Why would I waste one more second thinking about God...

The object isn’t to think of God or not. It is to think of Objective Purpose or not. Without objective purpose, meaning, behind the universe; there is no reason why you enjoy anything. No reason why, you, I, anything, exists. Simply put: without meaning, we would not exist.

it also has been the motivation behind the killing of over 200 million people so far. its 2019 and the number still gets higher each year lol.

I saw Ben Stiller at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Why'd they change the pasta from ryan gosling to ben stiller? newfags these days.

The original version is Bruce Willis

It does make a huge difference wether you end up in hell or heaven

no, you just think that because you're a newfag.

Only newfags call others newfag, newfag

durr bruce willis durrr

lol newfag

Looks like we have a newfag right hyaaw!

cool story newfag.

Make up your own damned mind about it.
Don't ask bloody Yea Forums - we're idiots.

God could teach you how to properly focus your camera.

Are you worried that if you think about god you're going to go out on a crusade?

Here user

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Thats child abuse. I hope he was removed from the church.

fuck off jordan

>It literally makes no difference whether it exists or not
what makes you think that? since you said "God", i suppose you're talking about the abrahamic, monotheistic idea. all those religions clearly state that it matters a great deal. the fact that God exists means you have obligations towards him. you have to act in accordance with His law or suffer the consequences, in this life and the next.

obv its all man-made and god doesn't exist but people who don't know what's at stake baffle me. people like you are the reason islamist terrorism is "mysterious" to some

KEK

I dont understand how people can preach work and other "good stuff" and then same time value something as dumb and evil as god and religion

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for some people, it gives clarity to life but for others, we don't need it the problem is Jesus freaks assuming you were as lost as them before they found "god" they are floored individuals

You have a God
You worship
You devote you existence to this God
And you're so blinded you don't even realize

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what does "magic invisible animals in the sky" refer to? animism? ancient egyptian religion? it doesn't really fit anything

If God exists, that means you're gay.

If God doesn't exist, that means we're both gay.

So let's swap some details and get down to the bottom of this conundrum.

Religion wants you. Pre-requisites; Accept you are unworthy. Believe in everything you are told. Everything! Ask nothing. Give us your money. Repeat.

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I think American natives worshipped animal spirits

>science wants you. Pre-requisites; Accept you are unworthy. Believe in everything you are told. Everything! Ask nothing. Give us your money. Repeat.

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>things fedora tippers actually believe
Don't tip that think too hard friend

>Clearly does not understand science.

The thing with science is you can *test* it's claims and see for yourself. Amazing rite?

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Science is cool user.
Your devotion to your religion makes you look stupid.

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Yeah man. Except for all the things that cannot be tested.
Then we just have to take the word of men in lab coats. Men that wrote words in books. It's almost like faith.
I'm not devoted to religion. I don't care about organized religion. Organized religion are the words men wrote in books. Men lie. I distrust religion for the same reason I distrust science.
As soon as money is involved the results are pointless.

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right, "magic animals". but why the step towards "magic animals in the sky"? i'm curious. is there a religion that worships animals in heaven, but not people?

are you one of those "dinosaur skeptics"

Ah yes I remember during science class in elementary school when we would do experiments to demonstrate the things we were learning, and then, after, in religion class, doing Jesus experiments to demonstrate what we were learning.

Nothing to believe to.
The god claim has not demonstrated its burden of proof.

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>Then we just have to take the word of men in lab coats. Men that wrote words in books. It's almost like faith.
while this is a caricature, i have to say i've never heard an atheist claim they want to abolish all trust anyone ever has regarding anything

What can't be tested.
Everything we know is based on testing... You can't make a claim without evidence and you can't have evidence without observation, hypothesising, testing, reproducing, and then using the knowledge to accurately make predictions..
That knowledge that can be used to make accurate predictions, btw, is called a "theory".

There is no scientific idea which can't be tested, you total and utter retard.

If it's not testable, it's not science, go read a fucking book you fucking dumbnigger newfie brainlet

are you a bot or an unintentionally funny foreigner

No complete dinosaur skeleton has ever been found
Why would I not be skeptical if dinosaurs were partially made up.
Ah yes, then you must remember the experiment where you took soft tissue in recovered dinosaur bones and used carbon dating to determine their age? Oh you didn't get to do that?
How about when you went up to outer space and proved that it was a vaccum thousands of degrees in temperature? Your elementary school didn't test that either? So you trust the words of men written in books?
Nope only people to get big fat government checks to push a certain narrative.
See above.
You're not going to space. You're not handling these "million" year old ancient remains.
Only people who get paid to make you think you're a monkey flying around an infinite abyss on a pebble

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>Science is bought
This is why we have what's called "meta analysis" and "consensus".

It would be ludicrously expensive to buy out the entire scientific community towards any single goal, especially when it's cheaper to just ask news stations to say "lol scientists are liars".

Yes some studies are bought to produce a certain result to push a certain agenda.. so you take all the data across all the studies done across the entire world by every expert in the field, and surely, you will see a trend of data that will point towards the true answer.

97% of the scientific data agrees man made climate change is real.
Half of Americans disagree. Clearly you don't need to make all the scientists say the same thing to discredit them. So why bother? Just call fox news and have a live TV debate between a scientist and a smartass.

People love smartasses.

>Why would I not be skeptical they were made up

Because there's asking questions and then there's being absolutely ridiculous. You aren't outsmarting anyone, you just look like a blithering idiot.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_(dinosaur)

Sorry it isn't an entire skeleton. I guess the missing 10% proves it's not real.

beat me to it. the guy has to define "complete skeleton". i mean, i wouldn't expect to find a 100% complete skeleton of my grandma who died 2 years ago, why would i expect one of an animal who lived millions of years in the past

I'm sorry, but you literally do not understand how science is done. You seem to think that the government pays academic scientists, which shows how wide of the mark you are. You also seem to think that science doesn't have to reproducible.

I'm so sorry that your lack of education on the subject has left your perception of reality so skewed.

you shouldn't, and god shit should go on the paranormal board with all the other made up crap