Hi /b, i want to end my life and i have 50mg of oxycodone and 480mg of codeine + of course some alcohol...

Throw a decent dose of benzos in there and you're good to go die.

You need help user.... get some help

dont do it op :(

Alright man, you want this, take every pill and drop it in the bottle with a funnel, proceed to dump in the toilet and find power in yourself

Unless you believe in reincarnation or something, life is something you get only one shot at. Might be shitty, but it's all you'll ever know. Don't waste the numerous opportunities that await future you to please a present version of yourself that isn't thinking rationally. Call someone and figure out what you can do to get your mental state back on track.

Have you been using opiates for a long time or never before? Makes a massive difference as you build up tolerance for it quicker than anything else.

You ever get high and jack off?

Kill yourself

Don't do it m8

not recently, my tolerance is nearly null, ive been taking oxys for 2 days

user we care for you

id get like 150mg more.

But seriously dont do it. go to the strip club somthing to gain confidence. hell maybe even become a drug dealer. anything to prolong a life

it will probably just fuck up your liver and kidneys. Have fun in dialysis every day

If you can't deal with the cards dealt to you.kill some random people.its the American way and certainly new Zealand

Wahaha every God damn diddly day you ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK!
I'm completely out of my God damn fucking MIND! Wahahaahahhahahaha holy cow my fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!

i'm in a worse state than you and still kicking it. throw all of that shit away and go to sleep. you'll hate and love me tomorrow.

Well user, there is no coming back after that. Just get drunk as shit cry your eyes out, start changing tomorrow. Ive been to that jumping off point. But life CAN be good. When your walking though hell keep going OP.

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This and pushups in the morning.

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Forgot pic

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kekd

depends op how much can you drink i am sort of thinking about suicide again

will i be dead if no one finds me for 6 hours?

Again? You killed yourself once already? How was it? Any pics?

Still, borderlining it with those amounts and alcohol. Go overboard if you wanna an hero. Double it.

Straight the fuck up, life has a funny way of working out if you devoutly refuse to /giveup

i mean i have a lot of alcohol with me

Shove it all up your ass. It may work.

This. Stop being a weak faggot OP and take control!

OP here, I just took it all and a leprechaun appeared and told me that I've been a gay faggot my whole life. I need to find the rainbow.

If you kill yourself you are a nigger
U dont wanna be a nigger right?

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Only so much you can get down before passing out, wouldn't risk it. If you're deadset on going however. Get it down as fast as you can, chug as much alcohol you can without puking it back up and put a plastic bag over head before you start fading out. Still risky, but better odds. Godspeed user!

1 corona wont cut it

Wont kill you,
You'll just feel fucking aids and rip liver
Seek help user too many Yea Forumss are gone

OP, listen to me.

You may think what I'm about to say is BS, but please hear me out.

Im 32 years old. I've been practicing magick for the last 9 years. I'm not gonna take the time to explain myself-It doesn't mattter.

For the past 4 years my ability to communicate with spirits through a scrying mirror has greatly improved. A scrying mirror allows you to speak directly with any entity you want. In some cases though, I've spoken to spirits that are still here on Earth.

There have been 2 spirits that have told me directly how life is for people that end their own life. It's not fun. You basically get laughed at and called a fool by every spirit that actually sucked it up and died according to God's plan. Depending on the person, you may possibly be left to wander the Earth with many other lost souls until God calls you forth to your next assignment. This could mean judgment and acceptance to higher spiritual realms, or you could be cast down further into darker realms...or you could be reborn here on Earth or on some other planet.

But what the spirits told me is that the regret of taking your life never ends. It will be a black spot on your spirit that can only be erased by more time suffering in the material realm. This isn't set in stone, but the spirits I talked to did NOT advise that I kill myself (I used to be depressed for years). If you hate being a bitch on Earth, then boy oh boy are you going to hate in the after life.

You must know OP, that the hardest moments of your life lead to the greatest change. And if you must suffer for a lifetime, then you will find a strength more powerful than anything on Earth.

The Gods and all the spirits know exactly how brutal life is...even if they cant conceive what its like to be mortal.

Hang in there buddy and we'll both have a beer in the kingdom of heaven.

If you want to kill yourself do something cool like jumping on the bike from some high building while on fire. Or take 300mg of codeine, relax, drink one beer and change your life tommorow.

Every day

Yes

It's your life
We're all going to die eventually

Medfag here. This combination you describe is a notoriously unreliable suicide method. A betting man would be wise to place 4:1 odds, at best, on you actually dying from that, depending on your body size.

I mean, theoretically there are ways to work this combination to significantly increase the lethality, but realistically you aren’t that medically savvy and I’m not gonna tell you how.

Best bet is to come to the conclusion that you have nothing left to lose. Only one place to go but up. Some people have really good reasons for wanting to kill themselves, but I’m guessing yours is not. Now that you have nothing left to lose, maybe you should try to achieve a ridiculous dream. Go become a masked vigilante and arrest criminals or something cool and post picture

not this

what are the consequences after being saved?

Don’t fucking do it user, if you have no one you have us if anything

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What do you mean by “being saved?”

That's enough for a good time

found after 6 hours

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Swallowing a bunch of pills seems like a real
messy way to go. Do you even know what it's going to do to you? How long will it take?

the booze and oxy is just gonna get you way too high and then make you vomit if you have little/ no tollerance. That much codeine's gonna make you really sick for several days but that's about it, dumbasss

He did it obviously..

no i didnt, i'll wait one more day, see you tomorrow

You’ll be immediately given Narcan to reverse the opiates and very possibly intubated and put on a respirator, depending on your breathing. You’ll be in the ICU for 1-2 days. If you say it was an accidental overdose, they’ll probably send you on your way. If you say it was a suicide attempt, you’ll probably get put on an involuntary 72 hour hold and a psychiatrist will see you there.

Please don't do it, OP. I know this life can really suck, but there will be goods times ahead. Live for God if you can't live for anything else. Live for kittens or puppies. Live for VR games 10-20 years down the road. Live for sex robots that look like JLaw or Emma Watson or 2004 Lindsay Lohan.

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Dont do it user, we love you and we need your dank memes to help us all get thru our shitty days together

how do we know when you are dead?

i overdosed 2 times and been intubated, this time just want to get this right

Ok don’t do it

throw the booze away take a pill or two and the world will look different, user. Start liting tomorrow. it is important to uderstand that your current mood or thought prosess is not the truth. but depedent on signals in your brain which are changeable

either actually convincing troll or based schizo user

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Dude, if you kill yourself I will kill myself too just to beat the shit out of you for ended with your own life

Enough to get incredibly fucked up and wind up in the hospital potentially, and definitely throwing up. your intention does not coincide with what you have.

Hearing comments from people that are firmly grounded in this material world is always amusing. Your type will always struggle to comprehend your new existence in the afterlife.

if you really give your current life no value then do something like survival in the forest or desert. you will escape your current life without death and enjoy great nature. or join the foreign legion and get a completely new identity and fuck whores in french guyana and shoot brown people. all preferable than to die in your own vomit op

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i mean, and i say this 100% seriously, if stuff like this ends up happening i will definitely be having a beer with you but doesnt this seem kind of predatory in a thread like this? op wont understand it anyway

Just do It,

There is also the possibility that you survive just barely, and become permanently brain damaged due to low levels of oxygen and shallow breathing.

Why not just cut to the chase and sign yourself into a psych ward or get help? You might be able to actually get help instead of ensuring that your last hours were awful.

Drink the booze, go to bed. Hopped off VPN just to say this.

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i say take the pills and dump the booze, at least no hangover.

quit being a fucking sally and get yourself a nice healthy heroin addiction, Death will follow, or you'll end up in jail/prison. Both are respectable outcomes.

>Hopped off VPN just to say this.
hc mate

Fucking bastard. I have a herniated stomach that might burst anytime and kill me instantly, and I want to live so much. Don't fucking waste your life. Be fucking grateful for it and live it!

fuck that, those are some good pills

This

lol yeah, throw out the temptation to be 'in control' thats the dumbest shit i ever heard... you will just admit you have no control over it therefore you need to get rid of them

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 50MG OF OXYCODONE KILL YOU?
SHIT, THAT'S JUST A FUN ASS NIGHT YOU RETARD.
GET A GUN.

It can be interpreted that way, and maybe it should. I can only speak from my own experiences, and I can say for certain, that when I was depressed, I didn't live for anything! I didn't want to strive for money, a good life, anymore travelling, food...nothing. The only thing that saved me was that for the first time in my life-I lived for a higher power. It's a harsh, but very cleansing experience. I realised that nothing really matters to me, except the wish to become closer to the God that is within me. That journey jas lead me to see and experience things that defy "reality". I see quite clearly now that God is everything there is. This "chase" for material pleasures will always be fleeting...it will always degrade. It doesn't satisfy us.

That doesnt mean I live like a monk, but my journey into the occult has revitalised me. I've shed the negative influences that have been affecting me my whole life. And the more I thought about God and prayed to him, the more clarity I gained. I see truly now, just how short life is. It's gonna be over in the blink of an eye. Once we're done...then whats next? That's a big question, but I believe we must advance ourselves on Earth and when we die, we continue to advance our spirits. That true "essence" of who we are is what I strive for now. Thats the real you. Not the you thats beem tainted by this sick society that dazzles you and makes your head spin. The real you is eternal.

Crazy you posted this.

>gf left after 7 years together a few months ago.
>switched careers, went into an apprentice ship where I knew absolutely nothing and got ridiculed daily (been doing it 8 months).
>ex let me know my dick was too small last week and the new guy plowing her is amazing in bed and well hung. Even sent me videos of them fucking (not posting them)
>all 3 of my close friends are gone within the same year, ( drug addiction, prison and suicide). I have no friends
>have a very hard time socializing and really beat myself up for it daily.

The list goes on. A month ago I just layed on the floor crying in my apartment I can barley afford atm and felt like I was dead. At this point I was 100% sure I was gonna kill myself but waited. Something snapped in my brain and I just got in my car and signed up for a gym membership and just started working out HARD. It felt fucking incredible, this was one month ago. After that I started to eat really healthy and made it into a hobby. A week after that I started forcing myself to talk to people and force myself to go out. After all THAT I started feeling really fucking great day by day and started to completely change as a person. It’s been a month of doing that and my confidence and self esteem/self worth has sky rocketed. I’ve literally never felt better and it all happened bc from extreme struggle and suffering. If I didn’t go what I went through I would never have drastically change my life. OP, if you’re at the point of suicide, that’s your brain telling you you NEED to drastically change everything you doing. Trust me, grab life by the balls and take what you want. Own your life and take control.

>afterlife
the denial is stronk here

Don't do it.
It's not worth it and you don't really know what comes after. if life really sucks that hard, go make some money, move somewhere where you don't know anyone and build a new one. There tons of option, you may have not thought of, that can make you happy again

Not a day goes by where I dont think about killing my self but im too much of a bitch
I dunno
There are people out there who go through worse shit and have a better reason to do it

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Suburban opiate addict starter pack?
Boof it.

Not enough. But you might get the balls the pull the trigger on that dose.

i would pull the trigger if i had one

i always thought of myself as an agnostic. i have seen things that could be considered an act of god and yet so many things seem so brutal and unstructured to me, which doesnt negate any belief but makes it harder. its a perspective thing i guess and i hope to line things up to a point where i can feel a sensation of higher greatness. i try to keep my mind open and hope my taint will wear off, i really do. status means nothing to me and i only use material pleasures to distract me from my thoughts going nowhere. i hope that will change one day and a part of me hopes it doesnt because infinity is just as scary as the void to me.

you should buy a powerball ticket too. that'd be funny if you won

Ignorance is truly bliss. See you on the other side, friendo.

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Your thinking of Tylenol he will just wake up with a hangover from hell.

OP here, i will try to get some benzos

its not bliss in this situation... its actually very painful realization and you are escaping it

Just masturbate and call it a day.

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and thanks to all of you for careing for an user

I’ve never understood how the fuck anyone expects this hotline to work. If you have the restraint to call this stupid fucking phone number before you kill yourself then you’re probably not gonna kill yourself. And what the fuck is some stranger gonna day that’s gonna make you feel better

jesus christ stay away form that shit lol

You're looking through a fixed lense. If you had the balls, you'd actually explore the spiritual side of life and see for yourself.

in the goal to rise my chances, not to take them, ive been taking benzos for a year you smart user

>you'd actually explore the spiritual side of life
i did explore through san pedro shrooms and other 'spiritual substances' got some insight. but-
>spiritual side of life
>life
when you die you are no longer alive. brain has a hard time accepting it and does a great job at creating delusions to cope with this. once you trully relalize this you will change you life and enjoy it- you live only once don't count on afterlife and do what you wanna do. there will be no second playthought or ven a replay. lights out.

>ive been taking benzos for a year you smart user
feel sry for you. i tried those few times and i find them to be one of the worst substances to take and can;t even imagine taking them regularly and being hooked on that shit

They are BS. I've heard horror stories of people using that line. If the operator feels like you're gonna kill yourself, then they'll send a police officer to your house to semd you to the hospital...you have no choice. Then you'll spend 2 days there regardless of work or school or life in general. After that 2 days you'll be forced to see a state psychiatrist and attend mental health checkups. Again, they don't care about work or school or life. If you don't attend this shit, then you'll be reprimanded. I've heard of people being given fines to even jail time lol others lose their jobs or cant attend classes because seeing the state mandated psychiatrist is a must.

I called the hotline spoke to someone said sorry I’m gonna do it . Taped a hose to my exhaust then to the passenger window . Some random cop found me unconscious. Probably lucky to be alive . But people do call , it just doesn’t really help .

i stopped long time ago, and i don't remeber much of that period of life. i wasnt totally blacked out but i have memory holes

Lol another bozo that thinks they've experienced spirituality through psychedelics.

i like how you concentrated on that and completely ignored my original argument... can;t say i'm surprised

why do you want to take them up again??

What comment? The part where you mentioned the brain dying yet still creating delusions?

OP is going to sleep, i will attempt when i'll be sure of lethality, for now i wait

opioids + benzos is easy death

Best advice i this thread

This never helps. Talking about suicide with anyone will just make you feel like a burden. You have to either figure your problems out for yourself or kill yourself.

Take all that shit, go meet a faggot in the dogging park, start sucking his cock, take your gun out, reach behind that child molester and shoot threw his ass and cock into your fuckin pea sized brain

the opiates might not kill you, but the acetaminophen should fuck your shit up good

Your grasp on the English language is QUITE pathetic.

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Tip for all suicidefags - don’t come here and whine and post your bullshit. Just get a bathrobe belt and fucking Anthony Bourdain yourself. Nobody here gives a fuck about you.

Go back to fuckin Facebook eurotrash

Tip for all fags in general - don't come into a suicide thread and post your bullshit. Just scroll past the thread and quit acting like a soccer mom from the year 1998. Nobody here gives a fuck about your tips.

You should Anthony Bourdain yourself, too. Show OP how it’s done.

I am a Priest. I dont care if you are religious or not because it's not my goal to convert anyone or talk about religion to people.

If you want to talk, tell me.

a soccer mom from 1998?

haha how... odd of you
im betting you havent left the house in a couple years if you think thats the only demographic that is anti suicide. You want some tips?

>reads March 28
>its the 27th

nice try retard

Hey user, from your picture i can at least tell you that your material side is better than mine. You have a desktop and im stuck with a cracked screen laptop.

My point is, get your shit together man.
It may seem like nothing is going to change but everything will, just give it some time. While you wait for stuff to get better, find something to keep you busy. Go to the gym, or train at home. Eating healthy is as easy as eating boiled vegetables.
Stuff may not change in a day or a week, but 2 years later you may find yourself looking back at this period in your life and thinking how far you've come.

Good luck user, and don't give in.

Have a kid or get a dog. Get something that depends on you. Your outlook will change. I still have my days where it's tough but it could never get bad enough where I'd leave my boys behind.

ah yiss that i true

i will leave you to the salvation man. good luck- don;t waste your life tho

there is no need to end your life. Go out start new hobby get your mind off things, start taking control of your life. Get to read some books or play games etc. and everyday when you wake up from sleep repeat to yourself "I will succeed in life no matter what happens"

Don't do it user. Get some help.

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