ITT: We work in an office

I let that darn 173 out into the office again, anyone seen it?

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Vin Diesel! I've been waiting for you!

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I have invincibility cock sniff

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Fuck this shit. I'm going home.

Don't worry Mr. Diesel, I've got you covered, I'll take him out

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Guys HR just called and said what were doing goes against humanity itself

I need a break.Im gonna smoke some cigarettes on the roof

>puts magazine in AK-47 and racks a round
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FIRE ME, BOB? FUCK YOU!

b-bbbb-bu-but m-m-m-mmy st-sta-stapler

No need to pretend, I actually do work in an office. Office politics are very real.

NIGGER!

I wonder how the interview with that new intern is going

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Blow your fucking nose

shit... who is the fucker who left the bunch of kinder gardeners in the conference room locked again for several days?!??!
Half of them are fucking dead already
I need to conduct a business meeting to talk about delayed tendies shipment

GREG, YOU SHITWIPE, I NEED THOSE FUCKING TAX REPORTS

Man I was front office sales to a major competitor to Whirlpool and being sandwiched between engineers, billing, reception, hr, and the presidents office is FUCKED. Never again.

Uh. Sauce please.

Heyyy Tom, have you finished those reports? You did? Nice.

Hey Jane... Was looking for a reason to fire Tom and hire you but hes just too damn competent. What? You argue for equality? And you have no idea how to do the work?? And you are incompetent?

Tom you're fired.

>YAASSSSS QUEEN SLAY
Guys don't you just feel so much more comfortable when women are in charge. I mean think about all the dumb shit we do, i wouldn't want a male leader in charge of anything

hey guy did i miss anything? i stepped outside for a quick lunch break
looking good, tom
why do you look so depressed though?

MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES

Please stop shitting on the bathroom floor. This is the 3rd time this week! The cleaners have decided not clean this up anymore which will leave to pick up the job.

Tony

got into chloes pants last night after work. sad to see that she had a bigger dick than mine. worse that she wanted to fuck me instead of vice versa. havent had sex in a while so i thought why not

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FUCK

This was a personal email meant to be sent to a close friend. I did not mean to send this to everybody's work-related inbox. I am sorry for any distraught this has caused. Also sorry to Chloe, I know I didn't have you're permission to film you exposed as really being a dude (its a security camera in my office that's all). But I had a great time so call me?

Kind Regards,

Paul

Fuck you tony you nigger

how long are we talking?

fuck off susan, got a lot of work to do this morning. keep that shit at home or else I'm calling HR

Hello Tony,

This is Marco, from HR.
As I previously mentioned to you and the others, our indian employees are not yet used to going number two in the designated stalls.
We have to ease them into it and to go within their pace of adapting to our culture.
Please be understanding or I will have to report this incident to Ashton and xer will not like you being so intolerant.

fuckin street shitters

hey, you better be a nigger and my boss if you want me to suck the soul out of you

mate it was a solid 6.5 inches, girthy as well

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This is Marco from HR

I advise to keep this communication civil or else xer will have to come and give you a warning.
Neither xers or my job is to police you all.
We all have to be tolerant and polite towards our minroty hires.
I would advise, in the future, to sign your email with your full name and your badge ID.

I love it ...im OCD as fuck and love clean and straight

George stop watching porn in the office again you got an ultimatum remember if you get fired you won't have another opportunity with your sex- offender registration

Hi Marco,

This is unexceptionable, I feel disgusted for not knowing that the minority Indians were just going to the bathroom in their cultural way. I suggest we have a work ethics lesson where we all learn to shit on the floor like our Indian friends. That way they will feel more invited into our office space. This may help with the language barrier as I still don't understand a word they say

Tony

Thank you very much for your suggestion about the work ethics. I absolutely agree with you on that and I want to thank you for understanding the situation and putting yourself in their shoes.
Life can get really hard when you are a refugee like them but we wouldn't know because we are both men and white.
Besides the work ethics you already suggested, I will talk to Ashton and have xer implement a weekly one hour afterwork program where we apologize to our minority hires for being straight white men.
Thank you very much for being so understanding.

Peace and Love,
Marco

Fuck you

John in Accounting

this is an unexceptionable condition to keep the office fridge at!

I advise all employees to maintain stock to their own accord by bringing in lunch at least 3 times a week.

I get very hungry and this is my only food sauce to eat at.

kevin

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This is Chris from the mail room. I’m going to have to ask that employees stop having sexual or otherwise inappropriate items shipped to them through the office mailing address. 3 of my associates have already suffered physical and/or mental injuries as a result and if this continues I’m going to have to get corporate involved.

Hi Marco,

I got a blind copy of the previous email, for ethical reasons, I must confess I agree with Tony, actually I'm 1/128 Paki/Indian myself and I've been doing this practice (shitting on the floor) in my house very often, it is very advantageous because it realese the stress and you become more productive, that's why I strongly suggest we should all be doing in also it strengthen our bonds with the culture of our Indians employees, a actually I'm writing this email from my phone and I'm shitting in from of your office.

Best Regards,
Allan

Hello John,

This is Ashton. My pronouns are xer, xes, and xerxes
I will not have one of our employee be so bigoted and offensive with any of our employees regarding gender, sexual identity, religion, skin color, ethnicity, culture, preference in gaming platform (because games are f***ing awesome) or pizza topping (pizza is life).
I will have you come by my desk and present me your badge and you can stop worrying about coming to work tomorrow or in the future.

Ashton,
Pronouns - xer, xes, xerxes
Chief of Operations

Chris, leave my fuckin fleshlights alone you god damn mongoloid

John in Accounting

Hello Marco,

I regret to inform you that you have been terminated from your current position in HR. This is due to an Indian minority Pajeet recently starting at the company who needs for the salary to finance his 2 child wives and 7 children. As you are a white straight male in a higher management position, I will have to let you go. I wish you all the best in your future career endeavours.

PS. I've always loathed you

Company CEO,
Liz

i'm skipping that shit

Sam from management

Shut up you transgender freak

John in Accounting

Get the fuck back to work. I’m not paying you to dick off.

Why is there semen in the bathroom?

Hello Liz,

Marco here. I completely agree with your decision and I support it, however, I don't mind still working for your company without pay because I feel honored to help them out and be part of such a Politicallyy Correct company.
I am also 1/54th british so I have to pay reparatinos for colonizing the indian population of India.
If you will have me, I will gladly keep working pro bono.

Thank you!
Marco,

Shalom everybody! How are all my workers doing?

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I think it was Jerome.

Sorry Beth, had a cheeky wank earlier to release some stress.

Chloe

I'll find those TPS reports, if you'd just give me a minute, that'd be great, thanks..

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Greetings all employees. You are all fired. I have decided to sell the company overseas and retire to the Philippine islands. Have a great life.

Nancy
Owner

Someone took a shit on the printer again.

Hey is that chloe?

Hello Marco,

A new position has opened up which I will glady offer you. After our cultural lessons with the Indians we will need a designated cleaner for this activity. As a role in a 'Loo Mover', you will need to move excrement from the floor to the toilet in order to make room for future cultural activities. Still interested?

Liz

fuck your stupid ass shit class

Sam from management

Ashton,

I will be closing ticket SDI7960655 as resolved.
Your laptop has been delivered to your desk.

Solution: The laptop has been taken to therapy and this has resolved the Domain Trust Issue.

Warm regards
Deepak

P.S. Off to the printer

Fuck off Goldberg, we all know it’s you who keeps stealing everyone’s wallets

fuck off nancy, you legally had to sell your stocks in this company due to that mental breakdown you had 4 years ago. i heard you have dementia now, please don't come back

Liz

Was it the Indian intern again?

That was me showing my colleagues how we do it in India

Pajeet

nah chloe is the chick with the dick. i think thats natalie

Sam you're fired. I will not tolerate or employ a nazi in my company.

Liz

Hey guise I'm starving it's lunch time, anyone knows where can I order food preferably Chinese food haha.

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Thank you for spreading your culture around our workplace Pajeet. I’d just prefer if you didn’t spread them all over my finance report.

Cathy from accounting

So, is there a ticket open for the printer Pajeet?

Deepak IT Admin

Office meeting at 3pm today. If you have any excuses for not being able to attend please let me know

Kevin

H..hey Jerome! W..what’s up my..uh..n..nigga? Up high my d..dude!

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John I swear to god the next one of these things that ends up in the mail room is going straight up your left nostril

alright you fuckers who took the skittles off my desk

Lmfao I love you Yea Forums

Sorry Kevin, but I’ll be trying to dig this tampon out of my pussy for next few hours. It went deep on me and I can’t seem to find the string anymore. If anybody is free I could appreciate the help.

Cathy

I saw a skittle in one of the Indians' shit piles. You should check it out.

Olga

i'm... burn this place to the ground... small coffee mugs... park across the road... weak point is the server room...

I saw a skittle in one of the Indians' shit piles. You should take a look.

Olga

Cathy you have the vagina of a humpback whale. Your best bet is to send in one of the interns with a snorkel and hope can claw it out of your monstrous snatch

i'm sure its a small inconvenience for you but better for all of us to be more socially aware.

hey Deepak,

Print is fucked after kevin took a huge in it. Marco is trying his best to clean it. But I think its broken. Could you look at it next chance you have?

cheers,
pajeet

Can you foward me to one of them? There’s a rotting smell starting to form and I’m beginning to worry. Thank you very much.

Cathy

shut the fuck up you don't even work here

Sam from mangement

Fuck off cracka

Hey Cathy I will be more than glad to help with your little problem.

Jerome from Safety and Hygiene

Cathy,

You stupid fucking bitch. I am tired of getting your shitty replies about a tampon getting logded up your vag for the 18th time this week. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking whore, your disgusting worm hole you call a pussy could adequately hold a tampon.

I have had enough. I am coming to kill you.

- Tom

jokes on you, they were cyanide. i was planning on going full jonestown on this office

Damn, you should've given me one. Anything to get out of this hellhole.

Hi everyone,

Derek here and I will be your new operations manager

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Shit in the coffee machine... I'll show you where to shit... air circulation is lowest in the basement... hack the electronic locks... burn this place to the ground...

Dearest Marcy,

Stop being such a cunt before I report you to HR. From here on out you are banned from all company social events due to the shit casserole incident.

-Johnathan

Hi Cathy,
This is a bullshit excuse. You don't even get your period anymore, you hag. Jenna from advertising told me. You're just looking to get fingered, you whore.

Regards,
Olga

FUCK YOU NIGGER, YOULL NEVER CATCH ME

Well I think you just killed kevin. he took a pretty colourful shit into the printer. I will have to report this to management.

Pajeet

Is it weird that I read this post and The Office theme immediately started playing in my head?

Thanks so much Jerome! I knew I could rely on such a big strong man like you. Maybe we can go out for some drinks later? I’ll show you something called the twist and pull if you want?

Oh piss off Tom, you’re just mad cause you think I gave you some made up bullshit called genital warts. I told you my pussy is so good it’s gonna give you goosebumps.

Cathy

*clears throat*

EVERYONE, EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

Excuse me. Mike, can you please... thank you.

Thank you everyone for coming, I know I pulled you away from things but this is important. Lately we have been getting complaints to HR about various employees. I wont say any names, but one smells like curry and wears a blanket on their head.

Anyway, its come to my attention that someone keeps shitting in the hallway and not the bathroom. If this is you, stop.

That is all

see me in my office immediately

eh

Listen here ya shmutz I had to for my son. how else am i going to food in his mouth?

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WHO FUCKING FARTED?!
>gunshot
>thud

Just cause I can still cum doesn’t you should get mad at me bitch. Go back to your impudent husband you miscarriage having cunt.

With love, Cathy

Hi Pajeet,

I will be up in a couple hours.
We have an emergency in the server room.
Someone tried to start server room on fire and is on priority.

youtube.com/watch?v=8PAxD_kyT6I

What the fuck do you think I do with them at home?

jeez get a load of that guy
quit puffing up your chest marcus, noone gives a shit about your antics
i am going to find that guy and shit up the hallway with him

what makes you think you will be able to catch him

Cathy,

You do have a sweet pussy. Reminds me of mamas cooking. Sorry for calling you a fucking bitch whore. Wanna come over and sit on my face?

- Tom

Put something in your mouth, pube head. Same thing your mother did for you.

Ok...

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I'll have you know the CEO has allowed these cultural activities to exist for ethnic bonding purposes. As a proud Indian I have shit and let others shit anywhere they like. I am applaud to read such derogatory remarks in the work place and will be speaking to Liz and Derek about this.

HR,
Pajeet

Hi again Cathy,
I hope the Indians shit on your desk next, maybe even your face, since you'd probably let them.

Xoxo,
Olga

Dear Olga,

Holy shit, chill out on Cathy, if words could kill you'd be a fucking serial killer.

P.S, we all saw that hammer and sickle wallpaper on your computer. Go get fucked, you commie whore.

- Johnathan

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Listen heyuh my cracka ass bitch. Ima fuck you allllllllll up ova dis sheeit right her.

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Good morning and Welcome Aboard Dereck,
I will be your instructor for the next couple of weeks, sadly with a little embarrassment I have to inform you the messenger who brought you the papers for the job application made a small mistake and mixed them, you were actually required for the position of Professional Shit Remover Specialist, but you need not to worry as I can fix all these very soon, once again thank you very much and Welcome,

Gladys Site Director and kitchen administrator

timed to get BLACKED son

Derek

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>reply@all
We need more lemon pledge.

-Consuela, Janitorial Staff/Sanitation Engineer

with my black man charm. also all white men secretly want BBC

Hi Johnathan!
I take that as a compliment! Besides, at least I don't have a tiny dick like yours.

Thanks,
Olga

Pajeet,

You're making me real mad. I dont know what I'll do but i'm gunna start yelling AND THEN I WHIP OUT MY GUN!

- Tom

Sorry Tom, but I need a real man. Someone who can fill me up just right. As much enjoyment as I get from watching a pathetic little man like you squirm underneath my misshapen ass. I’d rather be dominated by someone who can match my speed

Hi Gladys

Derek is in the right position. that position was given to marco after i fired him. if a mistake like this happens again i will have to remove you.

CEO
Liz

Consuela,

I have contacted ICE and alerted them to your whereabouts.

MAGA you bitch

- Tom

Hello, Olga.

Of course you would know how big it is because you've fucked every male employee here. No wonder your husband left you, you're looser than a 80 year old man's nutsack.

Thats it! Ya outta here goy!

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Tom,

We all know you were a school shooter and that youve spent most of your life in juvi. please don't repeat your mistakes

pajeet

Such a warm and inviting person you are Olga. And here I thought we were friends. I even gave you an Alaskan Log Jammer. But I guess that’s whats expected when you’re just a heartless bitch.

Cathy

Eh no.

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Hello I am Jorge I am from Mexico lindo and I am going to be a part of this bussiness starting now

Cathey,

This Josh. I herd yu wan secs.

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Oho, since you stole my fucking casserole recipe, I've hated your guts, Cathy. I think you're the real heartless bitch, here.

Olga

Atta boy, Tom

John in Accounting

By the way my sons bar mitzvah is this weekend if anyone wants to come and give him money.

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*calls ICE from the break room*

Hi Jorge,

I happy to offer you a position as a janitor. as you are an illegal immigrant, you will only be paid a third of a minimum wage take it or leave it.

Liz

Get the fuck back on your side of the wall you wetback retard

>have important document to print
>tries printing it
>"PC LOAD LETTER"

What the fuck is this?

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¡Hola mi amigo Jorge¡ Como te amos?

Pablo From Foreign Relations

Pajeet,

Imagine being a dirty indian like yourself. Constantly secreting a morbid smell from your. Everyone fucking hates you faggot. Just sayin

- Tom

No

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uhm, yeah, is this tom? marcus just hit jeb with a chair. he is now talking in some weird patoir (?) and applying the shit out of the hallway to his face. ive had enough of his misguided racist behavior. do something about it or i will tell lucas next time at dorcia
xoxo

No.
-Consuela, Janitorial Staff/ Sanitation Engineer

Look you stupid bitch do you think I really care about this stupid job, you hired Derek because that fuvking nigger have a buck cock, you know he's a fucking dumbass incompetent and you knew I was looking for a replacement for Marco but now I understand you did all this mess just to have that nigger near of you you cock craving transexual, that's right you are not a real female you degenerate fuck,

Don worry replying me I quit, have a nice day,

Gladys

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tom you're a half breed chink who killed 15 kids at aged 16 because you couldnt get any pussy. even that slut olga wouldnt open her legs for you, you ugly cunt. you're lucky to have this job only cos you're related to the CEO

pajeet

Don’t kid yourself, you got that mediocre trash of rat feces you call a recipe off of buzzfeed. Maybe that’s why your husband barely even looks at you while struggle to get him hard.

Love, Cathy

Are we still getting hung up on that consuela thing? When is the 4channel fusion scheduled for anyway?

Hey, John, you got that report finished yet? Karen says she needs it.

This is tom. Are you implying that Marcus, a black man, is being racist? That's impossible. CNN told me niggers cant be racist. Cathy, you need to check your white privliages at the door.

- Tom

fuck you Consuela, I call the shots here. I only want Jorge because you do such a shite job. plus you wont clean any of the shit on the floor

Liz

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Wow, Tom, be careful with those four zeroes haha. I gotta tell Mike in accounting about this.

Pajeet,

IM GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU YOU STUPUD POO IN THE LOO. I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE. I'M COMING

- Tom

P.s eat shit

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ugh i told you that you dont know marcus. and dont go confusing me with that cathy broad tom, you redneck piece of shit. i dont see why we should be bothered by the fallout of your last weekend (heard some nasty stuff about it btw)

Ladies, care for an office threesome? Promotions and orgasms are what you're gonna get. my office 10 minutes

Derek

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I"M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

Dear Tom,

Don't do it, man, HR will have your ass if you hurt him. They'll send the PC polive after you, and the white revolution isn't ready yet!

- Johnathan

Good morning Cathy do you still need assistance with the thing stuck in your pussy?

Bill Cosby External Consultant

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Shut up Steve

I will fuck you bloody bastard

pajeet

I'm reporting you to HR. I WILL NOT TOLERATE RACISTS IN MY OFFICE.

Hello Liz,

We have heard of your trouble with Consuela and we wonder if you'd be interested in our cleaning package? We're a very serious organization.

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Sounds good to me Derek, I’ll finally get to be with a real man once in a while. Just know that I’m a squirted, and it’ll get messy ;)

Cathy

Bitch I am the CEO

Liz

Go ahead, tell me more. Consuela is a useless bitch

EVERYONE, EXCUSE ME. YES, THIS IS TOM AGAIN.

I need everyone's attention here. Cathy, Marcus, Pajeet, Derek, Consuela and everyone else. Thank you.

Well, HR says Marcus is black so they cant fire him for stealing the ink toner. They also said Pajeet can no longer shit in the hallway but is allowed to shit outside on the street as shitting publicly is some sort of religious thing. I don't know and I dont get it.

Additionally, its come to my attention that one of our new migrant workers has sent this photo around to all the women in the office. I dont know which one it was but i'm gunna find out.

Pic related

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say sorry to olga by eating her minge, then licking my cum off her face. sound good?

now wheres that slut olga

Cathy you do know there are rumors about Derek's health, apparently he has A-I-D-S don't tell anyone shhhh

Please stop Consuela from answering the receptionists phone. we are getting many confused complaints from costumers and clients

Can we just fire that bitch?

- Johnathan

Just to be clear before we proceed we can either offer cleaning staff replacement or actual cleaning as in ahem you know slightly removing your current employee

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sure only if you do it to her face.

Liz

Eat shit and die idiot, I’ll never eat her filth.

I don’t mind honestly, cause two positives turn into a negative. ;)

Cathy

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::steals office supplies::

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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE JUST FIRE CONSUELA ALREADY

cleaning staff replacement is what we need. im sick of the office stinking of shit. cant eat my lunch in my office anymore

Lucky for me, I'm free on Friday.

-Johnathan

Cathy you need reinforcement on PEDMAS and school math.

Best Regards Allan from IT

We need your help in the boiler room Sheamus

I've planted a bomb somewhere in the building and it will explode in 1 minute

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This is Nigel in the server room.

Who keeps flapping their dick through the mail slot? The penile light shadow is disrupting my backups.

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Hello, as you may have been informed, I am the bomb in your building. I'll be sharing the office with you guys.

With your help, I'm sure I'm going to have an explosive future at this company!

The bomb explodes, collapsing the entire building and killing everyone who was inside

HEY DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO
YOU'RE JUST THE MIDDLEMAN MATE I'LL EXPLODE WHENEVER IT DAMN PLEASES ME

I will break down your door and fuck you in the eyes.

-Johnathan

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SIKE

which one of you FUCKERS ate my casserole

my name was on that shit, if i find you i'm going to tear you a new one

Choke on your balls Allan, you’re just some nerd geek I would’ve bullied in high school. Go take a shower you smelly fagnerd.

With great sincerity, Cathy

I'll just fucking break into your house, whore!

-Johnathan

I'm sorry I'm just struggling, it's my first day here
I'll invite you to lunch if you want

- The bomb

That was me. You can have what remains of it when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Chris, mailroom supervisor

STOP FLAPPING YOUR COCK ON MY DOOR. ALL I CAN HEAR IS SERVER WHIRRING AND COCK FLAPPING

Love,
Nigel

Nigel if you understood the concept of a glory hole you’d be able to make your cock issues go away in a few minutes, or fast with practice.

-Chris

Hi Chris,
I'll issue this ultimatum. Stop the slappin' or I'm going to accidentally delete you from the pension file.

Love,
Nigel

You are an ungrateful bitch, Nigel.

- Adela, gloryhole maintenance

Server Room is back up and running.
Why is Nigel in here?

Also the shit has been removed from the printer.

*~Deepak IT Admin~*

Deepak? I thought they fired you, so they moved me here. I don't know how you cope.

OMG CHINESE ARE HERE

Nah, I'm still here Nigel. I've been bumped from Contract to permanent! How Cool! :O

I'm kindly doing the needful every day.
I don't make it to the server room often, tho.
Also, in case the dick pokes through the hole there, I have equipped the server room with this electric flyswatter.

Warm Regards

*~Deepak IT Admin~*

>Deepak
there is a server admin named Deepak at my company....

fuck indians they SUCK

the next time you stick your godforsaken head into that fridge, i'll slam it shut and start clubbing your ass with my metal bat.

-Arnie

You do not tell me what to fuck.

*~Deepak IT Admin~*

Are you working at another company? I could fire you for corporate espionage, you know.

- John C., Liz's Husband and kind of proxy CEO

I'm going to microwave some leftover fish with curry for a snack now. Hope that's ok with everone

i fucking hate you.

-Arnie

Derek, you're fired for giving Cathy the aids. Back to the cotton fields you go. Moonman is now the new manager.

Next order of business, all kikes report to the basement for a meeting

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I bomb the office

>fart
>accidentally shid
OoooooOOOOOOg bweeeesr doodee hehe fhuuuuuuuUUUUUUUNHHHH

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Consuela, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

- Jeff from ICE outside the building

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So you're going to do us a favor?

I'm new here. I brought these donuts in hopes we can all get along as co-workers.

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Thanks Gary.
What department are you in?

*~Deepak IT Admin~*

GET THE FUCK OUT SUSAN YOU NIGGER

OH FUCK LET'S ROOOOOOOOOL

FUCK OFF NIGGER GO KILL YOURSELF

No we don't

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK SPICS\
FUCK ANYONE WHO ISN'T WHITE I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!! WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi this is Chopra in client services. Will who ever is submitting tickets to fix the toilet to the It help desk please stop. It does not fix toilets and most of us are from India and shit in the street, we kindly ask you do the same, and submit repair tickets for building related repairs to the retail services facility service group.

jew detected

eat the shit out of the fucking toilet curryfag sand nigger

Nothing better than playing hopscotch with shit piles when walking back to my cubicle. I love this place!

jews aren't fucking white nigger

Hell yeah! Diversity is our strength!

I need to talk to your CEO

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fuck off karen

yes? Liz speaking

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Define Atheism

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Hello Chopra,
I was not able to revert the facilities tickets back to the facilities system. Could you do the needful make a sign about the toilets. I will submit an SDI to facilities for issue we are facing.
Kind regards,

*~Deepak IT Admin~*

Paper Cassette Load Letter

As previously stated Deepak, we in this department stand by our culture and shit in the street next to the designated smoking area as there is an open storm drain there. With this situation being as it is I do not know where the toilet is in the building. Can you send over Rasna from maintenance to put up the sign?

Chopra

just think about yourself :)

Please don't be taking the last of my mum's curry and fish.

Ticket closed: Resolved - toner has been replaced.

Ticket closed: Resolved - User inflicted.
retraining has been performed.

Ticket closed: Feces has been removed and Printer has been cleaned. Rollers have been hit with rubber rejuvenator.

Chopra,
Rasna has been contacted.
The signs have been put up instructing employees to keep shitting in the street and not to notify IT. Thank you

best,
*~Deepak IT Admin~*

looping together the email chains.

best,
*~Deepak IT Admin~*

...

This ticketing system is nuts. I'm going on my smoke break.

Nigel, Chopra, Pajeet, Kevin, can you hold down the fort and loop me in when I get back.

Please and thanks.

best,
*~Deepak IT Admin~*

Hey, Bob! Did you see the sportsball game last night? Man, was that a play or what! Haha. Anyway, can you send me the numbers on the Henderson account? I really need to circle back on that one and tie up some loose ends. Hey, are we still on for Buffalo Wild Wings on Tuesday or what!?

Please welcome Muhammad into the fold he’s just joined us this is his first job since returning from the Middle East after ISIS started to lose ground.
Please be nice

paj my man can i borrow you child wife for some... uhh diversity training

Nathan

Hey guy...you get that thing I sent ya?

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i will be sniffing chloe's bra

Nathan

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Please label any food you want to keep because the fridge will be cleaned out every second Thursday.

>trapping the poor guy in between the door and the tables
lol wtf this is like that gmod video where the guy traps the screaming kid behind all the metal pieces

Back over the wall with you, Consuela.

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