How should i adress the sitatuion if i know my roomate is dead in the other room because i know he abused drugs and...

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They aren’t going to give a shit about that.
Just explain your situation and tell them you tried to help him with his drug problems before and you couldn’t get through to him. Don’t try to cover it up whatever you do just call 911 and they will take care of it. Take anything you may not want them to see like any drugs of yours and put them up it’s okay if it’s his and it’s in his room with him it will just be taken and used as evidence to prove his death by accidental suicide.

Ment to say
>this

>op is a faggot
is anyone surprised?

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>They aren’t going to give a shit about that if you're white.

Hide your drugs outside the house (not in your car, stupid asshole), call 911.

pictures or it didn't happen

you'll make Internets history

very rarely is a dead corpse discovered and pix delivared

proceed

>posts this on Yea Forums and the first reply isn't to fill his dead roommate's ass with sharpies

op should fill his dead roommate's ass with taco bell hot sauce packets

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Call his family and invite them over telling them he had great news and a big announcement for them. Get balloons and a cake, set it up so it looks legit. Get some tunes playing and set up some timed party poppers, leave his door clearly labeled and ajar. Make sure youre not there when they get in. Theyll handle the situation from there
If youre lucky the poppers will go off just as the EMTs arrive

you cant be charged with posetion if you save someones life

call the police dumbass.

Call the police and turn yourself in for murder.

Act quickly because you may not have much time.

First. Most importantly. You MUST obtain a stuffed lion. A live lion would be better but lets BE REALISTIC HERE!

Take the stuffed lion and your stiff roommate outside.

Strap your roommate securely to the lion.

Go to the roof of the 10 story or higher building. Shit I forgot this step. I might be drunk.

Take all the fireworks (I told you to get fireworks right?)

Stick the fireworks up the lion and the roommates ass and light them..

Shove them off the roof!

Watch as the roommate and lion both spark and catch fire in mid-air.

Blast the Valkyrie music from Flash Gordon when this happens. DONT FORGET.

911 and state you came home and found your roommate unresponsive they will take him and try to revive him if not they will contact next of kin and they will have to deal with it no need to get the police involved

take some pics, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to get some great album art

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shit i meant hawkmen

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>Cum on his face
>Steal the money out of his wallet
>Burn the building down

Uhhhhh you just need to call the police, bro.

You're not gonna get in trouble or anything. You'll get in more trouble if you keep a dead body in your apartment for a long period of time. And you'll get in /even more/ trouble if you try to dispose of the body yourself, or something stupid like that.

Might also be nice to contact the dude's family, if he has any.

give his booty one last lickaroo

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the only poster you should be listening to, OP

Lol

Truth right here.

I love how casual you say that lmao

Uh, you take a pulse first?
Once that's outta the way call 911

This happened to me. Save yourself the trauma and just call 911.

Are you sure he’s ded? Go poke him with a stick or something. He’s probably just sleeping off a bender.

That's the rule before you go calling the cops. Get the stick of death.

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CALL THE FUCKING COPS