Be honest Yea Forums, what's your first impression of me?

Be honest Yea Forums, what's your first impression of me?

Pic is me

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That you are just looking for attention.

Daddy issues

Dumb pothead

basic bitch #456783

blunts are stupid.but your eye make up is well done.

E-girl who shows tits playing Candy crush on twitch. Could be a good or bad thing depending on how you look at it OP.

Love the eyes. Would pound.

Is that how you eat hotdogs, too?

Dont like the eye makeup

Trap

your going to make the blunt burn unevenly if you don't take it out of your mouth soon bitch

put an egg in your pussy

My first impression of you is that you need to put down the phone & light that blunt.

tits or gtfo

Yeah I smoke weed, so what?

True lmao

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Those're contacts bro

Would go raise hell with/ 10

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youre a boy larping what a fag

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Attention whore

Fucking degenerate drug-doer!

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This.. waste of good bud on a dumb bitch.

1. That's not you
2. OP is a faggot

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you look like the type of bitch who doesnt even smoke but asked to hold the blunt solely for a picture

Like someone whocneeds to post tits and timestamp

No it's not faggot.

I'd still pound that pussy if she was wearing the contacts.

Care if I cum to you?

Are you self conscious of your teeth?

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bitch be dumb

I smoke every day actually

Nope, my natural eyes.

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Basic white bitch

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Your eyes look infected, at best most guys would use you for a one night stand. But then again I am some random guy on the internet so what do I know,

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Chek'd

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Just weed? Or also meth, crack, freebase, etc.?

You look like someone my first thought would be to just punch. But eventually, my years and years of constant regret, embarrassment, and other undesirable thoughts will crash down upon me, and I will cave in.


I'd cry and weep. Possibly yell and get angry, and fall into your shoulders and cry for my mom. Then hug you tightly until there is a wet spot on your shoulder. I'd never let go.

That you suck at rolling blunts

Avoid.

absolute thot. post nudes.

That's it, I'm clocking out.This dude needs that blunt she has more than any of us.

Weed and xan's mostly, sometimes worse things.

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Seeing her face makes me cry because i realize I will never have anything that remotely decent. Judge all you want, fellow anons. I am a broken man and I cant take this shit anymore.

Before seeing the full-size pic I was going to say “likes twizzlers and has asthma”

Why won't look at the fucking camera, you dumb whitenigger?

Each and every one of you has fallen for bait and continue to prove the point that all of you woman craving losers will desperately try to get a reply

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get high and post tits

timestamp on your tits or gtfo

Eyes are scary af

Im eyeing that blunt thinking we would probably get along I'm a pro...

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I'm engaged you fucking dork.

new fag

Give me the ring on your finger.
Let me see the lines of your hand.

Hannah?

abbii?

kill yourself

You look good in this pic, but I know a way you'd look even better...

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leave this thread

sage

You look HOT your are good looking and have a big life to live just don't let men mess you up you have the power you have the pussy and pussy rules!!!!

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Pic actually isn't you. You have colored contacts in plus the eye shadow. Probably a minimum wage stripper. That blunt is replacing black dicks ATM and you have no soul if it were you that is..

>no timestamp
>all these replies

God help you all

You look like a sex doll. Are you not a sex doll?

I don't wear contacts. They are my natural eyes.

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Folks here have been patient tonight. But it's past time for a timestamp.

you know the rules

Tits or GTFO

me again i will say tho you have amazing eyes

the weed makes you 10/10

why hasnt this dumb slut posted tits yet

you fags are supposed to sage unless the whore posts tits

Perfect beauty from an other world
The average girl in 200 hundreds years if we follow the right path

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>Shitty make up
>Shitty blunt
>Crack lighter
Obvious attention whore/10

From which state are u from ??

all you care about is yourself, it isn't hot, no one desires that character trait. you are a selfish brat and you'd be better off being raped by a nigger and impregnated so you'd get out of the limelight and get addicted to heroin and die.

brown eyes >> blue eyes

green>gray>bue>brown

Lol brown eyes are literally shit. No one in the world wishes for brown eyes.

>reverse searching had no results
gg

I wanna knock you up and never pay child support.

Gray is trash but you're right about green.

green>blue>hazel>gray>pile of horse shit>brown>black.

Light that FUCKING blunt. Take a pic next time after you take a few hits. Just smoked an ounce with my homies in the hood, I'm gone lmao

Fuck out of here you half developed pothead cunt

Nigger

wise words

Your eye makeup and eyebrows are terrible

how stressfull, senseless and wonderfull has to be life to stone yourself everyday? isn't there something else worth to do than smoke, make up, selfies, upload, get likes and feel rewarded?

wouldn't touch

hoe

you fucker, you fucking queerbait, dont you ever say blunts are stupid again or ill skull fuck you through your brain. blunts are and will always be the greatest way of smoking weed. you mother fucker you just ruined my entire night by that one comment

I would fuck the dogshit out of your blunt smoking mouth

I prefer a finely precision rolled raw joint over a blunt that still has tobacco residue and stains like a filthy ape. We all can't be patricians user but you still have time.

The aliens didn't bring us ganja to have us roll it up in cancer stupid. Fuck blunts

Hahahahaha

Tranny

Blunts are for niggers.

looks like a thot to me.

youtu.be/IpPi0nliLVE

Stoner

so what if he is boi

hot, def

still waiting on tits tho

pretty mouf

Nice try, No t/s and no tits

>no tits
>no timestamp
>fake-ass photo filter to hide flaws
>you're a neckbeard
0/10, nothing real about it

nahhhh black>everything if especially if you cant see the pupils

BBC slut

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Every faggot on this thread not demanding tits and timestamp from this attention seeking neckbeard should an hero. You are the death of Yea Forums.

disgusting - brown eyes are so much better
stronger genes

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Mentally challenged bc that's not how to smoke a blunt

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This. And to cheap to buy a Bic lighter. No true pothead uses shit lighters like that.

For some reason she scare me

First impression. I am blinded by lust impressions aren't registering in my head. Only actions. I would but my hand in my pocket, pull out a lighter and light up that blunt for you like the gentlemen that I am. Probably show some pizzazz by whooshing my hand over the flame as I light your blunt for you. Chivalry and good manners are need everywhere. Remember that Op

Insecure.

Fpbp

Jfc slow down turbo

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Tits

Or

Gtfo

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Trying too hard

Bikini and insta?

Brain-washed pot smoking thot.

You're either a guy in a dark room or a basic attention whore

High sex is the best sex!

blunts are based

You can tell by the bricks and the lighter that the colors in the image are WAY off. It's making your eyes look far more striking than they actually are which is why someone thought you were wearing contacts.
Also you look like a total fucking moron, and the fact that you lmao smoke weed everyday is a symptom of it, not the cause of it.

Fuck off,Chad. I know how to treat them right.

Can't really slow down. I rock steady. Either this is a trap or your really the person in the pic. I'd say to the chick first impression is that you're a goofy fuck. Or a middle aged austisc who won't show himself

OP still here?

I'd eat your ass on everyday except Sunday, cause that's God's day BITCH

You are here so probably you are some washed up whore.

Wow you're a pro at rolling blunts? Shes defo wet now cappa

Chad? lets not give him that name. virtue sigaling fag would be better and my first impression of op is goofy fuck. Those two words are the only thing coming to mind. Now my dickmind on the other hand well, lets just say I don't have time to fiercely write a coulpe things I would do. Lets just say it will feel like your being born and dying at the same time. And that's coming from an user who posted himself all over Yea Forums one day to ask femanons to rate me. The majority said 7/10 6/10 some 5/10. So.

Looks like you have a rash around your eyes, maybe go see a doctor

you're cute.

too cute.

timestamp or gtfo

2much makeup, you look like youre wearing a human suit.

Whats your kik lets smoke a blunt bitch

whore and also a loser

/thread

Sharpie in the pooper with timestamp or gtfo

very first impression would be that I'd like it very much to deepthroat you while you're high.
made the experience that when I got my shy and prude ex high, she became the ultimate sub and her gag reflex magically disappeared
So i just took her head and fucked her like that dude wants to watch us fuck a turkey.

that was awesome and I'd do exactly the same to your ungaggable THC relaxed whore throat.

fixed it for you

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>awful roll
>blunt
>crack lighter
>inflated sense of attractiveness

basic 'no tract marks yet' mud shark druggie bitch

But we know its some larping slob. Sorry random druggie who probably has no idea of this place. I bet she always wears hoodies and keeps her hair up

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all of you that are being mean and rude for no reason are lifeless cucks eat shit and die goodbye

No sauce lul

You daft cunt bic lighters are shit. Cricket is the real deal

Cute, but probably more than likely a pain in the ass to be around Cause of Shit like this

Quite bad, honestly.

1) No tits, no timestamp. Doesn't bode well, does it ?
2) Gaze seems hallucinated.
3) I fucking hate smokers
4) What are you holding between your lips ? It looks like cinammon, but I'm willing to bet you're going to smoke it anyway...

So, to sum it up: Nudes, NOW, if you want to hope for redemption.

Are you playing fetch?

oh im sorry i thought this is Yea Forums

C R I N G E

Blunts ARE stupid. Huge waste of weed. There literally is not a worse way to smoke weed. You could smoke half of that weed through a one hitter and stay high all day. Or smoke 8x that because you have to keep rolling blunts like you're some dumb ass nigger from the hood

They're okay. Settle down. They don't sell Cricket in most places.

DJeep is top shelf, if you're gonna be spazzy.

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black cock power supreme!

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My first impression of you is that you don't know how to blend your fucking eyeshadow, jesus wept.

First impression, decently pretty, I would smoke with you.

You look desperate to be cool, but no way of really knowing cause of being inside the endless pit of female privilege that shields you from maturing or having any of your character flaws exposed. It looks like you lack the humility to really take on onboard anything that challenges you, or doesn't make you feel the way you expected to feel.

Pot is just gonna give you more of a fake ego, as you think you are growing, but it makes your thoughts develop in an unanchoring way, ontop of your female privelege, you're not gonna survive losing your looks in your mid/late 20's, early 30's.

Good luck OP.

redpilled Yea Forums

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Hmm Op is trying to impress stoner Bestfriend, in hopes to fuck. Kek try meth much better

Trailer trash

Tits or GTFO

your a sad fucking girl with no future, and your ugly

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>160 replies
>zero tits
>zero timestamps
go back niggers

That eye shadow color makes you look like death
Eyes 12/10

Dumb soulless whore who cant raise kids. I would fuck and smoke with you but that means nothing to me.

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Nice dibs

i wanna homo suck your gay dick

typic Yea Forums users, like us don't even deserve a glimpse of look to your beauty face ^^

Would gag fuck.

Beautiful. Bellisima. lindos ojos azules. nice eyes.

stfu nigga

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