>offing self
okay lads, im in need of some information on the best way to off myself. Please post resources or a step by step guide on the least painful way to kill myself.
And you greedy whores link ur paypal. Which ever post I choose I will paypal 2k leaf money to.
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y tho? life's shitty but still...
I've made quiet a lot of poor decisions and don't wish to live with their consequences.
Bai
But just imagine having an opportunity of making even more shitty decisions and living with them and maybe one day laughing bout that one's. I don't know man. I've been there where you're right now but had no courage. I do feel lucky for being such spineless cunt though ;)
inert gas asphxiation
sometimes it gets really rough but it's always worth going through it. time heals everything and with time beautiful things will come, don't do this user
this, exit bag.
Find a method you would like to see again and again for eternity when you are punished in hell for it. Can't say that you haven't been warned.
Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him) narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever throws himself down from a mountain and kills himself will be in the Fire of Hell, throwing himself down therein for ever and ever. Whoever takes poison and kills himself, his poison will be in his hand and he will be sipping it in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever kills himself with a piece of iron, that piece of iron will be in his hand and he will be stabbing himself in the stomach with it in the Fire of Hell, for ever and ever.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 5442; Muslim, 109.
It was narrated from Thaabit ibn al-Dahhaak (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever kills himself with something in this world will be punished with it on the Day of Resurrection.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 5700; Muslim, 110.
your pic looks like the finger loop of a sling. is that what it is?
Not getting off that easy. Are you a war criminal or something? We've all done things we're ashamed of. Hell, I did things 20 years ago I regret.
Don't be such a pussy.
Tank of 100% Helium with pressure gauge, tubing, oven bag, duct tape, masks. Search for Exit Bag. I'm trying to get the stuff ready for myself.
I'm with this guy
It's more of being a hedonist for far too long and its time for end game plans.
fuck it man, we all did.
just move to another country quietly, or live in the wild if you don't have anything to lose anyway.
you could wander the world as a free soul that doesnt give a fuck about anything.
A cute self help guide for you.
Oh wow, so you did nothing worth mentioning. Sounds rough.
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whatever you do. do it quickly
not making some effort to find those informations you request is another poor decision of yours
Going through a really rough breakup and having a ton of family issues. Feeling rough. If you want someone to talk to about anything hit me up OP, I'll give you my contact info. I lost my sister to suicide 4 years ago and wouldnt wish it on anyone, but I can see where the desire comes from and how it can seem like the best option. Try to make a change and stick through. Good luck buddy
>you could wander the world as a free soul that doesnt give a fuck about anything.
im a pathetic excuse for a human being, how could you not encourage it?
can I have just orgasm on opioids so strong that I die. Then I don't think its so bad to be in hell like that.
Shut up god fag.
With that being said though, I really don't think you should kill yourself, OP.
I would like to tell you a story about a poor decision I've made, but I can't use tor or something like that, and I don't want that story traceable to me in any way.
Also, don't send anyone your money, PLEASE. Even if you kill yourself, don't do that.
With that one, you just gotta trust me.
you could try pastebin and have it auto delete after a few hours
Sand niggers
Amirite
Do it but do it right! Your pic is not a noose.
This pic is and you'll need it to snap your neck before it asphyxiates you. Be sure to get some height on the chair, table, that ladder to your left.... Also, pls live stream it on FB and post the link here before taking the plunge. Good luck!
OP here
how does money not incentivise you guys?
I just wanna go quickly and pain free!
>you could wander the world as a free soul that doesnt give a fuck about anything.
>im a pathetic excuse for a human being, how could you not encourage it?
>you could wander the world as a free soul that doesnt give a fuck about anything.
so true, in fact its the only way to handle this mad world were living in
seek help, its never hopeless. there is a path to feeling better and getting to a better place:
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11th floor.
Turn away from the drop.
Arms like an x on your chest.
Tilt and fall.
98% fatality chance and you dont know exactly when it's coming.
Why kill yourself painlessly - you only die once you might as well try to get that right
But if I post it here, it associates it with my identity.
Yea Forums is pretty anonymous, but not enough for me to feel comfortable telling you guys.
Gah fuck up dude, the kids embracing the void with loving arms.
OP trust me 11th floor method is easy, free, fast and painless.
I need 100% fatality. If I survive and become a potato I'm no better off then I am right now. Also I would bring shame to my family if I can't even be successful in taking my life.
Fuck me OP jump off the 20th then
What the hell are you talking about? I didn't tell you to wander the fuckin' world. Do what you want.
Die painfully bruh light yourself on fire and stab yourself. The more pain you experience the more you'll want it to be over the more likely you won't pussy out and save yourself
Ill take your money you cuck. Message me in kik: JoeDaddy766
Live stream it faggot
>just move to another country quietly, or live in the wild if you don't have anything to lose anyway.
>you could wander the world as a free soul that doesnt give a fuck about anything.
how do you even find the resources to make shit like this happen? not everyone has money laying around you ass
YOU STUPID FUCK, THE DEAL IS YOU HELP ME KILL MYSELF AND YOU GET PAIN. IM NOT GIVING OUT FREEBIES!
PAID*
Romans 8:18: yet what we suffer now is nothing compared the glory he will reveal to you later
Also why dont you just fucking hang? Or drown? Both are pretty fucking simple
Lol check my other reply you hatecuck
At the very least drowning is supposed to be like falling asleep and hanging is fucking easy just get high on whatever the fuck and then tie a knot
Use one of these. They are lethal. Also...stream it bitch!
Det drunk and stab your femoral
>protip don't forget to remove the knife
Stabbed myself in throat, like idiot dead center. Paralyzed vocal cord. Full recovery. Turns out you only need one vocal cord. Trains itself to close all the way to the paralyzed one. In hindsight I feel very lucky. Dont do it OP you'll be glad when time goes on. Still thankful to this day. Got a cool scar too lol
thats not a noose
Should also mention still have original sounding voice and no notice of permanent damage to it. Wild experience though
Recovering alcoholic here. I came very close to killing myself due to drinking and drugging my life away. Made plans, wrote the note, whole five yards. Ended up asking for help when I thought about the pain I would bring my family and kids if I selfishly checked out. Really glad I got some help, because I’ve been able to turn my life into something I enjoy living instead of the endless struggle of trying to fill the black hole inside my soul every waking hour.
Don’t go through with this. As bad as things may seem, you really can always start fresh if you just ask for help.
Go to northern Alaska, while it is still really cold. Find area with a lot of snow. Proceed to drink a very large quantity of alcohol, and go to sleep. You will never wake up again, as long as you don't bundle up really warmly first.
If you choose my method, donate the money to planned parenthood, with the specific use for paying for abortions for blacks.