Rooms of Yea Forums/ cursed image thread. come on lads show us your nest, don't be shy

Funny how neets arent really hurting anyone while freebleeding activists are teaching your children to eat poop for its health benefits

epic piss jugs

Someone post their actual shithole room and timestamp.

I want to believe someone could actually live in these shithole conditions

Nice picture.
I got diabetes now.

Obviously these are awful.

But for some reason I think living like this could be kinda liberating. To not give that much of a shit must be bliss.

But if you do give a shit, and your just a lazy cunt, it must be enough to tip you onto the edge of suicide

while i get you sentiment, these guys are breeding new strains of infectious diseases that could wipe out mankind leaving only puppy eating insectoids

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There's a difference between not caring and living in filth, fagot

Reverse image search

>no results

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who cares as long as you're happy sand have what you need to survive

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You need some degree of cleanliness to survive

Nice battlestation.

not true, living like this make you healthier because your immune system is prepared for everything

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I got the same machete : tramontina, good stuff

thats amateur level, this is how the upper class lives

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Don't expect anyone to want to be with you when you live in such a disgusting room though

>thinks relationship was ever an option in the first place
look i know you'r new here but don't preach your uppity self righteous morals they're not welcome here

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heybb maje me moan on that mattrs

Just piss out the window bro or atleast pour it out the winder

most of these aren't even that bad, aside from the trash can that is a perfectly acceptable room

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bro this guy knows how to live he has whiskey, bongs, whippets, xbox, green beer, a fresh pack of jizz socks and a piss jug thats not even full yet! Really what more do you need in life (maybe a waifu body pillow) but he is pretty close to peak performance

you shouldnt need a gun to protect your dildo collection.

but how else would i protect my valuables?

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These rooms are too clean

worst game in the history of human kind, don´t play that shit pls

>the division 2

somethings wrong with you

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Buh but i posted the trash can

Did u not see the massive gun in the picture you fuckin moron

>using paper towels instead of cum jugs
i bet he even washes that blanket, you realize you've been programed through social conditioning to perform a bunch of unnecessary task that are designed to waste your time and are completely pointless. Stop being a puppet and get comfy

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stay on track boys

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>6
>6
>6
>6

>All that '90s hardware.

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My older brother does. He's 30 and his bedroom is a matress on the floor surrounded by boxes of DVDs, dirty dishes, rubbish, xbox games, and various alcohols all infront of some inacessable furniture with his tv and some taxidermied pufferfish. Then he has his xbox on 2 shoe boxes and bags of something on his bed. His door is off the hinges but he wont fix it or let anyone else. Everything in the room is coated in thick dust and fluff and the wall behind his matress is covered in bogeys where he has been picking his nose and wiping it since early childhood. I think he may have undiagnosed autism or something. Oh and he pisses in bottles. I hear him tipping them out in the toilet, which is literally right next door to his room, sometimes.

Your brother has a several mental or phyiscal illness, much what my dad has.

I wish him the best of luck

How many of those are filled with piss

only the big jug behind the chair, im not a savage, i only piss in jugs with a lid

You guys should post timestamps with these, see how many of you guys are true degenerates.

>im not a savage
kek

How morbidly obese are you to not be able to walk to the nearest bathroom or throw your trash in the bin?

and break operational security, nice try FBI

Those are tissues and i only masterbate 5 times a day

its called a collection faggot, one day those cup are going to be collectable and im going to cash in because i made wise investments

Like the FBI cares about your degenerate asses. You couldn't carry a gun or a bomb with your low muscle tone and inability to walk, you are not a threat to society.

Are you fucking retarded?

Ohfuck

This thread made me feel slightly better about my life. Thanks OP

Idk what to do about it. He has asthma and it can't be good for him but he won't let me do anything about it. He has clear anger management issues and goes from gentle giant to agressive asshole if you ever suggest he did something wrong. He also spends most of his free time in there playing games and shouting and swearing how they're cheating him and he's going to find and kill the makers of sue them for 100 million. He's had a few part time jobs but usually ends up quitting due to his asthma and their lack of understanding. I have no fucking idea what to do, dude. I'm his carer, and I've requested to have social workers come out and talk to him but he won't see them, won't talk, throws a huge tantrum even at the mention of help.

Just abandon him, if he doesn't want help let him wallow in his own filth

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Still almost full bottle of what looks like Jameson.
Nigger your not a true drunk unless you can prove your drinking something else ATM. Otherwise not bad.

My dad does something similar if I suggest something to get his act together.

He morbidly obese but god forbid if I suggest lay of the mayo or maybe you shouldn't have all those oatmeal cookies from Subway (250cal each).

Insurance would pay for long term stay in a nursing home but he's never going to go for that.

I can only be there for him until he dies, I guess. :'(

That's definition of comfy. By the way, what camera equipment is that?

Though those sex toys are cringey, but that might be because I've never found a use for them.

i was starting to think you were some kind of weirdo until i saw the last pic and realized you're perfectly normal and belong here with us

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People who leave their guns out are losers

I used to live like this. My room got so bad I would have to cover my mouth with a blanket or shirt.

Eventually I started sleeping in the basement and my bedroom kind of like a retard that a family locked in the attic. It was all on our minds but we never spoke about it.

If you walked by the closed door you could just smell it..

have you actually played it or are you just spewing what you read online?
variety.com/2019/gaming/reviews/the-division-2-review-1203166739/

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Yeah, my brother is morbidly obese too and I've given up on mentioning it because of his ott reactions. I had talked him down from ordering takeaways as often as he was before but he was still going to the shop and buying bags full of crisps, chocolate and biscuits and microwave burgers, which he would sit eating it all day. Can't stop him. Even if I'm making something healthy he doesn't want it. And I say I had talked him down with the takeaways.. He recently started another part time job and he's been getting fast food every day after work, probably on his break, too. Then he comes home and tries sneaking even more up to his room. I guess you're right, all we can do is be there, and give the support when it's needed. It's just hard sometimes. I wish you the best, too, user. It's a comfort just to get it off my chest. Thank you.

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This sits behind me also lights are on now.

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>Even if I'm making something healthy he doesn't want it.

That's what my dad does too, he'll throw out perfectly good food if he doesn't like it. He won't even have my meatloaf

But ya, it's really hard. I think I'm pretty close to just giving up, I think. It's nice talking.

Wtf? No they are not you fuckin tard.

That pasta my be old as fuck and i first read it years ago. Thans to many many many beers and other booze i did not fully remember it and mostly just quickly scroll though it or ignore it because i know what it is.
Just read it in full agian.
Dear god in all hell i need more beer.

At least you own a vacuum.

Both yes

Where piss bottles go to die

The matrix thing is pretty cringe

>not a savage
>piss in jugs
pick one fag

they kinda are

you could open up your own guitar store

Guitar Centard

anybody else feel a strange sense of accomplishment when you fill a entire 750ml in one piss? toilets just don't do it for me because i can't gauge how much i pissed so i can't show proper appreciation of my achievements

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What's your favorite onihole? Any recommendations?

I modified a matrix screensaver to display \ monitor power distribution units.

I own about 62 instruments I can play all of them a few not well but I can still play them.

Not him but I'd recommend just getting a gf

This room is alive, it was always alive and it was always speaking to people that wanted to listen and to people that could listen. Some of you might not realize this but I can actually listen to this room's words, it is calling out to me with strong emotions witch I never imagined could be posesed. It is screaming out to me and it's telling me that OP is a fucking dumb faggot.

When I was at the peak of my drinking problem.

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i don't see any Martins

Yes there are 2 I a martin and one a sigma

I'll add an original Sigma from Martin

> OP is a fucking dumb faggot.
what's your point?

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r u a leet haxer?

invades have been shilling trap porn on Yea Forums for so long that piss jugs are now fringe

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Nice thumbnail jackass

calling all remaining anons

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nah I'd never do such things.

I'm here

looks fine on a 720p monitor

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i know someone who keeps his room like this
i hate that guy
and yes he looks and acts exactly like someone youd expect to keep their room like this

its time to man your battle stations

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Have you tried prayer ?

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>Strike Witches
Good taste. No Minna though, which is a strike against him.

>Have you tried prayer
yea just last night i drank to much and i was right on the brink and decided to phone in just in case

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Here's my own

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Maybe a trip to the library would help you see things in a different light

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quads

Tell that to the housefire.

His hands seem comically small in that shot.

figures an enchantress player would have a dildo stash...

scented candles and potpourri ? why do i get the feeling you dont shower very much

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kek

That's my mom's stuff, I'm watching the pets while she's away.

But you're right, I don't always have the motivation to bath. It's a weird mix of depression and lethargy

could be so comfy but everything cheap af in there

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you have a problem user
not enough onaholes

people with super clean and organized rooms
motivate me to clean my room
its not degenerate levels messy but it could definitely be cleaner

>the smell

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there is messy and then there is dirty(like bugs , piss jugs and mouth old food laying around).

okay well my room is like 5/10 messy and 2/10 dirty (leftover cups and shit) no bugs besides my geckos food

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Jesus fucking Christ. I thought the dust building up in my room was bad.

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I have those Kraken Headphones. Does that make me a weeb too??

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And you cant even click on the right post thats lethargy above and beyond

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>actually thinking you are going to get shot up or need a gun in that situation
Why you user? WHY would it be you?
>b-but i w-want to be prepared
For what? T live out your dream of 6 armed guys breaking into your to shoot you while you take them down a la Patriot Games? It's legitimately the same mental delusion that makes people think they are important enough to be surveilled constantly by "shadow governments." Pure irrational paranoia mixed with hero syndrome

This is sad

anybody else watch those shows on hoarders and cringe because they make them throw away things you want? like just because its disorganized doesn't mean its trash, some of that stuff is valuable ya know

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yup

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>no caps

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somebody lives in their parents house in a nice gated community and never bothered to turn on a police scanner to here what happening out side your gate

Some of y'all are fucking pigs...

I find it the least sad battle station posted. Ya, he's probably pretty poor but he still has a place of his own and it's clean. That's more than can be said for most everyone else.

/thread

he also has someone too look up to

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man i thought i was messy, im not even 5% of these people that are over 9000!!!

soooooo are we talking retro or top of the line eastern Europe ?

Nice rp ass faggot. Show your real ass now.

I wasnt referring to his 'battlestation' when I said that the picture was sad.

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That's not healthy.

TIMESTAMPS OR FAKED

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Quiet pungent.

k

i hope you meant "quite"

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I'm not Eastern European.

Wait, is that a puke can or does it shit in there?

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Isn't battle station eeveryting in the picture: the chair, the desk, the computer, etc.

What did you mean?

oh pleas, like you don't have a closet full of cum jugs. user this is Yea Forums you don't have to pretend to be a up right citizen, nobody is judging you here so you can drop the act

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sauce? how does he pee?

why does it have to be one or the other

got the dyson

el piano por el culo

I ment the general living conditions, like the hard floor.

imagine the fucking nut

With his Penis

so pretty much they're vaccines, just immunized against humanity

this actually your room? pc specs ?

Well you cant be a fellow brit unless you live in some northern hell hole and that 70s stuff aint exactly Chelsea so i assumed it was a borat thing

No

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I Didn't want to stagger down the hall. Used to fill 1.75ml jugs but, other than that, I was the same.
Yours are a bit more organized. Might have something to do with some of them being open containers.
The alcoholic mind is a strange place.

How can blacks compete?

meant for

With general exercise.

I still don't think anything about that room is as bad as 90% of the other stuff we're seeing

it must just barely trickle and leak out

Please be true.

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they use prosthetics

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I used to live in the UK. Now live in the states. I'm glad to have gotten out of that shit hole country.

Cool. That's your opinion. I have my own dude.

who needs piss jugs when you have a dirt floor, step up your game

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I... hope you're at least going to recycle those?

Fuck you commie

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Waste still smells, and the solids will accumlate.

you're fucking disgusting, but i actually wanna try yr dr P w/ fruit punch
it better not suck
clean your fucking room you filthy nigger

do ppl here unironically piss in bottles and leave their rooms to decay

Ded

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do those people above you know they have a faggot living in their basement

>anybody else feel a strange sense of accomplishment when you fill a entire 750ml in one piss?

No, it makes me nervous I'm going to fill the bottle and spill old pee all over the place.

i don't understand why people make such a big deal over a few old cups

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Probably his or her mother's house

That looks like a trash bag. A- for the effort.

I wouldn't have the nuts to let a piss bottle without a good screw-on cap tilt.

I moved up to 55 gallon drums.

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ratio matters, your only trying to add a little fruitiness to the peppa other wise it kills the fizz and gets disgusting

the hermit from the beginning of blood meridian

im eating my earwax my ear is all blocked and i enjoy the taste

who here also picks ear/nose or other bodily orificaces and its eat on the daily.

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the lord of nerds has settled down

This

dad doesn't understand my struggle

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>d
hell yeah bro thanks, what brand of fruit punch have you found the best results from?
also go clean your shit you disgusting cretin
thanks

yeah but we all know who he settled down with

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Just about every Filipino house I've been in (the ones that live here in Australia) all their rooms look like these photo's

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You could pay a bit extra for a cleaner hooker ?

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the truth is we are the majority and this is how normal people live, stop buying into the tv propaganda and wasting your time endlessly cleaning just for it to get dirty again.

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sounds legit

Yeah, will probably leave him for some other cringelord sooner or later

the absolute state of Americanpoors

no welfare so gotta live in shitty hellish basement with piss bottles to avoid going face to face too much with your disappointed mommy and daddies

That wont go down well

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because 9 times out of 10 there's usually piss in all of em

Disgusting shit, people should at least get their lazy asses up and not live in such garbage, dafuq is wrong with you

>didn't eat the green beans

You mother fucker. This is the holy Grail of piss jugs.

Damn, rekt

I don't get it. What is the point of a piss jug?

thats fucking crazy

Aren't those old fries?
Checked

piss isn't even gross,it just tastes like salty water and doesn't really contain any germs so its not a problem to leave laying around. Now poop on the other hand is gross and full of germs, don't eat poop

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Either way, they're green.

to piss in retard. why walk all the way to the bathroom just to piss

Why store piss tho? Why not use the bathroom?

I need the one with all the heroin cottons/bags/needles piled on the desk

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i literally just said don't eat poop why don't you listen user ? its not safe like piss

It me

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Still alive? Wow.

Old room.

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but people do it:
scatshop.com

I can smell the Mayo

whats with all the needles, just reuse the same one until its dull. no point in using a fresh one every time thats just wastefull

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O M F G

nothing out of order, other than the excess TP at the computer for jerking off.

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>mfw everythings a piss jug

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what's that attachment on the xbox controller? doesn't look like a chat pad, or the regular headphone adapter

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Fake and gay

Actually....No, I do not.

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discord
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so fucking gross

>weed
>whip its

geeze

kek

>bottle of ketchup on standby

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Mods

ugh... vacuum that floor!

why i don't ever want to be a landlord again

That's exactly what that hording syndrome thingy is.

Anybody got that screencap of the thread of that dudes disgusting house and microwaves that god knows how old sour cream?

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Holy fucking shit.

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No

No joke. Britain is absolutely awful in most respects when compared to the US.

...

Is that a fucking room in the basement? I can’t even tell with all that shit in there.

o shit my bad
thanks user

...

i don't care about the hypotheticals of self-defense--all that pragmatism is secondary. in the everyday, the gun is a way to imagine yourself as worthy of making the ultimate moral judgement, as unequivocally justified in taking someone else's life. it's virtue you can buy and hold in your hands

Does no one realize this nigga is living in a school bus

I don't believe it, that much old piss would give off so much ammonia you could be killed by it in less than a minute.

sauce?

What the fuck you using that traffic cone for???

Just happy to see no food, cluttered with goods i respect much user

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S O U R
O
U
R

Gets me evertim

how is that eagle treating you?

da fuk is with the pile of dirt that took me too long to notice

>when it gets full
>When It Gets Full
>WHEN IT GETS FULL

going green

>put a lid and a safety ring on it

I’m trying to figure out why some is “cleaned” and some isn’t.

that's not bad. looks comfy as fuck

comfy

Pussy Destroyer

That's not you faggot

I’m guessing that many of these were taken by the authorities, police, social services, for evidence. Suicides, shut-ins being committed, neckbeard extraction.

belive it or not there is enough sugars in piss to be brewed, you'll need some yeast and a sealed lid with a bubbler to vent pressure without letting air back in, let it brew for about one week then break out the still and distill it into pure alcohol piss whiskey

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no, thats how everyone is living

Cool

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>neckbeard extraction

kek

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How does this happen? Like, did they run out of trash bags user?

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discord
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I’m not some pyro, but...

Seen better

Mods

kek that's not his room but it is mine

and so is that don't pretend to be me.

ain't much, but its honest

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>that walmart badge
lmao
also check'd

NE Services. They know how to get through the pizza boxes, mountain dew cans/bottles, cigarettes, cum towels to get to the body.

Quads for suicide bus.

It'd help if you're diabetic.

Do you live in lexington ky?

God that must have cost so much fucking money, i'm super jealous

good job

Any vids of you using those giant things?

chubbyemu fan?

oh shit i've been made

Nice, who are your favorite luthiers?

I LIVE IN THAT SAME FUCKING APARTMENT COMPLEX YOU SICK GOD DAMNED ANIMAL.

My dad is like this. He just doesn't have it in him to clean, bathe, or do anything else. I'm afraid for him

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tell us about him user. How did he manage to impregnate a woman? was he like this his whole life? does he have a job?

looks like im not going outside for at least a mouth until you forget about this, thank the lord i just stocked up otherwise it would have been rough(gotta have my peppa)

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You're in a 2 person unit? I hate you. I hate everything about you. Burn.

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post pics

haha dont worry user, both of you live in kentucky. No one has the high ground :)

discord
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He used to be completely capable. He's worked in construction, OTR trucker, and a school teacher.

He's retired now so he has the option of just sitting at home, doing nothing. I go over there regularly making sure to clean (as much as I can) & pay the bills.

infinityguitars.com/
I have one that was made in the 70 worth about 5k

quit shilling your discord faggot

damn. thats gonna be me for sure.

Empty your jizz tissues out tho bro

Look it's not MY FAULT that the UK Markey Cancer Center is one of 6 facilities in the world that does the kind of research I need for my Masters, and Lexington was the closest place (with the cheapest cost of living)

I'm just living my life, and THIS FUCKING GUY is here, threatening to have my building condemned. I'm going out in the parking lot and yelling at the 2 person buildings until your fat ass looks out the window, then I'm coming up to see you.