ITT: We wait
ITT: We wait
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*chews gum loudly*
>vigorously scratches an itch
>phone rings
*clears throat*
*yawns*
"What do you mean I have to fill this out again? I filled this out the last time I was here. Nothing has changed."
*makes squeaky chair noise by fidgeting*
*turns books pages*
shhlphlplhphhpshrr
*remembers a funny joke and chuckles*
*checks watch*
*starts playing a weebgame on his phone with the volume on max*
*very erotic female noises begin to fill the room*
*i begin to sweat and vigorously finger my phone*
*the grunting and crashing sounds get louder*
*a victory chime is heard and I quietly give a victory pose*
Yus....
There's always one toddler that walks around talking gibberish and staring at folks.
*browses Yea Forums and tries to hide the screen from normies*
>loudly and furiously masturbating in the corner
*smells hands*
*Public breastfeeding begins
*gets ready to say something, then chickens out and looks away*
*pisses really fuckin hard on the floor*
*holds back a fart by wriggling about on the chair*
*yawns*
*starts crying*
* flips page *
*looks at exits*
*stares at the tiny tv hanging in the corner*
Are you anons waiting to be ok trial. Would a public defender be enough to get me out of assault in the second degree. What do? How fucked am i? I can hire a Jewish lawyer if I have to. I just want out.
*hear staff talking in the next room*
>*goes to toilet*
*takes a shit loudly*
*looks at you weird for saying something in the waiting room*
*kills a baby an eat it*
*checks watch again*
itt we are not nogs, this is a hospital for respectable white people wanting to find out why there knee keeps hurting...
*Leaves this thread*
*from the toilet*
G...guys
*whispers*
can someone pass the paper?
*tries his hardest to avoid eye contact but for some reason feels like he has to stealthly check out the others from time to time to make sure they're not looking at him*
*yawns*
*starts to zip tie the exit doors shut*
*keeps crying, fales on the floor in the Fetal position*
Lmao sorry anons I must be in the wrong room.
*puts you out of your misery*
Seriously, can i have roll of paper
"Sir we can't just use the old form. The graphite is decaying and will be rendered illegible in merely a few hundred years"
I "cough" once.
-near whisper- *hey, i dont want to be rude, but i have been here for almost an hour and that lady who just went in got here after me*
*pass by you to pick up a 2016 science magazine and ask you to turn your phone down
Sorry, just used the last of it.
*pees all over the soda machine and all its buttons*
*bleeds on the capet* you.....mised...my....brain t-t was my balls you *grons in pain* dick
No.
*starts the next level*
*there are male grunts now*
Looks up from woman's world magazine, turn page, keep reading. I'm a guy
*yawns*
come wait with me
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Look's up from magazine again, not amused go back to reading.
*think how faggy it is fir him to be reading woman's world when there is a readers digest right there*
got contact boner and it's pressed up against my pants girls are looking. he he heeee..
*checks watch again*
>walks in with massive erection
"Sorry, viagra hasn't worn off yet. It's been 5 hours. Yesterday it was 6 by the time I got here."
*gets up, walks up to that guy and checks his watch, then goes to sit back down*
>still masturbating in the corner
IF YOU CHECK THAT FUCKIBG WATCH AGAIN
DUDE ITS BEEN 7 MINUTES
>joins
Well at least the chairs are comfy.
I just farted and a little blood came out.
need sauce for this scratching
The first 30 years are the worst...
The following 30 years are the worst also...
After that it becomes a bit hazy.
*leaves toilet stall with hand covered in shit*
>sighs
>stands up, walks around
>leans against wall
"Sir you are welcome to take a seat"
>No I'm good thanks
*bleeds out and dies*
*checks watch again*
Lol
* checks watch again*
>*listens to music while thinks about my past,present, and future*
Shit...
im waiting nigger
omg this qt looked at me