cars work? how the fuck does someone even get line of sight of your crotch when you're driving and they're driving? Are they all driving SUVs that don't have a passenger door? wtf?

Ideally you’d be on their driver side,unless the car on your driver side has a woman in the passenger seat then she can see in. . But yeah if an suv is on your right hand side the driver can see your lap.

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Why not just come on girls asses when they have there back turned in stores? That’s what I do and it’s way more excilerating than this would ever be.

I’ve wanted to but I’m scared of getting caught lol. Any tips?

Yes. Don't.

Only do it in a Walgreens or cvs. (They never have someone monitoring the cameras) you can do pretty much whatever you want. Find a girl with a nice fat ass. Go into the same aisle as her. Crouch down behind her and start jacking off. When your about to cum to go up behind her and shoot all over her fat ass. Humans are conditioned to naturally ignore each other so they’ll never notice. I only did it twice

Really interested in doing this. More stories please!

Stupid porn bullshit. Just like how bitches like you cumming in their face/hair. Most porn is so stupid. But it’s like golf. It’s that one good shot you hit that keeps you coming back. And porn Gold is the shit. Even if you gotta mine for it

If your thinking about giving it a go I guess my advice would be keep something nearby to cover yourself quickly, I’m straight so I make sure to keep it covered if a guy might see, or an old lady. And I would suggest trying to go about it in the least creepy way possible so they’re more likely to watch and unlikely to call the cops lol. I try to make it look like I was minding my own business masterbating and someone caught me off guard rather than blatantly showing people I’m masterbating. If someone’s walking at the park I won’t drive by them 5 times like I’m stalking them and on the highway if she starts speeding up or slowing down I let her so it looks more like an innocent mistake rather than me trying to show someone idk lol

99.9% of women will call police on you. Others will just be disgusted. Although, if you’re into dudes then go to the right parks and you’ll probably get blown or jacked at very least. Or arrested

*curb your enthusiasm theme song plays*

Lmao

This won't end well.

Op here

I haven’t done it in a while, I usually just do it during summer months when the girls are all in yoga shorts and tank tops. I can only speak personally from experience and I haven’t gotten in trouble yet. This thread was more oriented towards people who also do this rather than sparking an interest in people just because I don’t want to see someone else get arrested

Yeah and you’re full of shit if you think girls are turned on by random dudes jacking off in their vicinity. They just aren’t. They’re creeped the fuck out and pissed. If you haven’t figured out that the videos you see are women being paid to feign interest you deserve to get pinched one day

Well I am doing it for my own enjoyment

I only tried it twice. And both times worked without anyone noticing

Post vid link

uflash.tv

I just grabbed this image off google for the thread

Just don’t whine when police roll up on you and you get a public indecency having over you for rest of your life. They don’t have to catch you in the act by the way. If they have a credible witness they will have enough. And they will test rags tissues jeans underwear for semen. So there’s that. Be warned is all and don’t think girls are into seeing you. They got Omegle or chaturbate for curiosity

i would imagine this only works if, a) you're an attractive guy b) you can do it in such a fashion which a woman finds it attractive c) you find a woman into it d) your penis is considered desirable and finally e) manage to not get noticed by other people...so, that's a fuckload of factors all of which have to align for this to even remotely considered possible

it's a very risky thing to do, not only that its very likely you could end up being put on a sex offender list

Pedo psyops thread?
Join our list down at the PD!
Police already complain sex offender databases useless for solving crimes, flooded with non-offenders po-po is forced to treat the same as actual rapists&kiddie-diddlers

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Nothing pedophilic here

What in the world would possess you to do that? I mean, you get ass juice all over the car seat. Fuckin' gross.

Nice. Leave a DNA sample.They'll find you years from now when other relatives go to Ancestry,.com, 23 and me, Family Tree DNA, and you'll get caught years from now, like they go the C A pervert decades later. Enjoy living in fear.

You’re retarded if you think providing some dry cum scrapings to ancestory or 23 and me will give you an accurate answer on who exactly that is. To do that you will have to get an actual legit DNA sample which is done in a lab. That is also super expensive which no one is gonna care enough to do

Read it and weep, hopeful boy.

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Think time will destroy the DNA samples you leave? kek.

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You’re comparing scientist with a lot of money and technology and just people who actually care that much to get DNA to some bitch who prob won’t even notice cum on her let alone even know what to do with it. Cops have better things to do then to catch a guy cumming on girls you idiot. Also it’s way easier to identifying someone from fingerprints then dried up cum. You’re literally one of those people that just google things and then think they know everything

Actually, I work with biologists and we have out own DNA lab. Also, I just got off a trial where we were lectured on how the DNA samples were taken, handled, and processed.
True, most cases no-one will care. But then you hot that rich-bitch who *does* care, and *does* have the resources.
I'm just informing you. It is really not as difficult and expensive as you think, and you're leaving literally gobs of info. Call me what you like, I'm laughing.

Op here

Let’s try to cut the negativity boys but I think this threads dead anyway, I was expecting to meet people with similar stories

whats the name of this guy? any1 knows?

I can't stop prank calling hookers.

Its still expensive for anyone to pay. The what? Forward to the cops which like I said are more worrieda about more important issues

I don't go on omegle much less risk it to a womans mercy, her phone or the cameras.

>Never jerked while driving, that just seems dangerous.
I've edged on occasion with an aux cord plugged into porn scenes I'm crazy familiar with, and on long outback roads I've travelled many times (with consistent speed). One hand on wheel.
The other on my tip.

If you really wanna make that experience better. Drive around beaches and jack off to girls in bikinis.

Nah, I like the audio immersion too much. The louder and more OTT the scene, the better.

You can play audio to lol

discord
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You're repeating yourself.
You are officially a waste of time.

There’s a guy in my town that does this shit all over town. The cops never catch him but I’ve actually seen it myself.

The extreme curve on that penis suggests the perp is a chronic masturbator.

I've beat off in my car but not really in any situation where i'd get someone looking. closest to that happening was i was beating it while in bad traffic and i stopped paying attention and my car rolled into the car in front. i had my pants halfway down my legs with my dick out panicking as the person in the car in front got out to check the damage. I lucked out and she made a gesture that there was no issue and i breathed a sigh of relief. hadn't done it in a moving car since.