Bored femanon

Is P==NP?

Do you like gladiator movies, Bobby?

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Timestamp too.

Tits or gtfo

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Jesus Christ, when are these woman gonna learn to fucking timestamp

not a woman. old pis are old

full frontal nudez plz

Post tits and timestamp whore or GTFO

Bored in the trailer park since CPS took your kids away?

>those stretchmarks

wew

y u gotta be mean?

I watched a lot of them while stationed at Drambuie

spread that pussy

until we get timestamp being mean is the only reason to be in this thread

Snap?

Timestamp, nude, with a sharpie in your bellybutton, otherwise I'll be forced to assume you're just a bored autist like the rest of us

prollymadethis4ya
kik me op

Listen......im new here and im trying my best

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Honest try. I'll give you that. Rocking tits too!

Ashville? Not to far from you but I'd only fuck you without anybody knowing, I prefer my bitches with less of what ya got.

Nice bb
Jam fingers in

Head east on 40 for a few hours and come fuck me.

You Sure it's safe posting your full address online like this?

I get it

No but honestly I don't really care.

Well welcome, i just got dubs so now i get snapchat, thats the law of the land

Put something big in your cunt.

Dont have snap sorry bro

You live in Ponder Hall???

What do you study?

Give me boob

do a proper timestamp you faggot

Damn, i like you even more for not being normie now

Give me boob.

Maybe. Why? You go to unca?

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Might have seen you... were you in the commons earlier? Post a pic of your face.

When's the baby due?

I would hug you and watch a movie.

T I M E S T A M P

Lol, you're feeling how I felt when I found out I was classmates with Layne from

Move your hand

haha I get it

someone will have to repost.

Is this fat bitch retarded? No timestamp

Finger inside asshole?

no face here but we can kik

We already covered this. She deleted the pic

Upside down with a bowl of eggs in front of you

Let me see your tits with your face, and timestamp you fucking clown. Do you not know the rules of Yea Forums?

Tits or gtfo.

tits or gtfo

If you already dropped a timestamp, sharpie in asshole.

timestamp

issk62

astr0naughtyy if you want me to cum for you

Fat girls who still don't have tits or ass are proof of a real, active, and cruel god

buggyprophecy, also in nc

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Moar? Not gonna lie, you’re hot as fuck

Excellent
Fingers in holes nao

whats ur kik?

In NC as well. Hit me up and I will shoot my load for you.

Would you go out to dinner with me this weekend?

You look like you might have really pretty eyes. you should tie a little bandana and take a close up of your glasses.

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>Bold strategy cotton, let's see if it works out.

Get more in there.

I just wanna see your tits

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fingers in asshole

spread your hole open and show off your clit

What's it like to wear an underwire bra all day?

Tits?

...

Not me I dont have long hair

No shes not

No thanks I already have plans

Write down the time somewhere. I have a feeling there is some samefag going on here.

Timestamp - Write the date and time on a piece of paper or on your body so we know that this is happening now today and these are not pictures from Google.

Pretty eyes, what are you majoring in?

Do you have any nipple clamps, clothes pins, or potato chip bag clip, to put on your nipples?

And, you are quite pretty.

They are pretty! Though I'm undecided if I like your glasses on or off.

so, what would give you pleasure

Have you ever eaten pussy?

How about dinner the following weekend? Or are you not interested in meeting anyone from on here?

got any thongs you can put in?

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You ever visit ? Any cool interests?

What’s with the ring on your finger?

Op is a faggot. No time stamp=some neckbeard fucking around

How many guys have you had sex with?

What kinks are you into?

Not interested sorry

story time?

2 guys 1 girl and its more like what aren't my kinks

suck on a finger?

Very good. So why did you post this thread? Do you get off to posting your own pics?

its my grandmas ring. I wear it because she gave it to me.

No worries, it was worth a shot, but I fully understand why you wouldn't want to.

Cool

put stuff in your asshole for us already

Honestly? a little yeah. but mostly I'm bored

Got the Daddy kink? Into being tied up and forced to orgasm over and over again by Daddy, to punish you for being such a dirty girl?

I see, so what are your kinks if you have any of them?

not really the daddy part but the rest yeah

What is your record for the most times that you have come in one day?

...

Who was the girl?

How blind are you without your glasses? You would look good with contacts, although the glasses have a vibe of their own.

I was gonna ask the same thing.
Also what was the last movie you watched?

feet and ass?

I've never counted but a lot. its gone up exponentially since I started using Yea Forums. theres porn everywhere

cool

I have

i'm getting new glasses in like a week and im pretty blind

How would you feel about videoing you coming, and post the video for us to enjoy?

Hng god damn your hot
Make yourself cream and show it to us

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a girl I went to school with. her name was lucy
last movie was bloodfest

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what can we do to make you come

What did she look like? What did she taste like?

add me babe. alandavidson1

sharpie pooper as well

have you had your fill of attention

she had shoulder length auburn hair and the cutest fucking nose. she had a really tiny body and a cute round butt. she tasted like pussy. I dont know how to describe it. good clean sweet pussy

sure I guess. I am kind of an attention whore

let's hope not. she's chill and fappable for sure.

Why are women so fucking stupid? Is it on purpose or are you acting?

post your KIK or skype

FAAAAAAAAKE

Im not acting. Im not fucking retarded but this is my firs thread. I started using Yea Forums last week

Formal-imagination

What does your pussy smell like right now? What does it taste like? Use your finger and let me know.

who is allyson

You American? Non-American here. I just wanted to ask are women in your cunt more open to experiment like you?

Im american

courtney?

Show your feet

>white
so how big is your dog

cool

if you're trying to guess my name you're cold

if you met a guy, and dated for several years and knew him to be your perfect partner in every single way that truely mattered to you, and you found out he was a pedo (never touched a kid or seen cp for purposes of discussion), would you be ok with that?

What if had seen/owns/been with a minor?

i swear to god this chick looks stupidly like my ex. the room in the backround even looks like her room. this is weird and i have mixed feelings about this.

I have an idea of what they might look like, but they prob aren't my ideal. IDK, lets see lol

That's a nice ass trailer faggot. You live in a park? The boys call you "lot lizard"?

where are you from?

Do you have any tats?

lol that pic is like a year old i dont live there anymore

And?

southwest michigan.

Appears we have a legit one Yea Forums

Just wanted to drop in and say that you have a pretty decent looking bust size, don't let it get any bigger though.

someone asked?

What is the biggest and strangest thing you've had in your pussy?

post the last girl you fucked.

>The boys call you "lot lizard"?
That's a truck stop whore idiot...

Did they call you lot lizard? Answer the fucking question whore then gape your pussy so we can see your cervix

>"let it"
like I can control it

Prove it faggot

Then fucking leave newnigger

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Answer to the second question?

no they didnt because I didnt live in a traler park. just a trailer on family property in bum fuck nc

I can only speak for myself

Fuck me. Baby

I feel like you could, but you might have depression that's keeping you from getting in physical activity.

New-femanons kek, I've seen it all

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NC has the highest per capita people living in a trailer. Totally unexciting for her to have been in one.

Ok. Now open your pussy so we can see your cervix

you'd kind of be right about that. I used to be a swimmer and then I got depression

Surely you jest....

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lot lizards

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The quality of the trailers varies massively though. I've known plenty of girls who lived in mobile homes way nicer than the apartments Durham hoodrats occupy.

Mommy you're gorgeous! Do you wanna play with my small little penis and tease me? My kik is wrongwroks and the pic is me

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Ever go deer hunting? Lots of deer in southern Michigan.

Any ideas why it came about? Have you tried therapy for it?

That is asmall dick guy

There are no ups without downs, no valleys without hills...

Still don't believe you nigger. You photoshopped that

Fucking beta bloc party kek

Knew someone up there that lived in a double wide, with an in ground pool, a jacuzzi, and they had a fishing pond. Good people.

That why I brought the link with me biotch...

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I'm seeing a therapist and she wants me to start taking antidepressants and anti anxiety meds but idk about it

Well, at least I told you, consider it an inside scoop.

Boobs are better small, they can always get bigger as you get older and your hips matter much more practically speaking, too many girls get lied to by idiots who think gigantic knockers are the end all be all to attractiveness. Pic related is a good example of it done right, although she is what I would consider a 10/10 so it's not like you find those everywhere.

Also, are you a fan of any video game series?
People keep telling me to buy a switch, think it's worth it?

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No shit. Open your pussy slut. Let's see that fuck hole already

stretchmarks are hot fam

Put the meds in your bum.

Do those make it so you cant cum like it can do to men?

I ain't clicking that shit nigger. You try'n to give me aids?

(You)

I don't jest, and don't call me shirley.

idk bro

The meds are the government trying to shut me down

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You must have just wrote that. I'm not falling for your trickery. Prove it faggot

do it you faggot. it'll make you feel a bit weird but overall improve some shit in your life.

Thanks for answering i guess. I like your eyes,They're lovely.

Doesn't make it so you can't cum. You just have to be focused on the fuckin and hard ons are the same and women cum the same. If me, they make me last longer, takes forever to cum but, when I do cum I cum hard as fuck, feels good.

yall want just straight up nudes? I'll post some but they're old and dont have any timestamp bullshit. mostly from when I was skinny too

What brings you to Yea Forums, and to a further extent, Yea Forums?

post a pic with sharpie in pooper

dp and get creamy already, stop talking

Look at this entire cursed board, of course Yea Forumsros want them

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You should! Just don't be afraid to come back to her and ask for a different medicine. There are a lot of ways to attack depression chemically.
Also, be willing to make friends not on Yea Forums.

Yeah you should post those

known about Yea Forums for a long time and I follow a bunch of Yea Forums pages on insta so said fuck it ill try. and Yea Forums because what else?

No. I want your current pussy stretched out. Open it up slut

And your kik

yeah do it

>You ever seen a grown man naked?

captain oveur said that, dufus

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Both!! Fuckin, no brainer.

You definitely missed Yea Forums's heydays, you have to dive through shit to find gold now. Honestly the other boards are showing better content nowadays, but Yea Forums offers gold on occasion, so I come back.

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she already posted it dumb cunt

timestamp sharipe across your ass and spread cheecks

Go for it.

Paranoia! but I agree. Pretty eyes girl!

It will improve your tardive dyskinesia
Lower your seizure threshold
Memory Issues
Increase your cholesterol
Limit your sex drive
No alcohol for you
How did I suddenly get RLS?
Memory issues
Drymouth
Probably gonna change your sleep

Really you could just leave here and take time for yourself while eating well and getting a walk once a day. Better than disabling yourself for life, possibly.

What do you like in a dude?

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Not op btw

I will slap the ever living fuck out of you...

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That's a skype handle hot shot.

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pussy shot

I know. 2 birds 1 stoning

Phat ass. Would fuck. Now for the pussy hole. You know how to gape?

i lived with a girl who was into forced orgasms for a while.
>she wasnt into actually giving anyone else orgasms though so it had to end

no its kik faggot (op here)

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i really hope your name isn't courtney.

I like em better heavier

Legit question, do people like Mr. Pussy stretch over here and the like not freak you out, they make me uncomfortable even as a man.

I see this Everytime, what's the consensus?

stuff your pussy

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What does your pussy smell like right now? What does it taste like? Use your finger and let me know.

Fucking hot

liurk moar?
>its a global for a reason user. you put blood in the chum and the sharks show up/

four

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Awe im sorry but look, a steady stream of cute skinny grill OC

Youre the best OP

rekt cunt

Nice MS paint faggot. Still don't believe you

Do you ever taste your own pussy if so describe the taste

its not! not even close

How did you end up alone with a body like that gal

nothing wrong with lot lizards
>live down the road from a truck stop. have fucked many lot lizards.

How come those tits aren't pierced? Whats your kik?

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not really. I'm new to Yea Forums not the internet

Because its disgusting

loose some weight

Who invited Chad?

It floats my boat

Open your beta pussy faggot. This is Yea Forums Fucking deal with it. Are you going to ask her to prom? Perhaps lay off the soy
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Yes! I love it.. after a good fuck, it can be a bit sweaty but I dont know how to describe the taste

>edgefags rise

Can you not

i was anorexic for a little but, then got healthier, then I was a damn good swimmer, and not I dont have time to swim and am sad

good. im glad. that actually takes a load odd my mind. my apology. you just look shockingly like my ex and to be honest, it's been over a year and im still not over it.

I want to pierce them but no money and already posted it go find it

Have you had a baby?

Im sure making time to swim is the least of your stuff but you should do that if you feel that way

trying to

No several branding irons fell on my stomach in the exact same manner as stretch marks

Crazy right

What caused your areolas to get so much paler.

i have not.

ha ha not me
but no I gained a lot of weight quickly and now I have strech marks

Im pale everywhere

>the guy who gets mad when the drive thru girl makes conversation

FUCK OFF foot fag. No need to have another thread ruined for your enjoyment.

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We have porn on here all day, I'm not asking to see her ass because I don't really want to, assuming I'm just not really interested what else am I supposed to say?

Besides, sounds like you got it covered anyway.

Tell us what your pussy tastes like?

Oh dear. Im sure your muscles and bones are all helter skelter. You gotta find a man to take care of you. The body is great. I love looking at you in clothes so much I wont even care when things get to business.

Is there a decent pool on campus you could use?

like pussy. idk dude cant describe it

Vagina

fuck yeah we have a nice pool. but I have no free time when the pool is open

lol

I don't really get why you would do this, because, in all fairness, you're a pretty decent girl.

Why would you degrade yourself in such degree just to get attention?

Would you ever put something spicy, like hot sauce or a hot pepper on your clit?

Keep going

I'm not degrading myself, these fags are. and its more i guess that i'm lonely and want to talk to people

no

Working full time? I had endless free time at a school much more intense than unca.

Well...damn...

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Depression. Its probably hard to get this attention otherwise. On another note why are you complaining?

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I have 2 part time jobs and a lot of homework and meetings and the pool is open like 4 hours a day

Jesus fucking christ why are we even giving her attention? SHE IS FUCKING UGLY.

Saggy pale tits with no nips.
Fucking stretch mark city. Looks like a subway map of NY with all those lines.

I think she has a beautiful body

Who did you take these for yesterday?

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I would like to titfuck you. Thoughts?

not op, but if my bf told me he was a pedo that hadnt touched anyone id be ok with it. not sure about if he had.

4 hours? What the fuck. The pool at State is open like 16+ a day

Maybe i can help with that, lol and the kik you posted din't work.

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Let the Yea Forums tards just Yea Forums tards