When did Yea Forums find out their penis was bigger/smaller than average?

I thought I was average thanks to porn, first gf didn't say anything because we were each other's firsts so I guess she assumed the same. Second gf asked me if I seriously thought I was putting that inside of her and after my confused reaction informed me that I was blessed.

Riveting story, huh.

Easiest +$400 I've ever seen.

Oh I didn't see that smaller was also an option.

some of us have big dicks, im sorry life isn't fair for you.

Cool things just happen in the bedroom when you have a big dick. Sorry

I have measured it from the age of 16-30 i went from 5.5 to 6.8-9 with 5.5 girth without pushing in the fat pad

I realized 6.5 inches was "small" due to run ins with absolutely horrible women in my early 20's but i thank them for teaching just how women really are vapid, unintelligent creatures of habit and earn no attention by men with purpose.

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Little defensive there, VERY telling. E for effort.

little bit in denial there kiddo. Its okay, there are plenty of small dicked people out there who feel the same way you do.

Kek'd. it's been my only mental saving grace at some of the most depressed fucked up times. Pretty vain and retarded but oh well

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Wow, dick in pic is very, very nice.

>big dicks do exist
>no one has one though

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In my 20's I was in a band and fucked at least 200 groupies. They all seemed to love my average sized dick.

In my 30's while no longer in a band I learned that younger girls watch a lot of porn and seem to think that the average dick is 8" and super thick

Most ironic post I might have ever seen.

That's quite the straw man you've built there.

I knew at least since I was 9

it's not like you can walk around in public with your dick hanging out. I suppose depending on where you live and who you bang the word may eventually spread, but you still need to know how to talk to women.

look who's talking samefag

ltq
When my 6' hands started making fun of pee pee Williams

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yeah, that's why I said the bedroom.

Yeah that was pretty obvious wasn't it? Clearly wasn't like I was pretending to be two different people.

I'd kill for an extra inch in length and girth

6.5x5 is as average as fuck, but no complaints out of 11 so whatever... Been that way since 16 in 06'

spread that ass again queer

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When I started having trouble visualizing how I would doggy style a woman, because there was just no way I could get through thick ass cheeks and also penetrate deep enough for her.

>"I love my life"
>on Yea Forums

I am skeptical

Goddamn, this is an amazing cock.

I'm a total fag and I'd let you fuck me for days.

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When I was 22. Lost around 30 lbs and noticed my fat thighs were making my dick look smaller than it was.

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When the friends of my girlfriend started making jokes about my big dick. She showed them a photo and they’d constantly bring it up

Didn’t know it was considered big before that.

hooked up with what can only be described as a gigantic whore that lived in my town when i was 17.

first time having sex but she said all the normal stuff you hear in porn at that time like "oh its so big" and "not so hard"

After I came she woddled into the bathroom to piss out the cum and she yelled at me me from the toilet "you got a god damn mule cock there buddy Im bleeding like a stuck pig over here"

When she came back she showed me how much I ripped up her pussy.

when I tried to have sex with regular sized condoms a few times and my dick turned blue.

Eat maca root and milk your soft pecker

Lol !! Me too.

When I was in high school, my buddies decided to compare penis sizes. I was 5.5 inches. Everyone else was over 7 inches.

>burying the ruler that far into your groin.

gtfo.

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first three relationships had to end because they all said i was too big to enjoy sex.

last girl told her friend about my cock and a week after we broke up i hooked up wiht her when we "accidently" saw one another at a bar.

after words she told me how much my now ex would complain to her about my dick. each time she did her friend would become more interested in fucking me.

at this point i was in college and believed it to be true. before i always thought it was just a way to save my ego when they wanted to break up.

got a woman with a giant pussy now. a real pornstar pussy.

When I was like 6 years old, my classmates used to kinda bully me during swimming classes, because I had such a long dick. They were calling me straw or strawman or something. We were dumb and didn't know yet being equipped is actually considered desirable.
I think I even talked to my mom about that back then. Must have been really funny for her.

After 30 years my wife told me about her black boyfriend before me was thicker and about 3 inches longer and fucked her way better...fucking bitch my 6.5 anint shit to her..fuck that p[ic..nigger pussy...30 years wasted fat pig like pic

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I found out when my 12 year old brother pulled out his giant cock and it was an inch longer than mine (age 20). He was 7" I was 6"

Sometimes I wonder if 6.5 is really above average. I think porn definitely has warped my perspective a bit and viewing angle certainly changes things, but I've never felt like mine was anything more than average/slightly below average.

An inch or even a half an inch would be great but guess it could be worse.

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Kek love a good use of Carl's voice

lost my virginity to a really really fat girl at the end of college. she said it was great to fuck a guy whos cock was so big that she could do any position we wanted.

her ass was seriously huge

Backwards ruler.

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>cheating and still only 6 inches

6.5 is above average, but not "big." A girl who has been with a 9 incher is going to think it's no different than a 5.5 or a 6 incher, so to her you're just average

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real talk
porn does that to you

I found it with my first gf, it was kinda weird and felt ashamed cuz she has a bigger dick than me, I was going to hit not to be hit and pounded in the ass. Well fuck it, with the pass of the minutes I realized that I loved her almost 13 inches in me and also love her so I didn't care. Now in my 36 I'm depressed cuz I'm a proud owner of 4 and a half inches....alone since 25 ...fml

just shy of 9 inches and not slim here but my first girlfrind had a massive vagina. it always felt good but it was never a struggle to fuck nor did she ever comment on the whole situation.

we broke up and i went off to university. lefts just say i found out pretty quick how gifted i was in the dorms.

Nice cock man, would suck

>13 inches
>larping on Yea Forums this hard

tbh having a big dick is not that great. no blowjobs without teeth, cant have sex without 15+ mins of foreplay and lube etc

tbh having a big dick is not that great. blowjobs with teeth suck. not being able to fuck without 15+ mins of foreplay and lube. id take an average sized any day for good blowjobs and quickies

When we had our penis inspection day at school

>when the school nurse's dick was bigger than yours

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>penis inspection

Now I get it why north america is full of degeneracy and pedophiles letting their children be touched by dirty people just to "inspecting" children health. Disgusting. We Europe, are the last bastion against degeneracy.

nice, pushing that ruler 3 inches into your fupa.

>sorry lil Tom tee hee

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Relatable problems, but i wouldnt trade.

Do you have a source for this?

A couple years ago when I started posting pics of my wife sucking me

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Yes

DEGENERACY!!!!

dated an unusually tall girl kinda like close to a 6 footer. my dick was bigger than her forearm and she was always complaining her arm was tired from jerking me off. ofc she was probably just bull shitting if her arm was really tired she probably would have just sucked it. It was thicker than her wrist. I had to sit around with my dick hanging out for hours trying to convince her "no it's actually small" because all she did was complain it was too big.

fucking this, I want to fuck without lube

Prove it faggot, show dat monsta or gtfo

I didnt suddenly learn. First gf said it was pretty big, she was a hoe, so it could have been true or BS. Second hookup said it was pretty big as well
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Third hookup, smash on the reg for 3 1/2 years. First guy shes ever fucked so opinion is based.
Latest girl, vietnamese girl, showed visable fear, excitement, and nervousness when she saw it. Havent fucked her yet, but god DAMN she is tight around the fingers. Should be fun. I guess you can say at a certain point you just kinda know. I have also had to get pretty damn good at foreplay because my girth will cause bleeding without it. It hashappened with almost every encounter. So from what ive gathered im probably average or slightly above average length but definitely extra thick.

Why would I wanna show off for a bunch of fags? I just like to reminisce about why I hate dating and shouldn't bother with it.

Jelly. I'm long but girth barely above average. Cant complain but still. Would be nice

When I was going out with this girl. She wanted to do doggy and I couldn't reach. I couldn't understand it, mom always said I was big.

Naturally large guy, whenever people would bring up shlong talk I'd give this cheesy line,"if the hotdog didn't fit the bun how on earth would a man have any fun?" While holding my hands palms up beside each other. I have some big hands, fully extended apart pinky to thumb( surfer style) is 10 inches. I didn't understand what I was packing till people told me they didn't believe me. I just didn't understand their frustration until I thought about it later.

Plus I've mines been a good helping bigger than all the dudes I fucked. Though I have a generally weird penis, my frenelums fucked, my balls go up into me when I'm erect and I look like a 6 year old flaccid.

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I've known since my sister told me

I always knew. I was probably 6 or 7 and my female friend wanted to see it but I felt bad about it because I knew it wasn't big enough.

Everytime i convinced one of my friends to play with me (age 9) i always realized i was smaller than them

even now I've only been bigger than 2 of my partners ;__;

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>kiddo

Small dick confirmed. Lost any argument by resorting to kiddo, son, sport ect.

Die faggot.

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Pic related (my ex took the pic)

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oooh, that struck a nerve with you, huh kiddo?

I watch a lot of porn and have been with the same girl since I was 15 (I’m 24 now). She’s never really commented on the size (despite her having some previous experiences) so I figured I was pretty average. Anyway recently I’ve started messing around with some other girls behind her back and consistently they either comment on how big it is or show signs of fear when I first get it out. I’m pretty pissed about my girl never saying anything because I feel it woulda given me way more self esteem and confidence in life.

Bad bait

Looks like it's made of marzipan

When I put a ruler next to it and realized I was bang on average at 7x5.5

Sad desu

i think i only fucked girls that have been with micropenis cause im just 6" and they complain when im balls deep saying it hurts, maybe they are lying but every single one i fucked says the same shit, i only fucked 6 girls till now tho

Your a grower not a shower. Same here. Flaccid it's small af. Hard it goes to just shy of 7" (and I'm obese, but working on it) balks shrink but that means harder pounding. Girth I think is about 6 inches?

I love it when a woman sees it flaccid, then their eyes get as big as my dick does.

I pulled down his pants and found his micro penis. I sucked it off and left. No need to ever go back. I need a big dick to ever stay with a man

Just pointing out the obvious my dude. May Christ be with you.

My dick is soo small every girl stops fw me when they see it FML

My second girlfriend was the one that convinced me I was bigger then average, I was like a sophomore in high school

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Sad story, I always knew... then I grew to 6'8" tall but he did not keep up. I am a skinny 6 incher yet everyone expects me to minimum have 8" and be a shower, not a grower.

So yeah I guess I always knew, but when I shot up to 6'8" at 17, I knew I was fucked size wise.

See the Bedazzled movie or whatever the fuck that movie was with austin powers chick #1 and brendan frazer, where she makes him an NBA player... that.

this is most expected answer I could get, you really should try to create your own ideas instead of parroting others user

Pic of his little penis

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>thats how you actually measure the correct size of your dick

Hooking up with a friend.
Pull down his pants and see he has 7in, thick, large head, slight upward curve.
Realize my 4in, thinner, straight pointing, dick really isn't much. I felt embarrassed but it also really ignited the submissive side in me. He never said anything about it (and I really wouldn't have been into SPH so I'm glad he didn't) but whenever we would fuck, he would only be giving my ass attention with kisses, licks, gropes, spanks, and of course his dick. Never giving me blowjobs or reacharounds. Meanwhile I loved sucking his cock whenever we met up.

Wait, you were bigger and then you were average, what happened?

Every study ever measured dick size by pushing it in, its because fat distribution is different for every man and what you 'show' may not be what you have.

What? Shut up

liar confirmed

I ain't lying fuck you nigger.

Nigger you ARE! SIMPLE!!!!

Lying ass liar, you ain't got no hog. Just half a thumb

Fuck off bitch. I fucked your sister and your girl. Fucking asshole I dont got to explain shit.

lol, this is the most white-trash sounding story, I actually believe it.

Yeah....you're a fucking liar..I'm so frustrated and angry, you fucking piece of shit saying that have a huge turtle like shaped cock and no proofs?!!! Just fuck you , fuck you in the ass fucking nigger shit!! I have a small one and you can't even share your fucking monster?!!! Why are you so fucking gay?!! What are you afraid of?!! Fucker spicy anus!!! Ads goblin nigger!!! Aaaargh!!!

never. mine's about average.
gf claims it's bigger but whatever.

You didn't NIGGER,lying ass NIGGER, GTFO MY BOARD NIGGER

My first girlfriend said she couldn't take dick far into her mouth and said "Not even yours" made me realize she acknowledged I had a small dick.

Lol this is fun but I gotta log. I was fillimg in for whoever claimed to have a big dick. As a girl I bet only 2 of you actually have sucks bigger than 5 inches.

lol,
I was told by one girl I was small, but after 3 different girls have said I'm larger than average and compliment my penis as being perfect soooo I dunno.

It's like 4 inches, m8

OH FUCK
I'm truly sorry mane. rough shit

Still don’t entirely know if im that big. really tall, im a out 6.5ish at best down there

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Slightly Below average. Sorry mate.

every time I measured it, between twelve and sixteen years old, then I found out it was neither bigger nor smaller than average.

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>fucked like 2 girls in HS, ugly, kinda gross girls
>but i was also nerdy, and weird, but i'm 6'4" and big in general
>i never measured my dick cause I felt it was average sized, maybe proportionate to my size
>then
>fucked a girl in college who was a notorious slut
>after like 20 min and a few orgasms
>she kept asking during it, "are yo close?", "what do i need to do to make you cum?" type shit.
>kept thinking it was cause she wasn't into it, i'm generally kinda a nerd, not jocky, etc
>within a few days, some of her friends were asking for my snapchat, insta, etc
>fucked a few of them and same shit
>one of her friends was this bbw girl, super cute but kinda extra thiccc
>she loved the shit, none of the "how close are you" shit
>we've been dating ever since
>she's always said that she likes how deep i can go and how it stretches, whereas most guys can only go a few inches in her cause she's thicc

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pic not related btw. just for atention. don't have any d pics on my laptop. lol

Im 6.3 inches erect so im okay in length but unfortunately for me I've only got 5.0 inches girth, any tips for me?

Asian guy here, what's going on in this thread? :^)

It's past your bedtime kiddo.

School shootings are tomorrow.

You need to make sure you're on time.

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It's your own fault for marrying someone that dated a nigger. omega lul

that length/girth is still above average but nothing too extreme you got nothing to worry about

Second girl I ever dated. She saw it for the first time and yelled "Fuck, that thing is HUGE!"
Girl after that made me wait 6 months to take her virginity because she thought it was too big for her.
Pretty much every girl has blurted out "Fuck that's so deep" at some point.

Just shy of 7 inches with decent girth. It's actually thick enough that when I take pictures it looks like a short dick. But when they see it live they love it. Never had a single negative comment.

1st gf said it was big - didn't believe
2nd gf said it was big - didn't believe
3rd gf said it was big - became a believer

bigger, faggots in my class and I used to compare dicks in the shower and I de-throned the popular stud with my massive love rod. It was pretty funny because he was kinda pissed about that, and we were allways talking about the size of our cocks

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So I've experienced two phases of realization.
The first was in 4th grade when my school started swim lessons. It turned out that I hit puberty fairly young, before any classmates at least. My dick had grown quite a lot (I'm a shower) and it was several times larger than everyone else who's I seen in the locker room and showers. I used to walk naked from my locker to the shower and back just to show it off and make people jealous.
Fast forward 5 years and we hit phase two. At this point I still think my dick is big because I am used to seeing flaccid dicks (I did not know there were such a thing as growers and showers back then). I am playing truth or dare with with my girlfriend, her best friend, and her boyfriend and obviously it turns dirty (still a virgin at this point). Eventually the guys are dared to show their dicks; we do and its pretty uneventful, but I'm a little bigger than him and it made me a little proud. His gf said something like "I bet it gets huge when you're hard" and I didn't really get it. But then it looped back around and we had to show our dicks again, but this time we had to get hard. So we do and his grows by at least triple and mine basically just gets hard.
It was one of the most crushing realizations of my life that my dick was actually pretty small compared to most guys.

Ive known for a while. Pic related. Its me

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Well at least you made me feel good about myself.

Why were you looking at your brother's penis?

5.5" so who's the Chad now, it's me, I'm the Chad.

Hey, at least you had those 5 years of bliss (ignorance)

Are you gay/bi? I am and I absolutely love sucking smaller cocks. idk why, but they turn me on so much. I would make you cum so fast, bb

My dick is so small, my wife has to masturbate after sex just so she can cum.

Mad cuz bad

Bi

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I dont get why you wanted to show your dick off?

Mine isnt big but I gotten good nudes anyway

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i thought i was average but Yea Forums told me i'm small

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i want that in my mouth. like now. what state you line in?

Went skinny dipping with my cousin. She told me I was small

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Canada

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I love sucking cocks with a condom on then pulling it off with my teeth

oh. i live like two hours from the border. cda, id

idk

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My wife and I used to meet people from craigslist in Coeur d'Alene

I grew up in a naturist family so I knew where I stood fairly early on. By the time I was 16 I was twice the size as ay of my family members.

Where?

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when i was 11 and got to see other guys in the locker room/shower after sports. luckily i was bigger than pretty much all of them

faggot

I have an interesting story about this.

When I was in 7th grade, we were in a summer camp. All kids 6th-8th grade. From different places, 20 kids in one room. So day 1, as soon as we all took a bed, this one 6th grader says:
"I have the biggest dick around here."

We were all like, no kid. But then he insisited and we all took out ours to compare.

The guy had the hugest dick I have seen. I haven't seen anything like that in porn or anywhere since. So naturally, we tied him to the chair and then had other kids pay entrance fee to see his dick.

However I did learn that my dick is above average that day as well. When we were comparing, most of the kids were the same size. I was somewhere in half way from the rest and the guy with the huge dick. So while I am not a freak of nature like that guy is, I am still way above average.

ME

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All women right?

>naturally, we tied him to the chair

ummm ok

lolol second this.
I remember it like it was yesterday. She hauled it out. The eyes. The stare. The mouth widening. "Holy". Not king kong by any means... But 7.5", thick, big ass mushroom head. I remember her telling all her friends and all of them messaged me, "I heard you were this big?". "Are you really?"
Ahh the times when dick pics were appreciated.

>After I came she woddled into the bathroom to piss out the cum

That's just not how the female anatomy works.

Would actually suck this.
No homo.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

All these guys claiming to have huge cocks, how about pic and time stamp or it didn’t happen, bet half these monster cock owners are smaller dicked virgins.

Lol. My thoughts exactly. How can 80% of the posters have way above average cocks. It's not statistically possible. At least I admit my cock is below average

People live in a dream world on the internet dude, they can be who ever the fuck they want, and it’s normally someone or something that they are so far from being in reality. It’s only smaller cocked dudes and size queens who give a fuck about cock size, if it’s all a girl wanted they would go get the biggest dildo they can find and stay single.

really nice cock. Would beg to have you whack it against my face.

Sports locker rooms as a teen. No one would ever really pop a boner but I'm definitely a shower not a grower. It's basically constantly at full length, just under 7 inches. The only thing that changes when I get hard is the elasticity. Teammates would constantly stare and not say anything. Their dicks would be really small and tucked close to their bodies while I'm flopping around from thigh to thigh. I used to avoid certain things like basketball shorts, skinny jeans and white pants but now I don't care and like to catch people staring. It's actually guys that stare more than girls.

Your cock yummy

When I have troubles with standar condoms, they were really unconfortable but it was condom so fuck it... But one day I've purchase "Kig size" stuff with bigger diameter and they fit me like a glowe and feeling during use was 100% better... but still a condom

Yeah. My wife is a size queen for sure, but thats my fault. I started buying her progressively larger dildos. Its kind of a turn on. She splits her pussy up equally between my "average" cock and her dildos

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I’ve got a decent bulge aswell, and like you it’s men not women who stare the most, which shows this myth of women only wanting big dicks is all bullshit, of course there all a lot of girls out there who prefer it, but it is just the young girls who have they’re mind warped by porn and think average size is 8+ inches. If you have a micro penis then fair enough, you’re fucked, but if it’s 5+ then your good to go, need to work on your head game abit more but don’t be put off getting your dick out. Enjoy what you’ve got cause it’s the only one your getting

I have a complex.
I'm well over 7 inches but I feel like it's still small.
It even looks big and thick on camera but I always get the feeling it's too small.

I was arrested once in southern US and spent a few nights in jail... I realized super early on when we changed into jumpsuits and all the fucking hung black dudes literally laughed at loud at my penis saying I look like their little sisters. Shattered my masculinity

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When i lost my virginity at 16 and i'm 26 now

I always thought it was average and as it turns out i have big hands. Word spread and i went from the fat greasy guy that nobody really knew to having a couple of nicknames and chicks coming up to me to ask if the rumors were true

It's not like massive or anything but its well above average (like 8x6) and that alone has allowed me to bed like 70 women

Well that’s just unfortunate, I can understand a woman not wanting to touch you and your dick is only 20% the reason

She knew she had to keep you from cheating.

Surprise she was right. I dont give a fuck, ive been in the same boat.. just the reality of it.

It runs out if it’s a lot and she can usually push it out on the toilet.

I have long and voluminous ejaculations, so I usually end up pumping a lot of cum into my petite gf when I cum. She always ends up running to the toilet and it just gushes out.

6 foot 2, just shy of 8 inches and thick

I'd still suck your nuts :v

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Love your big balls and that vein

Think it’s small?

That’s one of the most magnificent dongs I’ve laid eyes on. Pls put it in my pooper 10/10

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You live in your own little fantasy land huh? nobody on here believes you

A stripper was stroking my junk over the pants then she laughed a little and told me my dick was small. She tried to tell me it was cute and alright, but the damage to my ego was already done.

I guess there's worse ways to find out... ;_;

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my older (f) cousin told me i was on the large side one time we was on holidays

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hot, no homo

The posters in this thread are not a randomly selected proportionately representable group of the population. The people scrolling by with big dicks are much more likely to stop and comment about them. Use your brain

When I realized it fitted in my wife's g-string with no issue.

found out it was big when i lost my v card to pic related - i’d never put 2 and 2 together until then cause i had such a warped perception of what’s normal from porn lol

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Just the other day actually.

My girl has recently been assaulted by her uncle, and when she was crying about it she told me his dick hurt her because she wasn't used to how big he was. Which means I'm smaller...

But it gets worse

I know he got bullied when we were in high school for having a really small dick.

So what does that make me?

They were really brutal, I'm just glad they didn't know about mine and only made fun of my brother's.

when it made my gf bleed

thats just because you dont get her wet nuf homie.

projecting much, dicklet?

>cousin
Kek fucking hick

When i posted to /fit/ with my dick scribbled out and got shit on for over covering it when i didnt

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Angle abuse + small lady hands

Lads I need help. I got a pretty decent sized dick but no matter what I do I can't get it to stay up. I've tried going weeks without fapping but whenever I'm about to fuck someone I freeze and go soft. Is there anything I can do to stay hard?

wrap a zip tie around it

I’m about 7 x 5.3 used to think I was small(thanks porn) still wish it was a little thicker but hey ho

First girl never said anything as we were each other’s firsts but after me had a habit of laughing at other guys for having small dicks so I’m told and has since said she thought it was big now she had been with others and both my gfs since I’ve said it’s big plus other comments but still not convinced it’s that big, still a little voice in my head says they are just saying it to make me feel good but that’s the damage it does being told 8 is average 10+ is big.

I might be put on my own here but I think there really is a market for truthful porn, none of this fake measuring crap

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Fixing yourself will be uncomfortable as fuck. First see a doctor to make sure it's not a physical thing and then see a sex therapist because it's probably mental

Oh and I hate that I’m really small flaccid, defo a grower not a shower which I hate tbh cos I’ve never been seen as having a ‘nice package’

I've gone to a doctor but due to my age they won't help me out.

I'll bite

How old?

those
three
carroty bits are going
> up yours
right?

dick measurement timeline form 15 through 21

26. I tried getting on the blue pill but my doc would not prescribe it to me because she said I'd get over it since I was relatively young.

I was told I had a big dick around my freshman year of high school.

Long story short a girl grabbed my dick due to it being gym class the period before so I had my gym shorts. She said it was "like a porn dick, its thick". Made me hard as diamonds back then.

When I fucked a skank and she looked at my dick and said wow I want to feel that in me. Inserted and she screamed. Asked why my dick is special she said it was thick and long. That’s when I knew my dick was above normal size. Then I fucked two more girls and they went crazy over my cock. One tried to bite it off saying she wants to keep it as a prize

I've heard 3 times it was big. Its 16cm. A friend of mine said he had 18cm. IDK if mine is too small, what do you think?

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Oh shit, I was expecting a funny answer like "9" or "103" but okay

I found out I was big when I was 18, when I had sex for the first time. She just straight told me, wow, you’re pretty big, wasn’t expecting that

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Small, doesn't even get to bellybutton, consider suicide.

Been told I'm on the thicker side

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First gf took it easy so I thought I was normal. College happened and girls started telling me I was big. Can’t do doggy with current gf, says I go too deep.

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Nah I'm serious.

I measured it and the internet said I was big

no girl will ever see my penis

I knew it was small when I saw other guys in gym class and theirs all would hang some when soft and mine doesn't

When I googled the average after measuring my own

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kys, you and your whore wife.

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Get over it, you butt-mad faggot.
If it has a dick and you want to/have fucked it and you're a dude, you are now the biological definition of a homosexual. Being gay is wrong so don't misrepresent yourself as being straight.

>boy/man/hes born with a penis
>girl/woman/shes born with a vagina
>choose one.

Only the mentally ill argue otherwise.

Facts do not cease to be true simply because they are ignored.

Chomp another Tide pod, precious snowflake.

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truth is, yeah, might not be the biggest of all, but hey, i get to fuck whoever i want since i have a pretty decent face and body. so why should i care? all the girls i fucked, came and said i was the best, as they say to every dick they fuck. so this whole thread is pointless

Porn is kinda harmfull.. you don't get exposed to dicks outside of porn as often unless you're a fag anyways.. so constantly seeing the biggest dicks out there isn't beneficial for your self image, even if you have a perfectly fine average dick around 5-6 inch.

As long a you have an actual dick you're fine.. your low self esteem regarding it is more detrimental than it's actual size, girls don't care as long as it's just a normal dick.
If you have the confidence and don't cry about it you're fine, their brains works differently.

Sure you have size queens, but it's not your problem they're shallow or unrealistic.

Unless you have a micropenis or below 2-3 inch, which might be the same thing, there is little to worry about, and even in that case there's plenty of fun to be had in the bedroom and it probably makes you a better lover as you're not as likely as big dicked dudes to think that just pounding her for a minute is equal to good sex.

Been the same since the 8th grade. Not huge but I get'er done.

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Oh shit whoa! I think it's cute though.

Gf told me was huge. Then after nroke up next girl said it was huge. So i measured and realized im in the 99th percentile. I was 26. Then i realized why regular sized condoms always broke.

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11th grade

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It's dawning on my now that my dick is probably small. I get dumped after around 6 months of every relationship, like clock work. So I'm either a bad boyfriend or don't satisfy in bed.

Average

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Does it bother you?

Realized in highschool when my cock had not gotten much bigger from when I was in Middle school. Luckly my wife has a fetish for small cocks so it is not too bad. Though wish it was bigger so it looked better

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When did Yea Forums realize that looking at your cock and thinking about another mans cock makes you gay even if it’s to “compare size”

how big is it

You're probably just a bad boyfriend, or dating the wrong people

Solid unit there friendo, dimensions?

I've pretty much accepted it. Sometimes it bothers me. But I know it's what i'm stuck with

Uh thanks haha

Yea that’s on your personality not your cock.

Most girls don't care, contrary to what the internet would have you believe, and if they really do have a problem with it then you can do better anyway.

Little over 4 inches.

On penis inspection day

I didn't. I'm pretty average tbh. Looks small on my larger than average body but statistically pretty avg

I always thought I was just average, untill I started streaming on Chaturbate an get lots of viewers. Helped out with my self-esteem. At first I thought it was people just being nice, but majority called me huge so I learned.

What's your stats?

Yeah I'm married and my wife is fine with it. It's something that I care about a lot more than she does.

Growing up people would occasionally comment on it, as a joke. I thought it was just memes. The first girl I slept with didn't say anything about it (despite the fact the condom couldn't fit on properly). The second girl fucking laughed when she first saw it and after some prodding just said "are you gonna make me say it? It's fucking huge". Later asked the first girl if she thought so and she told me she assumed it was obvious. Feelsgoodman.

What do you mean by stats?
My dicks 8.6 inch/ 22cm
I have 6k followers on cb

6.5 isn't small, and any girl who tells you that hasn't been with many guys
It's actually slightly higher than average.

Could have a pencil died though I suppose

Its always us who cares more, I'm in a similar but also completely different boat. Big dick but I can't cum from sex. She doesn't mind at all, it annoys the fuck out of me though. I always have to finish myself, masturbating together usually.

Somebody hasn't cum in a pussy

On the lower end of average but that shouldn't be an issue anyways, contrary to what guys seem to think, penetration is only a small part of sex, atleast to girls it is.
You can satisfy them in many other ways that can make you great in bed.. so maybe you just suck at being a boyfriend, which you can work on.

You thought this was average? That's like top 1% or better.

In middle school, when a girl told me over the phone after we'd made out and she felt it.

Thinking about it now, I'm wondering how many dicks this 14-year-old girl had to compare it to...

People have been telling me for years that it's pretty big

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Mmmm well they've been right...

Where my fellow Bigdickcels at

7.5" and 4 decades untouched. Not "big" but still sucks that guys half my size get laid in their early teens. I want an escort or something. Women my age just can't understand how shyness blocks you out from sex. I am tall too. Not the prototypical incel that feminists like to rail on.

You must have serious social issues my man.

Lol. You know how rare an actual 9'' dick is?

Thats mandingo size, bigger than almost anyone in porn.

But were are your balls bro ?

People like to act like just because you have a big dick, chicks must be all over you. Not as easy as just walking up to a girl and saying I have a big dick

It wasnt until I was 19. I always thought I had a small dick because of porn and I was also a late bloomer sex wise. I was in the army and stationed in Germany. I went to fuck a prostitute and she was in visible pain, after we were done and I was leaving she said I had a big dick for an American, whatever that means. After that I started fucking regular girls routinely and all of them would complain and pull away. I've never been able to do anal and they've never been able to get past my head during blow jobs. Shit kinda sucks in a way

Girls always said i was big but when you see some of the dicks in porn it makes you wonder.. then i did pic related and i feel pretty damn good about myself now

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around 15 when a bonafide slut i was about to bang told me my pp was big and wasnt just telling me that lol
I'm a bottom mostly so it's not really well placed equipment

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Mine is 8" long if I'm really horny. Normally it's around 7 1/2". My girth is what gets girls though, it's right below 5"

Mostly a bad temper that ruins everything I do. I can't do anything without sperging out in public.

Meat gazing in the locker room. Only guy bigger than me was this homely looking little Italian dude.

post it

I'm at work right now, I guess I could go to the bathroom

7.5x6 on a good day. 1st girl I was with thought I was over 8" cause her first guy probably lied about being 8". Too bad I didn't do a good job with her. I really liked her. She was really petite and hadn't had anything sizable since her first guy so after I tried fucking her she excused herself to the bathroom, came back and said "I think you broke my va-jayna".
I think around 7 is the average for a guy with decent height and who's not fat. I think all the chinks.

When I was 14 and sent a dick pic and the girl printed it out and showed her entire high school and I attained some level of legendary penis

This happens everyday in America...
somewhere
and it does feel good

When after fooling around with a neighbor in junior high, and then having her little brother come up to me snickering about he had read his sister's diary. Apparently she had written that I was "huge", that my "dick was longer than the page." Didn't think much of it at the time, because it wasn't like she was at an age where she had much to compare it to. Now, after having been swingers for a few years, I've heard it enough to get the point. I've never talked about it or bragged about it, and I've seen and heard a lot of surprise. On the other hand, some of the men my wife has been with have claimed to be, for example, "a legit 7.5" ", or "honestly 8 inches, not like everyone else who inflates their size", (direct profile quotes), and afterwards she laughs as she tells me I was at least an inch bigger, and I'm just under 7.5"....

First girl to ever give me a handjob tells me I have a nice dick. Fast forward through a couple relationships. One girl names my dick skyscraper. Another girl I was crushing on throughout high school who I finally fucked in college tells me I'm bigger than most.

Normal/average/typical human penises range from 3-4 inches flaccid to 5-7 inches erect, these are the typical sizes the world over.

If you're over, congrats, your penis deserves remarks, if you're at the shorter side, you're still not out if the ordinary, about a billion guys have your length. If you're under the ordinary figures.... Hey there's always your personality to fall back on.

lol fatass

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Based dick stat bro.

I'm 6.5 and I've never had any complaints. I'm girthy af tho. Bigger than the brown part of a toilet paper roll.

> tfw 8" bone pressed and white
I'd feel good but I'm still a virgin so it sucks. I'm sure you can get women just with the BBC propaganda

5.5 here too. First GF said it was big but then again, she 15, me 17... what did we know?
Apparently, I'm quite exactly average for my country even though I always feel below. Would certainly enjoy 3 more inches.

And, honesty, it ain't all that. Have to be careful not to bottom out hard (my wife is 5'2"), and when sitting on some toilets the damn thing can flop the head into the water...

When I couldn't fit a durex condom and had to grab an asian fit brand.

It is statistically possible that posters with above average dicks are specially interested in posting in such a thread.

it's in cm's for you autists out there who won't realize it

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That's the hottest cock I've seen in a while

I have the same problem too sometimes. More often than not that's how I cum. Either that or from a blowjob. It's easier for me that way than from fucking.

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It seems that you can indeed satisfy them in many ways: either by having a larger penis or ... in other ways.

i was totally unaware of that my dick was bigger than most for a long time, never measured it even
I was pretty shy at first, wasnt comfortable showering in lockerrooms etc. But one day a girl i was fucking suddenly had a rant about my dick being the biggest ever lol

8´´ and 20x17 in cm

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Average

Sucks but such is life. 6’4 muscular/ bigger build , attractive I’m told to my face.

Wife’s happy, beautiful, works out , sex all the time 20 years later .... really it’s all ok user

Made it through sports locker rooms all through college ... yeah it’s tough but really no one cares unless micro, then whispers happen which is fucked up.

As long as you get laid all good.... plenty of BD folks with no game and get no ass so...

>Be me 16
>With my cousin she was horny
>She was standing next to me rubbing her ass against me.
>growing up the Girls were always spoke like "Can i see it?"
>But i didn't understand what the big deal was.
>During dances girls were always so attached to me one girl with big tit danced with me and i got a boner,
>She reached down and grabbed a hold of my cock and said "Nice" we never really did anything but stayed close.
>So back to cousin, i was so horny from her flashing her cleavage and rubbing that sexy fat ass against my crotch i got raging hard, >i could feel the throbbing.com
>She waited till my dad left for work and took her shorts off, she had no panties, immediately i smelled her pussy,
>She leaned back on the bed and pulled herself up spreading her thighs.
>She was really wet, dripping, saying "let me see it" I took off my shorts, and my dick sprang out,
>she then said "I'm not sure if its going to fit", I pulled the foreskin back exposing the red bellend i was super ready.
>I moved forward and rubbed the head against her now red and puffy, wet pussy lips and pushed forward
>She was so slick and hot, She then said "Woah, You got go slow, thats a lot of meat" That's when i knew what everyone was talking about.
>I pressed forward into the hot wetness, as deep as i could go, she was breathing so heavy now, and talking crazy talk
>I went as far as i could go, and i felt her twitching real fast, and she was breathing real fast and going "WOOOOOOOooo"
>I was deep it was hot, and i enjoyed the hot sensations, the slight twitches as she surrounded me, it was as if i broke her in stretching that tight hot pussy as deep and as wide as it could go.
>Then she said, "You have to move" i didn't understand what she meant at first, she said "move that big did forward and back for me" so i did,
>The sensations grew so intense, i've never felt such heat before, and i felt my cum about to blow out, I pulled out, and shot my load to the wall behind her....

I'd wager most are e-stats, unless they post proof. Some of the other guys have said, people just tell big lies on the internet either to feel good, or make other people feel bad.

You guys ever notice black dicks don't really extend as they become erect? They pretty much stay the same length and just go from limp to standing at attention?

Why do all other dicks from various races grow, while black dicks only show?

Crazier stats are these, it only takes three inches of penetration to insure insemination, so even the smallest of guys can get a woman pregnant. Also 3 inches deep into the vaginal cavity is all it takes for a woman to orgasm, that's why you can finger fuck a chick into climaxing.

I'm mixed race with a really big dick, i found out at a whore house in holland.

I've been with two different Asian girls the first one we got naked and she said we can't do it, you're way to hung for me, she let me rub the head against her pussy but was to fat to put it in, and the second one was at work.

The HR manager had an older aunt who use to say, I'm no angel to me, so when i took a ride home from her we went to woods and made out, took her to the back seat, and fucked that bitch sound, she was yelling and moaning and thanking me, she came over and over again.

I'm about to revenge fuck her because her nice fired my old gf, this dick is about to draw blood.

That's so true. Usually i get the bug eyes.

One girl kept asking if she can come over so she can massage me. LOL