Waifu

waifu

here u fucks, have a thread. I'm going to bed.

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hanako...

Night.

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Night night, nat

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Prostitution - the practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment.

test

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>engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment
>for payment
>for
not being the recipient of gifts

Best girl, reporting in

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20 bucks for being sucked off is payment

>girl
What you playing at willis

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That's not what he said in the show

>draw a boy
>call it a girl
And other retarded tropes and mental illnesses in your favorite gook toon, straight from the radioactive wastelands of Japan! Don't eat the fish!

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giving someone something is not payment its a gift agreeing before to exchanged something for something is payment

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It's what i remembered so it makes is true for me leave me alone

Come on. Just look at that smile. Haw can you say that isn't bestgirl material?

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>draw a boy
>call it a boy
>fags call it a girl

Are you mentally disabled

I never watched the series. I thought you needed to view these Very "Special" children in chronological order and I couldn't get through Index. Special as fuck. Never tried to watch the Special Finger girl who masturbates.

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>Jokingly call a guy bestgirl
>fags think you're serious
>people taking themselves too seriously thinking bestgirl has to be a female

Steven Segal is bestgirl

left > right

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Easy railgun is best girl of show, accelerator should be protagonist

The bishounen from Drifters would probably fill this criteria. He's a flirty androgynous and bisexual. I can't 'member his name tho.

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clearly you are as you don't know the difference between a payment and gift is

Railgun is indeed pretty qt, but as far as actual females go, I'd have to say Uiharu is the cutest.
Accelerator still trumps them all, though

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If you give a woman twenty dollars and she sucks your dick, that's not a gift. That's an exchange of money for services.

>Jokingly make joke about trap meme
>fags take it seriously
>can't have have fun unless unless everyone thinks best boy is best girl that's really best girl

robbin hood best trap

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What if you gift them $20 and then they suck your dick an hour later?

you're so completely ignorant and moved the words around the gift is after at a later date not before stop being desperate to be right and accept female friends can give favors and male friends can give gifts without it being nefarious

In the words of Riley. "But I'm paying, which makes her a ho."

Can confirm this is false.

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It's not even a trap joke. I'll regularly call guys from anime bestgirl. My friends will have arguments where we can't agree on which girl is best, so we'll pick a guy we can agree on and call him bestgirl.
Bestgirl here is more of a title than a descriptor

>Uiharu
Uiharu UIHARA BETTER THAN MISAKA i don't think i can like you despite having good taste in should be protags

That's not what you originally said, you paying her for having given you a blow job is payment no matter when you do it if that's why you gave her the money, I never said it was nefarious but casual friends don't typically perform oral sex on each other.

Like how Emiya is the bestgirl from Fate? He's loyal, he can cook, he's time conscious, he is considerate, a team player and is always willing to help?

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you've moved the post go back and read i said slipping them something after or giving them something after not agreeing before hand on a payment method

Don't get me wrong. Misaka is a straight 8/10, but she's not really wife material. I don't trust her to cook something without burning it to a crisp and shorting out all the appliances in the kitchen when she gets mad at the smoke alarm. Uiharu, on the other hand will treat you right.

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Exactly

That's hardly an insult coming from an avatarfag.

calling a boy best girl is a joke as you said you and your friends do
making fun of those who call boys best girl is a joke making a joke of those calling boys best girl referring to taps

Misaka is the tomboy you wished you had growing up. She'll cook something for you out of love but fail at times, wrestle with you go out and enjoy the outside. Uiharu will try too hard to be a doll like wife. Always trying to please with no personality of her own. Too occupied with pleasing or being the perfect wife without being a wife, she fails in everything. She is a yes man

Look man. I feel ya, but I had a tomboy sister growing up. I'm not saying you have shit taste for picking Misaka, but she's just not the one for me. Uiharu is the kind of girl that has an opinion on which linux distro is the best. I have too many devices that I can't afford for Misaka to get mad at me. I don't want to have to rebuild my PC every week.

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Good morning, you all.
How're you all doing today?

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Doing pretty alright, Just having a casual debate over which imaginary character would make the best wife.
Ya know, the usual

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We're never going to see eye to eye on this. So lets leave it at that. At least you have good taste in should be protags

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Well, my answer would be whichever fits your most important qualities, and how well they do it.
Well, I'm currently racing at DAYTONA USA BAYBEEEEEE
Assetto Corsa is nice.

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lift skirt

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here’s mine uwu

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I can respect your opinion, user. You're really raising the bar on quality when it comes to Yea Forums "debates". At least you're not trying to claim that Saten or worse, Kuroko, is best girl.

I actually don't live too far from Daytona. Never been there, though.

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lift foreskin

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now I demand more
long gone

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>long gone

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I hope u are prepared

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Hmm. I'd personally never go watch a Nascar race, so I can't really say you're lucky.
Wait, don't they sometimes open it for the public to use?

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No clue. I've only ever driven past the sign on the highway on my way to orlando

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autism-chan isn't here spammer are paid off

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if only

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>tfw I've got my own little astolfo irl
sorry to hear u don't

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i have to wait 6 hours but what it now

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feels bad
am falling asleep, off to bed now, night mate

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Meh, probably not. They wouldn't let a shitbox drive a steep angle and crash. Too much risk.
They will let you ride shotgun in a real nascar, though. That's pretty neat.
Seems the debate ended. whatcha up to now?

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tetris

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>the debate ended
we can always start is up again for you

y'alls waifus are shit

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I'm not quite sure where I'm supposed to stick it...
My boner's scared

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We should try everything once

バンプ

>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

Comfy Thursday.

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ill say hi to you but have to go so sorry

i'd like some rum please

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> Fedora Chan Board'

Is this really you?

no

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Oh alright, no worries, best of luck with whatever you have to do.

One coming right up then.
Anything fun going on there?

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It is you i thought you died and it made me sad.

be more interesting.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Spic nigger, tfu.

i think i will be able to answer you once the alcohol loosens me up desu

no... not yet
I went to jail for a week and my mom misplaced my laptop, I've been looking everywhere for it

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Faggot nigger, tfu.

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quit being a faggot

Oh. I am not Sono.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Be safe you're the only person here i like.

./////. i'm not worth your affection but thank you very much....

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

You're worth it hope things improve and get to see you back again. bye.

...

;~; good bye user ;~;

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Oh yeah I remember you saying that you could start drinking again every now and then, what did you drink?

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Hiya, cute. How're you today?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_LCXFDrU0No

tfw

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Oh, hey. It's a Mai-chan

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Hello Hakase, nice to see another Nichijou claimer around.

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Finally.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about mai loli waifu, you filthy gaijin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Lolicon Kawaii Corps Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the government, and I have OVER 9000 confirmed loli threads on Yea Forums, specificaly Yea Forums. I am trained in waifu warfare and I’m the top loli collector on the entire Internet. You are nothing to me but just another moralfag. I will b& you the fuck out of Yea Forums with 2d lolita with the cuteness of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking threads. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over IRC chat? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Yea Forums users across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flooding of loli to your E-Mail inbox, newfag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "Shota-Con". You’re fucking dead, underage Yea Forums& & Yea Forums&. I can DDOS anywhere, anytime, and I can retrieve your personal info in at least one hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hacking skills. Not only am I extensively trained in DDOS attacks, but I have access to the entire fags on Futaba channeru, ni channeru, and Yea Forums and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out the tubes of the Internet, you little .S.J.W. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will be shiting dick nipples and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead DQN, go back to Tumblr.

One of the best waifu's - What do you get when you cross Hermione Granger with a Shiba Inu?

"Ricotta Elmar" from the anime "Dog Days"

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it'll get better soon

im sorry for your loss

it's fine

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Very abstract casual conversation

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you are obviously coping
it hurts to watch

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you are obviously projecting
it hurts to watch

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Who are you today?

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Claimed

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you're breaking my heart
im going to leave now i can not take this anymore why do you do this to yourself

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Fucking trash, man. Kill em all.

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You are delusional

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AAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO

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>tfw you've been dehumanized by a non human

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best girl, would cuddle

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>le hot topic goth girl

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Wouldn't cuddling hurt with all those spikes sticking out of her?

slut

Nerds

No you.

Goodnight everyone.

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goodnight

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I'd make her crispy fried tofu erryday

to touch fluffy tail

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