Ask a Femanon

I wish a femanon could explain why women act so fucking stupid.

Have you ever eaten pussy?

Emotions. Pretty simple. When you're emotional it's hard to remain logical.
Especially woman who are encourage to succumb to emotions rather than internalize them like men do.

-vchan

What is the gayest thing that you have done? Is it true that small dicks can be better than big dicks if the guy knows how to use it?

Making out with girls was pretty gay.

>Is it true that small dicks can be better than big dicks if the guy knows how to use it?

YES.
I've had dicks of all sizes and one of my biggest was pretty damn shitty. Like a child with a hammer.
And the smallest I had (Asian 4 incher) was 1 of the bests

-vchan

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What's the most embarrassing thing you have done on a date and what happened afterwards?

Bump

Dad body or six pack? Is a guy with a dad body and a great sense of humor more attractive than a generic dude with a six pack?

>I've had dicks of all sizes and one of my biggest was pretty damn shitty. Like a child with a hammer.
And the smallest I had (Asian 4 incher) was 1 of the bests
That's what you call pandering to your audience. Bitch, please no way a small dick feels better then a bigger dick. If the dude with a big dick fucks you right, you are not going back to small.

I remember once I went on a date with a neighbor boy when I was a young teen and we went to the movies.

On our way out we were going thru the doors and we both reach a door and I was about to walk out of mine but he held his open and sort of froze like I was supposed to be going thru the one he opened for me. So after what felt like an awkward stare down for a full minute I backed up and went thru his door.

It was pretty awkward.

-vchan

Uhh I have loads of female friends, and they all love seafood.

You been having lady troubles, user?

Of course.

Fucking a girl with a strap on?

And yes, imo good dick comes down more to function than size.

Honestly, I can't think of anything. I rarely get embarrassed.

Dad bod, always.

My bf has a dad bod and I LOVE it. Hes so soft and hes hands down the best cuddler.

Well you're wrong but whatever lol.
I've had enough dicks to know what's good. In the end size is irrelevant.

-vchan

She might be pandering, but the woman is just the hole getting penetrated. What do they care how big out tools are?

Who was the best tasting girl you ever ate out? What did she taste like?

I usually like to go down on my gf, as opposites to traditional sex. As far as I can tell, I'm doing a good job down there, but how can I make it more enjoyable for her. Which parts to lick/suck/finger?

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What is the sluttiest thing you allowed a guy to do to you?

Going down on a girl, except in a 69, is gay.

How can I get my ex gf back?

depends what you mean "perverted"
i had a popular JAV tumblr before the tumblr porn ban, would post pics and gifs of weird ass JAV including real rape, real school girl upskirts, extreme bukkake, extreme femdom, general bizarre fetishes and pretty much anything except literal shit. i miss that fucking blog.
besides that, ive given my bf blowjobs in the parking lot at work and while he drove. when i was 15 i cammed with a dude and masturbated with a banana on my period, and ate the banana after. i've eaten my own vomit a few times. a lot of weird stuff i guess.

i like people i connect to and feel like i can talk to about anything and everything for hours on end. someone with a similar personality and interests. i guess you could say my standards are "high" since i'd NEVER be with someone i dont feel a connection to, but most people would also probably call my bf a "loser" but i wouldn't want to date anyone else.
i don't care about looks, jobs, money, or any social status bullshit.

i love seafood wtf, especially crab and shrimp.

i've never done anything gay but i'm considering paying to cuddle with a japanese girl when i go to japan this year. depends how small also, 2 inches no but 4/5 inches can be fine.

Anna here. Hope everyone is having a good night.

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post her pic and yours, then we can decide how easy or possible it is.

What is your weirdest fetish that you keep a secret from the guys you date? Have you ever done something to a guy that you really regreted later?

Femanons are trashy and ugly.

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Can every female squirt?

Would you ever be interested in feminizing a guy, doing his makeup, and being dominant sexually

Yes

Depends on how you look at it.

Having Papa fucking me with his hands around my throat calling me his little Italian whore, begging him to put his babies inside of me.

I don’t have standards considering I’m celibate, but I’m attracted to confidence, charisma, and responsibility.

Shrimp and sushi are some of my favorite foods...Sounds like just a run of bad luck user.

Give an example of female stupidity.

Gayest? Bathing with Papa’s ‘minder’, Petra. And yes, Small is fine as long as you know how how to have good sex.

Probably not knowing that much about sex and being naive, it’s embarrassing in retrospect.

I prefer thin body types.

Nice trips. I liked sucking on the clit and putting the tongue inside.

Choke me, cum inside of me, pull my hair, take photos of me, finger me in public...

Hard to answer, elaborate.

Probably loli and s&m/dd/lg, and yeah, having sex the second time.

I think so.

No, not really.

~Anna~

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how

>Nice trips. I liked sucking on the clit and putting the tongue inside.

That's true, she goes crazy when I put my tongue inside. Any idea how to make her squirt, if that's even possible. She's not a sex freak, and very shy.

(You)

dad body. i like skinny fat dudes with a little bit of tummy and fat thighs

idk if "sluttiest" but my bf has filmed himself fucking my ass before.

lick clit and finger fuck the pussy and she should love it.

it will only happen if she wants you back too user

i don't keep secret fetishes. the worst fetish i have would be imagining myself as a kid being molested, but i don't hide it. not really into age play so it just stays within my head. i've never been molested as a kid so it's kinda weird. no regrets.

i've had thousands of very intense orgasms and never squirted once. can't say impossible, just never happened.

yeah, i love femdom. as long as it's not straight up crossdressing im into feminization

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I’ve never eaten another girl out, just had a sexually confused one bathe me.

~Anna~

>as long as its not straight up crossdressing
What do you mean exactly?

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Which femanon are you?

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i don't like that trap/sissy bullshit. makeup and maybe panties and a leash and collar used to humiliate is cute though

i don't have a name, i post sometimes and have pink hair.

You can literally Google how to make a girl squirt m8

Fuck it. I'm having relationship troubles, around two weeks ago we almost broke up, i told her sorry and begged her for another chance. She agreed and well, things were kinda working when out of nowhere she told me she wanted some time. I was very angry and asked her why but she stopped answering. I tried to understand her and slowly stopped sending her messages, she also deleted any comment i put con any post she shared. Today she told me i made her feel like nothing for a long time and she needed more time. She's currently in another country working, i'm sort of insecure and i'm worried she might be cheating on me, any tips?

Weirdest thing you done during sex, something that even the guy thought was super weird.

she's not cheating on you because she already dumped you. sorry man

Who was the best tasting girl you ever ate out? What did she taste like?

why feminists nowadays are completely brainless??

Yeah, i've also been thinking about that. It's probably for the best, I should get my shit together and hopefully my therapist can help me through my shit. She's muy first girlfriend and tbh we are about to reach 1 year and 9 months. We had already talked about getting married and everything. I mean, i guess i'm still young, i'm about to turn 20. If it is really over i'll understand and try to change so perhaps in the future we can be together again.

Sounds like she’s not interested in a relationship and doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. You need to directly ask her and tell her that you deserve answers as to where this relationship is going. Don’t let yourself be strung along user.

Nothing that he thought was weird, but I cried a bit.

Feminism is a cult that recruits young girls and brainwashes them.

~Anna~

never fucked a girl, sorry user.

everyone is brainless, not just feminists. i tend to give no fucks about other people and don't get involved in political bullshit.

nothing really. i think the thing that upset my bf the most during sex is i asked him to 'fuck me like he hates me' and he took it the wrong way lol

Why are girls so petty? I have opened up to several about my severe anxiety and issues like that, and all of them have offered garbage advice, then ghosted me.

something i've always wondered, do most women have creampie fetishes

Femanon = trashy ass prostitute. What you gon do bich

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As someone who suffers from anxiety and ptsd you have my deepest sympathy user. If it’s in potential significant others you’re confiding then it’s just because they’re being shallow and believe there’s a such thing as a ‘perfect’ man.

~Anna~

Well, I appreciate the thought, anyway. I've actually talked to girls who are ok with it, but they have all been multiple thousands of miles away.

I say wha you gon do you trashy ass biches

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I lol bed the feeling, but I’m not sure I’d call it a ‘fetish’, just a deep desire to be filled.

You’re welcome user, good luck and take care.

~Anna~

I think my current girlfriend has been the best, from time to time. The vag really changes based off of what you eat, so sometimes she's very sweet, and other times she's kinda yeasty.

It depends on what /she/ likes. Technically, the clit has the sex nerves, but some girls still prefer vagina or ass attention. Just try everything equally and see what she responds the best to.

Probably can't.

I hardly keep my kinks a secret. And they're terrible.

r u dumb

Sure.

Threesome. It was bad.

Same reason there are assloads of alt rights.

I've never known a girl to like it. It's one of the few kinks I don't have. Actually, it grosses me out. Jizz is gross.

-Prisoner

sorry user the best i can say is to find other girls with severe anxiety. that's one of the reasons i got with my bf, because we both experience the same thing. when i met him i had been a recluse for 4 years after dropping out of middle school and rarely left the house because of my crippling social anxiety and fear of seeing people who bullied me in school.

i guess i do, i love when my bf cums inside me. it feels special to me and i love how it makes him feel. i also watched a lot of creampie porn before i ever had sex.

Move on. Enjoy this part of your life and dont waste it on regret etc. Get out, get to know yourself, work on bettering yourself, find happiness.

Plenty of people out there. We all need companionship and have sexual desire. Seek and ye shall find.

Femanons are ugly plastic whores. Unlike this girl.

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How dare he

well, it sounds reasonable, it kinda returns a little faith to me of the woman

If she does say it's over I'll do just that. Thank you femanon or user. Have a good night.

Feelings on having children? My girlfriend says she never wants to have kids, thank God.

Day is just starting here. Good luck

i would kill myself before ever having a kid. they are expensive and annoying and will probably end up hating you as a teenager for no reason, why the fuck would anyone want to go through that?

I’m glad user, take care.

I wanted them, wish I could have raised my son, but life has other plans.

~Anna~

>~Human Garbage~

That's what I thought when I was a bit younger, but now that I have a kid I realize just how awesome kids are, they bring entirely new meaning to life, I loved my wife before but now we are inseparable. A kid teaches you how to truly love and I wake up and go to work every day with a smile, not a grin because I know I do it all for my family.

Why don't you guys take this shit to /soc/ ? Isn't that the natural place to do this?

I constantly feel awful everyday for the same reasons but do nothing to change it whatsoever. I'm seeing a therapist but progress is so slow that it feels like nothing is getting better. wtf am i supposed to do, i dont want to feel awful everyday? I dont have anything that i really like doing, any interests, friends outside of online ones, and i cant drive to actually go anywhere to do anything. Not that i would if i could drive because i dont want to do anything.

Feels like it sometimes, but we’re all worthless at the end of the day user.

I dunno, I don’t start these threads, just show up.

Has your therapist suggested medications? I take an antidepressant and benzo for my anxiety and it helps a lot.

~Anna~

Question~!

So vaginas like thick dicks.
How thick? I hear they like feeling full. But I never get a concrete answer from any chick.

Whats your take? Do you like feeling stretched?

>implying every vagina is the same
>also implying girls care about how many inches wide dick XY is

>Has your therapist suggested medications? I take an antidepressant and benzo for my anxiety and it helps a lot.
They have suggested that i try them, but avoid benzos because their side effects can be pretty harsh, plus they can be addictive. But i felt bad having to ask my dad if i could see a therapist, to add meds on it as well is just a lot more to ask.

From fucking plenty of girls. More girls have mentioned liking it thick. But there's still that lingering doubt because. You know. They be bitches

Hell yes

The feeling of being stretched is very pleasurable, slightly above average is great.

If you feel like you’re suffering you shouldn’t feel bad for asking meds, if your father cares about your wellbeing he should understand.

~Anna~

Fire away

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Best pussy you've ever eaten? Whose was it?

girlfriend wants a dildo. She's hesitant to because she doesn't want to fuck up with my esteem and shit. I'm more open to it but I'm kinda worried she'd get a real big one and stretch her pussy so much my dick just wont do it for her anymore. I'm worried about her size escalation lol. Since she's a very curious gal

I also get a feeling she's the type to get jealous if I get a fleshlight or auto-suckjob thing. Thoughts?

Ehhh ish. Its a little different. I think for the most part its we like the concept of being filled with your cum

>If you feel like you’re suffering you shouldn’t feel bad for asking meds, if your father cares about your wellbeing he should understand.

I dont want him to worry or feel bad for me. It isnt his fault that i feel this way, and it was hard for me to ask to see a therapist in the first place.

My girlfriend likes me cumming in her because my dick expands when I do, and she likes the feeling of the cum shooting inside her.

Mandy-kay; rasberry candy-ish flavor in the background

Is dinner and a movie enough to get a blowjob from you on the 1st date? You can spit.

Welp might as well be the asshole that asks for a dick rating from Femanons

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I killed a woman by blowing air into her vagina. She died from an embolism.

What do you enjoy the most in sex? My gf and I are only doing the most basic stuff, but how could we spice it up a bit?

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My best advice I can give is go shopping for it with her! And if you yourself want your own sex toy get yourself a toy in the same trip. That way you guys can grow closer sexually, and that way you'll both have a mutual understanding of what you both are interested in sex toy wise, and you guys going together will highlight the fact that its a mutual agreement for you both to get your own sex toys and that your both okay/comfortable with eachother having toys. If she goes for a rediculous sized one off the bat suggest starting out a bit smaller or even better yet tell her she should ask the sales associate about it because they will guide her in the right direction as a beginner.

>-vchan
I want to make love to you so bad. Are you still celibate?

Strangle her and store the body in your freezer.

If you are funny and charming, potentially.

Me too thats another part of it forsure thats probably my favorite part of sex actully

Anal

is this your bath?

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I think I'm average but holy shit no way can I compete with what's out there.
My thing is, worrying that she'll stretch herself enough to where my dick doesn't do it for her anymore. We are in a close loving relationship so we both don't wanna fuck up what we have.
We could go shopping together thank you.

Has she talked about specifically wanting a very big one? In my own personal experience when shopping for sex toys I dont specifically look for the biggest ones out there, I more am just curious about all the different styles and options available, maybe she's the same way

What kind of function? Pumping at the right angle?
A dick is a just a stick so am I just that dumb? Slow thrust, fast thrust. Deep thrust, shallow thrust? What function could possible compete with good ol' size?

..No? What am I missing?lol

nothing, just looking for the person who owns that bath

2/10. Its tiny and the only reason it’s a 2 over a 1 is because of pity.

Thank?

Why are you a dood?

Next time just give a 1 pity shit is retarded

Damn what's your snap femanon?

no worries user. if you happen to run into the bath owner can you tell them I said hi? thanks.

Forsure

Would you rather eat or be eaten?

Damn straight.

I jerked off in a public bathroom once.

No, but I'm open to is.

It's either have sex with a woman or be in a committed relationship with one. Whichever is gayer.

Nope.

I don't. It kinda scares me, actually. I just associate it with pregnancy.

I never want kids. I just want pets and plants.

I like getting spanked and tossed around a little bit. It's nice.

-Lesanon

Nah but she certainly alluded to it. Like when my dick expands when I cum she was all "try to get it to do that all the time" or some shit. Implying she likes the thickness.
Honestly I'm most worried about her pussy stretching to the point that I no longer do it for her. It gives me feelings of wanting to cheat on her actually. Which is sad.

I don’t just want to give a low rating I want you to know how small your microdick is and how people mock and feel sorry for you.

When a girl consistently bounces from liking you then not liking you but then also doesnt say no to meeting with you
Is it safe to assume she is crazy?
And
What is the best thing to do if i really like her ?

Eat. I love eating women out

Ah yes don't we all.
Your age and physical description?
Bi or lesbian?

Unfortunately most women are like that, its basically just luck and good timing if you manage to get further than that point with her.

This is me, 19 and pansexual but you can call me bi if you want to lol.

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What does your pussy taste like right now?

I make fun of myself for having an asian dick as a white guy so mocking me won't do anything & why would anybody be sorry for me I know it's small af and it doesn't bother me

Hard to describe, sweet but with a slight tang behind it

Sweet and sour pussy. Yummy.
Do you ever lick your fingers after masturbating?

She now leaves me on read so idk if she wants me to back up
What do ...

I have 250 million in the bank. I will pay you 30k a month to fuck me and walk around around naked 24/7 for 6 months.

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Just give here space for a fiew days/weeks. Wait for her to show some interest in your direction again. As dumb as it sounds the whole hard to get thing is your best play in this scenario, and I know from experience bc I've also dated/chased women

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For sure

Why do people always say you '"need a girlfriend" why would I need one?

He should be worried though, that’s an unfortunate part of being a parent.

I enjoyed the more loving stuff, but rough sex was fun as well, there’s lots of kinky things that can spice up sex, hair pulling, dirty talk, etc.

That’s me, not Vchan.

Crazy? Maybe. Indecisive? Yes. You should tell her your feelings, see her reaction.

~Anna~

Reproduce and Company but other than that the rest is really just tasking financially and emotionally

What happens to sluts when they get old?

Oh I tried this multiple times and its been a yes and no thing and last time she said it was no because I'm" too clingy" we would snap 5 times in a day. He friends message her give our take 3 times a week
Were set to meet Apr 19th in a cosplay group so idk where to go from here I'm stuck and I'm crushing on her bad

Thanks Anna!

That's why I just hang out with my friends instead.

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I'm a guy tho but I've had multiple relationships and so far the only take away really is that was some nice sex, memories, company and now I'm broke :) im genuinely convinced girls are looking for replacement dads around my ages (20's)

Sounds like some horseshit.

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Or to be fair, it could be my shitty choice in partners lol

Hey, don’t sign your fucking posts. I didn’t even know it was possible to try and be a tripfag on b. JFC did Papa not give you enough attention

They stop being sluts or go after the guys into cougars.

Sticky situation, hope it works out in your favor though user. Good luck!

Because it’s societally acceptabile. If you don’t want a girlfriend then that’s your decision, don’t let anyone make you feel badly about it.

Most of us sign our posts because it’s pretty common to get us mixed up. I don’t sign my posts in other threads. And to answer your question, no, I don’t think I could have ever had enough attention from Papa...

~Anna~

In example:

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Female accountability is a myth, yes?

I am eagerly awaiting the licking pic

scrolls for tits/timestamp. finds one. ok.

what weird fetishes are you into?

also can i fap to you?

>female accountability
Elaborate user.

~Anna~

Even the fucking Bible doesn't hold women accountable for anything.

It's all about holding men responsible for something.
If a woman does something a man will be blamed for it twofold.
Girls a slut; the dad gets blamed.

Why would you ask permission you pussy manbitch?
Femanon, tell this person to not be such a faggot please.

I swear, some of you guys pretending to be nice and polite deserve to be pegged to death.

Because in society it’s expected that men keep their women in line. That being said women are responsible for the fast majority of their own fuck ups.

~Anna~

Had to cover up my eyes and an identifiable tattoo but here you have it ya filthy animal

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THEN STOP CLAIMING TO BE EQUAL IF YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO DO ANYTHING.

Knock yourself out! And im into bdsm and ddlg im a submissive little

it's a valid question. tells me what kinda person she is by how she answers. and then i juxtapose that with the other question i just asked giving me a pretty good feel for what this girl is about. fucking 10 minutes without a reply though. prolly not gonna stick around desu.

I haven’t ever claimed to be equal user. I’m not a feminist, nor do I agree with them.

~Anna~

fug
the licking was as good as I hoped but I need to see more of that hair

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You see how it makes you sound like such a niceguy cuck tho right? Wish one of my ex's would see some of the shit you guys say to these girls lol

Rate my ass then, seriously. That's my AMA question.

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bumpy

Women are the opressed minority that makes up 51% of the Earth. Fuck their bullshit.

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Thanks they give me something to do at work. Popping them that is.

Why my hair? You like it?

Well I'm back sort of.
Been playing this stupid addicting app.
Its driving me nuts.

-vchan

yes. I need more. please.

I like the way he asked personally

Just sounds painfully fake. idk im just been used to girls who instantly cut down that level of bullshit

Bump

what is the pleasure of being cummed inside

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the things I would do to play with hair that nice

Theres no actual pleasure from that particular thing. To me I just like the ending to be inside. I hate the pull out and scramble bullshit

I actually hate scooping it all out though.

Who wore it better? Pic related

-vchan

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why did you have this image saved

Do girls prefer longer and thinner dicks (7 inches long and 1 inch wide) or smaller and girthier dicks (5.5 inches long and 2 inches wide)?

H here :) a little late but whatev

Umm I am not sure honestly. I had sex with my ex in a room full of friends while they slept one time, but not because they were there ahaha was just feeling it and didn't want to go outside and get mozzie bites on my bum lol
I think I have pretty high standards. Must have a strong physical attraction and I have a particular personality time that I prefer. I hate guys who try too hard or are mean/rude bc they think it's funny haha like just be chill with me and we are cool
I hate most seafood, I can only really eat prawns occassionally and calamari. Some battered fish is ok but I wouldn't pick it off a menu or anything
I used to say dad bod but the guy I've been seeing lately is super fit and I'm really into it ahahaha I like how strong he is and how easily he can toss me around. But not opposed to a dad bod at all, I'd still enjoy it and think a bit of pudge is cure
Don't try too hard, it will push her further away
I'm pretty open about what I like but I probably wouldn't tell a guy I have a rape fantasy on the first date lol
It feels warm and can feel the pulsing. It doesn't feel too different but mainly I just love the idea of it and I love seeing the guy doing it because it's super primal and intense for them and I can tell they're loving it.

~H

It's the damndest thing actually.
I had just saw this pic today posted by a friend on Facebook. I shared it to my sister so when user posted that I just went to my fb to save that image to post just now haha!

Small and girthier. It's the act of stretching the hole that feels good.

-vchan

post hands

But of them sound terrifying ahahahah but probably the smaller girthier one. A long skinny dick doesn't actually make it feel as "full" I guess.
Oookie dokie handanon
~H

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*both
oops

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Him ofcourse, I cant compete

yeah i would imagine the dick expansion is felt a lot more than the actual cum

honestly even as a guy i don't really get the appeal of creampie. i think it's a false association people make between amount of ejaculate and intensity of orgasm. but some of my most intense have been with little to none.

thanks babe those hands always brighten up the thread

Well im fucked. im long but thin.
what should i do? girls with smaller pussies seem to get stretched as fuck by the time they're my age 25

Fuck guys

when did you first find Yea Forums? what do you find appealing about it? which boards do you use most?

probably go to jail after the first couple of girls get fatally stabbed by your rapier there

Not funny. I recently hit her cervix and she bled and bruised for 3 days.
sadly i know shed prefer me thicker

I wasn't joking. its safest for everyone if you cant fuck.

Awh thanks user!
hahaha ummm just tell them to do their kegels
My ex showed me. Mainly lurk gif, fit, s, and b. I mainly like the cringe or just reading and seeing how people's fucked up brains work lol

~H

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yo now you're single are you down to post nudes?

It’s an incredibly intimate thing, sharing that with a man and potentially opening yourself up to having his child.

Smaller girther is better to me personally.

I found Yea Forums when I was reading about the Libyan revolution in 2011. I mostly visit Yea Forums and /pol/.

~Anna~

I've heard someone say it was more pleasurable to get fucked when you have a full bladder. Can someone explain any difference between getting fucked with and without a need to pee

My husband showed me it, and I like going through /s/ /hc/ and Yea Forums the most

is there some way I can convince you to just come on here and post hair glamor shots a few times a week

In 2004.
I was a huge weeb at the time and I also liked gore.
A friend basically said that this place my be the best if both worlds so I checked it out and havent left since.

The appeal is being in a community of people that you have common ground with. A place to let out the stuff we probably normally couldnt in real life.
I mainly just stay here on Yea Forums

I know that feel. This is why I despise long dicks.
I thought It was internal bleeding and i was dying lol
Shit felt terrible.

I personally dont enjoy it too much but in theory I could understand it.
The bladder sits on top of the vaginal canal basically so a full bladder could possibly make it a bit more "snug"

However I usually just find it a bit uncomfy.

But I typically hold it because its better to pee after sex than before.

-vchan

Like what?

Not really lmao I actually think I had a little bit of self awareness/respect eeep
I don't like it ahaha I just feel like I'm going to wizz when I cum. Not cute or fun

~H

I'm not sure, thats why I'm asking. what would motivate you to do that?

>I had a little bit of self awareness/respect
disgusting. fix that.

Christ I made this thread over 6 hours ago I wasn't expecting for it to still be going this strong.

How's everybody's Morning/Night going so far?

_S.D.

Yes, it's a problem.. i'm too god damn good for myself :/
Pretty good! Can barely walk because I've started gym again, but great otherwise :3
How are you?

~H

At the moment being I'm working on projects but all in all I'm doing alright

this is the first time i've been on Yea Forums in i think years? funny to see how slow it is now - even kind of cosy.

Do you enjoy giving bjs? Why?

Dude I can understand feeling a little insecure about her useing a larger dildo because you think it means you aren't enough to satisfy her. Even though that particular fear is usually unfounded, it is at least understandable. Unlike your concern that she'll ruin your enjoyment of sex by stretching her vagina out with a sex toy. Even if that was possible, how does her being a bit looser make sex any worse for you? If tighness makes a difference to you you're either a chronic masturbator desensitized by death grip or you have a micropeen.

When was the last time you had sex? How was it? Do you use sex as a weapon or to get what you want?

t. raging incel
vaginas aren't that long you know... actually you most likely do not