be me, 17-year-old autist

> be me, 17-year-old autist
> go to lame ass movie with qt I started dating 2 weeks ago
> sitting at the back
> makingoutinitiated.exe
> she starts giving handjob
> feelsgoodman.gif
> she increases the speed
> feel the cum rushing out of my balls, going to nut a geyser
> a perfect string of cum exits my dick and flies out at a perfect 45 degree angle
> flies over about 4 rows in the theater and lands on the head of random chad
> chad starts yelling and gets thrown out of theater
> mfw I realize I came on a dude
> mfw I realize I'm gay

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put me in the screenshot you absolute retard

put me in the screenshot too cunt

Did you say no homo? If you didn’t it’s too late now.

Why are all these redditfags here?

Checkem
And because Reddit is on a banning spree from pic related and other shit.

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>came to a chad
doesn't that technically make you a chad too?

Kys faggot cucks

It makes him the alpha chad

>alpha chad
Kys fgt, lurk moar

Nice abbreviations whered you pick them up huh 2014? Fuck you. If you cum on chads head you are higher on the jizz order its like chickens you stupid newfag

piss off redditneger

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well it would be gay if you were thinking about chad when you blew that geyser onto his head.

>be newfag
>call others newfag
imagine that much of a brainlet

Everyone knows you're a newfag redditor, go back to your shit hole faggot no one wants you here

he's got a point tho

no

>newfags calling newfags newfags

I have a point and they are dumb little baby childrens crying to their mothers

go back if you don't like it nigger

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Thanks for the laugh OP

Hey wavetitan how is your day going?