Oldfag containment thread: Nut-crust edition

Oldfag containment thread: Nut-crust edition

I'm forming an archive I'd like to share with you all. Feed your nostalgia ITT if you don't afraid of anything and want to go far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. We laugh, we cry, bust most important we never die.

(Please Bump with dank content)

Dank Memes:
youtube.com/watch?v=nANUBd21mq8&t= - Last two men on Earth
youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8 - Porkchop Sandwiches
youtube.com/watch?v=nZ8893vESUM - Bubble Buddy YouTube Poop
youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y - I like turtles
youtube.com/watch?v=9jjQ47V2tb8 - Harry Potter Puppet Pals
youtube.com/watch?v=eAoR4h6SQGg - WTF
youtube.com/watch?v=6joOVjEemh4 - Badger Song
youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs - End of the World
youtube.com/watch?v=TYHTr2Z82Ao - Ventrillo Harassment
youtube.com/watch?v=xmRk80Yy-oM - Ownage Pranks Chinese Restaraunt
newgrounds.com/portal/view/495979 - Street Fighter Collab
newgrounds.com/portal/view/13264 - The Final Dump
newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers - Salad Fingers collection
newgrounds.com/portal/view/147923 - RAB
newgrounds.com/collection/xiaoxiao - Xiao Xiao
newgrounds.com/portal/view/205050 - That one song

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0
youtube.com/watch?v=gDsj5UZ_1bA
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs
youtube.com/watch?v=UqWwsUhrFBw
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978&t=2s
youtube.com/watch?v=FKOiO7-2oCk
youtube.com/watch?v=AOOXpnJg-Ao
youtube.com/watch?v=YfYYUsA9VpE
youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA
youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ&t=192s
youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
youtube.com/watch?v=WRbuvKYKI54
dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/
miniclip.com/games/heli-attack-2/en/
kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/sonny
crazygames.com/game/the-last-stand
addictinggames.com/funny-games/interactivebuddy.jsp
newgrounds.com/portal/view/118826
miniclip.com/games/bush-shoot-out/en/
youtube.com/watch?v=sXX5drqRD9s
youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
youtube.com/watch?v=5V0HYeWQ7u8
youtube.com/watch?v=Gqjln6Gy-Ak
youtube.com/watch?v=K-CTiY-1tqA
youtube.com/watch?v=_SzmiNH8pnU
rule34.paheal.net/
funny-base.com/games/adult.html
lemonparty.fr/
shockchan.com/bme-pain-olympics/
shockchan.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/
youtube.com/watch?v=e66xq3eBLm0
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5987e8511aa62
rulesoftheinternet.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Yea Forums:
youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0 - Space Peepol
youtube.com/watch?v=gDsj5UZ_1bA - Cereal & Milk
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs - Ding fries are done
youtube.com/watch?v=UqWwsUhrFBw - Banana Phone
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 - HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978&t=2s - Shfifty Five
youtube.com/watch?v=FKOiO7-2oCk - Bang Bang Bang
youtube.com/watch?v=AOOXpnJg-Ao - Time to bomb Saddam
youtube.com/watch?v=YfYYUsA9VpE - Nyancat
youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA - PB&J Time
youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk - Numa Numa
youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM - Mr. Troll
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ - Rick Roll
youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA - Chocolate Rain
youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4 - Llevan Polka
youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ&t=192s - Rubber Johnny
youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU - Hamster Dance
youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE - Crazy Frog
youtube.com/watch?v=WRbuvKYKI54 - Zombie Nation

/g/:
dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/ - Sand Game
miniclip.com/games/heli-attack-2/en/ - Heli Attack II
kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/sonny - Sonny
crazygames.com/game/the-last-stand - The Last Stand
addictinggames.com/funny-games/interactivebuddy.jsp - Interactive Buddy
newgrounds.com/portal/view/118826 - Madness Interactive
miniclip.com/games/bush-shoot-out/en/ - Bush Shootout
youtube.com/watch?v=sXX5drqRD9s - Metal Gear Awesome
youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA - MK
youtube.com/watch?v=5V0HYeWQ7u8 - Halo CE
youtube.com/watch?v=Gqjln6Gy-Ak - Persona 3 FES OP
youtube.com/watch?v=K-CTiY-1tqA - Ape Escape
youtube.com/watch?v=_SzmiNH8pnU - KH

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Porn:
rule34.paheal.net/
funny-base.com/games/adult.html
Brazillianass.com
40oz Bounce
Late Night HBO with Cartoon Network on the "back" button in case your parents come in

Shock:
lemonparty.fr/
shockchan.com/bme-pain-olympics/
shockchan.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/
Rotten.com
Blue Waffles go good with Special Fried Rice

Warm regards,
- Sage

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Bump

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> Get home from school
> Smoke weed out of a dented can
> Eat chicken tendies/nuggies
> Try to beat Halo 1 on Legendary

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The number of nights I sat in those threads.

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Ya but have you ever been in a candleja

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Bumping for more.

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Humanity is and always has been invested with mental parasites that alter their action, causing them to hate, murder, infect others, cause conflict, among other things.

These parasites are virus-like ideas. Memes, in the original meaning of the word. Religions and political ideologies are infested with them. Contrary to Dawkins it is possible to be religious without being a tool for parasitic memes, but this involves having the proper perspective of what religion is, which should have nothing to do with making claims about the external world.

If you think you are immune to this, you are the most vulnerable. We are all infested.

Since the rise of the internet and social media we've seen an acceleration of the evolution of ideas both symbiotic and parasitic memes and a pandemic of the former as numerous new infection vectors have opened up. Internet memes, the mostly benign germs of the meme world, are but one example.

We are in the middle of World War III, a memetic war, where ideas are both weapons and the true enemy. ISIS, conservative culture warriors / SJW's, the rise of conspiracy theories, the war on terror, the ever-growing media spectacle, are all symptoms of this.

We've opened Pandora's Box and there is no closing it. Before the internet TV, radio, cheap travel, and the printing press worked similarly, but the internet is qualitatively different. Cultural change is only going to continue to accelerate, which will in turn facilitate greater cultural change in a feedback loop. The Singularitarians are short-sighted in considering only machine intelligence, and not the power of millions of human brains being networked together via the internet. We are experiencing a "cultural singularity" right now.

Which will win? Will it be the symbiotic memes that replicate by benefiting their host, or the parasites that do it at their hosts' expense like the ISIS death cult? Will memes destroy the world, or liberate us?

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ayy lmao

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hey, alright there, edgelord..

Too soon?

There is no need to be upset.

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Yes fucker

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Thanks, doc

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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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That’s fucking stevo-o
Also checked

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How did you know it was me? I used a brand new pseudonym today.

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What

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Yo this is crazy, I was just playing with my Fingerbox for the nostalgia and came across this thread.

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ITT: Newfags pretend to be Oldfags

t. Oldfag

septillion would blow the dust off that pussy

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user, I...

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>Badger Song
Oh man- the web site's gone. The swf file's gone. It's now a YouTube video? World's gone to shit.

Me in this thread.

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I had this exact model and color. Me and my friends would take it to school, strip malls, anywhere we could do the most damage.

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youtube.com/watch?v=e66xq3eBLm0

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Who's the chick in the picture?

Read the filename, newfag.

It's Pamela Anderson.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5987e8511aa62

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holy shit, I was the second reply to that post. Can't believe someone screen capped that. I've finally made my mark on history I guess.

Sure, user. Refer to rule 82.

rulesoftheinternet.com/

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Based and dogpilled

Too fucking soon, mang