Your last three digits determine your powers
0 – Your dick grows by 7 inches 1- you become president of the USA 2- you area Muslim 3 – you are blind 4- you are unable to die 5- you have infinite influence 6 – you have aids 8 – you have unlimited money 9- you have your dick amputated
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March 27, 2019 - 22:47
there was no 7 so my super power is just having a big dick
March 27, 2019 - 22:48
>blind >unable to die This was the opposite of improvement
March 27, 2019 - 22:49
congratulations presidente
March 27, 2019 - 22:49
welp. i like that outcome
March 27, 2019 - 22:49
I don't know why this pic made me kek so much. Also, rolling.
March 27, 2019 - 22:50
I’m rich, blind, and have a big dick. Sounds good to me
March 27, 2019 - 22:50
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March 27, 2019 - 22:51
Well I guess it could be worse
March 27, 2019 - 22:52
Call me Lyndon B. Fuckin Johnson
March 27, 2019 - 22:52
time to build that wall i guess
March 27, 2019 - 22:52
whats the worst that could happen
March 27, 2019 - 22:52
The moneys cool, but now I have AIDS and no dick. Whats the point?
March 27, 2019 - 22:52
oh yes! I would be a good world dictator!
March 27, 2019 - 22:55
Dubs, 7 inches more dick and double unable to die... nice
March 27, 2019 - 22:55
I got a bigger dick but amputated... and I cannot see it if I put it in my bed table for example. To said "Yeah, that big dick was mine"
March 27, 2019 - 22:55
fuck yeah... jokes on u, am a tranny, hate my dick anyways. Infinite influence + pres.? I'll take dat anyday
March 27, 2019 - 23:01
ma'am you need to calm down
March 27, 2019 - 23:02
holy shit that's actually frightening to think about
March 27, 2019 - 23:04
I'll be the underdog villain and go with 666.
March 27, 2019 - 23:10
So what, I'm a Muslim with no powers? What a fucking waste of a roll.
March 27, 2019 - 23:10
ma'am you need to calm down
March 27, 2019 - 23:19
Well the first Muslim President with unlimited money i am
March 27, 2019 - 23:21
watch him rolling down the streets
March 27, 2019 - 23:28
ROLL! pic related
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March 27, 2019 - 23:31
just gained 14 inches there
March 27, 2019 - 23:33
Fuck my life
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March 27, 2019 - 23:37
op here, yea i started off with good intentions but then just derailed myself, even missed number 7, im baked as fuck hahahahahahaha
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March 27, 2019 - 23:46
afadasfsdafasddsadfdassad
March 28, 2019 - 00:11
ya boi
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March 28, 2019 - 00:48