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>fleas only feed on rats >fleas only live on rats >fleas don’t have legs >fleas dont jump >fleas don’t walk >fleas spread disease to humans but only interact with rats
We’re you born mentally deficient or did it come from huffing paint?
Mason Hall
>google
Elijah Parker
The worst part is she's doing this shit directly in front of a Major General.
Why are you assuming this stranger huffs paint? It's oddly specific and makes me wonder if you might be the true huffer
Jonathan Barnes
This motherfucker is on thin ice
Caleb Brooks
Symptom specific. He’s obviously an idiot who suffers from confusion.
Parker Hall
hey op i just wanted to let you know that your choice of image here and the fact that it was stored on your computer at all means that you are fully retarded
James Morales
Yes they are, or at least very difficult to deal with on the spot for medics.
That's why the U.S. 1917 trench knife was banned for use in war. It was considered inhumane.
Man can you imagine being so retarded that saying fleas ride on rats means they can't go to any other species? You'd have to be retarded and triggered to rant against such a basic statement
ii want to fuck any puppy i see. does that mean elephants want to fuck me?
Jordan Howard
They be ashy, nigga
Isaac Ward
>can't logic >doesn't understand his own native tongue >better be retarded and make points that have nothing to do with previous comments this is probably going to trigger you more but fleas do ride on rats regardless of what else they can ride on
Thomas Foster
sidereal, nigger. google it.
Aaron Martin
Yes, but it's not really a big worry unless you live in Africa or India. Elsewhere, they're usually in zoos and are prevented from givin' you the ol' happy rape.
>We’re you born mentally deficient the irony of this underage >fleas ride on rats >retarded triggered nigger: Hol up u sayin they ain't got legs to jump wit cause they are sumtimes on rats fuuuuk dat stoopid
>is literally wrong >everyone else is stupid because (You) can't read
Xavier Jones
>be me >be last weekend > my lil homie Charlie (pic related) comes for attention >jumps on couch >hiCharlie!.jpeg >wife says there is something on his asshole >look >thick jelly substance >brown >whathefuck.exe >go to get toilet paper >Charlie sits down on chair >pick up Charlie >wet spot >kill me now >hold cat >lift tail >wipe cat asshole >go to flick down toilet, see wife’s face screwed up into disgust >look down at toilet paper >looks just like human shit wiped on toilet paper >what the fuck Chuck? 1/10 wouldn’t recommend
damn, it's funny how niggers have huge dicks but other apes have pencil dicks.
Ryan Johnson
This is some kind of photoshop art great job user
Carter Hernandez
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What the fuck kind of name is Tedison? This kid is fucking retarded
Samuel Ross
kys
Kevin Evans
>be me, a male organgutang >stuck in cage, no female >no porn, no vibro vagina >hermano the light skinned argentinan comes by twice a week >has fingers >fingers for my dick >fukit, no chance of orangutang tang in the near future
i think that's why he hates watching his old episodes.
also, i know a faggot who says he enjoys watching his reactions.... idk, i kinda thing faggot was saying that because he coudln't justify his boring life (and he'd been watching pewdiepie on the low for 2 years before i even knew about it)
>Actual true story inbound: >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >>announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down