Be honest: What is you're career, salary, and age? I'll start

At least he won't die a poorfag nigger

Consultant
Some college
105k, plus benefits, 401k

enjoy your back/knees pain at 30 Withoutanyformofeducation

I organize gang bang and orgies for a living.
i get about 2200€ a month out of it
i'm 34

i've been doing this since september 2012 i've organized about 550 events.

professional chalkboard eraser
12000 plus benefits
40

office manager for a failing fence company
$10.50/hr no benefits
27
I hate my job but like the people I work for and the would be SOL without me. Just waiting for the owner or GM to die (both are old and in bad health) then the company will go with them and I can try to find a real job.

>Applebee's Corporate Master Sommelier
>$22.85/hr
>Get reimbursed 50% for travel, which is nice.
>61

And with that you mean?

Health and safety is stupidly important where I am, with obligatory checks once a year. My job isn't even the most dangerous on the project where I'm now.

Sales/shop manager for an outdoor equipment store. $40k salary plus 1% of store-wide sales.

>be honest

Thank God you threw that in there. Now no one will lie.

ups factory worker - 12 dollar + full benefits

carpenter apprentice - 17 dollar / hr

30

looking to relocate to north part of state to be close to family so gonna be looking for new jobs then. Hoping UPS can transfer me so I still have 1 job with bennies at least when I move.

Driver
19.25HR
28

33 years of age.

enema tester
6 per day
37

As long as I take care of my body, there's no problem pushing 60 without any backpain.

Those stupid fuckers with office work, those are more likely to experience back problems.

I work less hours than my educated friends, and make more money as well.

Military Intelligence
Only 2.5 years in service
With housing allowance, about $55,000 a year. About a third of that is not taxable.
Free dental and medical.
Also I am taking free college courses (not using my Montgomery or GI Bill, I can pass that along to a kid or spouse if I want)
I got free laser eye surgery.
Also, got a Top Secret clearance.

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If I got paid as little as you Americans I would just stay in bed

Plot twist: faggot is sitting in his bed typing this

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inertial robotics engineer
150k
29

aka unemployed and on benefits, actually staying in bed all day

Fucking Eurofags. On one hand they’re like, “all Americans are rich gluttonous assholes,” and then when we flaunt it they’re like, “ha ha look at the poorfags.”

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finally someone tells the truth.

Unemployment

Audio engineer for RICH CHIGGA
90K /year + weed drug and groupie benefits

indian telemarket
no money just sexi picture of bobs
42

>Industrial Radiographer
>45$ / hr
>27 yo

>McDonald's employee (first job)
>9.25/hour
>16

I rotated your mom's beef last night

Ag Manager
No education, I mean actually zero.
150k

noice

Produce manager. Local N.C. grocery chain .$22 hr. 37 years old.

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>Freelance web developer
>$60-120/hr depending on project
>avg $150k yr, 20-30 hrs per week
>31 years young

b&

Isaac? And don't you mean rich brian

>editor at (((digital media))) company/magazine
>50k & full benefits
>26

How, where.. i want to get there too

i'm organizing in Paris, France.

i don't recruit guy who doesn't speak french, sorry.

what track

what pay grade

Contract furniture manufacturer c.e.o $400/week stipend and 17% of 1.2 million. 32.

construction superintendent
I tell people what to do
53

60k/yr
800/month vehicle allowance
full bcbs insurance
yearly bonuses
safety bonuses

I don't even record/report my time. My fom fills it in without ever seeing if I go to work.
Need the afternoon off to go shoot a round of clays... no problem. Tell the guys to lock up on the way out. Two hour lunch? no problem. Play on my phone 50% of the day? OK. If I actually have to do any real work, then someone is getting their ass chewed out.

software engineer in test
65k
26

Car Salesman
4k / month
21

God, I want this to be real!

Unemployed and disabled, seriously lacking in cash and horribly depressed. I feel like this is how my life will stay but for some reason I can't stop smiling.

That being said, I really want some Wendy's now. thanks OP.

pizza delivery driver
minimum wage plus tips
32
>pic related, my car

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Frontend Developer
4.9$/h
22 yo

>Studying business administration in germany
>bakery side job 50 hours a month
>9,04€/h
>get 900€/month from parents for studying
>studying fee is just 500€/year

>20 years, forgot to add

> 17, turning 18 soon
> 9 hour plus 7.5 dollar tip on saturday, 12 on sunday
> dont really know what to call my position. Im just there if they need me

Software
$207K + bonus
40

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Sounds like a supt lol but fuck 60k? I’m a laborer and make 52

thats not too much for a frontend developer

German
31
Automation Eng.
5,5k * 14
Full social system

Logistics coordinator 35, 4k€ / month, my wife is an engineer doing 7k€. No kids, living the dream

>security consultant/contractor
>i work commission based, but usually around 130K per year
>23 y/o

33
Plumber
130k cdn or about 100k usd

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That sucks :(

>With housing allowance, about $55,000 a year. About a third of that is not taxable.

That is counting your non-taxable benefits. You are not clearing jack shit in your paychecks and you have to live in the barracks. Unless you marry a stripper, who will clean you out as soon as you deploy or go to the field.

Have fun sweeping motor pools.

Test Engineer
115k
31
OP, I'm in Vancouver, WA...what Wendy's you at? I'll come buy a baconator from you

Anyone posting high income here is lying. Anyone posting low income here is lying.

Everyone here is presumptively lying.

>53
>browsing Yea Forums
Yikes

Lead Human-Computer Interface Engineer, $175k, 33 as of March 1.

>401k

>implying anyone over the age of 16 is going to work at a fast food place instead of getting a real job

yeah i know but its a good money in my country (Hungary) also I'm still a student and education is free here.

2.5 in making 55k? bullshit. unless you sucked some LTC's dick to make CPT at retard speeds. and don't even try to tell me you're enlisted, because then i'd know you're full of shit.

Nope. You make $12/hr max. Too much sand in that mix retard

what's wrong with that?

No work atm, self employed construction worker, start back next week, £700 per week 5days - 20% tax

>Security guard
>$17/hr (excluding benefits etc)
>32yo

>Camera guy for music concerts
>£120k a year
>24

Systems engineer for military contractor
Also Work as a server on the weekends
~105k
Full benefits and 401k from first job, tips are all cash and untaxed
-24 y/o

>military

>actually being dumb enough to serve under a draft dodger

he's lying too. he doesn't make anywhere close to 55k a year as a fucking LT, you MIGHT be a 1LT if you've been in for 2 years. but even captains only make 49k a year and bud, you just don't have time in grade, time in service.

not "you" specifically. that guy in general.

Did you get a degree or cert in web development or self taught? I'm looking into going into this

security at 17/hr?? fuck you

Guessing this guy is Navy. A 3rd of 55k for BAH puts base pay right in E-5 level. They can type and claim to be taking college courses. That rules out the Army. Off base living at E-5 can't be Marine Corps, those fuckers live on base forever. And if they were Air Force, well... they have to say. Like the crossfitters of the DoD.

2.5 years to E-5 is do-able in the Navy. Some rates come out of boot camp as an E-3. Pass first advancement exam and make E-4 at 1 year active. Get a rock start eval for EP and take E-5 exam early. Usually only happens in rates that are significantly undermanned. Though some rates come out of A-School at a higher paygrade. Navy band, nukes, probably some Intel rates.

28yo
8 years in IT; 3 as a contractor 6 in the military
Free bachelors
Free masters
No debt
35k per year in savings
105k per year before taxes

data center ops manager
110k/yr
36

General manager at auto parts chain store
45k a year plus bonuses
34yo

Twitch Streamer
19
Around 6,000 a week or more

I love playing games all day for money.

Except for the ones telling the truth

>"you're"
>18.50/hr huh?

>you're

Your a twitch streamer & 19... yup sounds about right

#nodiscernableskillsforfutureincome

Bradley Mechanic, U.S. Army
~$1900/mo
20 years old, feel like 40. Been in the military for a little over a year.

nYarMgR

just a friendly discord link invite if you're lonely

stay strong my wagies

radiologist, 495k

>Amazon project marketing manager in Seattle
>126k a year so roughly 60 an hour
>27

Freelance; means he works for himself, no resume or degree necessary. All that matters is viable and objectively good products in a timely manner.
That is the real world outside of corporate America.

Been working on getting comptia certification. I al re ady have my A+ and Network+ workin on security+

Wait until you hit your reup date lol
You'll feel 50 then. But the recuiters will play your ass better than a virgin eating at Hooters for the first time.

>26
>High Voltage Mechanic/Manufacturing
>15.50/hr
>Build and test substation equipment before shipping to all over the world
>Our building alone makes 150 million a year in profit with only around 100 employees but they’re still too fucking cheap to pay us anywhere near 20/hr
>Moving to CO in a few months to make 20/hr trimming plants all day after taking the required botany course after
>Working for big company’s are bullshit and I’d never suggest it to anyone

A+ and net+ are garbage.
Lock down Sec+ and maybe a CCNA and you might make 65k without a clearance.

Yeah, someone on my maintenance team is getting daily calls to reup. They really don't take no for an answer

>19
>Part time job at a burger joint (delivering food to customers and supplies for the restaurant part of the business)

>6bucks/hr.

> pays for frugs nicely.

Get a clearance and get out.
More money and less stress on the outside but a fuck ton more depression.

>age : -0.3
0 dollar per hour
>benefits : eat whatever comes through the umbilical cord
>disadvantage : might get aborted
>position : fetus

Let’s hope mommy ain’t into scat

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It's only bad until you reach financial independence.
Get your shit together, like you did; and the coast for the rest of our miserable existence.

Not worth it. Your job sucks, go find a better one.

Like a government security clearance?

This dude could have no arms and still makes decent money, don't knock a guy for making shit happen.

Yes, like a gov sec clearance.
Starting salaries at any job are typically 25-40% higher for doing the same BS work.
You can't smoke pot, but you'll ball.

Systems administrator (mostly system center and azure)
>70k yearly
>33

I had no education, bullshitted my way through my first desktop support gig and went up the corporate ladder. The shit you can learn with Google and YouTube is all you really need.

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This is me

Land Surveyor
33.75/hr
30

im calling bullshit.

I’m actually working on a couple projects on the side that I’m hoping turn out really well when I’m finished. But when that happens I’d rather be in a state like CO that has got their shit together

Colorado is the "wild west" right now, it's budding with lots of prospect big wig companies. A lot of money to be made. It's a good place to be, the "new" silicon valley type.
You're investing I hope?

Liar

You'll never know

You went through CAPTCHA for this?
Dedication

Designated shitting street operative, 23yo, Bangalore, India.
I get paid about 2 US cents, per wheelbarrow of shit that I collect for farming fertilizer. It helps grow the lettuces we sell to you. I make about $2 US a week. Very very very good job.

i drive the zoom boom for a masonry crew

24 per hour

28yo

Fucking harris teeter?

construction business owner, its hit and miss but last year I drew out 71k, trying to build so I can make more but you have to spend to get leads, goal is 150k by 35. I'm 31 years old now.

Jokes on you, the US doesn't important food from anywhere because fuck foreign dietary regulations

firefighter probie
23
like 30k yr lol

48 on 96 off work 2 days a week

Circuit boards and Shoes, that's all 3 billion people gets you

analytics
90k
28
east coast us

100% flexible telework and hours; might as well be remote but I go to meetings regularly

truck driver
$0.48 a mile + addons
$76,800 a year
35

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Not yet, all my spare funds are being set aside for the move. But when I get there I’d assume so. I’m just tired of being stuck in a state with shit wages for most jobs I’ve seen. When I went to CO last summer I was shocked to see the wages offered to jobs as simple as cashiers and retail workers, not to mention how beautiful it was there!

ESL English Tutor
Butcher

barley enough atm
-27 years young

Audi Sales Manager for a medium sized dealership.

28

140k CAD typically (depending on commission)

Index and mutual funds over 10% annually only and you'll be a millionaire before you retire.

It's crazy how big corporations decide what locations become popular. I've had several telework from DC employees moved to Colorado because of growth.

when is audio gonna finally use a decent console/audio system rather than they fucked up screen that sits on the dash?

audio = audi

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not your car
pizza guys drive lancers that they call egos and shitty nissans they call skylines

weed isnt growth. its gonna be the same everywhere soon

even our newer models have the iPad looking screen on the dash, but it's way more integrated. it's a lot better now that the digital dash (in the higher packages) supplants a lot of the use of the middle screen.

was a reply to

And it's no where right now
That is the fucking definition of growth.

Facility Assistant
Viterra Inc
$22/hr plus bonuses

25 years old
Full time musician
10,000 - 18,000 a year, depends on the work I get for the year.
No benefits other than pleasing the soul.

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forgot 25 years old

That's not a benefit
It's prostitution

>Part time cook/sushi master novice at a restaurant in Amsterdam
>€14 per hour + 8% of monthly salary added + tips, bonuses
> 18 years old

But I get off on it just as much as anyone else does. Currently sitting in a van driving through New Mexico headed to Colorado for the first stop of a tour. Im content for the time being.

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Tips aren't bonuses, they are taxable.
You criminal you.

Oh?
How's you're 401k / ROTH looking with that bohemian income ?

22
usaf
free housing, med, food, and enough money to live comfy

It’s great considering I have other hustles in the works, I’m having my fun now while my body can take it.

Thanks for the advice! I’ll look more into investing once I get settled in!

My views are actually pretty simplistic. I don’t believe money = happiness but I feel like if I’m putting in an honest days work I should be paid accordingly and that seems to be the place where people are being paid what they’re worth

35. 55k/yr. photography, graphics, and social media bullshit.

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Money =/= happiness.
Financial independence == happiness.

When you have made enough money to do what you love, you've made the right decisions.

You don't have to enjoy what you do to get to your destination, but once you get there, every possibility opens up.

I hate my job but it pays well, people ALWAYS ask in 2018/2019 why do you not do what you love?

I say fuck you. I get my money so I can do what I love until I die.

Pharmacy technician, at a hospital
Base pay is $16.75 an hour, various bonuses for late shifts, weekends, etc, can drive that number close to $20
I'm 31

audit staff with a big 4 public accounting firm
$57k/yr, should be getting a raise to $60k/yr in october
29 years old ("career" change)

it's boring and the hours and travel are bullshit. i'm quitting as soon as i can find a private accounting position that pays $75k/yr with decent PTO/benefits. probably going to take me another 6-12 months of suffering.

I’m not gonna lie I never held a wrench before my first job but I love being a mechanic! I just don’t get why I’ll make the company 50k a day easily but they want to pay me like shit.

I can’t wait to see them beg for me back when I’m the only one proficient in all mechanical departments and I’ve only been there a year xD

Enlisted Airman at United States Air Force
>$72000 a year/paid for life after 9 more years plus Roth IRA
>31 years old

Database administrator $50 an hour.

Fucking POG

Micropropagation lab technician
87k a year with graduation to 120k after 5 years at the company
23

It's gonna hurt but don't sound concieted.
You are always replaceable, especially in big corps.
But that's your advantage, because you have the opportunity to replace someone equally "irreplaceable" somewhere else.
Over the past 3 years, I've jumped 20k a year on average. Not because I'm some IT Casanova, but because I know they lose theirs and I can fill the seat adequately.
The trick, don't sell yourself short but don't underestimate your value.
Not a sponsor,
Glass Door does a good job of average incomes.

That's not his job you fucking ingrate.
Smart people are shit during a fight,
Realize everyone has strengths and weaknesses.

I know how easily replaceable I am in the eyes of someone upstairs that goes over reports and numbers all day. Just compared to all the other employees barely making quotas and me being at the top with only a select few that exceed and almost double quotas I know it’s going to hurt when I leave.

Job jumping is no big deal to me, I’ve been on my own since junior year high school. You kinda have to become an expert at finding jobs and taking interviews at that point.

Glassdoor? I heard about it but if I need another source I’ll have to list my resume on there as well thank you!

really cool server with real coool things discordgg/SWDmJcw

am jesus
get money for birthday
300 years old

You're right, getting and finding jobs is in of itself a skill that's must be honed.

£8.70 an hour, so ~$11.36
I make cakes in a supermarket, used to stack shelves with the same pay.
Occupation is student technically.
Age: 21

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Airline pilot for a European low cost carrier
Works out to around 4k GBP after tax.
23

Professional Jogger
$.45/mi
27

Per mo/ forgot to specify

professional jogger?
So, is that money through sponsorships?

Engineer, 150k year, 23

assistant professor gastroenterology 300,000 year + RVU bonus

yeah

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Lawn Technician (Not fucking landscaping you mongoloids. I don't cut grass)
45k a year. I only work 8 months a year.
Working about 43 hours a week.
27 married with a child.

Welcome to Saturn!

>Discord Link
aFVUT8v

>What does Saturn have to offer?
It's got E-Girls and Boys, Nudes, Lewds, Boipussy (Traps/Femboys)
Also but not limited to....
E-Sex, Dropbox, Megafiles, Vola, Meetups, VC, Links, Snapchat adds and more!

>What is the #comfy channel about?
This is the place you can talk and be chill about whatever you want and escape the cancer of #general.

We're working to improve and make S.O.S. better!:)

(Make sure to talk if you want your Pleb Role Removed! Plebs eventually get wiped from the server.)
Add a grape emoji to your name to get E-girls attention or Eboys

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ARS 118 an hour, so $3 (fuck me)
Plus some insurance scams every year ..
I make $7500 a year (fuck me again)
I'm a lawyer btw

Welcome to Saturn!

>Discord Link
aFVUT8v

>What does Saturn have to offer?
It's got E-Girls and Boys, Nudes, Lewds, Boipussy (Traps/Femboys)
Also but not limited to....
E-Sex, Dropbox, Megafiles, Vola, Meetups, VC, Links, Snapchat adds and more!

>What is the #comfy channel about?
This is the place you can talk and be chill about whatever you want and escape the cancer of #general.

We're working to improve and make S.O.S. better!:)

(Make sure to talk if you want your Pleb Role Removed! Plebs eventually get wiped from the server.)
Add a grape emoji to your name to get E-girls attention or Eboys

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Lol u poor and angry dude?

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forgot, 32yo

35 cable guy 94k year. Base pay isn't 71k rest is overtime. 401k free cable.

cnc machinist
50k usd
after aas 80k

professional poker player
$100 an hour (on average)

Bet

Ops
107k/yr ish
27
Getting paid to finish my MS at the same time
401k, all bennies, clearance, etc.

6 figs definitely isn't as ballin as I thought it would be, but I do have 2 sports cars and a bigass house so...

Bullshit

Software engineer in Ireland
200k euro / year . Free lunch, 30 days off per year
31

Tech, 45k, 22

Yup.

Labourer for 3rd world construction company. About 0.5USD an houre, no benefits, no workers protect, no saftey laws

>Executive Regional Grill Master Supervisor at Wendy's Restaurants in the San Diego area
>$28.50 per hour plus full benefits package including 401K and stock options
>48 years young

>LEO
>49k-ish / year + OT
>33 yo

was an M.E., bought a house young. turned that and a couple others, bought another house and property in the country. turned out to be next to a gold mine that started up again. sold for just under a million, built another house on a tree farm. net worth up to around 1.5 million now. first million made, it's all cake now

Question for you since you seem financially savvy. Should I pull out my Roth IRA to pay off my first house in about ten years? My 401k is way better and I feel like I could use the extra money for another house and do what you do basically.

bacon

18.50 with full benefits? Pretty comfy life honestly nothing flashy but still nice

get back to work

>Resident Chief Sommelier at 7/11
>140k and Slurpees half off during happy hour
>18

Deck officer, junior, on an oil tanker
60k per year
33

Oh and I work 6 months per year

WENDYS ADVERTISES NIGGER JOBS ON A RACIST WEBSITE TWEET NBC LET THEM SEE THIS SHIT

Wow I remember when you were just a Wendy's "chef" Great job OP

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>Train master
>$70/hr but made 170k last year bc of overtime
>28

A lot of managerial/supervisory work in my position. I started here as a conductor at 19 and have been here almost 10 years now. I've never made less than 90k/year since I started. The only shitty part is managing retards that somehow manage to derail train cars or come to work drunk as fuck and expect me to do them a favor and not fire their ass on the spot.

It's pretty pathetic seeing kids get these jobs making really good money and still fuck it up by being retards. I take great pleasure in firing them and watching the look of despair on their faces when they realize they will never find another job that pays anywhere close to what they were making considering they have no skills and can no longer use us as a reference to get on with another railroad. Fucking faggots.

Are you honestly scared that your job might be the next one on the automation chopping block? I hear grumbling from some of my trucker friends every so often about it.

Working in finance most of my life, currently a Financial auditor for a well known 4* Hotel group

My basic salary sits at £27.5k with annual bonuses of £6-8k, company car, an expense account etc.

27 years old.

"low cost"

You work for Ryanair don't you