Losing virginity stories anyone?

>be me
>have the sex

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I lost my virginity to a girl that stalked me and I tried to avoid her, she was waiting for me outside of my job and followed me to my house, I didn't want her to know where I lived so I took another route through a field with lots of trees and I just fucked her there doggystyle, I left her in a taxi and went to my house and I took a shower and puked, I fucked her a lot times after that because she moved to an apartment next to my job

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Eh, I was a late bloomer, saving it for someone special. Also found out that a percentage just as large as their male counterpart is batshit crazy.
>Be me, 16-17
>Gave a girl a pity fuck
>turned out she lied about everything and was an attention whore
>It got weird. I backed off.
>She stalked me.
>Confront her on bullshit
>She doesn't turn up for college anymore
>Guess that is that.jpg

Turns out years later I'm kinda submissive or at least at times. Didn't find that out until with a partner later on but you live and learn.

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Fucked a chubby, 5/10 white cunt when I was 15. We both ditched school to fuck in the park and after I was done all I could think of was "sex is completely overrated". Dumped her ass a month later. Alpha af

Kill yourself

Dude what the fuck

Hasn't happened yet. I'm turning 24 soon.

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My wedding night

little bro fucked me, I was 15 he was 12

...guy or girl??

>be me
>17
>spent too much time on Yea Forums
>fell for the trap/femboy meme, think I want that
>leave a note at the house of an obviously flaming gay boy
>bring him to my room. awkward having my mom see him.
>he's an idiot and thinks a blowjob actually involves blowing
>he mistakenly assumes he's a top in spite of being a flaming faggot
>in my inexperience I assume trading is part of gay sex. concede to allow him to top. he's too stupid to get it in.
>fuck him. he's a pussy and can't take it.
>don't cum
>spend several years fucking different femboys
>not until 21 did I fuck a female
>it was weird at first. I kept touching her butt and was like "oh wait, pussy!"
>31 now and I simply date women. Fucked more than I could count if my life depended on it.
to;dr traps are gay and pussy is pretty good

Not gonna lie, that made me lol

100% true story brah.

>be me, 15 year old
>girlfriend is jap, she older than me 17.
>both virgins(me cus loser, her cus old school jap fam)
>we went on a date that required a ferry ride from my city to an island
>big ferry, many rooms. hour trip
>we're walking around and she pulls me into a room marked "employees only"
>looked like a maintenance room of sorts
>oh cool, make out session.
>user, i want to you take my virginity
>wat
>"but it's like dark in here and-
>she grabbed my dick and that was it for my protesting
>drops her pants, i drop mine
>pop cherry, she almost cried
>get about 5 pumps in before she stops me
>says that she's bleeding way too much
>i hadn't noticed cus dark, but theres a small puddle of blood on the ground running down her leg
>oh shit. we get to the island(it's a big island) and i take her to the ER
>turns out i literally tore her a new one.
>she had to sit on an inflatable donut for a few weeks cus stitches
>tell her family that she fell down some stairs and landed on a railing.
>not sure if the bought it, but i think the idea of asking any more questions was way too much for them and they'd rather just believe what she told them
>month later i fucked her older sister and we broke up.

Ey it's all good. Mine too - life's pretty fucky like that.

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Holy shit i laughed thanks user

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Nice lmao. That's a big win for you.

Score
What tore though? Her perineum or something?

i don't know the fancy words, but the bit between the fuckhole and the other fuckhole.

accidentally stuck it in her ass.. deep enough to get shit on the condom too. fucked after and was gud.

>Be me
>14 years old
>dating girl that lives in town next to mine
>3 months in
>go under bridge
>get completely butt naked
>fuck for 2 hours
>can't nut
>she tries to put my dick in her butt with no lube
>Ouch.JPG
>continue fucking
>tell her I came inside her
>didn't actually nut
>walk home
>sad day

She broke up with me a month later after having sex a few more times. Leaves me for mixed kid with chode penis.

That's called the perineum, user.
Also known as the taint.
Or gooch.
Grundle.
Meatbridge.
Durf.
Spaba.
Nifkin.

ah, i see. now i know and knowing is half the battle.

>be me
>17
>girlfriend from WV. I'm from Iowa
>go over for a month and a half
>arrive real early in the morning and her parents go back to bed.
>within five minutes on the couch with her family asleep, I have my penis in her mouth and fingers in the pooch
>literally sucks me off in her living room when her parents slept
>holyfuck.png
>like a real life porno, I stg
>second day, we go down to an abandoned house with a really decent couch there- it's like two miles in the woods
>fuck, but forget the condom
>ohgodohfuck.webm
>literally just came buckets deep inside her
>I'm gonna be a dad by 18
>turns out she was near her period, didn't get pregnant
>she's freaking out, I'm freaking out
>realize she's near her period
>for the rest of the month and a half, we were constantly doing shit, like when her parents weren't looking she'd bump her ass against my dick
>literally like a nonstop porno for a month and a half
>fuck every chance we get
>half the times we fuck it's in the downstairs, right below parent's room.
>eventually have to leave, last night we fuck literally three times, last one covering her tits
>years later, woman's now my wife
>happiest marriage, traditional wife and we both love the sex.

Tl;dr,

>went from a kissless virgin to having sex like twice a day with the girl of my dreams
>god is real

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>Be me
>15 years old
>Chat up Asian chick on myspace
>Convince her to be my girlfriend
>Solid 7
>Invite her to movies
>She accepted
>Comes over early
>She was hungry for cock
>She pulled me out
>Firstblowjobwasasuccess.jpeg
>Fuck it lets go for it
>Slides in
>Didn't even last the sponge Bob intro

heh heh, jokes on you...

>bragging about being a virgin on a Mongolian pigroasting exchange

We had sex and I didn't cum. The end.

I had one in the making.
what the fuck is this suppose to mean? this is so frustrating. why the fuck is it this complicated? just give me your number and we figure out where to go eat.

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It means move on and find someone new. She's a flake. Run while you have your heart whole.

Tell her that if shes too retarded to know how to use the block on her iPhone then she's just too stupid for you. Then say you want a woman not a child. Women respond to being treated like that.

Got ur hopes up and didnt lose it eh

I second this, being nice is creepy, just be a fucking man.

>14th bday
>midnight
>sit on bed with my 14yo stepsister smoking our doobie ever
>start touching her legs
>she likes, asks to touch higher up
>touch pussy
>she giggles
>have sex

You asked in a hamfisted way. Now, just follow that up with "that's fine how about xxplace at 6:30"

Girls sometimes don't want to give out their number because there are lots of creeps out there and a phone number is seen as more personal/harder to block weirdos. In the girls mind she can just remove you on the app or delete the app but her number is more direct/personal.

Through much trial and error I have constructed the ideal segue from dating app to asking for her number. It is, "I'm not always on this thing, wanna leave your number and I'll text?" Employ it judiciously.

Virgin autist
Virgin autist

have sex
not virgin

>smoking our doobie ever

>be 22 now
>...

>be me
>loser 15 year old
>smoke weed with friends all the time
>cute white gril a grade younger than me wants some heroin
>my friend tells her I can order her some
>we all hangout one day
>two of my friends drive us to a local park
>this girl agreed to fuck me for the heroin earlier in the car
>me and her get into a porta potty
>not the greatest setting to fuck but it wasn't bad
>she pulls down her leggings
>ohfuckye.gif
>had the best ass (the best i've ever gotten to bury my dick in)
>she tries to ride me
>get performance anxiety cause i was pretty baked
>flip her over and go in missionary
>dick is diamonds now
>feel like im gonna cum so i pull out because i don't feel like dealing with a pregnant ho
>end up ruining my orgasm but finish in her mouth
>15 year old me is ecstatic
>end up taking her money and not orering her shit
we're friends still, she's actually dating the friend who basically hooked me up with her. She's really cute now and off the heron and I would love to fuck her again

She is operating under standard security procedures for a girl these days. I knew a dude who would use burner phones and computer programs to spoof numbers so her could repeatedly call and harass chicks who blocked him

Me and friend smoking weed in his room. His slutty 19 year old cousin is there. She got sent from Texas because she was getting a reputation as the town pump. We all got pretty damned high. I laid my head on her lap. Started to make out after a while. Then moved on to fuck her with my friend watching. Worked fine. Everybody was happy. Popped my cherry at 16.

Kek, first doobie.

Dude seriously get your shit together, install tinder, get a hooker, whatever it takes. You have about 18 months left until you solidify your status in life as a permavigin social reject.

I think I'm already past the point of no return.

Are you
a) fat
b) skinnyfat
c) skeletor longhair autist mode
?

I feel there is no 4th option

lost my virginity when I was 26.
gf was 19 and not a virgin. only likes sex for the healthy relationship status it gives.

> be 26
> meet girl in shitty anime mmorpg ive been playing for over 10 years.
> her bf leaves her for the xth time
> she asks me if I want to go to a game development course she signed up for with her cause she doesn't want to go alone and hotel room for two is cheaper.
> doesn't want to go with someone she never met.
> start flirting, playing games together online.
> I visit her, stay over the weekend not just one day as planned.
> gotmy3rdgfafter5years.png
> (all long distance btw.)
> visit her a few more times
> strategically touch her to induce sexual arousal
> she's ready for the sex
> do as I've learned from 16000 hours of porn
> she likes it
> actually enjoys sex now
> whathasthatidiotbeforemedonewrong.jpg
> happy relationship thus far

it's exactly what I expected. is nice but porn is still best.

don't give up virgins.

>be me
>have sex
The end

>draw pics of /trash/
>Post story about not being able to look for a bf because brother is a complete cunt
>talk about sex machine I bought
>Get message from guy
>Talk for a while
>Get dick pic
>Time goes on
>Talk more
>Talk about family stuff
>Decide to meet
>Take plane to another state to meet him
>Fuck in hotel room
>Been together about a year now
>We live together

>Be me 14 at Homecoming football game
>Sports are lame just there for the party
>Hang out with metal heads and stoners
>Hook up behind bleachers while we all smoke weed
>Jewy looking girl 16 ask if I wanna see her car
>sure whatever

... she had a harry ass crack, shit was cash, came like right away

I don't believe any female is this socially retarded. Unless you're simply offensively fat. Post timestamp proving you are not a manatee that has evolved to walk on land.

I'm a guy.

post dick.

no offense but that's kinda gay then

Yeah, I don't wanna sound like a fag or nothing, but can I lick your asshole?

>be me
>16 years old
>got ill and stayed at home for some days
>younger sister came home in the evening with some 20 years old friend from somewhere of the housing development
>I didnt care and went to sleep
>in the morning they came to my room because sister wanted to show her something on my PC
>I still didnt care and was still half asleep in the bed
>the 20s bitch sit on my bed while sister is on the chair behind monitor
>20s bitch starts to touch me and patting
>shit, wtf is this.jpg
>she is slowly starting to go to my crotch
>I pretend I'm still asleep
>then she asks if I'm still asleep
>I said that no already for for some time
>she goes under my blanket and we start to touch each other under it
>sister is still behind the PC
>20s bitch says that she can't stand it no more
>sits on me
>sister starts to be angry and says that if I want she will leave
>OFC leave!
>20s bitch puts my dick inside
>no condom
>came after a while
>she puts it back
>she came
>I came three times, no cum left :D
>finished game
>I went to clean me, meanwhile she saved her number to my phone
>she left
>my sister told me later that day that the 20s bitch told her that she was well done fucked and she walked like a duck XD

Same

>be me
>17
>me and a female friend going through depression
>shes like 6'2" (taller than me)
>tells me she wants someone to be with
>tell her "same"
>we hang out that night
>ask her if she wants to go smoke or something
>drive to a park by my house and blaze up behind it
>hanging out
>look at each other
>start making out on the table
>start undressing each other
>move to my car
>fuck in the back seat
>go on a few dates afterwords

>be me
>high school senior
>same girlfriend since freshman year
>prom is coming up
>girlfriend is a good catholic girl, doesn’t want to do the dirty unless she’s with someone special
>week before prom
>talk about having sex
>buy condoms
>convince her that “we gotta test them out”
>insert my pee pee into her vajoojy
>heavenly

Mom came home 5 Mins later, fucking cockblock. I fucked her brains out for a little over 2 hours after prom (girlfriend not mom) and we’re still together to this day consistently having great sex

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>Be me 14 never had a girlfriend before
>Group project at school
>Random groups
>I get the cutiest girl in the class with me
>Actually not a bitch i'm lucky
>"Ok user so, i live near the school so if you want we can work together for the project on lunch"
>"Sure, which day ?"
>"We can start today and see?" "ok"
>Lunch time
>Get out of the school i see her, she's with some friends....
>"Ok cya girls i need to work on the project now"
>Ok this is fine
>I follow her to the house, big mansion 5 minutes from school
>"My parents are not here, do you want something to eat?"
>"Sure whatever you want"
>(I don't remember the food) It was good tho
>"Come to my room"
>Girly room, actual posters of anime and a console in her room wtf
>"Yeah i like those, do you ?"
>"Yeah of course"
>Start speaking about the project, i'm not even focusing
>I'm looking at her while she speaks to me
>She's smaller than me, short black hair and green eyes. Small breasts but she have some. And a cute little ass.
>"Hey user listen, hey!"
>"Oh sorry, i was looking at your eyes"
>I'm fucking dumb.... killmealready
>"Ohhhh, you like them?"
>"Yes they are really beautiful honestly" She really had beautiful eyes.
>She looks at me and kiss me on the lips "Can we work now?"
>"Ok" I've a big smile and my face and blushing
>Work a bit more on the project and it's time to go back to school
>First hour in class (the class for the project) she raise her hand "Can i move near user?"
>"Oh yes good idea everyone move to your partner"
>We both smile

Part 1

>Next day, i'm excited to go to school for once
>I told her i had to walk from home too, to go to school
>Half way, i see her waiting for me
>"Hey user" "Hi"
>We smile
>Quick kiss on my lips "Slept well?"
>"Oh yes"
>She doesn't go to her friends and stay with me until lunch
>Take my hands to the her home. She's so sweet
>Table is already made, food ready to be finished (her mom helped her for sure)
>Salmon and pasta with sauce (really good)
>Go to her room
>"If we work on the project every day we're gonna finish it first haha"
>"Yeah you're right"
>"We can do something else"
>She removes her top and he rbra
>Cute little tits
>I sit on her bed
>She jump on me, i've her tits in my face
>I'm like it's ok man up you bitch
>Grab her waist and lick her tits with my tongue
>"Hmmm"
>She kiss me, and put her tongue in my mouth
>Grabs her neck while kissing, put my other hand under her butt and roll on the bed to get on top
>She giggles
>She puts one hand in my pants
>Ok that's fucking serious now

>Continue to kiss me then grab my pants undo the button and removes it
>Touch my dick through my underwear then removes it
>I'm hard (around 4,2 4,5 inches) She looks at it for a bit
>She stand on her bed and removes her pants
>Cute innie pussy, she's a bit shy now that's shes completly naked
>I remove my shirt and grab her kiss her and i'm slowly touching her pussy
>Shes moans
>Push me on my back and grabs my dick with one hand
>Try to put it in her
>Rub it a bit then i enter
>It's warm
>She's kissing me at the same time, rubbing her chest against mine
>Cute little squick when i move inside her
>2 minutes in her and i'm about to cum
>I slow down
>She crawls a bit and i cum on her ass and back,
>"Love you user" "Love you too" Kiss
>She stand up and gets wipes to clean
>Clean my dick and kiss it at the end

We stayed together 3 years then i had to move out for school and it became too hard to see each other.

Bump

same.
my circumsized, deathgripped cock made it a cold, meaningless, shameful experience.