Bored and tired as fuck but dont wanna sleep

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why are you wasting your fucking life doing this cancer

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i like your voice
but i gotta go so good luck with your quest for not sleeping
put some upbeat music, it maybe help

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Bye user!

why are you always such a whore?

such a sad fucking human being

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>a venal or unscrupulous person

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Stop doing the little "huh" at the end of your sentences

this is why californian women are useless, can't pronounce a somewhat common adjective nor admit they are. good day.

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I'll never stop

Height and weight op

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

What are your thoughts on swallowing cum during some good head ? Do you swallow?

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KEK GO ON OINKER YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS

so fucking sad to just see a useless human with no life goals and ambitions rotting away. Someone who would rather do this with their time than ANYTHING else. Go read a fucking book and learn how to speak properly and enunciate basic words instead you uncultured swine

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You’re out of your damn mind, the answer is three

whoever the bitch is that's talking on these vocaroos sounds like a fat spic
probably has accounts on every dating app with cherry picked pics focusing on her tits yet has "not here for hookups" in her bio
2/10 wouldn't rape

Respect user

Rub pussy on mic

Eh I think I look fine

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Or is it just autism?

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You thought wrong WHORE

Rub mic on vagina

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Lol no

Nah I think right :)

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Rub the microphone on your genitals please

>thinking I'm going to listen to her response
K E K
E
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Can I see a pic of your tongue op?

No

do you believe in the white genocide?

Clearly you are since you know what I "sound like" lol

Jam the mic in your snatch

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What do you think about the whole Jussie Smollett thing op?

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i listened to about 20 seconds of one and came to my conclusions
i stand by them
not listening anymore
this will be the last of the attention you get from me

the prosecutor who dropped the charges was paid $400k+ by good old georgie boy soros
and now she's claiming the case records were sealed "inadvertently"
lol right
this obvious optics tactic to make trump supporters look bad blew up in their face and now they're in sweep under the rug mode

What kind of microphone are you using, it sounds pretty decent. Is it a yeti? How much of the yeti can you insert vaginally? Let’s find out

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Lol ok bye incorrect user. See ya.

What do your farts smell like and can I hear one?

let me rephrase on the wg, do you think it is happening with malice, either version?

I'm using my phone user.

And no.

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Well damn. I understand that. Because I totally view as a sexual thing
Also I never knew "tongue tied " was a thing.
You skate the line of being a good girlfriend but you're also on Yea Forums..
So.. I feel like you have probably shown something on here before, yeah?
Does your dude also hang around here?

no tits + no timestamp + gross sounding audio clips = stupid cunt wasting everyone's time
sage

Just get out of here already then faggot

i never do this and waste my time on swine like you but i dont hate you. believe it or not someone here is trying to help you realize that what you are doing is wrong.

It is not normal for someone to act like this in a society. with all due respect you should seek some psychiatric help and get your life together.

you only get one. its just disappointing to see life go to waste

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Sorry if I sound odd. I'm so tired I feel delirious lol

What are your thoughts on shotacon as a pornographic genre?

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Can you please narrate this webcomic?

I feel you.
Fair.
Get some sleep op
I'm just getting off work.. that's what I'm about to do. Have a good day

He's not wrong you know.
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you're a hopeless idiot man have fun

Lol couldnt even give a logical response.

Have fun browsing Yea Forums and wasting your life user

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Because im straight!

Hellraiser? My negro.

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You sound like that pickle food critic from spongebob

LOL cenobite I mean!

Symbiote wtf?

i forgot what i was actually going for, wasn't spongebob though. some cartoon though

Chowder

I agree, but only Hellraiser 1 and 2, maybeee 3.
I also like that one where a privat detective opens the lament configuration and I think he becomes stuck in one day repeating forever. Can't recall what part is that.

Chatterbox is my favorite as well. Him and the Engineer.

Have you seen the new Hellraiser Judgment?

Pube lice

Please describe your vulva I detail, as well as the surrounding area. Smell, shaven or natural, taste, labia length

nah, was trying more for a non-jew neil goldman

Do you have a favourite band/music artist?

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Nah

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Ghost is really fucking good

Also you look gorgeous. I don't know why everybody on Yea Forums has just turned into weird bitter incels that hate on women they could never get. But then they also make fun of incels and virgins? Interesting dichotomy on this board

Eh, I don't know. Are there any good movies based on Stephen King's work?
The Shining comes to mind but Kubrick fucked up the ending.

Maybe Creepshow? I really liked that one, it's awesome.

What do you do for a living?

Tell me one of your favorite date nights.

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Oops forgot to answer you question

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Redneck peace of garbage go work at mcdonalds

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Bump

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Lol

Couldn't help myself.

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Creepshow was directed by Romero and featured 5 tales from the crypt!
Tales from the Crypt - now there's something mega fucking awesome!

I think Savini was in charge for special FX. So you have Romero, King and Savini, what more could you want?

Those tales you mentioned are actually from Creepshow 2, haven't seen that one but it's on my list.

Regarding IT, I fucking loved the new one. Although, Tim Curry's Pennywise is way better and scarier.
He looks more realistic and believable. That's probably because they didn't have enough of a budget to make him more like the books. I usually hate new movies and shit on pretty much anything (not just movies) but I loved this one. I even watched it in a movie theater. Can't wait for the second part.

If I would have to pick a modern horror movie that really stuck with me then it would be The Void.
If you're into Lovecraftian shit you should definitely check it out.

Your situation with your last job is very familiar to me. I'm also unemployed or a NEET as it's more apropriate. Physical health ok, but mentally... ehhh it varies. I was a system engineer (IT) and the workplace was toxic as fuck so I'm really glad that I'm out of there.

lol this chick again.

You know you're an attention seeking narcissist, right? Make a thread on Yea Forums and respond to everything on vocaroo?

"Bored" for women is codeword for "nobody's given me any attention or validation in 10 minutes".

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Thoughts on Michael Jackson?

how do you feel about titfucking?

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opinion on roblox?

Isnt that a game for 10 year olds?

thanks for your opinion. it seems to be kind of the general women consensus on titfucking.
are yours big enough to do it comfortably but you just prefer not to?

Opinions on capital punishment?

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let's hear you describe your favorite bra and why it's your favorite

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Ayyy I won a capital punishment debate to win a provincial tournament once upon a time. It's a really popular debate topic so my partner and I always kept out supporting arguments ready. Do you think industrial food production like the tight storage of cattle and an automated slaughtering procedure is necessary for human surveil since we continue to overpopulate the planet ?

You look good 7/10
Ditch the pink hair tho

Would you ever let your bf and his homie spit roast you? Mouth/vag or mouth/anal?

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Happy cow happy meat

My hair isnt pink!!
Lol I'm a ginger

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nice dog

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Can I come in your house and cum on your face or what???

those look a hell of a lot bigger than 36C

Haha you saved my doggy pic? Nice
Heres some more!

ISNT SHE THE CUTEST!?

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nah i just found an old thread that you posted some pictures on. you looked better without your hair dyed.

what color is it? any chance of a pic?

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????

Its black and no I dont post those photos

you got that mexican looking boyfriend?

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can you deepthroat? if so what does it feel like? I can barely brush my teeth without gagging and I feel bad for my boyfriend

well, i didn't want to assume his nationality, i know how californians are. also yeah lighting was going to be the next guess.

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pls respond

Can you squirt?

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The sleepiness is hitting me hard again

You sound arrogant. Is it because you have to accept your inferior women condition?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Nigger?

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what color would you call my hair then?

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Can you suck your own nips?

But that just ain't true. Sorry to burst your bubble but the fluid secreted during squirting is distinct from urine but still has traces of urea in it due to the Skene's gland being located bear the urethra

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Idk, when you explain things you sound like you are trying hard, like if the one who is listening is dumb. maybe it's just a feeling mate.

are you a furry?

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Ew no

you sound like a 15 year old boy

Local woman denies science in order to excuse her inability to hold her piss in during sex. Looks like it's adult diaper time for you, old timer.

You look very pretty OP. What is your favorite pastime?