Behind the Spray Tan: the Real Donny T

I don't like him, but that claim is unfunded; man's a billionaire

Then maybe he should stop pretending that he's not 70 and drop the cornsilk combover

> tfw your collusion story falls apart and this is what you're reduced to
> 70 year old man uses cosmetics to improve appearance

make minerals great again

lol you faggot really going around calling shit natural/unatural like that ? Go stick your naturally forming dragon dildo bakc up your ass

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Who the fuck cares?

Hey, what's he doing outside?

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He'd be dead. But thats just assuming he had access to normal people health care prices at normal salary.

we actually don't know that for sure because he refuses to release his finances (gosh, I wonder why?). many people have estimated he only has a networth in the low hundreds of millions. while that sounds like a lot, it's far from the billions he insists (a little too much) that he has

I love how you covered the divots in his weak chin with black hair. Nigga never even had black hair.
I bet his beard is patch af anyway.

Well sorry for not believing "some estimations" opposing Forbes

then you arent an american

LOL that's exactly what i thought when i saw it. they also airbrushed his wrinkles.

Like the time he claimed he was a billionaire to the Deutsche Bank when really he was only worth 775 million.

Also, loser doesn't mean you can't be rich. Loser as a slang term can just mean someone who sucks, is unpopular, shitty, dumbass, faggot, etc.

Furthermore, loser also means someone who fails repeatedly. This loser has gone bankrupt repeatedly.

He's a fucking loser.

He's that rich kid in high school that no one likes, but because he has money many people just grit their teeth and say hi. But if it ever came down to it, no person would truly call him their friend. Because no one would trust the narcasistic ass fuck to ever have a soul and would never lend themselves to that concept with him.

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Yeah, I did that, I didn't just find a random picture on the interwebs that is widely spread; surely anyone not living under a rock for the last 3 years would know that, right?

So you were dedicated, wholeheartedly, to being a loyal citizen to President Obama for 8 years? You never, say, questioned every decision and ever made and refused to acknowledge his role as a legitimate president?

>He's a "loser" because I think he sucks

At least you tried.

My brother and Aunt traded toilet paper with Obama's face on it for x-mas several years back. They laughed and giggled about how fitting it was, because they hate him, and he's not their president.

Fast forward, Trump is in office. My mother is at my brother's for mother's day. I call her (they live on the other side of the country) to say happy mother's day. While on the phone she brings up if I had seen the news that day about something Trump did. Then a booming from the other side of the house:

"No treasonous mother fucker better speak ill of the President in my home! If you don't like the President, you can move out of the country!"

...

I want to mail him Trump toilet paper for Christmas.

Yep, he's a loser because I think he sucks.

That's how opinions work.

moron

Cool, he's not objectively a loser then, because slang implies opinions, and opinions are subjective garbage? Okay

hes a loser bc he fails at things, like running almost every business he's run into the ground; like going bankrupt every few years because he's a terrible business man; and getting taken advantage of by autocratic leaders like Putin and Kim Jong-Un by giving them whatever they want because they tell him what he wants to hear.

Loser.

I voted for Obama in 2008. Will probably vote for Trump in 2020, but it depends who the Dems nominate.

You're saying a 72-year-old man is old and bald? I dunno man, last time I believed people on the Russia collusion conspiracy - now I'm kinda skeptical of shit.

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I didn't claim opinions were subjective garbage.

You did.

Which would be your own opinion, making it subjective garbage. Good to know you think your own words are garbage.

>like running almost every business he's run into the ground

He has hotels and an estimated income of $324,000,000 a year, which is not billions, but definitely not a low sum; failing at branding of new products is actually quite common for any businessman; hardly a reason to call one a looser when he has other business standing well.

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>$324m income
No, that'll be revenue. You still have to subtract expenses.

He honestly looks better, I have no idea why he thinks that comb-over and spray tan looks good

He is if you live in the US

His scalp is all dimpled with hair plugs and would probably look horrible shaved

That only works if his head is perfectly shaped, which I seriously doubt.

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butt ugly and really stupid too

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are the balls in his mouth??

How about this one

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fuck, I'm no Trump fan but I think eyepatch Trump is easily 100x more badass looking.

Now that's a SOLID Bond villain

Kinda looks like Martin sheen

We would honestly be better off without anyone in the White House than this buffoon

I cringe every time he opens his mouth

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kane from c&c

gotta say this is less unflattering and more realistic than most attempts at this and I like that, even though I think Trump is a fuckin animal

Well he's president and you aren't sooo...

Hot air and pig shit.

This is why he suddenly got McConnell and Graham on his side.