Help me name my new bird

They're mean fucking birds.

I have we've had since a chick, he's about 15 now. At first he would sit on my chest and we'd be able to stroke his back for hours. Now he's older he's not that much into human contact, but he'll sit on my shoulder, sing his head off and fall asleep while I'm playing GTA for hours.

He'll be dead soon, and I'm really fucking dreading it

Don't keep them locked up in a cage them dummy

My bird roamed free around the house. It was even trained to only shit in the cage. It developed a weird tumor and we had to put it down

Kanye Nest or Chick Jagger. Or maybe Sunny?

poor leno

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The tumor would explain its behavior, then.

Hitler Jr

Sorry to hear that bro
That doesnt make sense...

If dubs call it Rocky

Direwing

Why would it? It was almost 11 years old. I doubt it was brewing for almost a decade. It was a sweet and salty bird. It liked to rest on you, sang your ear off, but would bite you if you tried to touch its head.

Thanks, man. It was hard, but poor thing wasn't even eating its seed anymore.

if he bites, call him jack. like jack the ripper.

Name one Onyx, name the other Opal

>He'll be dead soon, and I'm really fucking dreading it
The average lifespan for cockatiels is 25 years. Some live past 35.

Birb

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NIGGER Boy!

Pretty-boy Floyd

Nigger Faggot McShit Eater

benis

Mr gray like dreamcatcher

Peter because it's another word for cock.

Cat

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yay i like small wing animals

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Morty

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charlie

Professor Pink Cheeks

Aspartame.

Retrograde

nigger

Bord

>Bordie the birdie

Kevin

Do it!!!