I want to be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend

His mom

What writing did she help you with?

YOU CANNOT IGNORE MY GIRTH.

Comedy, general question, she had some real good ideas. I'm not finished but she will get credit. and my sausage ha ha ha...

she has aged poorly unfortunately. there is a video of her on letterman or something from like 1996, and she looks really hot. isnt she like a major lefty or something?

But where, UCB?

I blew coolio in the parking lot of an applebees once, does that count?

No, she looks fine.

Hot, hot hot,

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SPAM!

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Yepppp.

Janeane hair/wig stories please.

She was so hot in "The Matchmaker".

THAT IS AN IMPOSTER! SHE IS DEAD! THE REAL JANEANE GAROFALO DIED IN A TRAIN EXPLOSION SIX YEARS AGO!

Janeane is his mom?
WOW!

No.

That is the most likely conclusion!

I'd give her tits a honk.

She was "Wet Hot" in "Wet hot American Summer" and its Netflix series.

let me know when you shave ur head and blow ur brains out so i can record it

How dare you?

Bumpy.

"Can you start my orange?"

She was so cute in "The Truth About Cats And Dogs".

Lame.

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No.

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Fap.

Nope.

This is the truth

My sister tends bar at a club in downtown Providence. She says Janeane comes in every couple of weeks with one of those folding tables and cologne and gum and stuff. I guess she knows the owner who gives her the ok. Apparently she collects tips as the bathroom attendant. She supposedly gets really close to you at the urinals and nods and smiles at people while offering them gum. But she never actually says anything the entire three hours shes in there. Even if someone recognizes her.

Ah, so you moved over here.

Based

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Yep.

Question: Did she come up with such lines as "Welcome to the Maxi Pad" in Reality Bites?

Nope, that was the writer, Helen Childress.

Here I was hoping he’d committed suicide

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Stay away from my wife!!!

I once saw her doing standup at a club in New York. It was mostly vagina jokes and she seemed pretty stoned or drunk. I even got to meet her in between sets!

What was she like?

How about the Blair Witch Project parody meltdown she did as an ad for either Bravo or the Independent Film Channel? I think a missing Snicker's bar was involved.

I guess somebody wrote that for her.

she was awesome and she was moaning about how she didn’t have a boyfriend

When was this?

Late last year I think
She was pretty cringe actually in a desperate, drunk kinda way. She said she didn’t even care if her boyfriend was a fat unemployed geek kek.

Good fiction.

Does she wear a wig?

I’m not sure, but I know she sweats a lot! Also she likes to touch you when she is talking to you!

Why was she cringe?

If her her hair doesn't get wet, it's a wig.