Are you a virgin?

> Fedora Chan Board:

yes, because I've been fat most of my life. I lost 100 lbs over the last two years though so maybe it's time to put down the wizard's staff.

Just go to the gym.

Hey wanna be awkward together?

Cool story, tits or gtfo.

No. Fatherfag as well. Lost it at 16.

I call bullshit.

Is it bad that I'm 28 and a virgin?

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only if you wanted to have sex already.

Only if it bothers the shit out of you. otherwise who cares.

No and sex is overrated.

Yh fam

>go to the gym
thanks im cured

If I had some proper tits sure but unfortunately I'm not genetically blessed sry

It really is.

Seconded, unless you have an extreme physical connection with a person, otherwise sex is meh after your 3000th time

Lots of females have anxiety and still get dicked daily the fuck you talking about

same here. never really cared, i'm just waiting for my wizard powers now

more than likely that poster is either larping, or a mentally ill wanna be trap faggot.

Timestamp pic

No

If you don't finish and take the condom off right before you finish and jerk the rest off on tits. Is that a virgin?

Lol no. Many many men, especially excessive mastrubators jerk themselves off right at the end, although some less experience girls might take that as an insult.

titts or gtfo
simple shit

As soon as you go balls deep you lose your wizard powers.

My GF has social anxiety. Getting better tho...

It takes some energy sometimes.
Definetly worth it!

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no

I turn 22 in may, when do wizard powers arrive?

No. But the only sex I've ever had was over 8 years ago and literally the most uncomfortably unsatisfying thing ever done sexually so I may as well be.

30

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Dicked Daily sounds like a great name for a porn site

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Have my first therapy appointment in a few weeks, hoping it'll help. Otherwise I'll probably stay an awkward cunt for the rest of my life.

trap

literally me

Just a lesbian-y haircut

Anyone who is gay, or homosexual and has never had vaginal sex is still a virgin.

>I'm a female
Your gender dysphoria doesn't make you a woman.

Got nudes of this girl?

>gay, or homosexual

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havent had sex in 7 years. Apparently every cell in the body regenerates in that time. so yes; im a virgin (again).

Trans females are just men. Nice try faggot.

Specifically. You fuck ass all your life your still a virgin

Wouldnt it make more sense to ask people why they are not virgins? being a virgin is just something that happens when you dont do something, its the default state and you have to do somehting to lose it, a virgin has not done anything.

not for a long time. Have done quite a bit of swinging with the wife.

Hell no, females are all fucking cheaters and hos. Fuck bitches, get money.

Your mom's should have stayed a virgin

How about faggot. Does that work for you?

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Because I'm not a sheep and I know life doesn't revolve around getting laid 24/7.

Real reason: I'm awkward and I work at a pizza place with girls who are usually 16 to 17 and can't date 16 or 17 year olds. I need a new job.

>mom's
my mom's what?
are you stupid?

nah i'm 21 and my wife literally flew all the way to the uk to fuck and marry me lmao she's so sexual that i can't even keep up.

seriously, i can't keep up with her, i make her cum and she wants more. she's obsessed with it

so you are a lesbian?

says every beta male that has no confidence.

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arranged marge ?

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Oh my pride

you're so cool

nah US/UK ldr

No other option. Kids are shit and your right hand makes a far better pussy.

was a virgin beforehand, so no, not cool, just lucky

you have none.

Do you have a big ass? Vagina and ass are enough for me.

Sure, bud

Post them anyway.

You still here OP?

>16 to 17
I take it you tried and they said no.

you're a big boy

As long as you don't care

Nah, haven't felt attracted towards girls ever. Dick for me.

40

I'm pretty thin so there's not much matter for ass to form from. I'd say basic skinny bitch level

at my 22, i still virgin, being an ugly fat latin weeaboo depressed loser doesn't help much

I have actually enjoyed the pleasing touch of a woman. It doesn't make me big it just means you're a loser who can't even get a slut to bang you; enjoy your poor mom's basement and your shitty beta low t life.

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i did a fair amount of sexual things in middle school but never let grisl touch my dick. I was always worried from a young age my dick was too small (later found out im average), but that carried through high achool. I basically did everything sexual in high school except fuck n get my dick sucked.
Im 21 now and theres only 1 girl who has rver seen my dick, my ex from last year who would masturbate with me on facetime bc she lived 3 hours away. When she moved out here i still didnt let her fuck even when in the back seat of my car making out and sucking her tits. At this point im waiting until marriage.

No, lost at 14.

Yes for ever

Did you uncle go to prison afterwards?

Bi fag here, I've had sex with 8 women and 3 men (no anal just blowies but I liked it) I'm objectively attractive I suppose but I had nothing to do with my DNA, it bums me out that there are so many virgins out there who want sex but have bad luck. I'll fuck for you.

>a loser who can't even get a slut to bang you
There are no people like that, you just have to pay to have sex, its not hard at all, but there are people who are not interested in sluts or whores and even people who are not interested in sex.
Is someone like that a loser? idk, you tell me.

>my ex
>facetime

user, jerking with some girl you've never met in person over the internet and getting dumped does not make her your ex gf.

Yeah, you are. End of story. It's basic biology.

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Go away gayness.

I'd love you

When I was single I was still having sex once or twice a week with different girls and friends with benefits. I consider myself unattractive, but when talking to girls, I don't expect sex. I think they can tell when sex is your main/only goal and for many girls that's a turn off. Just go out, be yourself, don't actively try to have sex, and the sex will happen. If not, don't beat yourself up over it, just enjoy your time out. I think it's psychological. If a woman senses that your not super into her, she throws herself at you to restore her self-esteem. Just my experience.

Now that I'm married, I have sex 2 or 3 times a week.

when this sexy son of a bitch can get laid, what are you even doing? have you tried?

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you're gayer than AIDS

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He paid for it though

whats the difference?

Awh

That's pretty good! No uncle, tho, he died before I was born.

Actually it was my friend's mom. She was kinda drunk, and I let her hit my joint, after that she was down. No, she didn't go to jail, we never told anybody.

>and for many girls that's a turn off
Women use that as an excuse to make you go away. They are fully aware that all heterosexual men see them as potential sex partners. The friend only guy is a myth.

I assume you wish to fuck? I'll go for anal, I've got lube I hope you've stretched.

Whores ain't worth it if you care about emotion at all.

we went on multiple dates irl, just living 3 hours away meant we werent seeing each other that often, we would facetime everyday for 6 months straight that we didnt see each other. I broke 1 iphone bc we facetimed for 13+ hours a day n the battery went out.

Yes. I just turned 22 on Sunday. I'm fat tall and awkward to talk to and usually awkward in general.

Right, but what I'm saying is when you're obvious about it you pretty much destroy your chances. If you act like it's not a big deal if you get laid or not and you're just there to have a good time, you will get laid a lot of the time

im not the guy you talked to earlier.

So you think that the ONLY measure of success is the number of offspring?

If you have tits and a descent personality you can find a man no problem. We're all horn dogs craving affection. Let loose and have fun.

Faggot.

Because all women are whores and THOTs and they have secret meetings where they decide that they will fuck every guy except me because they are jealous of my waves

Oh ok then I guess I'm not. I only done this once. I usually just finish in the condom but I wanted to feel like I was in a porno. I did get some good head before. And she takes my cock out for a second. Let me know when your about to come and I didn't. Then I made her swallow it.

Kek reeks of virgin

Kys

more with boobs
Are you a virgin?
>no i lost it at 4 years old to our filipino house maid then first real kiss at 10 then sex at 13/16/17 and so

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Literally me

Uh, no, no it's not. Just neck yourself now.

>no trunk junk

Food helps. Try eating more.

yep

Gr8 advice. But extra fat could go two ways. Into the tits/ass or abdomen/chin. Don't want to risk turning into a fat fuck.

Don't worry about gaining weight your ass is fine as is I guarantee it

I am the highest level wizard here. Dumbledore would shit his pants if he saw me walk through the door

You're headed for a closed casket funeral.

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What level are you, faggot?

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No

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But then we cant have sex... Oh necrophilia I get it, maybe later. I defiantly want a glass coffin though.

You're moms a cunt. That's what she is.

Are you kidding? They're probably banging your managers.

Yes.
By choice though.

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Ever fucked a horse?

I see. your entire time is devoted to photoshop

Trash Photoshop faggot, kill yourself

Guess again.
I'm hung, but I'm very cautious about getting my first girlfriend.
I'm chilled with female attention, I just don't chase pussy (but I do think about it a lot), I let it come to me and I pick.

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Yes. 28 yo kissless virgin.

Thats some A class pussy. Also no, lost it at 16

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You keep that dick away from those poor women.

I mean, almost, I had sex once, but it wasn't too great. It was like a month ago. Blowjob felt better and me fingering and licking her pussy felt better for her.
I guess it's because it was my first time tho

I'm just shy of 8 inches, but I also have hectic girth... Will chicks be disgusted by a Literal porn star size dick?

Some may feel discomfort, yes. Memes and assumptions say women are all stretched out whores that can handle even an abnormal horse cock. Reality is different. Depends on the woman, basically. They CAN take it eventually if you take time, while some will probably be huge whores and think 8 inches is just way too small for their vortex hole. It all depends, really.

yessir, 24 years old and perfectly dysfunctional!
i even have my own house to spend all my time alone in!

I'm a dude, 24, and haven't had sex yet. I guess I'm still just waiting for the right woman? Honestly, the idea of fucking and getting involved in a relationship with the wrong woman who ruins your entire life absolutely terrifies me.

Just have random sex? dont be a loser?

>relationship with the wrong woman who ruins your entire life absolutely terrifies me.

I hate the idea of alpha beta, as it really doesnt apply. But if it was real. God damn you would be beta.

If you can find and get random sex from a random woman, there's 0 chance you're not her first. You might not even be her fifth. The odds of such a woman having some sort of STD is very, very probable.

Fuck that noise.

No, but it has been a year.

> Calling someone a beta on an image board

Save some underage pussy for the rest of us, champ.

So you plan to only fuck virgins? I cant really hear you through your enourmous neckbeard.

yup 26yo

>being terrified of women to the point of remaining a virgin forever

I guess I dont have to save you any.

>implying those girls would date you
pathetic.jpg

That is one good pussy. Excessive discharge reeks of daddy issues and tells me it's a nymph

I just dont get how you pathetic faggots stay virgins for so long, I get steady pussy no matter what my situation is.

pic related its me and my bitch.

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Imagine being so desperate for pussy that you sleep with a woman another man had already plowed, conquered, and totally dominated.

You are a cuck, and I pity you for your naivete.

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Top kek

My dick can't fit inside a toilet tube (by a lot).
So I'm guessing only size queens will go for me?
I'm also a 8/10 Chad with height and looks, only drawback being literal autism (not even joking, as it contributes to my anti social behavior), but I'm just not driven for pussy, but I always think about it

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One girl who was 17 at the time wanted to date me but I told her no because of our age difference which is 7 years. She's 19 now but has a boyfriend. Should've dated her

kek its like you made a deal with the devil and got a slightly above average dick but can never use it due to genuine autism.

lol what

Your wording is accidentally very supportive of ftms lol

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You must continue your quest to be a grand mage

Same fagging bet her boyfriend doesn't have a dick like mine.

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No because I'm not stupid. If you're a virgin past the age of 16 you belong in a gulag.

I guess its your actual autism, but you dont have a size queen level dick dude.

What a cute rabbit

I've wondered if I have autism because I'm so awkward but nope I don't have it. Just social anxiety.

No I'm not, lost it in the early '90s, you know when you actually had to interact with people. Now it's all fucked up. Trannies use to be a niche, now they're everywhere. The internet use to be for nerds, now we got it in our pockets. Alot of you are probably virgins because you use technology as a shield against actually taking the time to and effort to form real life social connections, but why would you bother when you can Snapchat what you ate for dinner instead of inviting somebody out. I don't understand it, are you just afraid to be judged on your own merits as a another flawed human being?

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I'm a guy, males can't be virgins.

you suck at memes dude. How can you be bad at memes AND be a virgin?

> Projecting this hard

>posts trump memes as if that somehow supports only having sex with virgins

Like, what?

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not him but its probably bigger than yours quit being an asshole dude

Tbh dude, how many dudes even have an 8 inch? Like how much bigger than that can you get? I don't know fuck all abiut what's the normal size, but I'm sure 5 or something like that is the average

Yours isnt 8 inch is it though its like 7.6/7 I know because mines about the same size and the majority of girls wont fucking mention how big it is. Its normal to any girl that watches porn these days. (which is many) pretending to be other people to say im being an asshole because I punctured your ego balloon is fucking pathetic as well dude.

I'm the poster of the pic. I measured it at 7 inches. Maybe I measured it wrong but 7 is always what it is. Either way thanks for the support that guy is a jerk.

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>trump memes

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kek 100% pathetic loser

Sorry im too busy not being a pedophile and only wanting to fuck virgins.

Yes, 21 kissless virgin, I need to get out more but I can't talk to people help me Yea Forums

you sound like those women who say i don't need children while they baby their cats and yell at young girls who want lifetime relationship to make yourself feel better about your mistakes.

You're being an asshole but it's okay. I forgive you. Hope your life gets better to the point where you don't have to put people you don't even know down on the internet.

kek I hope life gets better for you where you dont have to exaggerate you dick size on the internet despite still being a virgin.

First off, retards thought it was photoshop in the first image, so I know it's 8 inches (also since I've measured) and secondly, no ego was hurt, but it sure I'd werid how you go on the attack (protection) about my size...
>wew lad

Jesus you seem insecure af

Theres no way that this:
Is 8 inches.

I'm talking about myself dude.
That dick isn't, this one is

Also, nice double dubz

No, but I've only ever had sex with my wife.

we'll be the judge of that :)

>you're a pedophile, you should want a real woman that's 35 years old and taken miles of chad cock
Lmaoooooo

>35 year old

nice moving the goal posts

Most girls arent pathetic losers like you so they lose it between 14-18 So yeah if you're hunting only virgins, you're a pedo faggot neckbeard.

Marry me, I need to marry a virgin.

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How did you measure it? Did you measure bone-pressed like researchers do?

No. I lost mine when i was 29 to my current wife and we're about to have our 4th child. Sure i missed out on those highschool chicks but im happy to have found my wife.

You mean you're happy your wife settled for you?

Hows your asshole then?

No man can be a virgin. Being born has your penis in a vagina therefore you are automatically not a virgin.

not them but i think they were trying to say its easy to get laid so why havent they done it yet idc

>Why?
You mean 'how' you literal spastic.

>Most girls arent pathetic losers like you so they lose it between 14-18 So yeah if you're hunting only virgins, you're a pedo faggot neckbeard.
If liking 18 year old girls makes me a pedo faggot neckbeard, then I'll gladly call myself one. :^)

Giraffe neck

Being a virgin getting older each year and only going for 18 year old girls (who wont be virgins btw) makes you a fucking neckbeard.

Might as well be, dick dry for 6 months. T. Gramps

>Being a virgin getting older each year and only going for 18 year old girls (who wont be virgins btw) makes you a fucking neckbeard.
You're making a lot of assumptions, sweetie. What if I just don't want to fuck a girl with a high bodycount?

Yes, because I am ugly

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My brother was 25 when he nailed a 17 year old in Spain, you're just being a massive pussy dude, you've clearly never been around certain types of chicks

No, lost my virginity at 21. Had 3 sexual partners, a 23yo girl, an 18yo boy and a 48 year old grandma (she had fucking grandkids, only learned this after)

I turned 22 and haven't had sex since, although I wish I would.

Get sweaty with other gay dudes and share showers? Fuck you faggot, keep your roids, anal sex, and aids thanks.

This guy is talking about only ever having sex with young girls because he refuses to have sex with non virgins, eventually he will be 35 and still be going after very young virgin girls. Omega neckbeard.

Do you dunk on her gash?

>This guy is talking about only ever having sex with young girls because he refuses to have sex with non virgins
When was this specified, retard? You made that entire line up, I just said that I didn't want a roastie. Why are you such a butthurt dick-sucking faggot?

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dunkey spottet, this always gives me hope, if he can get some puss so can i.

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see
You fucking sperg

>only ever having
That's pedo level, but chasing them while you're in you're 20's is fine (I'm 21 and I'm comfortable going for 17/18 year-olds until like 25-28, after that I'll bump that number up a bit.
>also the half your age +7 rule works (no rounding off included)

I'd still sleep with a girl as long as she didn't fuck an entire football team. I just wouldn't get into a relationship with her.
If that hurts your feelings, well, I don't care. Suck my dick faggot.

mhm, all men there are virgins...

>That's pedo level.
Please leave, moralfag. Everyone talks about MILFs sleeping with 18 year old boys and nobody cares. 18 is the most attractive age to all men, regardless of their age.

idiot or fag?

yes i am and no semen demon is going to take my innocence in the foreseeable future.

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I never said 18 years olds were offlimits, but to target the 17/18 year old age group is virgin territory, so you're a pedo of you only ever stay there.
>moralfag
You mean standards?

Yes, I would never pollute my body with the touch of a woman.

tu tak esi pediņš, kropli, ne?

dirsā rauts kroplis esi, ja? :D

Nope, finally.

If you don't care, no, but if you've been trying your whole life, yes. That's very bad.

the kind of tired no amount of sleep will fix

i only used condoms so i still consider myself a virgin till i go condomless.

You're doing it wrong, or the girls you've been with were shit

Yep. I turn 30 next year, I'm breaking this streak this year.

Girlfriend too tight to get dick in, literally medical condition. Not a super big deal though.

its overrated for people who have death grip syndrome because they fapped 10 times a day after discovering porn and hentai..

for everyone else its pretty good.

вoт пeдepacы coбpaлиcь, oпa!

nope

>fag
>being attracted to older women with a man jaw and masculine features is straight
Please leave and never come back.

>pedo
>t. moron that doesn't realize that 18 is a legal adult
You fucking soyboy cocksuckers are throwing that word around all the time. Shut up.

>You mean standards?
Fucking ridiculous. Just because someone might not be able to attract a girl of legal age, doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to, retard. Quit telling people what they can and can't do like a religious moron.

tu vispār varētu iet nahuj ar saviem komentāriem, mudak!

Did you say you're a virgin earlier?

I mean, sure an 18 year old girl with a 30 year old man may be seen as weird or creepy. But, no, it isn't pedophilia, morons. An 18 year old girl isn't a fucking child. Goddamn idiots.

Nobody says shit when a 18-20 year old boy hooks up with an older woman, now do they? What have you got to say to that, femstoppo?

The world would be better off without so many people in this thread.

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>The world would be better off without... {}
... {} 4han retarded people...

lol where the fuck do you think you are? This is is loser central and you're guilty by association

no

This thread really brings out the genuine autists though.

I lost mine to a tinder slut that would pick me up from work and fuck me in her car in random parking lots. It was okay but I think she gave me an std.

sounds like she just went around raping autistic kids.

Nigga, why would you give a damn about their body count if they're just a fuck. You're one insecure guy. Fact is, a younger girl can lie to you and say she's only fucked 1 or two people and you'll be satisfied. Ignorance is bliss.

I dunno I appreciated being able to get a ride home rather than take the bus, and it was pretty nice to have pussy bouncing on my dick. I wasn't thinking though so it's good I didn't catch like AIDS or something. A girl that will rawdog strangers is dangerous.

What'd you mean think? Go to a doctor you worthless sack of shit snd get tested immediately.

Nah come on mate I'm sure you shot up the hearts of lots of girls before.

I was having sex with more than one person without a condom. That's why I can't confirm it was her dumbass. I got tested and treated already and again in 6 months.

>a girl that wants to raw dog strangers is dangerous
>a guy that wants to bareback a girl is dangerous

See the irony user in that statement user? Fact is no one likes wearing condoms if they're on birth control

Well I guess you've got a point tbh. Beggars can't be choosers.

not for long

It's less ironic when the guys are likely to be having sex with said girl, and she has sex with around 20-30 people regularly. Let's face it, guys have less sex than a willing woman. A woman off tindr willing to sleep with about 10-15% of her matches is having a lot of anonymous sex, compared to the virgin/average guy that has a much harder time pulling pussy. It's the number of contacts that makes it more dangerous.

Yep

49 and fucked literally 100s of girls most raw and never caught anything.
HIV is harder for a guy to get then a woman with oral and vaginal sex.

20 and upwards of 30 now, bet I'll beat your highscore within the next 5 years

stds are literally for poor, stupid people.

It only takes one stupid girl to infect you and you will literally never know beforehand because she won't tell the truth

Stupid, poor girls are the most likely to have raw sex with anons in this thread

This logic. And do you not think the top tier guys on tinder are slamming an even higher percent of their matches? Thus they also have equally high chances of spreading std's, and let's be honest, most guys typically push to not use a concom harder than women.

The logic is flawed either way since you're basing you're assumption on the fact that girls are slamming way more, and that isn't true for every girl. The flipside is attractive guys are slamming every week if they want also.

Bottom line is, if you're gonna fuck without a condom, both men or women, you should be extremely careful, and I certainly wouldnt make a guess on whether a girl is gonna give me an std based on you're statistics, all it takes is 1 girl.

Yes I'm a 28 year old virgin

There's a movement going to destigmatize HIV in liberal SJW circles. Personally I believe if you have aids/HIV you are an incredibly dumb person that deserves the way people treat you. It's mean, it's not fair. It's just how it is.

Nope, I had sex with around 52 women but I am about 44. In the end you just want someone to connect with.

Nope. Kinda wish I was sometimes though. I miss slugging 2-liters of Dr pepper, smoking weed in my room while playing TF2 or WoW, bullshitting with my friends on Skype. Those were the days.

lol I'm Dutch I get checked up bi monthly and HIV isn't really a thing anymore omegalul

Why can't you do that and get some low self esteem girl to call you daddy? It's not like she'll tell you to change since you're in charge.

amazing, those people want to be you and you want to go back to that life. interesting.

>HIV isn't a thing anymore
>European refugees from Africa banging local women

That sounds like you'll get bitten in the ass one day.

Because that was 11 years ago and I have a kid and mortgage to worry about now.
Right? Grass rarely stays greener on the other side. I don't hate my life or anything. I just miss being responsibility free.
Guess that's what saving, investing, and retirement are for.

I do this most days, have a gf and have had steady sex since I was 15 (am 25). Just got to believe.

Is it worth it? Do you feel that a life of responsibility and staying put is what you wanted?

underrated

Yeah

It's a lot better than the direction I was going. Got into selling coke to fund my growing drug habit. Got into a shit load of debt by taking out personal loans to buy more drugs.
Then I met my wife and we both got it shit together for each other (she was a heavy oxy addict).
Suffice to say our lives are a lot less interesting, but we're not huge pieces of shit anymore

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I used to as well, but my girl got pregnant so it the window with that.
Careful, it happened when I was 26.

It's called being thin & tall, something you might not even ponder in your dreams, amerifat.

No ones saying it, yes it is a problem. Put yourself out there bud. I know 3 fat hammy bros that met their fellow cetaceans on tinder or pof. In case youre wondering married my highschool gf. Broke up a couple times fucked other people but always wanted eachother. 15 years later and one cat and one kid later. Im happy. Be happy. Make your whale calls in the deep blue sea of fish.

>Talks like a true HIV pos fgt.

I'm asperger
I tried to believe i could, but being 25 and still as akward as ever i just focus on other things.

Trying to have friend is already a challenge

im 31 and yes