Bored

bored
AMA

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what's your snapchat

It's not 8am, bitch

Show ur ass

German Time idiot

Why do you use the worst possible date format.

What's the hottest pic you have. And have you ever found your pics being shared on here?

what happened to your other nipple bar

Wanna Kik Anon27892

Can I see your butt

what does your face look like?

sharpie in pooper

Good morning girl how are you today

Nice tits, how's your week been so far?

why the fuck am i so drunk right now

It wasn't even 8am in German time. I thought you Germans liked to be precise

Where do you want us to cum?

Feeling slutty OP, or just abiding by Tits or GTFO?

Bitte mehr von deinen geilen Titten.
Welche Körbchen Größe?

Nice tits, love the piercing.
Before the thread goes to sharpie in pooper, how you doing?

Op

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Do grandpas turn you on? Ever been fucked by a fat man in an overcoat? Do you like niggers?

god fucking damn it. well, you hear em.

How was the biggest dick you've taken and how did you like it?

in your dreams

cause I'm from Europe where lead paint in houses was removed decades ago

I have found them once or twice, not regularly enough though

I only have one

picture Ricky Gervais after an earthquake

I'm bored but well rested. How are you ?

tiring but rewarding. I've worked a lot but well. yours ?

>picture Ricky Gervais after an earthquake

oh no

I'm very well,thanks for asking.Are you prepearing for job,or you just wanna chat cause of boring free time

Anymore piercings?
Is it good?

Why are you such a whore for attention?
{Show ass to prove worth}

gross.

More of your tits?

Can you write my name, Chad, on your tits?

you better show your whore ass right now

probably because you consumed alcohol

on your own chest, before lapping it up like sluts

why not both ?

I said German time, I didn't say I was a closeted nazi beer addict

I'm doing well, and yourself ?

No they don't. No I haven't. Never fucked one but I don't mind them.

It was pretty damn big and seeing how fast he came the first time, I'd say I took it pretty well.

I'm gearing up for work rn but am available to chat for a bit still

No more for now. It's pretty nice.

>by popular demand, my pimply ass

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user-vids.tk

More big titties

Where is the sharpie

Would Eat. Nice user.

Can you go to bed? Your tits are ugly and you’re a horrible person for posting on this website

Are you born in Germany,or you got to go there from your home?

Na Lady, hast du Bock auf Schweinereien? :poop:

Do you realize you're a worthless fat whore? If so prove.

post bra label for proof

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Big ol' tiddies and a big ass very nice and beautiful body, do you like playing games op ? If so which kind of ?

post more tits?

Y so much ass acne?

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spread it open

im also a chad please do

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>beautiful body

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as you wish

thx dude

thank you. what does that make you then ?

I'm not in Germany

worthless whore, yes. I would gladly suck a stranger off in an alley (hell, in a crowd even) for a few bucks. even for free if he's hot. fat, I disagree. I'm not just fat I'm a damn landwhale, look at those fat rolls, disgusting

for proof of what ?

tabletop, a lot
vidya, often. mostly indie stuff these days. just finished Return of the Obra Dinn, loved it. been playing Dead Cells quite a bit. also MOBAs for when I don't feel like putting any effort in. TES series I come back to often, Morrowind in particular.

yes, here you go

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Why does every girl who could be remotely cute shove a needle through every piece of loose skin on their body. You instantly look less attractive, not free spirited and open minded.

How are you bored, why is no one fucking you?

Wow nice
Spread your pussy now. I like your bush btw

I really want to fap to this but that piercing is setting off my OCD hard

I'm curious about this myself.
What the fuck. Why aren't you getting dick right now?

second

Where do you live in Germany user? I got a huge white cock waiting for a fat slut like you to suck off.

What's life like where you live. What is the sluttiest thing you've done?

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Oh,okay then you are really close to my country (Adriatic sea) am i wright?
Can you wrote me what is your workplace,and are you satisfied with your job?

Thanks user, awesome body, 10/10 would fuck you all day and cum on them tits

spread pussy
Im hard for you

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i don't really prefer a bush but i prefer your body type. very nice

Thanks user 10/10 would fuck and love it. You like to titty fuck?

You know we all want a piece of that right now. We would love to take turns with you

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I'm glad you realize and accept what you are. Now do our bidding and be the cum hungry hog you are. Spread your ass and show your filthy.

I love everything about your body.

You have pretty decent hobby tastes.

I guess most of them do so in order to become repulsive to people like you. apparently, it's working. I'm bored because I woke up earlier than usual.

sry

dude idk, I'm sitting alone at home and everything, shouldn't men smash my windows and come breed me at once ?

not in Germany

you get one foot pic. my life is nice, it's busy but satisfying. I think a fivesome is pretty slutty. apart from that, going on a hike with a leather collar, leash and my Master pulling it on a pretty known trail.

I work in a call center.

thx dude, I'd like to lick your cum off my tits

>i don't really prefer a bush
I shave it sometimes but I've been lazy

the thing you don't get is that, as a worthless fat whore, I'm still one notch above the people who ask worthless fat whores for cunt pics

thanks. I also enjoy cinema and poetry to a lesser extent. what are your hobbies ?

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Hey user, you like to titty fuck? BTW killer body 10/10

Nice ass neighbor would fuck you in doggy

Got a nice body honey want more of your ass !

>I dont live in germany, I just operate on german time

Spread your ass and tell us how you’re day has been

Well is beautiful for me man

Really nice body user loved your bush and the chub and cool I really don't play tabletops tbh but any other indie game you recommend ? that return of the obra dinn have a very nice aesthetic

You're really not above that. Consider this, we men ask and have our fun with plenty of girls. You just dont comply thats all.

Bettina?

Abbey

Exactly m8. Stupid cunt thinks she's above men demanding her to do her duty to us. She deserves a stern beating.

Why did Muslims deserve the Christchurch shooting?

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Ha,unbelieveable because i need to call a technician to fix my problem with connection of my internet.I almost forgot to give you a compliment,you have goddesses body,it's exactly my type of woman

I just made some cummies for you

Why don't you just get a bf that smacks your Pussy everyday?

Can you show your face?

Disgusting being

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>doesn't know how time zones work

I'd say Binding of Isaac for a weird challenge, Bokida for chilling and House Flipper if you really need to know what having a job is like

what if I don't like fun ? better yet, what if, as a worthless fat whore, I can have way more fun than by sharing my spread pussy. for example, seeing desperate fucks trying to awkwardly neg me into sending some.

I work with people who totalled their cars so I wouldn't be able to help. but thank you.

nice. did you lick it clean ?

I have three. they're not here rn though.

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Nice tits Op

Any more piercings? Also - any plans for the day, you're up rather early.

What is your obsession with men licking their own cum?

Dominance? Or do you like to be dominated?

Show us more of your pussy please.
Also you have some glorious tits!

Niiiice

Nice Lips for blowing on a thick veiny Cock

yuck gross.

would not gespritz on

Please spread your pussy

Show us your pussy please.

beauty

show us you slit !

because asking nicely and you giving us what we want.

and treating you like a whore is the same thing you dumb broad. It's all a trap. You simply choose to fall into one rather than the other.
For the record, seeing a girl deny herself to certain methods can be just as entertaining and enjoyable as getting nudes from being polite. No offense fem. Just running it by you

I think that i have some sexual problem and i need advice from your perspective.I have enormeous sexual appetite,and i need more sex than my woman (minimum 6 times per day).She can't take that much of my sexual energy,and i don't know what to do,cause i'm always horny.By the way i got 34 years and she is 31

Doesn't want to spread ass because it pimple ridden

The cringe is real ‘no offense fem’ my god do you ever see sunlight?

Cute mouth OP, would bang while watching anime

Not for now. Thinking of getting a tongue one.

I think it's hot when straight men do something that is typically associated with fags. mainly cause I'm a huge fag myself. also, yes to both.

and they do, fairly often

deny myself
I missed the part where not posting pussy pics is a loss for me

get an open relationship
masturbate more
take female hormones

exactly, you pierced my well guarded secret
or maybe I'm already dressed up and too lazy to take more pics

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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

Beautiful body OP

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Are you able to actually convince men to lick their own cum on a regular basis though op?

I’d love to plow and dominate your brains out but as a straight man that just doesn’t compute. But hey you do you

We are all taking advantage of you worthless dumb slut. offensive or nun

How does a person end like this? I ask because if I ever have a daughter I wouldn't want her to end like this.

I lapped up my cummies like a good boy for you >.

Random also, but god damn that side profile op. Jealousy runs deep on the man or men who get to enjoy dat.

Lets hope our daughters have more self worth and social value than your regular Yea Forums whore

>already dressed up and too lazy to take more pics

RIP Bread

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Lazy as fuck obviously due to the hog look

So who do you enjoy for poetry?

Why are you trying to ruin my high level of testosteron with female hormones.I'm to her like a loyaly dog to his owner,and i don't want to cheat on her,or know that some other man has sex with her.Can't masturbate because i'm the long lasting man,and for the peak of masturbation (cumming) i need more then 2 hours to finish so the sex is better option for me

why do you pretend to care?

10/10 loves her throat used till puke

Imma look for those games user specially Binding for Isaac thst one sounds interesting thanks and thanks for posting more of your thicc body I'm gonna take a fap now hope you have nice day

all but one of my straight male partners have. I'm pretty convincing when naked, soaking wet and onto my tenth orgasm.

you are masturbating to the blurry bathroom pics I bother sending

>How does a person end like this?
you mean end up sexually open, with healthy relationships, a stable job and interesting hobbies ?

actually it doesn't, but thank you

French poets. Mallarmé and Beaudelaire mostly.

put a plug up your ass when you jack off

I wouldn't be a good worthless slut if my gag reflex wasn't completely suppressed

To endure the illusion that someone actually cares about her opinions so she keeps posting

Now that plug would be gayest thing in my life,you're not helping me at all,by the way my ass is exit only,could you wrote me better advice?

10th orgasm, I’ve been with a multi orgasmic girl before and I’d like to see your most convincing techniques and still prove you wrong. Rip op for not being in Cali

My jealous runs deep*

Please crush my self-esteem and do a nude with a post-it note saying big dicks only?

Hahaha...
Good lord.

Rip op, bread was nice

Awesome curves baby i want to cum on you ! Show me where

Why are you saying that? I think she has a nice ass. Perfect size, same goes as far as tits are concerned.

The pictures were nice. Everything else was an unattractive chore only the cuckiest are willing to put energy into

OP is gone

Nah m8, I mean how does a person end like a fucking whore showing her tits on the internet for strangers to jack off to and 0 self respect or value. quit sucking your own tits and pretending this is ok.

Do you have more piercings or tattoos?

Love the curves not a land whale keep eatting your dream could come true. Easiest way is to have a couple kids how do you feel about kids by the way?

Can we see your clit please?

what a damn totally perfect body…

do you like being slapped on tits, pulled by nipples ?

also : pull them by nipples yourself on a pic please.

Do you think the 10% tax act would save the USA?

POST SNAPCHAT NAME ASAP

Id love to feel my balls hit your chin as i cum down your throat

When you masturbate do you penetrate your vagina or do you just stimulate your clitoris?

nice fucking tits!

Do you let your partner finish inside or on that sexy tum tum?

I would worship you like the Goddess you are.

How do you feel about all the girls getting railed in the Yea Forums adds?

Yea Forums has ads?

Ich steh auf dich.

That's one nasty looking ass.

Woher kommst du? Mir ist auch langweilig.

How much money would you want for me to have sex with you? I can travel.

You are fucking whale! Get a diet lost fat then repost

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What is your favorite band?

No question just had to say nice boobs!

Have you ever felt loved?

Into any good fetishes?

give us snap or kik

How many loves have you taken?

Whatever you do. Please never shave your bush. And then post an update in like a month or two.

How long have you been lurking?

What is your favorite board?

Do you do anal?

What is the age of consent in Germany?

16

Favorite manga?

do you post videos anywhere? would love to see you play with your pussy

Is this you op?

Are you ever going to answer?

Spread that pussy OP

I think this is the best pic of you

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Oh and your spread asshole is also good, i am a Big Fan.

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Noch da OP?

OP te lameria ese culo toda la noche

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Wish I didn't miss this

This seems like the perfect pose for OP as well

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>disgusting acne ass
>too fat
>legs are way too big
>genuinely just looks appalling to look at
2/10, mouth is the only good thing

Mal deine Fotzenlappen mit lippenstift an

yeah, hanging massive udders is the best thing in the world

get a fucking life loser

I need more bush pics

Any with cum running out that pussy?

Can you orgasm from having your nipples played with?